What's up... the TV!
Crazy! You're crazy
How do I watch Arsenal-Leicester match?
Basic French witch!
Delhi idiot, just watch there the idiot Mehra.
Regarding Tv, the Witch won it from the Christmas Festival. Remember?
But I bought the ticket. Remember?
Too bad, Desi boy.
Buy the TV yourself, If you can.
Do you want to go there? Ok!
Not yet able to HD. I'll buy the latest one. 3D, HD.
7.1 surround sound. It's time Game of Thrones all night long.
Enough: "Reduce his voice, I have to get up early."
You can't do that. I bought it.
That's my birthday present.
You know. I don't need it Your ugly gift.
Just because I like Tweety, don't also you fill this house with it all.
- Bloody twit. - That's my T-shirt!
Crazy you!
Swearing in France.
You know what.
You left Delhi, but the accent Delhimu's talk still stuck.
Oh yes?
At least I'm not a prostitute, sleep with all the men here.
You know what.
I guess that's my fault.
Thank you for explaining that.
Goodbye.
Taxi.
Mom...
OK
Hi. My child!
Shyra dear, I never thought you were coming!
If I can use my room without three degrees, I will stay.
Or I go to Kim's place. You decide.
Delete the number from your cellphone.
Ma, block him on Facebook too.
Do you have Facebook?
I'm from Delhi, He's from Paris.
Delhi and Paris? No way, boss.
There is no relationship.
It is too good to end.
English Exam Saturday, the question is in French. It must have failed.
Fall in love is like investing in a combined fund.
We think they will pay for the share later.
But we don't think: "The Joint Fund is the cause of market problems" "Read the offer document carefully before investing" Otherwise...
... it will fail (Disconnect).
Disconnect is very annoying...
When a man is decided...
... his partner is busy refining his disappearance action.
Married people are busy with their wife. You are married?
- Yes. - Appropriate.
Singles are busy working.
When a girl has just broken up, there will be new competition.
hi, Shyra. I heard you just broke up. It is okay?
I'm good. There is no problem. again otw this work. I'll call again later.
Hi, Shyra. I heard the news. Are you okay?
It's okay.
I don't think we're destined to be together.
Hi, Shyra. I heard what happened last night.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine. Not depressed or something.
Not drunk, I don't want to commit suicide anyway.
Busy work. I'll call later.
Welcome to tour around Paris.
One of the most romantic bridges in Paris - Pont des Arts.
This place is known as "The Love Lock Bridge."
There are more than a million padlocks here last year.
The couple symbolizes their love with a padlock marked...
... then they throw the key into the river.
They believe that their love, is like this lock...
... will continue to be locked forever.
Last year the city government dumped all locks here...
... because the weight weakens this bridge.
Now this padlock lock has been banned.
Even the most romantic cities in the world understand...
... only a few people who are able to bear the weight of love.
We stop here for 15 minutes.
So if anyone wants to take photos, please.
The only way to avoid the pain when breaking up...
... is not falling in love.
If you are not invented, you will not break up.
The wisest person among wise people cannot escape from the relationship.
So how do stupid people like me stay single?
- A Poem! - Please...
Thank you!
A man named Dharam has come to Paris...
Bravo!
"A man named Dharam has come to make Parisians laugh out loud
" A girl strips her...
"All that's left is the underwear."
ONE OLD YEAR
9 rue Théodule Ribot? Amazing address!
Welcome to Paris, Dharam.
Hi, I'm Natalie.
You Dharma, right?
Dharam! There is no "a" at the end.
Sorry. Come in.
So this is your room, The window is facing the church.
I love Jesus.
The bathroom is only one. So we use it together.
Wow. Amazing, Natalie-jee!
So you have butter, eggs, fruit.
Coffee and Tea.
Everything you need. So, just think of your own house, OK?
See you later.
Yes! Heaven finally!
What is it?
Good, honey.
This is my boyfriend, Naomi.
Naomi... Dharma.
Bonjou r!
You're great, Mehra. Heaven is flat.
Ends!
No need for an Internet. I have a free live show.
Very good people, France.
Forget caste!
They do not distinguish between boys from girls.
See the Culture! I like France.
Start your old trick?
You're here to work, Not for sightseeing.
If your joke isn't funny, Flight Next will be your home, kid.
Relax, Mehra!
Since college, my jokes make you laugh.
Now you don't trust your friend anymore?
Your friend doesn't come out of gas. But the original kick ass!
I will make your Delhi Belly bar No 1 in Paris, or don't call my name.
That's why I spent my euroku here.
Gathering all Indians in Paris with your night comedy...
... Then we will print money!
Ok, Mr. Slumdog Millionaire...
... Come on and we will print it.
But, first let me know where is the hottest bar in Paris.
Dharam, Tomorrow your first appearance...
Mehra, my dear. For performances rock tomorrow...
Dharam needs to shake today!
Eh, Sorry.
Frangois, water. Fast!
Thanks.
- Kamulah the savior, Frangois. - Do not worry.
- Drink? - Thanks, No.
Vodka? Bacardi? Petrol? Jagerbom b?
Not French, Yes?
- India? - I'm French. Indian parents.
Sorry.
I think I can be lucky with the French.
I have tried it for hours. Not lucky.
In desperation I try.
Now that's quite honest. I'm impressed.
Look, for that Friend I treat
What do you want?
Frangois, the same one. Two.
Come on.
- I'm Shyra. - Dharam.
Really disappointing Dharam...
... Look. Who is interested in you?
My eyes are stuck with you, Don't want to move.
Ah! It's sweet, but it won't work.
- Not for Indian men. - I do not understand.
Not for Indian men. They smell of fenugreek.
A good joke! Not bad, impressed me.
- Do we do or not? - Come on! Yeah.
Show the girl you like.
I'll tell you your chance.
Voters, right?
Nothing?
They are all beautiful.
But I'm stuck with you.
Can not do anything.
Thank you for helping me.
One drink with you is enough for me.
You can ignore me later. So, before that just enjoy this moment. Cheers!
Everything, get ready for Chicken wings contest!
The winner will get...
... Free food and drinks a year!
Now you talk!
I challenge you!
You win, I will walk with you.
Right?
Delhi people may be weak in heart, But not with challenges.
Just look.
OK.
This is the player!
♪ Your smile hypnotizes me. ♪ ♪ I'm crazy about you. ♪
♪ Raise my passion. ♪ ♪ Your voice melts me. ♪
♪ The girl is like an intoxicating drink. ♪
♪ Like a kite in the sky ♪ ♪ The other cut. ♪
♪ He hugs me, ♪ ♪ I can't let go. ♪
♪ Like high flying kites make ♪ ♪ Dervish is fascinated In an instant I get lulled. ♪
♪ Like shock waves, ♪ ♪ search warrant. ♪
♪ Like secret downloads. ♪
♪ The girl is like an intoxicating drink. ♪
♪ Like a kite in the sky ♪ ♪ The other cut. ♪
♪ Like a beautiful new spring. ♪
♪ Like filling in the cracks of cement. ♪
♪ Like a sexy eye debate. ♪
♪ Get the Jackpot at the end. ♪
♪ His name is all over my lips. ♪
♪ He walks in my vein. ♪
♪ Like a crazy story, ♪ ♪ She's a wild woman. ♪
♪ As ice melts through ♪ ♪ your fingers. ♪
♪ Like a flowing river, ♪ ♪ mischievous smile. ♪
♪ Like enjoyment is a big problem. ♪
♪ He hugs me, ♪ ♪ I can't let go. ♪
♪ The girl is like an intoxicating drink. ♪
♪ Like other kites that cut. ♪
♪ Like a kite flying over the roof. ♪
♪ Cut my heart's way. ♪
♪ His smile wanders, ♪ ♪ He explores. ♪
♪ He reaches my heart. ♪
♪ Your smile hypnotizes me. ♪ ♪ I'm crazy about you. ♪
♪ Raise my passion. ♪ ♪ Your voice melts me. ♪
Go?
The party is over, Return to real life.
Without my number, how do you The way you call me when I miss me?
Sweet!
You know, I just broke up. Want time alone.
Not looking for a partner Overnight...
... But your ignorance, dance Your sex is fooling me.
I just want to go.
So there is no cellphone number, Please.
Give your mobile number.
There is no one in Paris.
If I am harassed or robbed, I can contact you for help.
Wait a minute.
Indians have an obligation to help fellow Indians.
Shyra! Where is your nationalism?
So, he doesn't like what you have?
What do I do? He also likes women.
I will return to India.
What is this?
- Cornflakes. - I don't like cornflakes.
NOW.
Hello, hi.
Can you give me which cornflakes?
Join me.
- Here. - How many?
Madam! You do not understand. My coat is crazy.
He takes cornflakes from boxes, puts them in a bottle...
... Throw away the box. I don't know the name of this cornflake.
I can't have breakfast without it. My passions!
Please tell me which one?
- Sorry, We don't have this one. - Do you want to eat it?
My last Cornflake! What now?
- Is there something else? - Poison? Special for you.
Run, baby, Run!
Narrow escape, sonny. Almost didn't get out.
The magician has special power. He can get out of the air
It's time to relax, sonny.
Hide from me?
It turns out you are!
What are you doing here? Sorry, I didn't see you.
What is it?
Mehra asks you, Contact him occasionally.
Stop it, Dharam.
Modesty is not suitable for Delhi youths.
And you can't run When you see me.
I think if we talk, You will remember our past.
Look at me! You think I'm the type of person who remembers the past?
If we meet again, Can I say hi?
Only!
Put it in a bottle, this damages the box.
- Thanks. - You are welcome.
Who is singles tonight, next to me?
Bravo!
Beer for someone less fortunate.
When you are alone again...
... All women look attractive.
But the woman may not be aware of your interest.
There is only one way to avoid singles.
Don't give up!
Alcohol is not the only solution.
Other options: Gardens, parks.
There is an old saying: "You make girls laugh and they are yours."
I said: "Make her child happy, Then her mother will be yours."
Especially single mothers.
Antoine Griezmann!
Come on, Beware.
Tonight Papa is here.
- Papa! - He is not your father.
- Are you alright? - Yes.
- Hi. Dharam. - Hi. Marie.
- Nice to meet you. - I also.
I can tell where he is get that smile
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Long live Mummy love!
I like Indian cuisine, Indian music, Everything about India.
I am the Indian you most want to meet in Paris.
100% authentic India. exotic like children of the Mowgli forest.
Love to see amazing things from India?
Tonight!
Tonight. As you want, madam. Chin-chin.
This is the menu. Good night.
Sorry. Should I show male toilet?
Wait a minute.
- Where? - Follow me.
Why did you screw up my date?
Save your jealousy. We broke up 6 months ago.
Do you forget, Dharam? Can't you find another place?
Where do I know you have switched from a guide to a servant.
- It's Sunday night. - So?
I help my parents on Sundays. Remember?
-This is your father's restaurant? - Do you think I accidentally met you?
- Isn't this "Indian Summer?" - The name has been changed.
But why? This looks ok.
- Bland sauce, but... - That's not...
... the core. Damn it!
If my parents see you Dating here, they will panic.
Our farewell still disturbs them.
Indian parents are too sentimental.
Son, what is table 18?
Bless me, Uncle.
Bless me, Auntie.
- He came to apologize? - No, Ma. He is dating.
Dating?
Bastard! I can kill him...
Poor service, bad restaurant, sorry.
I'm a bad kid, my law. Come on.
- This is special from us. - Thanks.
You are my ex, but you have no right to leave my father's restaurant.
- Very tasty. - Thanks.
So you mean...
... You don't mind we eat here?
I mean my ex is serving My new girlfriend?
no.
You are truly French.
Always.
- I'm Shyra. - Glad. I'm Marie.
- We stayed together last year. - I know.
Shyra and I are good friends. Old friend.
Don't overdo it. He knows you are my ex.
And, we are never friends.
We are lovers and they can't be friends.
Speak like young Delhi! Need advice?
Don't lie. I'm sure you won't last long.
Like you!
Disconnecting love has disturbed his brain. He is jealous, No need to think about it.
How about kebabs?
The witch must have spit on it.
Chin-chin!
ONE OLD YEAR
Morning, guys!
We start our tour at the Tuileries Garden.
As you can see...
It lies between Place de la Concorde and the Louvre.
Catherine of Medici built the the Tuileries Palace in 1564.
The famous French cultural center.
This becomes a public park after French Revolution.
This is a very famous tourist spot.
Wow.
Slow down!
Love it!
- This is the Arc de Triomphe. - Paris and India gates.
This is one of the most important paths.
- Houses of celebrities. - Like Delhi & Vasos Vihar.
The Notre Dame, The world's most famous cathedral.
Wow!
There is a beautiful story about Notre Dame.
A beautiful story.
Love story between Esmeralda and Quasimodo.
Very beautiful.
Happy honeymoon.
Thanks.
I will go, aunt. See you later! Fun.
Bye!
Hello, hello.
Is our meeting always random?
Or God tries to unite Two lovers who like each other?
You really don't know I'm working here?
How do I know!
We are not in India where two people are separated....
... and never meet again.
Actually, I ask Frangois to be able to meet you.
You always say honestly That makes you look sweet.
But I'm really sweet.
Don't joke. You have no place of my mind.
There is no space in your mind.
Just overnight, a little drink, a little dance, a little...
No! You fall in love with me. This is really complicated.
Are you crazy?
It never occurred to me why people can get caught up in love. Wasting time.
Don't be boring.
One night...
If you are not happy, I will go away. Promise!
- Ok. - Ok.
See the police?
Yes
Slap him, then I will Go on a date with you.
You don't want to date me ?, ok. But I'm not a suicide force.
I want to date you. But I don't want to waste my time.
He's a real cop. I can be deported.
It sucks
You're a psychopath, right?
If I die, I won't help you.
Run!
♪ The heart is cheerfully flying freely. ♪
♪ Like sparks in coals. ♪
♪ Swing all night. ♪
♪ Touching the blue sky. ♪
♪ Kissing the moon. ♪
♪ Surrounding stars. ♪
♪ The heart is cheerfully flying freely. ♪
♪ Like sparks in coals. ♪
♪ Heart pounding ♪
♪ Pulse pulsating - panting ♪
♪ Eyes sparkle when they meet. ♪
♪ Shaky, fluttering. ♪
♪ Groping - panting. ♪
♪ Hands tremble when they meet. ♪
♪ Play the dice. ♪
♪ The heart is cheerfully flying freely. ♪
♪ Like sparks in coals. ♪
♪ Nobody holds them back. ♪
♪ They dive too deep. ♪
♪ No matter they win or lose. ♪
♪ It doesn't matter whether they sink or not. ♪
♪ Survive in emotions... ♪
♪... Chasing clouds. ♪
♪ Desire is the desire of the soul. ♪
♪ The heart is cheerfully flying freely. ♪
♪ Like sparks in coals. ♪
Look, kid.
We know what it means if Our daughters bring men home.
He knows everything about His girlfriend Shyra.
We don't ask him. Because this is Paris, not Patiala.
Son, are your parents in Delhi?
Aunt, my mother is a housewife. Dad used to be a soldier.
Sorry, son.
Why not contact your mother? Let's decide on the wedding date.
Relax, Ma. He is not applying.
Then?
He helped me to move.
Where?
- Do you live in Paris? - No.
Dharam and I have so little together time.
He becomes stand-up at night, and I work all day.
His roommate has moved. It's just more practical.
All good?
What do you mean?
Do you live together? Without marriage ties?
Aunt, you know...
... If we live together, we will know if we are suitable.
She's my daughter, Not a free yoga class.
Papa, I'm not asking for your permission, I just told you.
There are no scenes. We are 10 minutes.
It's not like marriage, Only live together.
I think we better go.
Just stay?
Bless me, Uncle.
Bless me, Auntie.
Give respect? In Paris?
Why touch his feet?
I don't want them to think that you live with a jerk.
Must convince them.
You overdo it. Now they are waiting for our marriage.
You blame them?
Living with a man for the first time, That's something extraordinary.
We will never get married. Forever.
I know! Relax.
Think I'm dying to get married?
Stop the car!
Stop. To side.
- In the middle of the road... - Shut up!
- We want to live together? - Certain!
Are we a couple who aren't cool...
... Who calls every other stupid name - honey, honey?
Never!
Why not say stupid words Like "I love you?"
Because it can generate emotions, sentimental. Happy ending.
Perfect.
Let's walk.
I challenge you!
Now.
Now, here.
Yes
Dharam!
Open the door.
Where is the fire? My game...
That smells! Oh, my God.
- What is that? Light? - Where is my charger?
Turn off! I just slept.
Quickly turn it off! Damn
- Are you crazy? - You're too much!
Shyra, wake up, Help me.
Cleaners have the same cellphone as me. He took it.
Who is that?
What are you doing?
Turn off the music! I come in a matter of 3.
Is this a reply for last night? It's childish.
Turn off or...
Basic evil witch!
Good morning!
I hope you are unlucky today!
- Key? - You have that.
Are you kidding? House key?
- Look at the size of this bag. - Do I have a key at night?
You know, Just check it.
Come check.
- Shut up! - You shut up.
Honey, I'm home.
Mehra takes me to a beautiful place. We eat like pigs.
Until I bloated. Waiting for a guest?
- I told you I cooked tonight. - Isn't Thursday?
This is Thursday.
NOW
Yes?
Hi! How are you? Healthy?
Ma'am, Papa do it well? Sorry. Am I bothering you?
Have I removed it? Courtesy does not suit you. What is wrong?
I am in the police office.
Mehra in Delhi. Who can I contact other than you?
- Which office? - Place Dauphine.
Wait a minute.
Can you bring 500 €?
The money will come! 10 minutes.
Don't hit me.
- This? Can we go? - Yes. Please.
Very good. thanks.
I pay a fine. Take your car tomorrow.
See you tomorrow. The car...
Merci. No thanks?
Thanks.
I will return your money tomorrow.
If they catch you drunk again, Your sim will be revoked.
I know.
Why is your wallet stolen?
The woman I dated took her flight.
- He goes with your wallet? - Yes.
- Oh God, Dharam, you are amazing. - He is classy and sexy.
He doesn't look like a criminal.
Why are you alone on Saturday night?
Only "
I want to be alone today.
Without a boyfriend?
What can I do, Dharma?
Since you left, my heart is closed for others.
But I have new girlfriends every week.
Really?
You start slower than me.
You have to learn a lot In order to be like me.
Sorry, Shyra.
I shouldn't say things That is when we break up.
I only judge you because I have no experience.
Very cool.
I want to apologize from before But I'm so angry.
I'm sorry.
When are you adults, Dharma?
When you leave me, Ma!
Since you left, I have not had time to pee.
The remote is somewhere. I clean it before going to bed
Tidying the bed every day.
And there isn't a single milk box The empty one in the refrigerator.
Wow!
- Should I go back? - Yok.
I challenge you!
You know, actually breaking up That changes us.
You learn how to apologize, I stopped partying.
At least something good Derived from it.
But you have to admit, It's very fun.
It's really fun.
Shyra?
Hi, Ma. Hi, Papa. Late at the restaurant?
Bless me, Uncle.
Bless me, Auntie.
Good night.
Thanks.
Are you back together?
No, Ma.
Modern relationships! You are too old to understand. Don't stress.
Come on in.
So, Jasmine!
I tried dating you for a year, Did I get it today?
Because my boyfriend is the fool who likes to cheat.
Today is my birthday. My turn counts.
I choose you because you are reckless.
You're just normal, right?
Yes, yes.
So happy birthday for me!
One more.
Your fool?
For 100 times
- I will not return to it - Of course not. Why should?
December 11? Sagittarian?
My first Delhi girlfriend is Sagitt...
Today is the 11th?
Can you borrow a while? Important calls.
- Hello. - Today is the 11th Whose cellphone is that?
Long story, not important. December 11, Remember?
I remember 9/11. What's up with 12/11?
This is bigger than 9/11 Our day is broken.
Do you call me just for that?
Come on, Shyra, This is Our day's warning is broken.
People celebrate their birthdays, His wedding day...
... Can't we celebrate the day We break up?
I have no time for this stupid thing.
I'm having a night assignment.
You finished at 9.30. Until Meet at the Pont des Arts at 10.
It won't.
Are you afraid? Still shadowing Past with me?
Sotoy!
I've been late.
I challenge you!
I wait at 10.
OK, everyone. Trocadero on your left.
If anyone wants to selfie, Please go there.
Hello. Sidharth?
Jasmine in Pink Flamingos, is crying because of you.
Immediately there now.
me? I'm the lucky bearer for you.
- What else is this drama, Dharam? - Not a drama, just say goodbye.
We have been together for a year
The type of our love story like Titanic.
But it ends like a bad Bollywood. Careless, imperfect.
Now that we've both moved on...
You too, right?
Or do you still have feelings for me?
To celebrate joy move on, here we are...
... A year later, say "Bye" in style.
Let's celebrate our breakup day.
Basic!
What are the plans?
- Whatever you want. - That's the first.
You say I am an adult now.
- Should we go to Montmartre? - No.
Soft winds, Stars, quiet nights...
... Then you take me into Your life is miserable. Not allowed.
There is a new nightclub in Marais.
Nightclub?
You will drink Vodka, Dancing on the table...
... Make a fuss and then We will be kicked out.
You understand. Drive to Lyon?
I have driven all day. After all, Only one of us can drink.
Oh no! Today we will race to drink. A long trip was canceled.
Want to see Salman's latest movie on Metro?
I've seen enough Hindi movies To please you.
Now I'm your ex, I have Past the macho Stunts.
Ok. Let's look at an art in France.
The last time you worked in the Sex scene.
No longer want it now.
- I don't believe you. - I also don't believe in me.
Let's go to your favorite park.
There will be lots of couples kissing Everywhere. We are like a fool.
Isn't there a place in Paris where we can chat...
... comfortably without dating?
- Will we be old? - Looks like A little.
Very funny.
Basically nothing can be done We do it together.
Or have we done everything?
- We separate at the right time. - Perfect.
Your farewell birthday is a bad failure.
It's impossible!
I will return.
Don't go anywhere
I already left. You forgot?
Will you marry me?
Yes, you idiot.
One thing we haven't done _ together.
Drink?
- Padlock for dating people. - I know.
That is forbidden here.
Are we people who care With restrictions?
Not possible! I was in prison once, Thank you.
- Enough. - Listen.
This bridge is the initial witness of love.
Today will see the end.
We put the padlock in the bridge, and throw the lock on the Seine...
... And promise never to Fall in love again.
How?
The young man is mature and smart.
- Come on. - Come on!
Locked.
Look.
- Here it is! - My master.
Get attached to you.
Congratulations for breaking your love!
Miss Shyra Gill...
... Why does our love story fail?
Because there is no such thing as a love story, it is a story of lust.
Do you mean we are lovers of lust?
That's right!
We are in lust. But We consider that love.
Before we know each other, We actually fight without cause.
If we are friends first, we will be more Understand each other's shortcomings.
Then our love will have more Chance.
So what now?
I mean, we're not lovers?
Not an enemy?
So, who am I for you?
I think we are friends now.
F fiends & apos;
You mean...
So I am an ex-girlfriend who is a friend?
Finally you turn me into France.
Ok, Mr. Frenchy, let's see what you can.
Come on.
♪ Wet your shoes. ♪
♪ This is just you and me. ♪
♪ There is no coffee in the coffee bottle. ♪
♪ This is just you and me. ♪
♪ Stupid umbrellas can't be opened. ♪
♪ This is just you and me. ♪
♪ The window is never closed. ♪ ♪ It's just you and me. ♪
♪ Our lives are messy ♪ ♪ Like our friendship. ♪
♪ Turns upside down, but it's the same ♪
♪ We shop and there are no taxis around. ♪
♪ This is just you and me. ♪
♪ We walk, tie a shoelace. ♪ ♪ It's just you and me. ♪
♪ Traffic stops. ♪ ♪ It's just you and me. ♪
♪ The bus isn't coming. ♪
♪ You and me. ♪
♪ When the road in front seems thorny... ♪
♪... Or change shape and size... ♪
♪... Or feels like a swamp. ♪
♪ Smile! ♪
♪ Expand your arms, ♪ ♪ Breathe with fresh air. ♪
♪ Fun! ♪
♪ Sailors roam, Soldiers missing... ♪
♪... Always ready to sail off the coast ♪ ♪ turn the tide as we go. ♪
♪ A little nut, ♪
♪ A little wise, ♪
♪ We are sinful adults. ♪
♪ Lovers of life. ♪
♪ Stumbling along the way. ♪
♪ This is just you and me. ♪
♪ Smile through life. ♪ ♪ It's just you and me. ♪
♪ Frozen and melted. ♪
♪ This is just you and me. ♪
♪ Performed and canceled. ♪
♪ This is just you and me. ♪
♪ Our lives are messy ♪ ♪ Like our friendship. ♪
♪ Turns upside down, but it's the same ♪
- Yes? - How are you?
Ready.
- Meet me downstairs. - Where are we going?
It's Friday night, babe! Deadpool 2 came out today.
I forgot.
So why did you wake up?
I have a date.
You exist... What?
Kim's idea. He works in the office.
I agree. Why not?
Can't do it! Shyra, who do I go? Make excuses and cancel.
I'm not interested, but if I cancel, it's very rough.
You have to choose another night to go on a date.
Who is that coward?
He is not a coward. An investment banker hero.
If he is dating you, He will be a coward.
He will bore you.
He works at Citibank. Kim's boss.
He thinks he will be perfect for me.
Take a wine glass and just throw it at him.
- Pretty silly. - Think cleaners.
Bring him kebar. I will contact you in 10 minutes.
Say emergency, friend enters Hospital. Bye bye banker.
A good idea. Where are you? What if he sees you?
Ms. Dumbo, how did she recognize me? I will be at the bar.
- He is here. - No, that's me.
Bonsoir!
There is no laundry today, Thanks.
Wait a minute.
Hi!
- Where? - Where have you been. Just drinking.
Actually, I can't go home Late at night
Must wake up early.
And you will get a call from Friend. Hospital... Emergency.
- Ok, bye. See you again. - You don't want to come with us?
- It's Friday. I fast. - Think cleaners.
Guys, relax, Relax. I'm Anay, the boring banker.
Sorry.
Sorry?
I have never heard that name before. Your parents must be thinking hard.
- Shyra. - Hi, Shyra.
Dharam.
Contact me if I need something. I accept the sentence.
Punishment? You will party with the boring banker.
There is a karaoke bar in Belleville.
Got Bollywood. Can you sing?
No?
Perfect. I also. Come on.
Guys, guys. guys!
This is my place.
- Don't go. - Must, man.
Thank you very much. I almost exploded.
Take me back to college.
- Nice to meet you, Shyra. - Ditto.
Dharam, my friend! You are a star.
Sorry for messing up your date.
Thanks, I like A girl for the first time......
... and the only one. No dating More beautiful than this.
Thanks, friend.
Good night.
He won't look back.
Waiting for someone to turn Backward is really stupid.
I just saw her ass.
Beautiful, right?
Really?
I party after one year. I almost exploded.
The good male banker.
Cool, decent and fun. A rare combination.
Think again,
He's everything you want I have.
Tie him up!
He is my date, but you who fainted.
Ok. Relax But if he likes you, accept that.
I have enough with the name broken.
I want to stop. Stay in one place
You scared me
I'm also afraid. I thought I was grown up
Not stupid anymore.
So when do I have feelings Today?
Not at this time. But don't be heartbroken.
People like you will be reborn To redeem all your sins in the past.
- You're more sin than me, Witch. - But I have paid it with you
I understand now.
All your girlfriends before me Are "Your Dos."
And I, "Redemption of your sins." Anay, "Your gift."
That's right!
I don't believe it.
I am "Redemption of your sins?"
- That's worse than "Sin." - It is enough!
Just go home alone. Hope you are robbed.
Shyra, Wait!
Bonjour. Paris Sidewalks. Anything I can help?
May I speak with singer Sunidhi Chauhan?
Pardon?
Sonu Nigam here.
Anay!
You remember my name. A good sign.
I had a wonderful time last night.
Your Dharam Pal is Crazy. He is crazy.
He also has a crush on you.
If you don't like me, Tell him the number...
... I'll try it.
Seriously, Shyra, I really like you.
If you think I'm the banker Tired of what you should avoid,
Walk with me next week.
Next month?
What if next year?
Tonight?
Tonight? I can not. I have a date. Sorry.
Joking! I pick up at 8.
OK.
Go to Disneyland?
Yes? section?
Someone dies?
Hello!
Eat at a restaurant? Or in a hotel room?
- Idiot. - Change.
Great!
Enjoy!
So, do you have sex?
- Dharam, That's our first date. - Then?
On our first date, you Shake the Eiffel Tower.
- That's why we are only friends now. - Oh, this is a man forever.
Is that why you're pretending pretentious with Mr. Banker?
- Shut up. - Do you kiss?
She's a man, not obscene like you.
Coward!
So you just whisper sweet in his ears?
Very sweet!
You make me diabetic.
Oh, go there.
The girl who fell into my Cornflake...
Every time I go to opera, It feels like it's the first time.
I can't explain it, but...
Do I bore you?
Not really. You know a lot About opera.
Actually, if you don't explain, That will make me bored.
I like you, Shyra.
Really like you.
So there's no kiss last night?
No.
I hope he's not Gay.
You better find out.
You start serious with that guy...
... I don't want you to cry on my shoulder, wet my clothes.
- He is not gay. - How do you know?
Just look. You have experience.
So, watching opera every Friday?
What about our Friday? Basic fucking gay.
That's very rough.
- Not you! Film? Friday night? - No need to think about it.
Do you want a ball?
Anay, my friend.
Dharam, my friend. Am I bothering you?
I have a rule.
Never ignore friends Even though I'm working.
Good. I need advice. Will you Do you disturb my date again?
Sure. That's my skill.
When and where?
I have a cruise in Cannes. I want to invite Shyra this weekend.
Join me, it must be fun. Dan Shyra will be more comfortable.
You must have special friends too. Invite him too.
Of course.
My special friend and I will be there.
Good! I Sms place and time.
Incredible!
Do you like French music?
I like French girls just like I like French music.
Baby, I like your skin.
Very good and smooth
You're French rasmalai.
- You know "rasmalai?" - No.
Like mille-feuille.
New bikini for new girlfriend?
Your Miss Playboy is here, so It's better to place a good bet
No section?
- You're talking or just... - I talk to you.
Oh yeah. Right
I only have one life. Don't want to talk about it.
Guys, ice-lollies.
Great!
Divide.
Baby, Do you want ice-lolly?
No. I already drank Vogue shoot Hmm Monday.
Vogue shoot Monday?
Poor girl. He modeled. I got both.
- Come on! - I can't swim, baby.
Hey, Shyra. Can you explain it in French?
- Come on! This is just Jet Ski. - Dharam, I will save you.
Mama...
I hope you don't get bored with the banker man.
Because the banker is usually Boring and stiff.
Good night, Shyra.
I'd better go.
Oh, you're a real man.
Round 2.
Basic idiot!
3 MONTHS LATER
"Shyra, Meet me at 8 above Eiffel Tower.
" There is something important.
"Use the blue clothes I bought.
" Love you. See you there. "
Shyra, I live in modern times, But my clothes are still old.
I join a traditional path if It concerns life.
Oxford graduates, work in financial companies and now... . ... Seducing on the Eiffel Tower.
I know it's a cliche.
But it's classic...
... And beautiful... Like you.
I know that depends on age. Each pair try it before going to the advanced stage.
But I don't need time to Choose my partner.
I'm a banker, so I know The best investment when seeing someone.
So Miss Shyra Gill...
... Will you marry me?
"PENYIHIR"
Again busy, Tomorrow call again.
Meet me at the Place des Vosges.
Shyra, I'm in the position of Sensitive now. Can't leave.
I don't care, Dharam Gulati. 15 minutes!
If it's not cancer, I will kill you.
I sacrifice a good time in my life Only for you.
- Anay proposed to me. - Apply...?
Married?
Do you think I'm a girl who isn't Can you live with someone else?
I don't know why I asked you.
There is no one else who spends time More with me than you.
Never live with others.
Never been afraid of previous contact.
Don't believe that the relationship is forever.
But marriage is forever right?
I often fail in love,
I don't want to fail in marriage.
I tell you a secret.
This is the kind of love forever that is in your mind.
And you only need to wait for someone The right man for you.
But until now you only knew Stupid people like me. Do you think "forever?"
Now that man has come.
No need to think about it.
It's suitable for you.
And he doesn't dream of building Life with good people.
This is Dharam's guarantee! You are 24 hour entertainment.
He will never get bored.
Just say yes.
You will not fail.
I don't believe...
... I ask you for advice about My biggest decision.
- I'm done. - Not yet. You only get fat.
You just walk in the park With a milk bottle in one hand...
... While pushing the baby carriage.
Joking!
You will be fine.
Mr. Citibank will make you happy.
Open your account for him.
Married! Intense.
That's forever, like a tattoo.
- Thanks. - Thanks?
I need confidence from someone who knows me.
You're welcome, Mom.
If I die, I'm not Will save you.
Don't. I will be there.
Is this the tip? We never said I love you right?
- Yes. - Good.
How did you say: "Never say I love you" in French?
"Ne jamais je je & apos; aime." Ah! So sexy!
♪ Never say I love you, ♪ ♪ Never say je t & apos; aime. ♪
♪ Never say you fell in love. ♪
♪ Don't ever say je t & apos; aime. ♪
♪ Your heart leaves you... ♪
♪... Get away from you ♪
♪ Can't sleep at night... ♪
♪... Get away from you ♪
♪ Never say I love you, ♪ ♪ Never say je t & apos; aime. ♪
♪ Never say you fell in love. ♪
♪ Don't ever say je t & apos; aime. ♪
♪ You will cry, ♪ ♪ Lost your friend. ♪
♪ Don't. ♪ ♪ Don't say that. ♪
♪ Why sleep in bed ♪ ♪ Barbed for no reason? ♪
♪ Don't. ♪ ♪ Don't say that. ♪
♪ Your breath freezes on your lips. ♪
♪ I promise. ♪
♪ You will be tied to the Knot... ♪
♪... Get away from you ♪
♪ Never say I love you, ♪ ♪ Never say je t & apos; aime. ♪
♪ Don't. ♪ ♪ Don't say that. ♪
A girl calls you 24 hours a week.
Should I buy this cellphone? What do you think?
What should be used? What do you think?
The car is broken - You fix it.
Means...
... His life is meaningless without you.
She's an actress, you are the actor.
Then one day...
... Other men enter their lives.
You are aware...
... It turns out that the actor is another man.
You are only a supporting actor, Companion of the actor.
Uncle, Looks like you've been there.
You have been too often Play like that.
Let's toast it Cheers for supporting actors!
Cheers, friend!
Anay and Shyra!
Wow! You become Shah Rukh Khan!
Where have you been?
No calls, no messages. I'm almost crazy, Shopping for your own wedding.
Sorry. I'm from Courchevel with Christine's family. Holiday.
There is no signal.
- Christine has a family? - Extended family!
Two brothers, two fathers. All soccer players.
By the way...
As soon as possible there will be a new member who will join his family.
What?
Yes!
I will marry Christine.
You, what?
He doesn't know yet. I'll give him Surprise at the right time.
Just want to tell you first.
People don't just marry. Think about it.
You have nothing in common.
You don't think with your brain, But with something else!
Wow!
You decide with your head and heart. Me? somehow out of nowhere!
Remember, you asked my advice about Anay. I'm so happy for you!
- But you? - Don't think I'm taking your advice.
- That's my decision. - And this is mine.
Stop, Dharam. There is a difference Large between Anay and Christine.
Christine might be a good girl, But she's not right for you.
You need someone else who suits you.
A person who is able to control Your immature attitude.
He is also half crazy, How can he handle you?
I really know about you. You're not ready to get married.
You don't deserve to marry her. Understand?
I understand.
What do you understand?
Nothing.
- You laugh at me? - No. I laugh at me.
This is clear.
What's clear?
You're no more than me.
You are still not more than me.
That's why you can't stand to see me with other people.
You can't stand seeing me with others.
Because it reminds you of Your weaknesses
So that stops me from getting married.
I understand.
First decide me as a lover.
Now decide it as a friend.
OK.
Finally our relationship ends. You can't hurt me anymore.
You know. Do whatever you want.
What?
Wait a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Friends Shyra & apos; s, Dharam has Applying for the beautiful Christine.
Let's toast for a surprise This is beautiful!
Comrade, Set the date immediately.
We will get married on the same day.
Same day, same place? What?
OK!
Everyone, you are not only invited at Anay and Shyra's marriage.
You are invited to two marriages. Dharam and Christine...
Anay and Shyra were married on April 21 on exclusive Picardie.
Why did Christine bring a bodyguard?
They are not bodyguards. They Brother and father of his football...
... His mother is behind them.
Brother Christine is really a man, Very interesting.
- Like Indians, not native French. - That's Christine's stepfather.
Don't drink with them.
They like to beat friends drink them. Finish you.
That group of friends Anay.
Very educated, Very rich.
Keep it out of your reach.
They are Shyra's best friends.
It's hard to find out who is true or gay.
So protect your family's jewelry. Maintain a distance.
So, should I say bonjour-merci and run?
There are no silly jokes.
You are not just my guest. I have the right to protect you.
- Do I have to wear hijab? - Yes! You look slim.
Hi, guys!
Why does the Shyra have to get married?
If I know, I'll be Female expert
Why are you married?
If I know, I will become Life expert.
Maybe he married because The same reason as you.
Hello, honey!
- So, you are a Kamasutra expert? - Learn from me.
Jogi, Don't feel like a guest Being married to a neighbor?
If we are in India, shehnais will play.
There will be a dessert, Abundant goods.
And the drum will be hit.
We raise him as a French girl. Why cry now?
Drink your champagne. Calm yourself.
I feel like he slapped me loudly.
And lift it up again, In full Indian style.
You are stupid.
He is no longer a child. They are adults.
Bless me!
Mehra has ordered Indian food. The waiter will give you hot chai.
We will mix it in champagne
No, sir. My Must enjoy my style.
- Are you alright? - Top tip! Isn't that clear?
It seems clear. That makes me worried.
I smell the smell of pakodas. Wait a minute.
This bastard ruins Shyra's life Does Shyra behave better? Two beans from the same tree.
Maybe because of that I Never liked it.
- Sorry. - It is okay.
The real problem is that Shyra can't really don't like it.
- It's still hot. - Thanks.
Can I ask for a napkin?
- Are you sure? - Yes.
Remember my friend Chris?
- He wants to see you. - Oh, yes?
Good night everyone!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome at Sangeet night.
In India, marriage is incomplete Without songs.
Traditionally, it is a battle Between men and women.
Tonight between Dharam vs. Shyra.
Alright!
We have seen how mad they are when dancing
Tonight they will dance together Once again for the last.
Give applause to Dharam and Shyra.
Don't!
No, I don't want to dance.
Not serious, come on!
Yes!
Come on, guys! Give applause For Dharam and Shyra.
You still need my help for some things in life.
How to make Paratha Without dough?
That's cool.
Do you think how to do it Your parents become chefs in France?
Right.
Why do French children want to buy Paratha?
You are taught how to make Paratha Until you are in grade 3.
I remember. I still remember When you make...
... peanut butter sandwich instead.
You stop eating Indian food Starting that day.
When I open my lunch box, all the kids run away from me.
They don't like smell Punjabi ghee-parathas.
No one wants to be friends with me. I'm always alone.
But with sandwich I have a friend.
Starting that day, I am fully Being French.
Don't like anything about India.
The weird thing is...
... Every time I'm angry...
... Failed to test or fight With friends or...
... Break up with my boyfriend,
I secretly make paratha...
... and eat it yourself.
That makes me happy.
Feel warm in a hug,
The smell of her clothes.
Makes me calm...
... I got better.
- I know. - Hah?
Who cleans the kitchen After that?
What makes you want paratha today?
Nothing. I feel like Have paratha.
Don't know why.
Today you fight yourself.
You want to get married But you are not sure...
... The man will like paratha.
This is not about hugging your father, or the smell of his clothes.
Today you find your love...
... Wrapped with laughter and fun, In singing and dancing.
Someone who is always fighting with you. Good friends forever ..
Find what you are looking for. If you don't find it, don't marry.
This is not India. take the opportunity to be french.
What is this?
I don't want to get married.
Basic idiot!
You are the most stupid person in the world. You know that?
I know.
you always say that. I really agree now.
How do you get into this messy marriage?
This is your fault.
- My fault? - What else?
You suddenly decide to get married.
I don't want to live alone. Damn it!
I will get married too.
- Are you married because of me? - What else?
I am angry, disappointed, alone.
Why are you disappointed?
I don't know.
You know I don't know why I did what I did.
Likewise, I have to play like your best friend.
You should be happy. I tried to be mature and be your best friend.
And what if I don't need to be or be mature?
What will you do?
I don't know.
After all, what's the point now?
You are right.
- There is no point now. - Tell me what I can do...
... To get out of this mess?
Can I pretend to die?
Mehra can say I'm drowning. His body is missing.
Should I leave notes and run away?
or say I have heart disease, live 6 months to live.
Tell him directly.
What do you mean?
Look at Christine's eyes, and tell her the truth.
Truth and only truth.
That is the only way.
If you say I love you or heartbreak...
... then there are no shortcuts.
Go and tell him.
At first he might cry. But he will get better soon.
The most important thing is...
... you will eventually become a real man from Delhi.
I will go.
I don't know about you, but I will get married tomorrow morning.
Shyra.
I must have been an idiot without you.
Right!
Another truth?
When I see you with another man, I get sick until I have a stomachache.
I hope your marriage fails tomorrow.
If you have the guts, you mess up the marriage.
I challenge you!
No.
I can only damage one marriage a day.
Never look back...
... on the road that you left behind.
If you see him somewhere...
... Turn around and go.
♪ Never say I love you, ♪ ♪ Never say je t & apos; aime. ♪
♪ Never say you fell in love. ♪
♪ Don't ever say je t & apos; aime. ♪
♪ There are so many thorns on this road... ♪
♪... Be careful where you go. ♪
♪ It is impossible to desire to swallow your heart. ♪
♪ Relax, please. ♪
Come, come.
Just a moment.
Wait a minute.
Anay, my friend!
Let me tell you, You are my worst enemy.
You take Shyra from me.
I hope you will be bad luck.
Now you marry Shyra, I don't need it either.
I'm not kidding.
This girl has damaged many men.
Me too.
He will return you to the lap of the dog.
Does he tell you how many men are destroyed because of him
Oh sorry.
He doesn't screw you up. The story of your love is platonic (Brotherhood).
He does everything with me.
Now he becomes an angel. He's a fraud. Be careful!
He will make your life destroyed.
He deserves support like me. I'm useless.
Be careful. Don't waste your life by marrying her. Run away!
Shyra...
... Can you handle your friends...
... or should I?
Acting like a Delhi idiot again!
What have I told you?
Look directly into his eyes and tell him...
... truth, only truth.
I love you. There is no greater truth in my life.
Can't live without you. I've tried
I can manage without the previous Shyra.
But I can't live without My best friend is Shyra.
I will kiss you now.
slap me. Stop me forever.
or never stop me.
you will die.
Release me!
Wait! What is this?
Love Goddess!
See how I saved you from the silent terminator?
You marry a serial killer.
Never trust him. no one can be sweet
Return to Delhi. They won't save you here.
I'm French now. Paris is my home.
You still haven't learned French words.
You are with me. my french dictionary.
I try to live with you once. Not interested.
Marry me.
The biggest courage in your life. Do you have the guts?
Do you know what marriage means?
Your life is in the hands of others forever.
Very few get the truth. That is why marriage is a courage.
Marriage is a courage where no one does it alone.
That is courage for both.
I know.
Ok, Dharam Gulati. I put my life in your hands.
If you have the guts, then put your life in my hands.
If I die, I will not save you.
After three years of Shyra's French kiss...
... I finally understood what love is.
Love is free jump.
Jump if you are brave.
There are no guarantees for safe landings.
People who think will be left behind. People jump...
... Will fly!
So long as you are in the air, Don't need to think about anything...
... and enjoy the flight.
maybe you don't want to land after all that happened.
Free kiss, free love, free life
I've told you the knife won't be useful.
I'm not a carpenter. How can I bring a hammer?
I will continue.
Whose idea is this padlock of love?
- This is still your fault. - My fault?
Obviously, all my ideas are stupid.
Why is the locked separation of love exciting you?
You know you are nothing more than me.
But you insist we will promise not to love each other.
You are very stupid.
- Don't believe you blame me. - Of course!
One day you said: "Never say I love you."
Then you say again: "look into my eyes and say you love me."
You are crazy. you destroy the key
You know what. Forget it I have finished with you.
- Where? - Anay.
- I will beg the ship to marry me. - Psychopath is in a mental hospital.
I won't go after you.
OK.