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THIS FILM IS THE PROOF OF THE CONCEPT OF THE PRESENT TV SERIAL.

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- BLACK HOLE -
HOW IT WAS BECOME A HUMAN

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Approaching the first mission
to Mars...,

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... Space Science Center,
organizes...

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... cocktail party for astronauts.

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And as Commander...,

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... I was asked to attend.

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Sometimes we meet
one or two old friends.

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Who are you?

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That's why I came...,

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... it's very urgent, right?

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And that person will definitely be recruited!

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You're our hope, Dave. I will introduce you to my father.

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You will also be at risk
meet people you...

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... want to forget.

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Hello, Dave.

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Do you know each other?

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Professor.

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I have never seen Prof. Finger
since my last medical training.

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And until tonight...,

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I don't intend anymore
to meet him.

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Set your position Dave.

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I will study your anus...,

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... so you can go to Mars.

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Congratulations Dave, now
you're an astronaut.

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Goodbye!

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Nice to meet you.

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Goodbye.

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Yes, nice to meet.

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Are you going to leave?

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Yes.

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It's time for
to take incentives to Mars.

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Into space,
involves serious ideas...

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... and perfectly arranged actions.

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For example, shopping lists that are in Youston's office.

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Enter.

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All available...,

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... pasta, chips, coke, whiskey,
sausages, french fries...,

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... a bottle of Downy. And the cover--

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My pudding cake!

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Kemari, Dave.

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You know pudding is not permitted
in zero gravity environment.

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The molecular structure will melt.

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Cannot! We replace it with...

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... melon.

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A melon?

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But it's not yet the season.

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We have modified genetically.

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This is seedless.

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Without seeds?

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Goodbye, Dave.

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Goodbye, Youston.

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I've heard
about nerve damage due to...

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... pressure pudding.

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But the reason Youston
can think of me...

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... enter the same category
with amateur astronauts...

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... really painful and suspicious.

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I became worried about the melon.

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Without seeds?

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If it's not from seeds, how can it be?

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If it is not a fruitful result,
it is not really real.

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And if it's not real--

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Yes, I refuse to sky
with melon dead.

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Maybe I should ask for additional analysis for this.

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I request a series of tests.

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Do you understand?

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All tests!

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Professor! I got a signal!

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Come on, activate the pencil.

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This melon is declared
as the reincarnation of...,

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... a fashion designer.

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Hello.

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This is Youston, right here and
try your new space suit.

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But--

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Melon is quite interesting...,

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... so smart, very cultured.

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The crew is crazy about him.

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A pure form.

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Made from bold material.

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Fantastic!

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This space suit is ridiculous,
who designed it?

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When I don't exist, melon
has mastered NASA.

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I decided to speak
to my boss about this.

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Oh, don't be stupid...

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... the clothes suit you
like gloves.

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That's not the problem!

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And while you're still here, Dave...

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... I'm happy to introduce
to your new partner.

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Obviously, the melon is in control.

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And a speech tool that allows him to express himself freely...,

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... makes the situation difficult.

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Hi, everyone.

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Your interior designer is poor.

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What are you doing here?

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I want to drink Cognac, kid.

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He is free to change his eccentric taste on my plane.

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My beautiful house.

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My life.

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Only one thing makes me excited.

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One thing that none of the
astronauts will get away with.

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Sorry friend, everyone must do it.

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Are you sure?

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Next.

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Claw Dr. Finger.

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And don't forget Professor...,

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... this year follows the Zebra pattern.

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Thank you for your advice, Melon.

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You have to be more frequent
visit me, honey.

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Father, I have a life.

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I can't help you.

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Hey, Dave!

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Let's go, Clara.

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See you later.

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OK.

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Your turn, Dave.

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But I didn't make an appointment.

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Dave.

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A feeling of shivering down
through my spine.

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What did the midget say to him?

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Isn't the Professor sworn to
enforce the Hippocratic oath?

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Dan Clara...,

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... when did she and melon
become so familiar?

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What is the cause of this impromptu engagement?

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All that intimacy.

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What is happening?

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Hello, Dave.

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Life is like a shoe box.

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You will never know,
that you will get...,

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... until you open it.

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What are you doing here?

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Gosh.

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Don't.

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Don't, bro, don't.

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Please! Stop it!

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Don't!

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Don't!

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Don't!

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Every technology is quite sophisticated...,

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... unable to be distinguished from magic.

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Control Center on Commander Dave.
Do you hear?

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Control Center on Commander Dave.
Do you hear?

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Melon here.

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I guess, Commander Dave fainted.

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Youston to Melon, where are you?

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Explain your location.

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Sector B-21.

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Near black hole (horizon).

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Dave to Houston.

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I hear you.

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What are you, Dave!

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You make us very
scared. Are you okay?

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You still remember the end of
Film "2001: A Space Odyssey"?

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Kubrick's film?

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Yes, why?

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Yes.

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I think I understand now.

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What did he say?

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What did you mean earlier, Dave?

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The end of the film, the grandmother is
scary...,

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... the Star Child and everything.

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Yes. I understand now.

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- Transfer language by -
\ N * H @ w-to-kiLL *

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Continued...