1 00: 00: 00,001 -> 00: 00: 04,201 THIS FILM IS THE PROOF OF THE CONCEPT OF THE PRESENT TV SERIAL.
- BLACK HOLE - HOW IT WAS BECOME A HUMAN
Approaching the first mission to Mars...,
... Space Science Center, organizes...
... cocktail party for astronauts.
And as Commander...,
... I was asked to attend.
Sometimes we meet one or two old friends.
Who are you?
That's why I came...,
... it's very urgent, right?
And that person will definitely be recruited!
You're our hope, Dave. I will introduce you to my father.
You will also be at risk meet people you...
... want to forget.
Hello, Dave.
Do you know each other?
Professor.
I have never seen Prof. Finger since my last medical training.
And until tonight...,
I don't intend anymore to meet him.
Set your position Dave.
I will study your anus...,
... so you can go to Mars.
Congratulations Dave, now you're an astronaut.
Goodbye!
Nice to meet you.
Goodbye.
Yes, nice to meet.
Are you going to leave?
Yes.
It's time for to take incentives to Mars.
Into space, involves serious ideas...
... and perfectly arranged actions.
For example, shopping lists that are in Youston's office.
Enter.
All available...,
... pasta, chips, coke, whiskey, sausages, french fries...,
... a bottle of Downy. And the cover--
My pudding cake!
Kemari, Dave.
You know pudding is not permitted in zero gravity environment.
The molecular structure will melt.
Cannot! We replace it with...
... melon.
A melon?
But it's not yet the season.
We have modified genetically.
This is seedless.
Without seeds?
Goodbye, Dave.
Goodbye, Youston.
I've heard about nerve damage due to...
... pressure pudding.
But the reason Youston can think of me...
... enter the same category with amateur astronauts...
... really painful and suspicious.
I became worried about the melon.
Without seeds?
If it's not from seeds, how can it be?
If it is not a fruitful result, it is not really real.
And if it's not real--
Yes, I refuse to sky with melon dead.
Maybe I should ask for additional analysis for this.
I request a series of tests.
Do you understand?
All tests!
Professor! I got a signal!
Come on, activate the pencil.
This melon is declared as the reincarnation of...,
... a fashion designer.
Hello.
This is Youston, right here and try your new space suit.
But--
Melon is quite interesting...,
... so smart, very cultured.
The crew is crazy about him.
A pure form.
Made from bold material.
Fantastic!
This space suit is ridiculous, who designed it?
When I don't exist, melon has mastered NASA.
I decided to speak to my boss about this.
Oh, don't be stupid...
... the clothes suit you like gloves.
That's not the problem!
And while you're still here, Dave...
... I'm happy to introduce to your new partner.
Obviously, the melon is in control.
And a speech tool that allows him to express himself freely...,
... makes the situation difficult.
Hi, everyone.
Your interior designer is poor.
What are you doing here?
I want to drink Cognac, kid.
He is free to change his eccentric taste on my plane.
My beautiful house.
My life.
Only one thing makes me excited.
One thing that none of the astronauts will get away with.
Sorry friend, everyone must do it.
Are you sure?
Next.
Claw Dr. Finger.
And don't forget Professor...,
... this year follows the Zebra pattern.
Thank you for your advice, Melon.
You have to be more frequent visit me, honey.
Father, I have a life.
I can't help you.
Hey, Dave!
Let's go, Clara.
See you later.
OK.
Your turn, Dave.
But I didn't make an appointment.
Dave.
A feeling of shivering down through my spine.
What did the midget say to him?
Isn't the Professor sworn to enforce the Hippocratic oath?
Dan Clara...,
... when did she and melon become so familiar?
What is the cause of this impromptu engagement?
All that intimacy.
What is happening?
Hello, Dave.
Life is like a shoe box.
You will never know, that you will get...,
... until you open it.
What are you doing here?
Gosh.
Don't.
Don't, bro, don't.
Please! Stop it!
Don't!
Every technology is quite sophisticated...,
... unable to be distinguished from magic.
Control Center on Commander Dave. Do you hear?
Melon here.
I guess, Commander Dave fainted.
Youston to Melon, where are you?
Explain your location.
Sector B-21.
Near black hole (horizon).
Dave to Houston.
I hear you.
What are you, Dave!
You make us very scared. Are you okay?
You still remember the end of Film "2001: A Space Odyssey"?
Kubrick's film?
Yes, why?
Yes.
I think I understand now.
What did he say?
What did you mean earlier, Dave?
The end of the film, the grandmother is scary...,
... the Star Child and everything.
Yes. I understand now.
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