Today is the last day of the ski season,
And next year we will get a new elevator...
With a heater for... For buttocks.
Welcome!
Welcome, Mr. Chekov!
Welcome in the future!
Thank you.
Your business partners Knaupp, here make big promises.
Now, I want to see it.
Okay, so we have a problem with this _ damn climate change.
Every year, it gets warmer,
So we can forget about skiing immediately.
You know, like Arabs who run out of oil.
Then, what should we do?
Making skis with wheels.
- Very funny! - Ha ha ha...!
But now, I will show you a miracle that I created.
A way to make artificial snow...
just by pressing the button.
This tool is called & apos; Solanum Plus 10 & apos;
You know, this machine can make snow even when the climate / weather is very warm.
Then, can this tool make snow green?
No! Mr. Chekov, please stay away from Solanum!
Snow white, snow white. That's normal.
- Mr. Chekov! - Sapperlot.
Mr. Chekov! Mr. Chekov!
Is he okay?
OK. I will try to make a presentation quickly.
Franz.
Franz, what happened to him? He looks like he has to be taken to the hospital.
Are you crazy?
No, but...
Stop it! I don't care what he looks like.
He must remain, until he invests.
Do you understand? Until he invests.
GeniusDigger ™ Presents:
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You will be fine, Josh. Don't push everything.
This is not the first time for you, friend.
Let's see. This is my first company contract,
This is the first time I'm together the actual camera crew,
and, oh yes, the first time...
... I'll jump from the helicopter.
OK, so I think it's like the first time.
Calm down, bro. You can do it.
This will be a bad day for snowboarding.
It's easy for you to say it. You are Steve Olson.
Josh, I guess Steve never told you about his first jump,
Right?
Here it is.
Okay, what do you think Steve Olson...
do the first jump from a helicopter?
A. Do 4 experiments before he dares to jump.
B. Down 3 slips of whiskey to calm his nerves.
C. Must be encouraged by the crew.
I don't know what he is doing, but I chose answer B.
The real answer is D, all are correct.
Branka, can you hear me?
Hilde. Enter, Hilde.
Understood.
We are almost above the peak now.
In about 60 seconds.
We are all ready below.
Light will not last long, so only this opportunity we have.
- Are you talking to Steve? - Of course.
Do you explain, what would I do to him if...
did he do other acrobatic actions like last time?
In detail. Do you mention our special guest?
I want him to understand how important...
this is for both of us.
I know, I understand!
Change & exit.
Thank you for your patience, Mr. Chekov. Wait a minute!
We are almost done, then we will take you to the hospital, okay?
GeniusDigger ™
Dude, it's very faint down there. Too many rocks.
You will be fine. Only needle thread, friend.
I'm fine.
Pay attention to your first step! That will be amazing.
I can see my house from here.
And I live in Copenhagen.
I can do it.
Come on, you can do it!
GeniusDigger ™
There is no snow powder in the mountains.
- Whoo! - Great, friend!
Well, that's really amazing!
And now for our prima donna.
Okay then.
Tell your boyfriend now turn. Drop it!
By the way, they have special guests waiting to meet you.
Then, I will try my best.
I don't think like that. I...
Don't worry, I will show them the best performances. Trust me!
Steve! We are working.
We experience turbulence. Hurry up!
What happened?
We experience minor turbulence problems.
You call this a small problem?
I don't care about small turbulence.
I thought, he was very cool.
This is too dangerous now. If he jumps...
What's wrong?
Let's pull together!
Branka, where is Steve?
What? You don't see it?
We don't see Steve.
I repeat, we lost Steve.
Damn!
Should we keep recording?
I don't know. He can't just like that...
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Fuck me... with me... sideways.
Whoo-hoo!
Is that cool enough for you?
Steve, have you met our special guest?
His name is Anna. Always be his biggest dream...
to meet great Steve Olson.
Say, in the flesh of the flesh.
Branka?
Nice to meet you.
I'm really sorry about all...
Okay, I wish you...
Right.
OK, until later.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Olson, you bastard! What just happened?
And now... You will see the future of Alpine tourism.
Stupid, stupid, stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid...
Bo... do... h!
Franz, that won't happen.
Mr. Chekov.
Are you okay?
GeniusDigger ™
Damn zippers!
I'll pull your penny! You are basic...
Can I help you?
... You're a jerk! You bastard! You... You...
Hold... mind... that...!
I have to accept this call.
Steve!
You destroy my presentation, basic damn hippie!
Hey, he's got enough trouble.
- Leave him alone! - Hippie?
Can you say what happened up there?
Franz! We have to bring it inside.
Go from my gun, the damn clowns!
Before I kick you guys out!
GeniusDigger ™
Mr. Chekov, Mr. Chekov!
GeniusDigger ™
It's time to party!
Give him Schnapps!
He is already drunk, he will throw up.
Rita, just give him Schnapps!
This will end soon.
I will write it on your debt bill.
You will feel better... by drinking this.
And maybe, now we can talk about the investment.
Maybe later.
I know, I understand, Hilde, but...
I told him!
Oh my God, how old is he? 10 years?
9, I think.
Congratulations!
The sponsorship contract is canceled for both of you.
I'm sorry.
Yes
Damn! Look, maybe we should talk to them.
What do you think I just did?
That's our ride.
What? They can't just leave us here.
Hey! Hey!
Hey, come back!
Look, everything will be fine.
I will fix it. Trust me!
Don't touch me!
I asked you, I begged you to be serious.
For this time only, not to be...
be you.
I'm done, Steve.
We are finished.
I will look for lodging for tonight. Are you coming?
Yes, of course.
Come on guys, this isn't too bad.
We will get a new contract, right?
Well, it looks like he's angry!
Dude, are you coming?
Dude.
Don't call me "Dude"!
Dude.
Well, just sit down then.
Lodging closed.
End of season, verstehst? (Understood)
What if we want to go down to the valley?
The elevator is also closed.
This party will last all night.
No one can go down until the sun rises.
Then, I think we have to take our boards.
No, no, no!
- What? Why? - Look here!
We are here.
The slope ends here.
This is the village.
A few kilometers. It's really very far away.
Here, only buses.
But, there are no more today.
You can walk, but you will freeze,
and you will die!
No!
We don't want you to die.
You can spend the night here, with me, at the tavern.
You are lucky.
Tonight is a party from the end of the season.
Ja? (OK?)
After 8:00 p.m., it's all half the price.
♫ Make a small party. ♪ ♪ Make a small party. ♫
So, is there no other way to go down the valley?
You have heard it. You will die.
You can ask Franz, owner of a ski lift.
He has a snow motorbike.
Snow motorbike?
- Franz! - Shut up!
No, no, it's okay. Thank you.
So what do you have?
Here is not a bus stop.
Do you see what his face looks like?
Do you still think, we will get the signature?
Otherwise, we have to start digging our own graves.
GeniusDigger ™
So who are you carrying?
- Huh? - He is an investor from Russia.
Everyone feels good!
It's time to party!
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GeniusDigger ™
"Trust me!"
He always says, "Trust me!"
"Trust me, Branka!"
And at any time, I always drift in his words.
Come on Branka! Everything will be alright.
All things will get better. You will see.
They are very sure, nothing worse will happen.
I know he has disappointed us, but...
I really think he's a good man.
But I don't want a man. I want a man.
When will he grow up?
Fuck, Josh!
He just doesn't know when to stop.
Excuse me?
Want to dance with me?
No thanks.
Why?
What is your problem?
I'm a good dancer.
I'm great at everything.
If you are with him, you can wait outside.
- Hey! - Calm down, Josh.
I don't need cavalry, not for this bastard.
What did you call me just now?
I call you & apos; bastard & apos;
You know, you are what you eat.
Now I will spend my drink peacefully, okay?
OK.
Okay then.
Sometimes you can be a little scary.
It seems like he has improved.
Russians.
They can never dance.
Yes...
... now he must sign it.
I just found out, it turns out you're a great dancer, Mr. Chekov.
I feel happy, you are better now.
Maybe we can talk a little about business now?
There are some damn creatures on this mountain.
Happy hour!
Time for Happy hour!
Oh shit, sorry!
What's up ?!
A good rack.
The best ski party ever!
Whoo!
Let me pass.
Hurry up to the top!
Are the others up there?
2 snowboarder, a girl and a man.
You mean, good boys and bad girls?
Yes
No.
I have to find them.
They can bite.
- Steve? - Branka!
Steve, we are here!
Who are you?
I ask you the same thing.
You bring them here?
No, I didn't do it.
Maybe I brought it.
Close the door! Close the door!
Scheiße! (Damn)
Steve! Come on!
What are you two doing here?
Making love. What do you think?
No, no, we don't do it.
Yes, I already know. What is happening here?
Everything becomes crazy and chaotic.
We are lucky to be alive.
You might be too early to say "lucky".
Listen, I mean, while I'm here,
I'm really sorry... you know.
Seriously? Now?
Friends, can you calm down?
Ugh!
- I don't want it. - Ugh!
Let's get out of here.
Damn!
Friends.
Hurry up! Go up here!
Hurry up there!
Yes sir.
My turn.
Okay, okay.
Quickly close!
This is Alcopop. Can make crazy people.
Madame, this is more than just a matter of drinking alcohol.
I'm not kidding, but...
Are there others here with us?
Franz?
Get out!
I told you to leave my gun.
Yes, it's a little tricky now.
The creatures below, do you see them?
Franz.
They get rabies.
They go crazy.
Do you understand rabid?
Do you mean rabies? That might be rabies.
Shut up! No one knows what is happening.
Of course we know.
We are in a zombie epidemic here. Isn't that clear?
Not rabies, not alcopop. (Alcohol Drink)
Outbreaks of zombies, understand? And they are many.
What is a zombie?
That is a human who has died. Then get up again and eat humans.
That's nonsense, corpses rise again to eat us.
You have seen it.
What if we call for help?
Good idea. I know who to contact.
Hey, Arne.
Arne...
Can you tell us about your chat?
Cousin Arne.
He is a zombie movie maniac.
What did he say?
How to kill them.
I mean, it depends on...
the type of zombie movie where we are.
This is nonsense!
Let the experts handle it.
We need real help from military police from the valley.
Give it to him! Give it to me!
If they are a type of zombie that runs & moves fast, a type of virus that can make them think,
then we are in big trouble.
But, they look more like slow zombies, types of zombies whose brains die.
Yes, it's the same as someone I know.
Bro, I'm just trying to be proactive here.
Yes, by calling "Night Of The Living Loser"...
a loser cousin from Denmark?
These zombies will immediately tear us up to the smallest part...
before someone appears.
We have to go. Chuck Norris will finish them off.
Chuck Norris? How old are you, bro?
Strange.
What's wrong?
Police. The phone does not connect.
Maybe the virus has spread?
Nothing spreads.
The phone is not active.
The people in the valley are dead.
Maybe they are reception. I mean, we don't really know.
Oh, reception. Sometimes, sometimes not.
We need some ideas here, friends.
If only Gustl was alive.
There is a snow motor outside, isn't that yours?
Yes, but it's outside.
And how do we get there?
Friends.
What's wrong?
Damn!
Oh my God!
What's wrong?
There is my snowboard.
We must try and run there.
No, it's too dangerous.
Too many zombies.
I have an idea.
I'm not sure this is a good idea.
There are at least ideas.
Shht...! Shut up!
Friends.
For the record,
it's not like this this plan works.
Fast! Run!
Damn!
Hey!
Goodbye!
What about the others?
I don't care!
Beware!
Branka.
Where are you?
- Branka! - Shht...!
Damn animals!
We have to get out of here.
Do you think we can get to the valley?
Whatever happens in my gun, will remain on my gun.
Verstehst? (Understood)
What are you talking about, epidemic zombies?
Of course we have to go down to the valley.
We must warn someone.
What the hell, old man ?!
No one can warn anyone.
The phone call you made in Attic,
You don't actually call anyone, right?
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
He is crazy.
Oh my God! Branka, wake up! Get up!
Your ***!
GeniusDigger ™
What will we do now?
We have to keep going down the slope.
But we don't know, will take us where.
This could be a dead end.
Rita has shown us on the map.
I have a match.
I can turn on the torch.
You know, keep you warm, keep away creepy creeping creatures.
Creeping creatures?
No, no, it's not like that!
I mean...
... rabbits, squirrels, and others.
Will you save me from rabbits and squirrels?
My hero.
I bought you this scarf.
Not important anymore.
We must find a way to defeat them.
Beat them.
How do you beat them?
Dancing contest?
- Damn! - Are you hurt?
that? No, that's...
- Let me see. - It is nothing.
- Let me see! - No, nothing.
Don't!
I will drop some Schnapps for disinfection. (Brand of alcoholic drinks)
I don't think Schnapps can help.
You know my cousin Arne, the zombie expert?
He will tell you that...
your only choice is...
Killing you? Are you crazy ?!
Indeed, or in a few minutes, I can kill you.
Turn you into a zombie.
I'm not kidding.
Either you walk out of here alive...
... or not.
But not both of us.
Ah, damn it!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
Sad animals / animals.
Want to meet your Father in Heaven?
Should I free you?
Damn!
GeniusDigger ™
- Are you okay? - Certain.
Just turn on the torch!
What is that?
What?
It feels like I heard something.
Only tree branches dangling.
You must continue to hold this torch.
I'm sorry. Can't stop shivering.
I've seen it like this before.
Aren't they usually using this to...
Bear trap!
- Oh my God! Steve! - Damn!
Is that sick?
Actually it's not. This isn't too bad.
These boots are awesome.
- Steve. - What?
Zombies.
Oh my God!
Damn!
My mother called.
Don't! Don't answer that!
They react with the sound of music.
Hurry up, call my cellphone.
Run!
Bring it on!
What does that mean, "Bring it on?"
Just do it, okay? Do not be afraid!
Just, get all your abilities out!
- In the count of 3, okay? - Okay.
1...
2...
3!
Rita, you have to...
What the fuck!
Oh, forgive me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Rita.
I want to say something.
Damn!
I hope, I can say cool things.
- Life. - Yes?
Life is...
This is really just...
No, I don't have anything.
GeniusDigger ™
Let's see, can we make the elevator work.
I think we are trying to go down the hill.
Listen, if the plan with this music works,
maybe we can go back and save Josh.
I think that's a good idea.
GeniusDigger ™
If you think again, this can be a romantic moment.
What?
I just mean, if everything isn't too messed up right now.
And I mean, without any human flesh-eating maniac.
You're right. If it's really all different...
... this can be a romantic moment.
Look, I'm...
I'm sorry, okay? Forgive me. I, uh...
I thought, you like me because I'm funny.
Right. I like it, you're funny.
I just hate you never being serious.
Fuck, Steve.
I work hard for making all this possible for you,
for Josh, and for me.
And then...
You just wasted it.
- Can I ask you something? - What?
If we make it out, would you give me a second chance?
Okay, the 22nd chance?
That is a "If" that is very large.
Let's cross the bridge...
If, suppose, we can get there.
OK.
Seeing yourself thinking, we will still die anyway,
I should say something I want to say.
What is that?
Can compromising with me get you killed?
I mean, I know, I understand. I'm really messed up, but...
Why are you so serious all the time?
Can you have a little fun occasionally?
I think I can do it.
A little.
Like, maybe in the next few hours?
If we don't turn into... you know.
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GeniusDigger ™
Now you can see me...
... but not now.
GeniusDigger ™
Gustl.
GeniusDigger ™
Gustl, Gustl.
GeniusDigger ™
Allow me.
GeniusDigger ™
Josh
Friend!
Let's kill these bastards!
Hey friends, here, here!
Hey, happy hour, friends!
This is the party. Keep walking.
Come on.
It's all yours.
You make it look easy.
- Zombies... - Are...
- Dead... - Meat.
Well, duh!
You choose the wrong cottage to party.
Rita, don't!
Hide!
Run!
Double refining.
GeniusDigger ™
I think it's enough.
GeniusDigger ™
Their numbers are too many.
Now we will die.
And we have a snowboard.
I don't do this to impress you.
Good. You learn a lot.
Basic stupid creatures!
* La la la la la *
Steve! Use your board!
The great Steve Olson.
Look! He is not half the guy before.
Oh my God!
Now you're a comedian.
I'm just happy.
It's between laughing or screaming.
Yes, that's what I feel all the time.
Alright, me, uhm...
Yes, yes, go, go!
GeniusDigger ™
Josh!
Come on, do it!
Kill him!
But he's Josh.
That's not Josh. No longer.
I can't.
I understand, but he will kill us.
Okay, that has happened.
He is a good man.
Josh is amazing, doesn't need to be questioned anymore.
Today, we serve minced meat.
We will come down from this mountain, Branka.
I am with you.
But first, we will kill all...
remaining zombies, spill bags of meat.
You handle a party of prostitutes,
And I will go cooking,
then we finish.
Whoo-hoo!
Branka!
Rita! Put the cable in a snow blower!
What?
Just do it! Now!
Are you crazy ?!
Turn on now!
Just do it!
You're crazy.
Steve!
Steve.
Say, you're impressed with me.
To be honest, I'm impressed.
I hold you!
Let me go!
Release me!
Not possible.
You will die.
Fuck you!
Then, I will release it.
Then I will release it too.
So now, we both have to die?
The most stupid idea that I have ever heard this day.
At least, that is an idea.
Wait!
Give me the crowbar!
GeniusDigger ™
You know...
You can also be quite serious.
Yes, you too.
You realize what snow is this, right?
I hope, you won't bring it up.
Ahem... Ahem...!
So...
What will we do now?
What do we do about it?
These creatures.
Listen!
The liquid of the virus rains down the valley.
We will all come out of this mountain,
and everything will be fine.
Trust us!
Bring it on!