That already, really, is a difficult thing for me
My mother is always like that People are very difficult all their lives.
Very unhappy. I never remember My mother was happy.
And when he gets older, But he is a young person,
I found it now exaggerated and, uh...
So, he, uh, 83 and now is very, very negative,
very very unhappy, and, uh... that has been difficult for me...
Hello, audience.
Thank you for coming.
You are here because you want to laugh...
and you want to forget about your problem
But I can't let it.
You shouldn't laugh.
You can't forget about your problem
This world is not funny.
- We are all dying
This world isn't funny.
Twelve percent of the world's population
do not have access to clean drinking water.
This world is not funny.
Guy Fieri has two functioning restaurants.
- The world isn't funny So then... Now we understand the context,
now we realize how very unfunny the world is...
Let's do it.
The entertainer isn't here to help you.
They are here to control you.
- Never listen to them
Never give them what they want.
And most importantly, never make some damn sounds!
♫ Women! ♫
♫ Women, if you feel me Say, "Hell, yes!" ♫
Hell, yes!
♫ Fellas! Come on, fellas If you feel me, say, "Hell, yes!" ♫
Hell, yes!
♫ Virgin, if you haven't felt it Say, "Hell, yes!" ♫
Hell, yes!
♫ If you can divide by zero Let me hear you say, "Hell, yes!" ♫
Hell, yes!
No, you can't.
Mathematically impossible. Listen.
Don't Pavlov. I am looking for the real answer here.
Try collecting information. Let's go.
♫ If you like to drink liquor Let me hear you say, "Hell, yes!" ♫
Hell, yes!
♫ If you like smoking, weeds Let me hear you say, "Hell, yes!" ♫
Hell, yes!
Gotcha. Get this bastard
Get down on the ground!
Where are weeds
Yes, We have rooms full of potheads.
We need backups. More.
Psychic!
♫ If you're not kidding About the law ♫
♫ Let me hear you say "Fuck the police" ♫
Fuck the police.
♫ If it's too simplified for you Let me hear you say ♫
♫ "This is a very difficult job And they do their best" ♫
♫ If you don't know anything about the conflict Between Israel and Palestine ♫
♫ And thus feeling very uncomfortable ♫
♫ Weigh on it You've read it ♫
♫ Let me hear you say "There are no comments" ♫
No comments!
Good call I have no idea what happened there
What do they stand for?
They have the same hat.
♫ If you want to start the show ♫
♫ Let me hear you say, "Hell, yes" Come on ♫
Hell, yes!
♫ If my name is Bo... ♫
Oops.
I think you've finished with this call and bad response.
That's what I thought.
If you want me to be introspective,
let's be introspective.
♫ I can't wrap my mind Exactly why I'm here ♫
♫ I know you pay money I have to be funny ♫
♫ Besides that Don't know why I'm here ♫
♫ To make you laugh, right? It's only half right ♫
♫ Look at the world I don't know why I'm here ♫
♫ All of this laughter can't work Feeding African famine ♫
♫ I just hope not Get more from this than you do ♫
♫ I want to tell you It's all fine ♫
♫ You want to be happy ♫
♫ Now, enter the line ♫
♫ Yes, this is almost Technically incoherent at this time ♫
♫ Y'all never seen a comedy show Like this in your fucking life ♫
♫ And for good reason ♫
- ♫ It's old after a few minutes ♫
♫ You will see ♫
♫ Let's show this show ♫
♫ Let's start this event Okay ♫
♫ One, two, three, four ♫
So I was at the dentist a few days ago...
Yes.
And nothing funny happened,
so I like, "Don't mention it on stage."
I've messed it up.
I love you!
No, you don't.
You don't.
Haters will always hate, lovers will love
You must reject both sides of the spectrum
to leave... healthy middle.
I like your idea!
Stop participating
It's not a participatory thing happens here
Trying to perpetuate something I have worked for a long time.
Shut up!
I haven't...
makes my mind about...
masturbation. Strange and I'm torn.
You know, Because on the one hand, it tastes good.
Don't you think I will use it, idiot?
This is not a prop.
This will be used intermittently.
Guys... I have a lot of problems in my life.
I wrote a song about some problems in my life
I hope some of you can get in touch with him. Let's begin.
♫ Walking around I don't have anyone to talk to ♫
♫ There are everyone ♫
♫ And there is only me ♫
♫ If I can change Don't you think that I will do it ♫
♫ God only knows Why does he curse me to be ♫
♫ Straight white people ♫
♫ I declare my problem ♫
♫ Other people turn their eyes ♫
♫ Three trips to the mall ♫
♫ Zero khakis in my size ♫
♫ I have never been a victim From a random search for medicine ♫
♫ But you can't say My life is easy ♫
♫ Until you walk a mile in my Uggs ♫
♫ Straight white people ♫
♫ I know the way looks difficult in front ♫
♫ Women want rights ♫
♫ Gay people want children ♫
What?
♫ Can't you leave us alone? ♫
♫ And also "No" for the things you ask for ♫
They are greedy and they know that, okay?
♫ Everyone thinks that I easily get it ♫
♫ And just because it's true ♫
♫ Doesn't mean it's true ♫
♫ So pull the chair ♫
♫ And put your pitchfork ♫
♫ Give me a chance ♫
♫ To show what it looks like ♫
♫ To be a straight white person ♫
♫ Churches never made me Feeling ashamed of who I am ♫
♫ But I got an email from Zappos Gmail is not marked as spam ♫
♫ Constitution of my country Are handwritten by my race ♫
♫ But my wife bought me The new iPhone ♫
♫ With the case of the iPod Touch ♫
The case does not match the phone.
♫ Straight white people ♫
♫ I know the way looks difficult in front ♫
♫ Women want rights ♫
♫ Blacks want Not called "black people" ♫
Sorry.
♫ Can't you leave us alone? ♫
♫ Also, "no" with the things you ask for ♫
♫ No ♫
♫ Straight white people ♫
♫ I know the way looks difficult in front ♫
♫ Women want rights ♫
♫ African Amer- ♫
♫ We used to have all the money and land ♫
♫ And we still do it But it's not fun now ♫
Thank you.
If you are offended by that, is ironic
Isn't that fun? I mean the opposite of that.
White people, easy to be white people.
Yes!
Yes, white people, we deserve... cheering once in a while.
It's easy to be a white person. Very easy.
But white people are and it's not fair,
Because we've done it a lot of things, you know
We found many items.
White people find everything But peanut butter, I believe.
That's what I teach in school. Everything but peanut butter.
Does not sound right, but the American education system
has racial bias?
Impossible, Joseph.
Guys, white... white people a little uncomfortable
We will do racial jokes about white people
so you don't feel uncomfortable.
White people, We like the same food.
Favorite sandwiches, peanut butter and...
- Jelly! -... Jelly.
- Macaroni and... - Cheese!
Our favorite chip, salt and vi...
-... country! - Wow!
Who said
Get a camera on them.
Your grandchildren will see this,
know what is fanatic their grandfather or grandmother
Every person is non-white, see who said that,
find them after the show
Put the lights down. Their faces creep out.
Guys, I'm not "perfect," okay?
I don't "use air quotes correctly," All right?
But I am against double standards across the board.
Why the hell...
that when a woman wears open clothes,
he is labeled a prostitute,
but if I use The skin is like a jacket,
I'm a killer
What?
If I make love with a small child, I'm a pedophile,
but if a child fucks me, I'm a pedophile again?
Twice a week What is this?
Hey, Bo.
Do you want to sing a song with us?
- good
- It's okay.
- You will find it.
- Hey, Bo, guess what? ♫
- ♫ You are gay ♫
Not smart, that only means.
Bigoted. I apologize for that.
So I was bothered a few days ago while my-
Hey, Bo.
- Do you want to sing another song together?
- Very bad.
♫ Hey, Bo, guess what? ♫
- Right!
That's not funny.
♫ You are gay, you are gay You are fucking fag ♫
♫ You are gay, you are fucking... ♫
Can you turn off the lights at least?
♫ You are gay, you are homo You are fucking fag... ♫
Is this funny for you? Turn off. Turn off the track!
Why on the record player?
Do you have record players there? Have you installed a recording player?
You know, it's one thing to make that,
but to press it to vinyl is another thing, okay?
Just to be clear, I wrote, conceived and executed
the whole bit.
Look at yourself in Abe Lincoln's chair.
How dare you make that joke so late?
I am a big fan of hip-hop.
Because I like words. I like poetry.
into a short time.
There are artists who still do that Uh...
Yes, Kendrick Lamar, is very word-heavy, very poetic. But-
What are you doing?
Look, this is my show.
Most... most...
Hip-hop artists, for me, and that's for me, hip-hop,
And people lose their mind.
I will give an example. Is there a pain that beats there for me?
Oh, damn it!
♫ I'm not one of you ♫
♫ I'm not a human ♫
♫ Do you know who I am? ♫
♫ I am a little teapot Short and fat ♫
♫ Here's my grip This is my spout ♫
♫ When I'm all steamed Then I scream ♫
♫ Sing it Tip me up and... ♫
- Pour me in! - Let's go.
♫ Pour me Pour me out ♫
♫ My tip ends And pour me out ♫
♫ Nigga, pour me out ♫
♫ Pour me out ♫
- ♫ My tip and pour me out ♫
♫ Baa, baa, black sheep Do you have wool? ♫
♫ Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full ♫
♫ One for masters, one for dame ♫
♫ One for little boys It's down on the track ♫
- ♫ Baa ♫ ♫ Turn on the path ♫
- ♫ what? ♫ - ♫ Turn on the track ♫
Why are there young people? live alone on a small road?
Who signed this boy's contract?
Am I the only one concerned about this little boy?
Two examples are enough.
OK, thank you.
A lower comedian will milk the milk for four verses.
And better comedians won't do everything
I'm right in the sweet spot.
This, uh...
This cannon is worth $ 200, only for that joke
I can give the money to a homeless person, make their day,
and I don't do it often.
That was my first decision every morning.
Not today. No I will do it tomorrow.
Tomorrow comes and today is still there.
Tomorrow is a relative term. We didn't get there.
Annie
Fuck you
You don't know my purpose. Don't act like that.
You are not in front of me
I will maintain the element of surprise.
I tried to improve my improvisation.
My performance is very planned, uh, for words.
You know, to give a signal.
And I try to get out of it.
I want to make something new for each show,
only a few people can experience it.
- what's your name, man - Robbery.
Robbery? OK.
I will try to make a song about Rob...
from above my head This might not work.
Um, it's just... This is to keep me sharp, try...
I am stalling for a while, trying to think of Rob's poem.
Not fair. Good.
Songs about Rob Press track
Fuck.
♫ Bo has sex with... ♫
- ♫ Rob's... ♫ - ♫ Mother ♫
♫ Bo has sex with... ♫
- ♫ Rob's... ♫ - ♫ Mother ♫
Bo, I heard you had sex with an older woman last night.
I do it.
- What's the name of his child?
- ♫ Bo has sex with... ♫
- ♫ Rob's... ♫ - ♫ Mother ♫
♫ Bo has sex with... ♫
- ♫ Rob's... ♫ - ♫ Mother ♫
♫ I fuck her for an hour Then leave when I'm done ♫
♫ Because fucking is a game And Rob is his son ♫
Do we plan that? We don't plan it.
How did he do it?
How does he pretend to do it? How did he keep being made?
I'm not... I'm not honest for the second here!
Honesty is for birds, honey.
You want an honest comedian, go see the rest of them, okay?
"This really happened."
Cool.
What Wow, oh, boy.
Are there big country music fans out there?
Yes.
Ooh, some people extended my name. "Boo," that's also an agreement.
Uh, I think...
I think country music...
gets a bad reputation
You know, why is that? when Bruce Springsteen
Singing about that damn shortcut is art,
and then when someone sings about a horse,
it's mute inherently I don't think...
I think some of the greatest songwriters All time is a country artist.
Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson... Do you know?
And if you write honestly, it is art
And I will never bash it. Um, the problem is...
with a lot of modern country music, what is called a country music stadium,
type of brand Keith Urban country music,
is that it's dishonest
This is the opposite of being honest.
Where are not people Actually tell their story,
You have a lot of metrosexual millionaires
that has never been done days of hard work in their lives,
But they know the words and expressions they can use
to spoil their audience,
and they include the same words and phrases off,
some kind of crazy-lib style in every song,
collect millions of dollars from actual working class people.
You know the words. You know the expression.
Phrases like...
♫ Roads of land, cold beer ♫
♫ Blue jeans, red pickups ♫
♫ Rural nouns, simple adjectives ♫
♫ There are no shoes, no clothes ♫
♫ There are no Jews You don't hear it ♫
A kind of mental typo.
♫ I walk and talk like a field hand ♫
♫ But the shoes I wear Cost three thousand ♫
♫ I wrote songs about riding a tractor ♫
♫ From the comfort of a private jet ♫
♫ I can sing in Mandarin ♫
♫ You still know I'm pandering ♫
♫ Hunting deer, chasing trout ♫
♫ Bud lights with the logo facing out ♫
♫ Listen to smooth mandolin ♫
♫ That's a pandering book ♫
♫ I have a private farm That I rarely use ♫
I don't like dirt.
One verse, one choir in the bag.
Now it's time to talk with women.
I wish my bedspread south charm all the rape of this rape I took out.
♫ A good girl with a straw hat ♫
♫ With his hand in the cornfield ♫
♫ That is a scarecrow ♫
Think it's a human woman. Sorry.
♫ A cold night, cold beer ♫
♫ A cool jeans Strike the last one ♫
♫ I want you I hope you feel me ♫
Subtextually.
♫ We sleep You fall asleep ♫
♫ So I brought your country girl Clothes ♫
♫ I put my hand on your body ♫
♫ It feels like straw It's a scarecrow again ♫
♫ Like Mike Evander-ing ♫
♫ Lose your ears, I pandering ♫
♫ I write songs for people who do ♫
♫ Job in town That I will never move to ♫
♫ legalize gerrymandering ♫
♫ My pandering tolerance ♫
♫ You have a beautiful mouth ♫
♫ I'm beautiful... ♫
You bastard bastard want to change the key?
♫ Grouping thematically ♫
♫ Passing pandering ♫
♫ I hold onto my demo ball ♫
♫ Say the word "truck" They hiss in their overalls ♫
♫ You don't know what your land is in ♫
♫ I am on the land of pandering ♫
♫ And I will be upfront ♫
♫ I did what I did Because I'm a total fucking boy ♫
You know, like, that genre.
They lie to you. That is all.
They lie...
Comforters, they lie and they manipulate you.
And that's not a good way. It's like advertising. You deserve better.
I don't say that,
but I'm the one who says you deserve better.
You go better You say, "Thank you, freak. See you later."
The Tonight Show,
This is the end of culture.
Culture ends, everyone. We lost
This is entertainment. What is this entertainment?
The person we see is too much
utter the song we have heard too much
And this is the bread and butter of American television And that's always one of two things on celebrity lip-syncing.
These are celebrity male celebrities for female songs...
"But he doesn't..."
Or rich and rich white actress
Ironically lip-syncing to hip-hop songs.
♫ Fuck the police Come directly from underground ♫
Can you trust this song?
Ever been an honest articulation class struggle?
Fuck these people.
How dare they think that they are fucking around
what are you worth paying attention to?
They play Pictionary? Your attention is valuable.
I worked for three years to get it for one hour
And I almost got there.
See?
I see beautiful...
dick I was in a public toilet.
Some people might be like me.
I can't use urinal When there is a guy next to me.
I froze. So I have to use a shop.
In this case, all stalls are taken. I have to use a urinal.
There is a man beside me. I saw a little.
You don't imagine this. OK.
A little is over. I'm not talking to his penis now.
I don't tear his penis.
And I am now not talking into dick breaking.
The show is a series of discrete bits.
Which is over
God, if you don't get it...
Reset the momentum.
I can't slide from the inertia of past jokes.
Need to get it.
Every bit must come out of a vacuum, huh?
We all want love.
How many single women out there look for love tonight
What
Yes. "Whoo" that sadness.
Where else does it come from.
Ladies, I know what you want.
Want.
♫ You want a cute guy A tough guy ♫
♫ A feminist who likes to pay for things ♫
♫ kinda people who get along with your friends ♫
♫ Without being interested in one of them ♫
♫ Good boys, bad boys, good bad boys ♫
♫ Half-half children are half-cooked, half-bad ♫
♫ Love your brother Sensitive but not weak ♫
♫ And a great lover Your mother's call on the weekend ♫
♫ Even though you might think That this person is only in your mind ♫
♫ But guess what? ♫
♫ You are right ♫
♫ If you want love ♫
♫ Lower your expectations some ♫
♫ Because Prince is Charming Will never be satisfied with you ♫
♫ If you want love ♫
♫ Just choose a guy and love him ♫
♫ And if he has something for the feet ♫
♫ Say the fuck, sweep me from them ♫
Now...
the good thing is that, uh...
At least men are very realistic hope for women...
he said, sarcastically prepared it a second verse in a comedy song.
♫ You want a nice girl A girl who doesn't ♫
♫ obsessed with his appearance But it's very hot ♫
♫ The type of girl you can Show your parents ♫
♫ Love the movie you like And always laugh at your jokes ♫
♫ Real girl, hot girl, Very sexy girl ♫
♫ A new real doll that is so cool ♫
♫ Want to impress you Don't care if you pay attention ♫
♫ And only ever using you tickling his throat with ♫
♫ Even though you might think that this girl is only in your mind ♫
♫ But he's real But last week, he died ♫
♫ If you want love ♫
♫ Lower your hopes a lot ♫
♫ You might think your penis is a gift I promise it's not ♫
- ♫ If you want love ♫
♫ Just choose a girl and love her ♫
♫ Then whip your penism and Let the girl you love reject the offer ♫
♫ I don't want neat freaks I don't want to slob ♫
♫ Someone with bedhead And a dead end job ♫
♫ Because I won't be satisfied with less ♫
♫ from perfect ♫
♫ We want perfect children Perfect life ♫
♫ Perfect husband or perfect wife ♫
♫ But deep down, we know ♫
♫ We don't deserve it ♫
♫ But ♫
♫ We all deserve to be loved ♫
♫ Even in the days If we are not the best ♫
♫ Because we all suck ♫
♫ But love can make us less sucking ♫
♫ We all deserve to be loved ♫
♫ This is the best part of life ♫
♫ And I will know I just turned 25 ♫
It's still young.
Original doesn't mean good.
Anyone can do anything
Don't let me release it too easily.
♫ War, yes, God, yes ♫
♫ What's the point? ♫
♫ Increasing domestic manufacturing ♫
OK. Uh...
I don't want politics
Because I only know my own ideas about other people's ideas.
We just played in Alabama. They are like lights.
I don't even need to make a joke.
"Motherfucker is lighting a candle."
No, not enough.
Alabama is really good. You are elitist deaf
Isn't that fun?
Yes, you like that
And now...
what makes peanut butter and jelly sandwich feels like
when you are tall marijuana
And now...
what makes peanut butter and jelly sandwich feel like...
when you have a bad face.
Hey, honey, I'm home.
- Honey, you're fine What's wrong?
Are you drunk?
Have you already... You have been drinking, haven't you?
You already fuck... You are wasted, not...
- I can't hear you
Talk to the microphone.
I'm not
What's behind your back? What are you holding behind your back?
- only...
- Don't do it -
What is that... what are you hiding behind you? Just show
This is peanut butter jam, okay? Demands me.
That mayonnaise. That is a mayonnaise jar.
It's not peanut butter. Why are you holding a mayonnaise jar?
I don't hold a bottle of mayonnaise.
- Do you know what?
I'm fucking done with this crap, okay?
I have to get up at 5:00 a. m.
- I have to work at 6:00.
I had a tiring day.
I just want to go home, relax, relax,
and I go home messy that I have to clean-
- No no! I have to clean it.
Because you will make things worse If you try, okay?
- Do you know what?
I've finished doing this.
- You are very mature
- I can't leave you alone
without you damn.
This is what I faced Monday to...
- Who are you talking to now?
You only signal to the sink.
- What does that mean?
Okay, what do you know? This bit is getting more
a little too strange and meta. Okay, we're done with that.
I agree. Where is it?
Sometimes you don't write a bit, so you just skip it
Before they know it, you go to the next thing.
Guys, I was in the shop recently.
And, uh, no, I will save your time.
I buy something
No no no no No.
Sit in silence.
Do you know what continuity error?
That's where in one shot there is one way,
In another shot it's another way. Do you know these things?
However...
This comedy show is brought to you in part by...
-... Flamin 'Hot Cheetos.
♫ Flamin 'Hot Cheetos ♫
♫ They are like ordinary Cheetos But they are flamin 'hot ♫
♫ Normal cheetos are for pussies ♫
♫ But Flamin 'Cheetos isn't ♫
♫ For pussies, it's ♫
They don't sponsor me. I'm just trying to get it.
They don't return my call.
Evasionvely cheesy more like that.
Mmm. Label-less water.
Nothing feels better than not being sued.
I, uh...
I don't love my fans.
I have to be... Not me. You don't want that...
You don't want the desperate, sort of nauseating things from entertainers.
"My fans, oh, they stay with me through everything,
through thick and thin. " Don't stick with me through thick.
If I stop entertaining you, throw me to the curb
You won't stick with your mechanic if he stops repairing your car
I am in the service industry. I just paid more, okay?
And a lot...
I feel many artists, especially pop artists,
sort of a violation of...
responsibilities that are not theirs, in terms of their audience,
keep their audience on an emotional level.
Some of you may be sad and through things.
I feel for it. Life is hard.
I won't fix it with a song.
Like "Brave" or "Roar." You know it's inspirational...
What I'm trying to say...
are you not listening to songs... like this.
- ♫ Have you ever felt sad or lonely? ♫
♫ Do you even feel two feet tall? ♫
♫ Have you ever thought ♫
♫ "Humans, if only I am someone else at all"? ♫
♫ They like to kick you When is the time to be rude ♫
♫ Then you give it all But it's not enough ♫
♫ And sticks and stones Maybe your bones break ♫
♫ But words can destroy your heart ♫
♫ But if you don't know where to go ♫
♫ I will show you where to start ♫
- ♫ suicide ♫
♫ This will only take a while And you will be glad that you did it ♫
♫ Just go to your oven And push your head into it ♫
♫ suicide ♫
♫ Really, you have to do it There's nothing for that ♫
♫ Just take a cup And add a cup of mild liquid ♫
Good. Now...
I feel like you're backing down.
Maybe it's because of the fact I say
to commit suicide again and again.
I'm just trying to make a simple point.
That this... It's the hardest life Problems don't have simple answers.
You should not only be brave. You shouldn't just roar.
You shouldn't kill yourself.
But I understand that...
It's a sensitive topic and you Maybe just heard me say that.
And I've dealt with... I don't want to be... Look.
♫ I sound not empathetic ♫
♫ I sound rude and rude ♫
♫ Suicide is an epidemic ♫
♫ And I don't want to be misunderstood ♫
♫ Signs of depression are forgotten ♫
♫ So if you experience depression ♫
♫ Then you need to order Therapy sessions ♫
♫ Talk about your depression ♫
♫ And let a professional hear it ♫
♫ But if you are looking for moral wisdom ♫
♫ In Katy Perry's lyrics, then ♫
- ♫ suicide ♫
♫ This won't hurt If you can afford ♫
♫ To give a little kiss To the speeding train ♫
♫ You will kill yourself ♫
♫ It's over, consider it ♫
♫ There is a trigger, pull ♫
♫ Get through your head "That" becomes a bullet ♫
♫ Stick your tongue on the plug ♫
♫ Sucking the exhaust pipe ♫
♫ Make toast in the bathtub ♫
♫ Fucked yourself on a cross ♫
♫ Hold your breath until it's gone ♫
♫ Drink a gallon of Mace ♫
♫ Be gay in Iran ♫
- ♫ Let Oprah sit on your face ♫
♫ Jumping off the bridge ♫
♫ Dip the skin in the flood ♫
♫ Skydive sticks to the fridge ♫
♫ Drinking the blood of Haitians ♫
♫ Enter the zoo ♫
♫ Give the tiger a boost ♫
♫ Eat Phillips-head screw ♫
- ♫ Marrying with Courtney Love ♫
Sorry.
Don't kill yourself.
I don't like explaining jokes that...
A joke where I tell everyone to commit suicide
It might be worthy of an explanation. No!
And if you are offended, don't write a blog
I apologize immediately Sorry! Immediately!
What
What is that, Mom?
What do you say? This is your time Who said
Take off your pants!
Don't benchmark me, okay?
Do you think it's okay just because I'm a man?
Do it!
You think it's okay Because she's a boy?
That is homophobia. Just the fact that you feel funny.
"Ooh, someone said take off your pants. That's not God's way. "
Jesus Christ, you are a fanatic
I, uh...
The show has enough rock and roll so far. You know, I know that.
And I...
I want to keep it, But life isn't always rock and roll.
I will not let go of my life.
I go through pretty rough...
uh, farewell recently. It has come a long time ago.
Eh, we talked a lot about it, he and I But recently we talked...
It's not new, but I remember that like yesterday, you know?
He comes out of the bathroom,
Her hair is wet, her shoulders are wet.
That is a shower. This is water.
He turned to me and he said it...
He said...
♫ It's over ♫
♫ We shouldn't fight to stay together Just to fight again ♫
♫ It's over We're not happy ♫
♫ We need to take a short break From us to make us right again ♫
♫ And even though it won't go away Further ♫
♫ I swear I don't regret the second of that ♫
♫ And when the dust has finished ♫
♫ I hope we can still be friends ♫
Then I say...
♫ Eat dick ♫
♫ Eat fucking dick, like this ♫
♫ Use your dick gloves ♫
♫ Prepare to devour his penis ♫
♫ If you don't like this dick sitch ♫
♫ Eat dick, bitch ♫
I think I made the right decision.
♫ Okay, you're angry ♫
♫ I can see that ♫
♫ But you don't need to make this more difficult Rather than having to ♫
♫ I try to talk to you ♫
♫ But you won't listen- ♫
♫ Eat dick ♫
♫ Wait Please let me - ♫
♫ Eat dick ♫
Oh my God.
♫ Honestly, are you fucking five? ♫
♫ I try to talk about this ♫
♫ You refuse to listen to me ♫
I say how do I feel, okay
And then you say... "eat dick" again and again.
Does it look mature to you?
♫ No, no But look, I think the problem is ♫
♫ I'm angry with my father ♫
♫ And I'm not emotionally commenting ♫
♫ So it's not honest and vulnerable ♫
♫ I did a quick switch Because I'm sick inside ♫
♫ And I tried to hide it So eating dick, man ♫
I think we have a future _, you fucking whore
♫ I don't think You will cry for me ♫
♫ I don't think you care ♫
♫ I thought you were Raged angrily ♫
♫ But now I see you are afraid ♫
♫ I'm afraid too ♫
♫ Maybe we can solve it ♫
♫ And don't break up ♫
Very?
♫ No, lick my clit ♫
♫ Lick my mother's clitoris ♫
♫ You think three bad tears ♫
♫ Offsetting three bad years? ♫
♫ I deserve better than you ♫
♫ For me to get wet, then screw ♫
♫ Sorry, you are not what I need, huh ♫
♫ Lick this clitoris then leave, kid ♫
Hey, if you have fun, make it quiet.
Cool.
Uh...
What is this event?
What am I talking about, you know?
For... to summarize the show, though... Me! I! I!
But...
if you take one thing from my show...
I hope it's a shirt. We sell it out there.
This is all the front of the brand.
But what is this event? What do you think, industrial piping?
close.
Stay away.
It's about...
This mute
But for real, what's wrong?
It's about...
do...
I try to...
... make my show about something else,
but always ends becomes about doing.
I start to look very young, As a teenager, you know, professionally.
And as a comedian, what should you do...
You should talk about what you know
And what I know always appears.
So to talk about... traffic or laundry
feel very dishonest.
But I'm worried about making a show about its performance will also be meta.
It will not be convinced that those people are not players.
But what I found was that I don't think there are people who don't.
Can we turn on the house lights for a moment? And can you...
Let the lights on the stage... Let the knight fade away.
Now we are all the same.
I mean, you're all still facing here.
You know, I looked out... I looked at you and, um...
This is a very diverse crowd.
I mean, more Europeans than I expected, but...
we will get there
If I see young people...
You know, and I feel like... I was born in 1990
and I was a little raised in America when it was a cult of self-expression.
And I've just been taught, You know, express yourself
and have lots of things to say and everyone will care about them.
And I think everyone was taught that
and most of us know No one cares about what we think.
So we flock to artists by thousands of people
Because we are a little who have found an audience.
Then I have to get up from here and say, "Follow your dream,"
as if this is a meritocracy? No, okay?
I have a special life and I am lucky and I am not happy.
They say that... like my generation This isn't it.
This is not...
Pride is taught or it is cultivated.
This... it's self-aware. That is what it is. This is...
It's aware of yourself... Social media...
it is only the market answer to the generation that demands to appear.
So the market says, "This, do everything
each other all the time without reason. "
It's a prison, it's terrible.
This is a player and audience together with
What we want is more than lying in our bed at the end of the day and only see our lives as a satisfied audience member?
I know a little about anything, But what I do know is that
if you can live your life without an audience...
You have to do it. And now you think...
"How will you dig the show? out of this strange hole?"
Oh, do you want me to be funny and make a point?
Well, well, well, well, well, well, now.
Batman So how do we do it?
We do it like this.
I went to the new Kanye West tour, Tour Yeezus.
The show is big, dramatic, and theatrical.
He does something very strange at the end of the program
where he nags... for, like, 20 minutes.
That is a kind of harsh words, sort of song
He adjusts his voice automatically
and there are instrumental in the background...
... like this instrumental
He talks about the problem...
race...
power.
The $ 90 T-shirt doesn't sell well.
That's mostly. And I see this.
I thought maybe I could do this.
I will be honest, my problem
not as high as Kanye's, but I have a problem
And maybe many people in New York will be good enough to spoil me.
So when we get to the end of from the night of the theater...
and comedy and sweaters come and turn off,
I have one question for you...
And that question is...
♫ Can I say my nonsense, New York? ♫
♫ Can I say my nonsense? ♫
♫ I have a lot of nonsense to say ♫
♫ I can't adjust to my hands Inside Pringle can ♫
♫ I have a lot of problems Inserting my hand into a Pringle can ♫
♫ I can grab my hand Like four inches to the can ♫
♫ But then I have to tilt the can To my mouth ♫
♫ But at that time there were a lot of crumbs Accumulated at the bottom of the can ♫
♫ So they're all gone Spilling on my face ♫
♫ What I want to say Is the diameter of a Pringle can ♫
♫ Too small ♫
♫ I will say it again ♫
♫ The diameter of a Pringle can Too small ♫
♫ Two radius from Pringle can Too small ♫
♫ If you feel me Put your hand ♫
♫ Come on ♫
♫ If you feel me Put your hand ♫
♫ Look at all these hands It's too big ♫
♫ To be compatible with Pringle can ♫
♫ Your hand is too big To fit the Pringle can ♫
♫ Your hand is too big To fit Pringle can ♫
♫ You think you can ♫
♫ I know you can't You think you can ♫
♫ Pringles, listen to people ♫
♫ I'm sure 90% From the complaint letter you get ♫
♫ Is it about the width of your can ♫
Just... make them wider.
I have surpassed the Pringles thing. Sorry.
♫ I want to have a daughter ♫
♫ Want to have a daughter ♫
♫ So finally I can Someone around the house ♫
♫ Who can fit their hands? In Pringle can ♫
♫ Yes, I'm still On Pringle cans ♫
Yes. I will... I will continue, okay?
♫ But it's a priority numero uno ♫
♫ I don't go to the gym ♫
♫ Because I'm self-conscious About my body ♫
♫... body... ♫
♫ But I'm self-aware About my body ♫
♫ Because I don't go to the gym ♫
♫ Irony can be very painful ♫
♫ That catch-22 ♫
♫ Let's do this ♫
♫ I go to Chipotle ♫
♫ Go to Chipotle ♫
♫ Have your own chicken burrito ♫
♫ I passed down I understand, all this material ♫
♫ And then at the end of the line That person tries to wrap the burrito ♫
♫ But half of dirt Inside the burrito spills out ♫
♫ He still wraps it ♫
♫ I, like "Dude, you should have warned me ♫
♫ You are a burrito expert ♫
♫ You should tell me Halfway through ♫
♫ 'Hey, man, you might be able to reach it The maximum burrito capacity is here' ♫
♫ Do you think I want a messy burrito? ♫
♫ Nobody wants a messy burrito "♫
♫ The overall appeal of a burrito Is that all the ingredients ♫
♫ contained Within tortilla boundaries ♫
♫ I won't get half this nonsense ♫
♫ If I know it won't work In a burrito, okay? Look... ♫
♫ I won't have lettuce If I know it's not suitable ♫
♫ Will not get cheese If I know it doesn't suit ♫
♫ Will not get peppers If I know they are not suitable ♫
♫ I won't get it Half of it ♫
♫ Like, I'm fine with small mistakes ♫
♫ If you don't have chicken anymore I will take a pig ♫
♫ But I will blow my dad Before I eat a burrito with a fork ♫
♫ I won't have lettuce If I know it's not suitable ♫
♫ Will not get cheese If I know it doesn't suit ♫
♫ Will not get peppers If I know they are not suitable ♫
♫ Humans, I won't get it Half of it, like ♫
♫ Half of it, like Half of it, like ♫
♫ Half of it, like Half of it ♫
♫ Now, I think it's time ♫
♫ I think it's time That we broke it ♫
♫ I can sit here and pretend ♫
♫ Like my biggest problem Are pringle cans ♫
♫ And burritos ♫
♫ The truth is I's biggest problem is you ♫
♫ I want to please you ♫
♫ But I want to remain loyal to myself ♫
♫ I want to give you a night out It's worth you ♫
♫ But I want to sing what I think ♫
♫ And don't care What do you think about it ♫
♫ Part of me loves you ♫
♫ Part of me hates you ♫
♫ Some of me needs you ♫
♫ Part of me is afraid of you ♫
♫ And I don't think That I can handle this now ♫
♫ Handle this now ♫
♫ I don't think That I can handle this now ♫
♫ I don't think That I can handle this right ♫
♫ Look at them They just look at me ♫
♫ Like, "Let's and watch Thin kids ♫
♫ By continuing to decline Mental health" ♫
♫ And laugh when he tries to give you What can't he give to himself ♫
♫ I don't think That I can handle this right ♫
♫ But they don't even know Half of this right ♫
♫ But they don't even know Halfway ♫
♫ But I know I'm not a doctor ♫
♫ I'm pushing I'm doing silly shows ♫
♫ I should just keep quiet ♫
♫ And do my work So here I go ♫
♫ Will not get cheese If I know it doesn't suit ♫
♫ Will not get peppers If I know they are not suitable ♫
♫ I won't get half ♫
♫ You can tell them anything ♫
♫ If you make it funny Make rhymes ♫
♫ And if they still don't understand ♫
♫ Then you will run it once more ♫
♫ I don't think That I can handle this right ♫
♫ Oh! ♫
♫ Handle this right ♫
♫ Oh! ♫
♫ Handle this right ♫
♫ But you don't even know Half of this now ♫
♫ Now ♫
♫ Ha! ♫
♫ Now ♫
♫ Handle this correctly Handle this right ♫
♫ Handle this now ♫
Thank you. Good night. I hope you are happy.
Oh, good, that's just us.
♫ Now the show is finished ♫
♫ I hope you have a trembling intestine or something that resembles pleasure ♫
♫ And if you watch this thing alone ♫
♫ You may not laugh ♫
♫ But maybe several times you come out of your nose ♫
♫ But if you hate it, it's fair ♫
♫ But anyway ♫
♫ Can you find a little more time? For separate questionnaires? ♫
♫ On a scale from one to zero ♫
♫ Are you happy? ♫
♫ Because you are alone from here ♫
♫ So, are you happy? ♫
♫ I'm open to suggestions ♫
♫ Are you happy? ♫
♫ But what kind of question is that? "Am I happy?" ♫
♫ I really want to try to be happy And I think I can get it ♫
♫ If I don't always panic Every time I am unhappy in life ♫
♫ Which is stupid? I don't even want it if I get it ♫
♫ So if you know or ever know how to ♫
♫ Have fun ♫
♫ On a scale from the second one now ♫
♫ Are you happy? ♫
♫ You all hate you ♫
♫ Are you happy? ♫
♫ Hey, look, Ma I made it ♫
♫ Are you happy? ♫