Have you ever done something silly?
No, I mean that is very ridiculous.
Stupidity at the point where you and your friends are shot?
This is the craziest thing you've ever done to us!
Who are the crazy females shooting at us ?!
Oh, that's his son Juan Garcia.
- We are in love. - Then text him
and tell him to stop shoot at us!
What might be able to deliver three good friends
to challenge the face of death?
Money of course.
Translated by: Kakeksanjata
♪ California knows how to party ♪
♪ Shake it down
♪ California
♪ Knows how to party...
Although still a child, Vincent is small
always concocting a kind of rich quick scheme.
I don't know how I let you talk to me about this.
- Oh, that's right. - I'm serious.
I'm black, Vincent, or have you forgotten when you brought up this brilliant plan?
What is the connection?
What? we tried to return the cat and get the prize You know the first thing you think of the old Miss Womack
"I'm sure this little Negro stole it."
He won't say that.
Shut up, Kurt!
Vincent convinced Chris
that he will not be ostracized just because he is black.
My dear!
Why is he in a sack?
This is the eighties, and everyone knows that racism is no longer manifest in America.
Here it is, children, $ 40, exactly as written on the prize.
Um, there is something rather strange.
Mr. Wiggles is always a house cat...
so I can't imagine how he can get out.
Christopher?
You or all of your brothers, do you leave the door open
when you clean my garage?
Ny. Womack, it was two years ago you told us to clean your garage.
Your cat has only disappeared for three weeks.
This is not fish or poultry.
I tell you, just because I'm black,
I will be blamed. I should have killed you, Vincent.
Whatever, look at all this money.
Someday we will get a black president,
and he will make sure everyone's skin black is taken care of, you better believe that.
Not possible. Friends, you are with you,
and all of you certainly share wealth, because I will be rich.
Because I will be rich.
Why do I tell stories this great modern
where are the legends created?
Because someone paid me.
So keep quiet and watch carefully.
30 YEARS LATER
Never as a child predicts your future wealth,
because you will eventually sleep on your best friend's couch.
Who is that?
Christopher Jefferson Johnson?
Hey, who is using my official name ?
I think Walter, man.
He is dressed as if he want to go to church.
And you sweat, Walter.
What's wrong, Walt?
Uh, Mr. Johnson, you are served with this.
Serving what? What do you serve?
Gosh, forgive me, friend, listen...
That stupid brother-in-law gave me this job as seroang bailiff.
He follows me all day, and...
I'm so scared!
I'm really sorry, Chris.
Divorce is poor.
Fortunately it's not me.
Walter, I'm still waiting!
OK, actually, I hope it's me.
Get out of my house, man.
Come and serve me.
You can't even take care of that the damn female out there,
have to drive around with with curling hair on his head.
What did you do with wearing the monkey clothes?
Sorry, Chris.
You're very sweaty, Walter.
Thank you, friend.
Oh, we still play poker on Wednesday night?
Yes, Walter.
Yes!
I will bring pizza, friends.
Basic women.
You shouldn't start your day like this.
Dude, you've been sitting here living on my sofa since October 15, five years ago.
I can count it. I understand.
You have to try and deal with the situation, uh, reality that you are not a good salesman.
You're talking about my career.
Your career is chaotic. What's up this week, man?
Upright Breathe-Right.
What's up? Breathe What? Who?
Do you know, I'm proud of what I did.
The name is the Upright Breathe-Right.
That is a vacuum cleaner, that's what it is.
Dude, millionaires don't get like this overnight.
I tried to do what I had to do, ok?
I will work to produce my millions.
Notice if I go home today.
I get a real job, repair the motorbike. People need to drive.
You have to fix your vehicle, your vehicle in life, Chris.
While Vincent and Chris work hard to produce a dollar of 50 cents,
Kurt is actually quite rich working on his father-in-law,
and sad too.
Oh! What are you doing? You should be there.
Yes, I'm trying.
I can't find my form transport.
Damn, you look so messy.
Did you sleep last night?
A little, uh, weird?
Thank you, thank you, Rick.
This is what I need right now.
Aaah, just feel happy you are and not me, man.
I don't think I can do it.
Do what? You gave the last presentation.
Yes, and I killed the female.
No, I'm talking about being a son-in-law
from a CEO.
Hello!
Uh-uh-uh-uh! Pfft!
That's right.
You will present to the biggest potential client
that this company has ever met.
And your father-in-law, slasher-balls,
will sit there, in the same room,
analyze each of your movements.
Kurt.
Kurtie?
Dude! Hey! Wake up
Yo!
What? What do you say?
Trim your hair first.
Oh, and your secretary always looks at my protrusion.
See you in the hardest part.
Two minutes.
Breathe.
Only panic attacks.
I experienced it several hundred times in a month.
You can do it! You can do it!
Mr. Pomeroy, your wife on line one.
Um... connect.
OK.
Hello, honey. I won't bother you.
I just want to say how important this meeting is to dad.
I know.
I'm not sure you know.
Takanaki Industries is a client who tries dad to get for years,
and it will be very unfortunate if you give up this opportunity.
I am the reason Takanaki Industries is here today.
Three years away from Japan, and I managed to finish it.
I think you called me,
your husband, to say, "Good luck!"
Hah. That's sweet, honey.
The important thing is to concentrate.
Remember that
everything is on your shoulder.
This family does not tolerate losers.
Ow!
♪ Work for the money, work for the-for the money ♪
♪ Work for the money, work for the money ♪
♪ Work for the money...
♪ I like her head, shoulders, knees, ho ♪
♪ Head, shoulders, knees, ho, Head shoulders knees, ho ♪
♪ Head, shoulders, knees, ho
♪ Hey, what's that sound
♪ Everybody look what's goin 'down ♪
♪ Down to the floor, scrub the ground ♪
♪ Everybody look when she comes around... ♪
Well, you will get rich,
You will be rich, You will be rich.
Hi.
Hi. Wow, you're sexy... Oh, hi, I'm Vincent Bolero
with the Upright Breathe-Right, and you have been selected
of thousands of participants to receive a...
You got... is this hot?
Actually, my parents, they just bought me a vacuum cleaner
just before the semester starts, so I'm fine.
Wait, give me a minute.
They give me a refusal for that... pamphlet.
Give them pamphlets here. Contains all the information.
- I have a friend again. - Oh, hey, hi, friends.
What are you doing, just relaxing? I used to relax.
Let me tell you, um...
Ha, I know what that is.
It's not breathing for asthma, isn't it?
Friends!
- Okay, so... - No, you can't get it.
And my parents give me pocket money every month
which won't suffice for buying this extraordinary vacuum cleaner,
so even though I want I can't can buy it, thank you.
It directs me to other parts of all my presentations.
Make money. You, sir.
Do you want to make $ 10,000 a month?
Wait, so you make $ 10,000 a month?
Dress like that?
Um, not me. My employer. And then the person above it.
In the office, this is like a tower, OK?
They are like, you're at level one...
It's like a pyramid. They don't think about it like a pyramid.
They say don't say it's a pyramid.
It's better to see it on the board,
but yes, you can, you can produce such money.
This is like he is the lowest in a Bad News Network
and what's special is "My life is poor."
I will throw this here.
No, no, whoa! Dude! Oh, my God!
Calm down. This is from a vacuum cleaner company. They gave it to me.
Whoa, wait, Vince, really?
Is this really your job?
Like, you just failed here,
remove dust and dirt all over the floor
and tell me I can make more money from you?
I understand.
I am a man who is laughed at, right?
It seems like there isn't much difference between you and the dust pile at this time.
This isn't very, um...
uh...
There are, uh, you can have it. Forgive me.
No! What? Take ? You won't clean this?
The vacuum works, that's how they say.
Wow! Oh, my God.
Look, man, if I say get us coffee, don't put cream in my coffee.
Black people like our black stuff!
Christopher Jefferson Johnson, you don't want this ugly game with me anymore!
You can wallow your fat ass behind the door.
You foam in your butt wall if you don't sign this divorce letter / No.
I warn you, Chris, you won't mess with me.
He's a real man.
He is the next nigga.
What is clay? Let's work!
Firm action, that's why I pay you!
Fast, fast, fast!
Now, look here, you think you will fall down
by this rich asshole, if so try to divorce me
so you can run and get paid and get married and beol?
This won't happen like that dear.
Oh, you want to divorce me, you better believe that.
You have an envelope, I have an envelope.
In this envelope is your drawing,
riding my brother, Jerome Jefferson Johnson III,
and neighbors, and bastards across the street.
Sir post! There is your picture here
with peanut butter and your left buttocks
with the dog licking it, I created it!
Now, you want to divorce,
You and your uncle must pay me.
That's him. Now, go.
- Take, shake, stimulate the ground! - Uggh!
That wasted a beautiful butt.
Let's work! What do you see?
Remove the wheel, unload the engine,
Enter it and drive it, kill yourself.
You're fucking too! You all jerk
acting as if you never cheated on women.
It's not just me who experience this jerk.
I stop, too, huh, you bastard!
Yes?
Chris!
God, how are you?
Do you know, actually I don't care.
Wait a minute, while I connect to half of the sandwich online.
Hello? How are you? You're calling with the Rickster.
- Who is this? - I said "the Rickster" the first time.
- That stands for Rick. - Who is Rick?
This is Rick, god.
Chris, he's Rick the dick in college.
Why are you calling, asshole? after all we don't like you.
You still play the broom penis above your lips?
Ha! Wow! Broom penis. It's still not funny.
You'd better come up with a better material if you visit your friend at the funny farm.
You need to lighten the mood.
- Rick, using English, huh. - Your friend Kurt
It was completely bombed in the meeting room.
Do you know, that scratch, he's not just a bomb,
the jerk is kamikazekannya.
Aaah!
Ooh, ah-soooo!
Ohhhh!
How come you make a car?
- You can't drive it! - This is outrageous!
- He hates Asians. - Harro?
Bring me a little ramen noodles!
He basically offends everyone in the room.
Mr. Horny, it's time to rock and roll!
Then he stepped forward to his father-in-law / boss
and tell him that actually he prefers to poke him into his daughter's anus.
I've had anal intercourse with your daughter!
You are finished, you hear me ?! Basic bastard child!
Ah, romantic. I have to tell you,
it is the greatest special thing / the worst I've ever witnessed.
I even tried not to hear this.
Christopher, you might not try to hear this,
but, broheim, all that is true.
Christopher...
Vincent... never forget this.
Cradle my balls.
- Yes, whatever. - Up to you.
I don't think this can be worse from this dirt.
Who took the roll the last toilet paper!
So, is this life?
disloyalty, being crazy, a dream in vain?
Wait a minute, futile dreams?
What?
Vincent.
Christopher?
Si Chodewell?
Chodewell.
Chodewell!
Do you remember him in the gymnastic class?
He has a small rib, seems like there was a bird?
Yes, but most adults call me by my real name,
Dr. Chadwell.
What are you doing?
Because, you know, you two
is the most popular man in school.
So, Vincent, right, you, you must be someone, what, CEO
from current multinational companies,
and, Christopher, I can only imagine you...
You played professional foot ball for years,
maybe for the Broncos, right?
No, you missed the mark just a little.
I'm actually a wreck and unemployed.
Chris, his wife is pregnant by someone else's sperm,
and somewhere in this hospital,
Kurt has lost his mind with a mental disorder.
Gosh! Wow, you guys.
You guys are quite successful stories, right?
Christopher, I still remember that game...
- Armando Garcia... - I was 19 years old!
- You're 22! - I'm 19!
Mr. Garcia is the drug kingpin largest Colombia
and head of the Garcia Cartel,
who is responsible for smuggling tons
cocaine to the US every year.
Mr. Robinson then issued a $ 25 million prize
to capture Mr. Garcia.
The White House is expected to hold a press conference to add more insight to this latest development.
In other news, do you like cats?
Do you know, you bastard!
Cho to hell, Chodewell! Cho to hell!
You can visit Mr. Pomeroy now.
He was given sedatives, so I guess you should have a short conversation.
I will shut up. I'm just waiting...
Come on, friend.
Uh-huh, yes, no, that's right.
God, mother, I have to go.
Two homeless people just entered.
I have to contact security and ask them to be expelled.
Uh-oh, Chris, you might want to check out your shoes.
I think one of us has been stepped on a pile of dirt.
Cute, Vincent. I will not lend money again, so maybe you should be embroidered.
It's as if I've borrowed money from you, Beth.
What does that mean? We have been financing you for years.
What's more, you borrow money from all people you know, you asshole.
Don't look at me, I don't even like this female.
But he is right. You owe me $ 700.
What's with the baby balloons?
Another sale, he's a boy.
- And that's the thought that counts, huh? - You're an idiot.
Chocolate?
That's the last thing he needs, more chaos in his life.
He messed up for the last time with me.
He's lucky I'm here right now.
He was hospitalized!
He can't hear anything, he looks like a scary vegetable,
Saliva and dirt come out of his mouth... This is so disgusting!
And after what he has pulled with father today,
I will say divorce is in front of the nose.
Do you know, Brenda, is some kind of cold-blooded
say something about your husband.
My name is Bethany! Bethany!
Tell your friends to invite to find a divorce lawyer.
The less often I see you, the better.
You know you want it.
- Did he just leave it? - Yes.
My friend was given drugs.
He is not given drugs, it's all valium they pump in his arm.
See, I don't know what to do we do,
because it is clear that the crazy female _ is not returning.
- Okay, let me think. - Think clearly, friend.
Look at you, Kurt.
This is the moment where Vincent
see her opportunity to be rich and famous.
- That's it. - Liur comes out of his mouth, man.
Whatever, fuck with him. We have to go on vacation. We need a vacation.
- What? - Holidays from our lives.
So this is where I drink the Kool-Aid, no,
go to this small island and then die?
No, I'm not talking about suicide, friend,
I'm talking about leaving from this country.
You're bankrupt and I have a job.
And your work is poor. You really are.
That's where I go.
Listen, man, I'm bankrupt but he doesn't,
and they are still married.
Credit card, do you understand what I mean?
Use the female credit card. Come on, let's take this crazy guy out of here.
Ooh!
Mr. Chodewell!
Grow up!
Can someone...
Hmm-mm-mm.
Yes, I think we should stop giving him valium, friend.
I know, look at him. He looks so messy.
Can you imagine him at a party Our Hollywood? He doesn't tolerate.
What can I help today?
The three of us want three tickets to Colombia,
and you can charge it on the man's credit card.
South Carolina, that's what I mean. I have a cousin there.
That's good, but we're not going to South Carolina.
Sir, I think what I mean is _ is a country of Colombia.
Colombia! Vincent, have you gone mad?
That is the drug capital of the world.
I am black, they will think I am a smuggler... click-click.
Calm down, man, you'll be fine.
Everyone knows the Valley's is the world's drug capital.
Can I bring this?
Yes.
I am sure there are not even black people in Colombia.
I am sure all countries are founded by black people.
Right, you geniuses are all ready.
Enjoy the good times in the African nation of Colombia!
What is the situation?
Fainting.
They find a blank line, just leave him there.
Where did you get the clothes?
Don't laugh at my clothes, man. Flight attendant who gave me.
The child saliva soaks all my new clothes.
Kurt can never rest, man. Forever.
What?
Do you want to look in the mirror?
Well, I admit I'm being passed through a transition now.
- Oh, that's funny, right? - You're passing a trance...
Vincent, we are on the plane. Where are we going, and why?
Dude... you have to learn to relax.
We are in class one. This is first class. Look at this!
What's wrong, Vincent?
Promise me you won't be angry.
First class! What is wrong?
OK.
You know, on the news, every day, that person,
Juan Garcia, in Colombia. Do you know who I'm talking about?
Paddling Drugs Garcia, behead you, yes, he.
He doesn't need to cut your head.
I mean, we don't know that. That is what was reported.
Understand? Listen to what I say.
- I heard. - There are 20...
There is a 25 million dollar prize for the arrest of this person.
And what does this have to do with us?
25 million dollars.
Are you crazy, Vincent?
He killed people, man. Your dog will die!
That bastard kidnaps the family,
bring them to Colombia and they never come back again, man.
I'm not talking about that. I just said, we did confession.
That's not even a word, "confession."
We just go see and see what happens from a distance.
- From a distance? - From a distance .
- Like a vacation. - Yes. This is a lib...
- In first grade! - Great.
I like life, know what I'm saying? It's nothing compared to breathing.
I have never heard a bastard who died again...
- Then, breathe... and say how nice it is to experience death.
Part of this.
Is that mushroom, jerk?
- Yes. - marsh chocolate.
Yes, you don't have to shout to everyone.
Yes, right, my friend, right.
This trip gets better , what do I say?
- Please eat the pudding. - Hmm?
It feels a little different.
He doesn't have much time for to put it together, he said.
So...
he was forced to replace some ingredients.
What material does it replace?
Small ingredients, like butter.
Butter? What is the replacement for the butter?
What does he say, wait?
Pee-otee? Pee-ot... Pay-ot... Pee-Ari.
Peyote ?!
That bastard is working on fire hydrants
the buttocks are naked on the hydran.
One Sunday, in front of the church.
He says it's great, man.
If you can't trust your drug dealer,
Who will you trust? He did this for life.
Do you hear what you just said?
Chemistry Lesson 101.
Taking hodgepodge drugs at an altitude of 35,000 feet
can cause you to easily feel wilted.
♪ I'm trippin ' I'm trippin', I'm trippin '♪
♪ I'm trippin ', I'm trippin' day to day now ♪
♪ I'm trippin ' I'm trippin', I'm trippin '♪
♪ I'm trippin ', I'm trippin' my life away ♪
♪ And I'm trippin '
♪ Trippin 'inside and slippin' along with my mind... ♪
Come on, Nancy boy!
I turn white.
Heh heh.
- Crazy. - Hello, Mr. Johnson.
Enjoy this champagne bottle from us.
You mean you will give me
a full bottle of champagne for free?
Sure, Mr. Johnson.
You're a white person, you know the rules.
Hi, Mr. Johnson. The pilot wants to talk with you in the cockpit.
- Am I in trouble? - No, stupid.
You're white, come on!
This, take my pen.
Welcome to first class.
Do you know, take my baby.
Come on, now.
Well, hiya, Christopher. Come on, boy, sit down!
Do you want to fly this plane?
Are you serious? I don't know how to fly a plane.
Oh, you're an old demon! Come on, kid!
You're a white person, you can do anything that comes to mind.
Well, alright.
♪ I'm trippin '
♪ Trippin 'inside and slippin' along with my mind ♪
♪ Trippin 'inside and havin' a wonderful time ♪
You use peyote!
Heh-heh-heh!
Yes, I will get used to this white skin.
Hmm.
The credit value is increased.
Hah. Yeah.
Noooo!
After a long flight,
our poor hero arrives in Colombia, South America,
which should be very interesting,
as Vincent and Chris believe that Colombia
is just another city in Mexico.
Whoa!
You got him?
Yep.
Oh, my goodness!
Get him here.
BUng, what is this? There are no blacks here.
You lie.
I don't know about this, but...
It's not as seen in the picture, right?
It says five stars. This is not a one star. This is a quarter of a month.
This place is disgusting, man. Alright, let's go.
- Uh, what about Kurt? - What about him?
We are abroad, they like Americans.
He will be fine.
We are Americans!
Ask for three rooms huh.
- Three rooms? - ¿Qué necesitas? (What do you need?)
¿Qué necesitas?
Something about K and sister.
¿Ah, necesitas una habitación para alquilar? Ah, do you need a room?
We only have one room
- I don't know, bro. - You better know, friend.
You have read the Mexican travel guide
since you were on the plane.
Now, think about this, friend.
He doesn't say anything about ordering a room, man.
He said, like plants, and footballs and, that's it.
Like Escobar, you give him a room, can you do it? / Escobar?
Yes, Escobar. Like a soccer player.
Like a goal!
Oh my God!
What have you done, Vincent?
I don't know. Andrés Escobar
is the greatest soccer player Colombia, written here.
Let me see this.
Does not hinder. This is 1992.
This graduate is already 20 years old.
No wonder he doesn't understand what you are talking about.
- What is that? - Get y'alls skins! =
- Hey, yo, man, look! - That's the midget with a gun.
You Americans?
Yes, yes, yes, we are cool, right? American.
Why did you sing praising Pablo Escobar?
We don't praise anyone except God.
We are children of God.
We were sent here to build a small mission
For God... mission... for jesus children.
And we don't know Pablo Escobar, bro.
Put the weapon down, please.
Forgive him, he started senile in his old days.
OK.
Three rooms.
Twenty American dollars. There is only one room and one bed.
Fuck that. Right, $ 20?
Just take the room, man. Our little friend has a gun.
We can do another hotel method tomorrow.
We only accept cash.
Do you have a spa?
It's not easy to tell one from your friends
that when he is in a coma-because is given a drug,
the marriage is over.
But hey, that's the use of friends
Hug him.
- You jerk, you hug him. - No... I have to tell him.
I have to wipe the saliva from his face during the flight here
while you masturbate behind a blanket.
How do you know I masturbate?
- Smooth ripples in the blanket. - I should use a jacket.
The jacket is very smooth, there is material.
If he starts playing he doesn't wrinkle.
I never did it myself but that's how I heard.
- Thank you, next time. - Yes.
I think drinking is right for you.
So do you think taking us to a third world country is a good idea?
To catch the drug bark Colombia? Are you insane?
Don't be strong, buddy. They are all similar.
Maybe they are cartels.
He tried to get us killed.
You will get us killed, Vincent.
Maybe this is not a plan that is thought well, right, but we are here.
So we just did it.
How can you let this happen?
I don't do anything. He said we come for vacation.
I don't know he will do Rambo's work.
Have you lost your mind?
No, Kurt, you lost your mind, and your wife, and your work
and your honor, everything, how much, three hours?
- I can testify for that - I can't believe I'm divorced.
Think about it.
$ 25 million. $ 25 million. Do you know how much that is?
respectively 8,333,333.33.
Basic Rain Man.
We will still be killed.
We all don't know how to arrest a drug kingpin.
You can say that again. He knows what he is talking about.
I don't think about it like that.
Everyone has something, this is something we belong to.
Kurt, don't you want to show your ex-wife that you are not a loser
- Who said I'm a loser? - He.
- Female base. - And, Chris, don't you want
throw bolea baseball with a child who is your child?
Yes, that's funny.
I want to do that one day.
Come on, friend, listen, if we go back to L.A.
like this, bankrupt, what do we get?
We can't get anything.
Listen, I will go, I will do this.
Now, who is with me?
- Fuck, I'm coming. - Thank you.
I'm still not even sure why I am here.
Hey, man, play the beans so that the squirrel can climb it and bite it.
I'm not even sure that makes sense,
but you have to listen to him.
All right, I'm coming. Let's do it, fuck everything!
And fuck the female!
Come on, man, lift the roof!
There are my American brethren!
Come on, I take you to another party
with all the girls and cocaine you want...
I come with him.
I joined him and him.
- She's a girl, - You are stoned.
Girls aren't bad.
That's what I mean, because you are doing it wrong.
You have to package and combine these drugs for more efficient distribution.
Hmm.
The snoring mate.
Mmm... What? Hmm, I don't snore.
Oath we are drunk.
I'm still drunk. But I'm upright, but I'm drunk.
Yes.
This is Alaska above here. This is Alaska. See all this snow?
That's Canada.
So we will come here, and here, and here.
- Hmm. - Dude, I need a firearm.
We need weapons.
I thought about it, a .357 Magnum, if we want to do it.
Fuck the baby's problem.
I need an AK-47.
I can fire bullets in that asshole's ass.
Ack-ack-ack. Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
You forget one.
Ack!
- Ahem, toilets - Yes, right.
Uh, I will say hello to two friends, tit and tat.
No, no, no, no, we will say hello to tit and tat...
We don't do "us."
Not a sword fight, the seeds don't bounce, no.
No, no, no, We will eiffel tower him, friend.
I also don't want to touch your seeds, friend.
We touch each other.
I'm not making porn movies. I came in here and xxxxxxxx.
I think this is the London Bridge, man. We will bridge the bridge to him!
Oh
Hello. How are you?
- Mm. - Vamos.
Ok.
If you can smuggle a little by sea
and more through the air... here,
in, uh... around here,
You can attack the US where they don't expect.
- God! - Enough.
How do you know so many about...
cocaine marketing?
I...
I don't know anything.
Oh, you teach everyone like school children.
No, I just know doing business. I am a person...
This is not like a science rocket. Actually this is common sense.
Oh, so you say I'm stupid!
No, no, no, I even... I don't even know you.
I don't know when I'm so not respected in my own hometown!
But...
Am I the type of person who must be treated like this?
No.
Do you know?
I don't think I'm supposed to be the one who should be...
discuss your destiny.
I think maybe we should bring him to...
Garcia.
Juan Garcia, no, no. I don't have... fate? I don't need to meet him.
Catch him.
Can't we talk about this?
I'm really sorry! I do not mean it!
That's what I'm talking about. You Mexican girls are so sexy!
I'm not Mexican.
Oh, alright, whatever.
That's what I mean.
- Oh, damn it! Goddamn it! - Aaah!
He has a penis!
Damn, I just wanted to! You're better...
Damn! Aaah!
Damn.
Goddamn it, man!
I just ignored the girl with a penis.
I know, man, I touch her butt!
- You touch her butt? - Yes!
Oh damn, man, eh!
This will be fine. This is weird science.
Does the item make me gay?
No, just... alternative.
I don't want cocaine anymore!
Alright, don't do xxx again! My friend is not gay!
So, is there a penis? You didn't touch it, you don't...
- Do you suck it? - No.
Alright, because I will... Kurt! They caught Kurt!
They point a gun at his head!
Come on. Just leave it!
Do you want cream and sugar in your coffee, sir...?
Oh, Mr. Pomeroy. Kurt. Kurt Pomeroy.
And I want Splenda (artificial sweetener) if you are there.
Do you know me, Mr. Pomeroy?
I, um...
I saw news reports about yourself in America.
How do they describe me?
They say you're a... Your business is
causes a lot of violence,
both in South America and in North America.
That's what I heard.
Let me say this, Mr. Pomeroy.
Long before our country learned how to use
Our biggest export, we are a nation in despair.
A very poor country
where the industry never existed
or work, or school, as we have now, without cocaine.
The US suffers from a disease
which you Americans call
multiple personality abnormalities.
I'm not sure I understand you.
I will explain.
Department of Foreign Affairs in Washington
send a representative every several months.
They arrange special agreements with our . They give us a free route,
where we can pass the distribution of Mexicans
and sell our products directly to the streets.
As for, it doesn't have to make an agreement with Mexicans 4 times our income and keep away I from having to make an agreement
with those uneducated dirty mice,
that's how I called them.
Then...
Other US personalities appear.
And they send a representative
cancel all agreements and demand money from me.
As for, I call it extortion, Mr. Pomeroy.
But I can't do anything about it.
Not yet.
Why am I actually here?
My account is here, Mr. Diego,
he knows more about this business than everyone I know.
He heard your talk tonight,
It seems like sharing information on great wealth
about how to improve our business.
And I want to know what it is.
No, I really, I don't know. I do not know.
One more time... and I will sew your lips
with your hair.
Mr. Pomeroy, let's take a walk outside.
As you know from doing business in America,
loss is something that can't be you're tolerant.
Oh my God, no. No.
Now Mr. Diego will bring you into the research.
There I will find a stack of documents
which he will explain enough for you to start.
Ba... what if I say no?
Well, I'll show you.
Mátalo.
God, no! No! No! No!
Good night, Mr. Pomeroy.
He has a penis!
What do you say, pig?
Wake up! Colonel Andreas will meet now.
Brilliant.
What honor do I get because of being awakened
in the middle of the night by one of my soldiers talking about a kidnapping?
Our friend was kidnapped. He was taken away with Jeep. That's why we came here.
Hombres...
you don't answer my question.
Why do you two come to my post
at 4 o'clock in the morning, screaming, shouting, asking me to be awakened ?!
I...
El kidnappo, kidnappay. Like what we just told you.
Our friend was kidnapped and we tried to get him back.
Hey, hey, listen, friend.
Our friend was taken in a Jeep.
I knew once that he wasn't out of the window, man.
Why are you wasting our time? We are here...
Chris, calm down. Third world countries.
You should listen to your friend, Mr. Christopher.
That way you might be able to leave the country
sitting in an airplane seat and not in a wooden crate.
Listen, you treat me in both contexts, man.
You know, I'm having a problem if I start getting hot.
You know, I have a mental problem that happened,
and that's kind of Tourette's... bastard!
You know, so, uh... damn it!
Sorry, sir.
I can't help you. You have to go to Bogotá
and meet someone at the US embassy.
- They can help you. - Carlos.
- Over here, let's go. - No, we haven't finished yet.
Yes, I have a gun!
- You can drop the gun. - Hurry up!
Hurry up, vamos!
- Is this some kind of Mexican meeting room? - Hey, what are you doing here?
You are already in trouble only by coming to the post last night.
They know!
Who knows?
- Garcia Cartel. - Cartel!
Defend your voice! They are everywhere even at the police station!
How do they know who we are?
You two come in here shouting as hard as possible about a kidnapping.
They will kill me if anyone knows I told you this, so listen carefully.
You will go to the embassy and say to them about your American friend.
Tell them he is being held by... one Armando Garcia from Garcia Cartel.
They will start negotiating his release in two or 3 months.
Two or three months? Are you crazy? They must release him now!
You have no other choice.
Now they know you are here, they will kill you, of course.
Why do you want to help us?
Raktyatku has lived in fear in the cartel regime for more than 30 years.
The US is our only hope in to stop them and their cruel actions.
With Americans being kidnapped, will expose this and help our efforts.
There must be another way.
- I might know someone. - Who?
There is a man.
He is a former member of the American Special Forces Unit.
He is very local. His name is Jon Waters.
He lives in an old church in the middle of this village.
Oh, and one more thing. This is Colombia, not Mexico.
We are not Mexicans, fairy!
Wait a minute.
How can we contact you?
Cannot.
What does he say?
I think he said we were messed up.
What's up.
Dude, you always make me in trouble!
Very, very, very, very...
Oh, very good!
Yes, oh! US involvement.
Very good, Mr. Pomeroy.
I see you and I will undergo
a very useful business relationship.
You, my friend, will be very rich.
Uh...
With all due respect, Mr. Garcia, I, uh...
I have a wife and work at L.A.
I, uh... I can't live here.
Mr. Pomeroy.
Your wife filed for divorce in the Los Angeles court
yesterday afternoon.
And your work too...
my partner informs you that you no longer work.
You see, Mr. Pomeroy,
information is very valuable in our business.
Do you have a spy?
No, we have Google.
Now, you should comfort yourself
Think of it like at your own house, Mr. Pomeroy.
The choice to settle is not yours.
But your choice for life. Yes.
Come on.
Come on, let's!
Please, I want you to check the scene.
You might find it a little... means.
Oh my God!
Even in moments that are truly frightening for what he just witnessed,
there is no one who can hold grandeur and kemistriusan beauty
the punani.
- This must be him - This seems to be the place.
What do you think "get away" means?
That means don't go in there anyway just tap it.
Go!
My name is Vince, this is Chris. We are looking for Jon Waters!
How do you know my name? What do you want?
Listen, Policía Carlos sent us here. We are only looking for help!
I don't know Carlos. Get out!
Come on, our friend was kidnapped by the cartel!
Ohh!
Hey, that's the manhood you put on.
Jon, get rid of the weapon, we're fine!
- What is happening? - KTP now.
Come on, we're fine.
Hey, you Americans.
Of course, can we come in?
The child is a genius.
Come on, come in there!
This bastard uses underwear.
Okay, please sit down, tell me your story.
Geez, this makes South Central look like Beverly Hills.
Oh, alright.
Tell me your story.
Well, we came here for a vacation.
We go to a party.
Cartel members kidnap our friends.
We were told you could help us.
You want me to light up the dog that you suck?
I don't smoke.
How do you know it's a cartel?
People who are in the police station who say...
Heh heh heh heh heh!
- What are you doing? - Ha.
You can't go to the police. Are you crazy?
They don't do anything.
I tried to tell him. I have a claim letter, I told you.
The police station is connected throughout the world. Now they have a computer.
Thank you, my negro friend.
I came here in '89.
With Special Division Ops.
Drop us in the middle of the forest 30 click South of Medellin.
Have you just eaten it? We have only been here for an hour.
Special mission search and destroy for Pablo Escobar.
- The soccer player, thank you. - Who?
No, I'm talking about Pablo Escobar,
the most dangerous drug kingpin in the world.
Your basic shrimp brain.
No wonder the lady at the hotel cried.
How do I know there are more than one in the Colombian named Escobar?
Are you sure he doesn't play soccer?
I don't know.
So that's where we are,
waiting for an order.
But the command doesn't come.
Some jerks in Washington decide to hold back,
so weeks change months, months change year,
and the next thing you know, finally the order comes.
And, we are ready.
And we go there, more silent than virgin chirping.
And we caught him from the roof of his own house.
Yes, but again, some yahoo people in Washington
decide...
give appreciation for the success of the task
in the Colombian army.
Now, the monkeys... Sorry for the expression...
Will not be able to find Pablo Escobar
if he is hiding in their own jockstrap.
Yes, alright...
So I waited here since then
to bring down the cocaine cartel.
- Do you want to? - Yes. What is that?
- Urine. - What?
- Do you drink your own urine? - Oh no!
I can't fill this alone.
No, I have a few people who go to the bar in the city center and fill up the fresh ones.
Makes your skin glistening beautifully. You understand that.
Can you help us or not, bro?
Allow me to ask you.
Do you want help to get your friend back
or do you want to drop the Cartel?
Listen, man, we are willing to do whatever is needed.
We just don't want to die, if you understand what I mean.
We like life.
OK. I will train you.
But, now is the time
where do you make decisions
to be quite manly to call yourself as a soldier.
Because once you enter it, there's no way back.
As soon as you wake up an animal, it's better that you have the courage to kill it.
"Dinner in the park.
I'll send it to you. Maria."
Hmm, what is that?
"Don't try thinking about cancellations."
I can't believe you did that to your best friend.
He might want to kill you.
Oh, really.
Vincent hates it when you mess up his hair, let alone shave it.
But it's enough about him. What do you call this?
- Carne con salsa de tamarindo. - This is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten.
- What do I say? Is not it? - Oh, my God.
Why is your English very good?
I was born here in Colombia,
but my education is in America.
Actually, most of my life was spent in New York City.
But I kind of miss the village
so I decided to go home to be with my father.
That... it's so sweet.
I like you, Kurt.
I also like you very much, Maria.
And I feel honored that a woman is as beautiful as you are want to have a dinner like this with me.
But I'm a little worried about your father
and some of the people.
Have you seen what's happening happening here?
Not always as beautiful as that.
Look, my father gave those people a chance
that they will not receive anywhere else in this country.
He gives them opportunities good life, you know?
I'm sure to see a man split in two days.
They do not always respect as they should.
That's sad. I grieve over them.
I just want you to know that I respect your father.
I mean, I... I respect him.
Very.
Thank you.
It doesn't sound as beautiful as that if he is speaking.
Damn, my head is killing me.
Hey, morning.
Whose idea is to drink in the moonlight?
I'm not interested in him, friend.
You and he sing and dance
like you are a true friend.
Do you realize that this person is crazy, right?
More or less.
I tell you, Vince, this is like in movies.
And I know how to continue this story.
How does the story continue?
You have never watched movies Harrison Ford?
You know, he started in Washington.
Then he came to South America.
The next thing you know, all his friends
detonated by a rocket and killed.
Continue.
They may have taken their ID from their wallet, right?
Find the address.
Maybe they sent killers paid to his hut on L.A.
and kill his wife Brenda.
Let's go to the embassy, huh?
It's not like this damn GI Joe will be able to...
What's up ?!
Never underestimate element of surprise.
Always be aware of your surroundings.
Is that a lesson?
Yes, right.
And the day of training almost begins.
So you don't sleep all night paint yourself like your wall?
Yes.
Maria and Kurt grow enough to love each other,
but if you are the daughter of a
the world famous drug kingpin the most evil,
nothing has been a secret for a long time.
- Maria! - Luis.
You should tell me if you will leave the area,
especially before our new employees.
Luis, always a commander.
Kurt, this is a member of my father, Luis Diego.
Yep, we have met.
He showed me his knife collection.
We have to talk to Señor Kurt.
Talk to him.
Not here, in privacy.
You can talk to him here in front of me and everyone.
No, it's okay.
Are you sure?
Yes. I will be fine.
Carlo.
Hey!
Uhh! Do not go anywhere ! I can face it!
Ow!
Now, Mr. Pomeroy,
Do you enjoy Garcia's daughter?
Whoa. That sounds like a heavy question, friend.
I'm sure that in America...
the word "friend" means we are friends.
We are not friends, basically American bastards.
You understand
Yes... I understand.
No... not a friend.
Who are your friends...
in the police station asking lots of questions?
I don't know anyone else here.
Ohhh!
OK... OK. They are not dangerous.
OK? I can talk to them.
Let me talk to them, and I will keep them silent.
I will tell them to stop speak to the police.
The police are no longer a problem.
Oh my God! What's wrong with you? Does it just kill you know?
- What? OK, - Let me tell you this.
If I find two of your friends,
I will cut their tongue
if they are lucky.
If you touch them, I kill you!
OK!
Gentlemen, welcome to my training field .
You know what we're going to do here, a little agility training,
a little speed, and maybe some armed expertise,
see if we can change you into a kind of soldier.
How?
- Cool. - That's cool, let's do it.
That's cool, man, let's do it... Sir!
Okay, let's go here.
Ready, sir.
Come on, come on!
Swing!
Aaaaah!
Why do you have this equipment ?!
Be a man!
Climb over the wall.
Aaaah!
Ugggh!
Climbing!
That's his enemy, Vincent. That is the bomber, kill it!
What?
Here we are Niger.
Niger runs across
the same space as Colombia, right there.
What would you do if they came after you?
That's not how to kill birds. What are you doing?!
The line decreases here like that.
Hey! That's where you will enter.
Right, and then if he comes here,
then he will go there.
- Right, here. - He is right there.
- Right. - You are looking for him.
But if he goes here...
Fast!
Yes! Whoo-hoo!
Yes!
Your ***!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
It is an honor for me go to fight with you.
You are my brothers.
And one of our brothers is held captive by poison
namely Cartel.
We have to save our friend.
We must bring him back to the nest.
Let's do it.
Hoo-yah!
Haaaa!
Well, brothers and sisters, let me take photos for posterity.
I just have to say one thing.
There is only one thing you must know
so as not to get killed in battle, OK?
And the rule is, you must never, I mean never...
Oh my God!
Woe!
Oh my God, I want to throw up!
Geez, this thing is chaotic.
We are not suitable for this, Vincent.
Never go there, friend. For this reason Jon trained us.
This is not like in movies that you often talk about.
This is not like we will appear,
and there will be a building with people dressed in suits with Uzi and things.
We will go in there and break the door in L.A style.
Why are you talking nonsense to yourself and me?
He is Special Forces, Marine Unity,
a madman, and he was killed by a ugly Mexican
in chicken lorries.
Dude, have you seen Breaking Bad?
Two ordinary people, right? Come on.
Then they become champions and start overcoming people.
That is exactly what we can do.
That's a TV show.
And it takes four seasons for them to become champions.
I've been screwed, bro, since we were kids.
I have never achieved anything that I planned,
and I know that, I always just say talk to people.
But now, if I can't return Kurt,
this is all my fault, friend, this is my chance.
This is your chance, friend. What is waiting for you if you go home?
Come on, friend, you look good. Look at you.
You hold a gun.
Okay, I'm listening to you, you know.
We do have weapons. Damn I have several grenades here.
That's what I... Do you know how to use these objects?
No, but I can shoot my head asshole from a distance.
What does he say?
I think he said we could lift the body now.
What do you mean? He won't go anywhere. We will bring him if we go home.
Think about it.
Let's go from here.
With their leaders who do not know fear they have now become victims of a collision,
Vincent and Chris continue their search to save Kurt.
I'm tired, friend. This must be the place.
Why don't you make a fire, and I will shoot a little food.
Dude, you really are a stupid ***.
Why don't you shoot a flare in the air so they come here and kill us?
- I don't understand - Garcia's house is up on the hill, stupid.
I don't know anything about this forest problem.
I refused to be a Scout.
- Fuck. - Reject?
Yes.
Why are you against American Scouts?
You better think about it.
All those old people bring his sons into the forest,
does not allow small girls to go...
Teach them "rigging" and become "coach."
Hmm-mm. Everything sounds like underground gay farm to me, I'm out.
That is the wisest word you say all this week.
- We have special sauces. - Urine.
Look at this.
Emits a little light on the subject.
- That will work, it will work. - Jackpot. Food.
That's what I mean.
Do you know? He has a fork.
- Thank you. - That's what I mean.
He may have died, but he, uh...
he is a decent dead person, leaving to his friends a few items.
- Listen, man, don't be stubborn. - What do you mean?
You're not talking about your wife leaving you
just once during this trip.
Come on. You want... Do you want me to hug you?
Do you want me... I will...
Do you see that?
You can put your head there.
This is a word with five letters, like ngese 'and defecation.
Just something you have to do.
I once fell in love.
Shoot him, shoot him! He is a zombie!
I remember it as if it was night.
He is the most beautiful girl in the world.
At that time in Vietnam.
And when we face each other's eyes...
that is love.
We will love each other forever.
Yes, of course, I only know him for 15 seconds.
He is my opponent in Russian roulette games.
He loses.
Aaaaah!
What is his name?
I will call him Biglet.
Biglet!
I tried to reinsert his brain into his head, but...
it doesn't always work.
Almost never.
You are dead.
He is right, you are dead.
I can't die.
You are dead. You were hit by a chicken lori.
Do you want to do business now?
OK, first I have to pee first.
When we approach the building,
we must approach from the east side.
There is a large stone. Good for shelter.
And, as I tried to say to you before I was hit by a chicken lori...
You hear that voice
Maybe it's a deer stepping on our land mine Señor Garcia, we all want the same thing.
But your new colleague is asking for things
that doesn't make sense.
Doesn't make sense?
Mr. Pomeroy just spent the last hour
explain the latest and the best option to cut our distribution losses up to 75%.
And you said that doesn't make sense.
Felix, your people are stupid.
Yes, they are our cowboys without class.
And your country kills our distribution
because you kill each other
like a group of gang members Compton who are uneducated.
No...
No, you don't have control of your people.
Your ignorance endangers us all and our money.
Señor Garcia, you don't know how difficult it is
to move products to Mexico now.
We have to open distribution channels using violence.
You want a bigger part so you stop selling your cocaine to us
and start hiring us to move it for you.
If you don't like the way do our business,
we can go home to buy your product wholesale.
That way you don't need to worry about the distribution.
Interesting, very interesting.
Felix Santos taught me how to manage my business.
You're Mexican.
You are only pawns in chess games.
The problem is that all of you want to be king.
This is your king. Don't forget who your king is.
Juanito.
You don't realize how important we are to... your "kingdom".
Without us, you will even fight
to deliver your product to the US.
And you, Mr. Pomeroy...
your 25747 proposal entered Canada
and then change the route to the southern states,
that... it's too expensive.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe we will lose less the product as a whole,
but we need more labor because of it.
But, Juan, you don't forget
that against three-headed monsters, namely the United States, is quite difficult.
If you choose not to respect me,
and our efforts,
You will add one more head to the monster.
King, learn to appreciate your pawns,
because they are the biggest army on the chessboard.
Luis, I think Mr. Santos and his bodyguards
has extended their welcome.
Let's just say it's OK.
Thank you.
Mr. Pomeroy, tomorrow morning we will go to Mexico City
to meet our new distribution.
Maria!
- Maria! - Kurt.
Look, uh...
- We will ride, want to come? - Horse? No, no.
Not at all.
Look, there's a problem. I, uh...
I just saw your father and Felix Santos, they were involved in the debate,
and I'm sure Diego is on the way to kill Santos and his people.
Did you not hear what I just said?
Yes, you digress about Santos or something.
- Do you not like me anymore? - I really like you.
I mean, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met.
It's just... these people, they kill each other
in everyday and... it's crazy.
You're so sweet when you're nervous.
Yeah, you...
Do you remember the two friends I told you about?
- Uh, Vincent and Christopher? - Friend of your america?
The Americans, those who go to the police station
and report to them about my loss because I'm here.
Uh, and I'm sure that Diego will kill them
or US will send someone here to find me.
However the results, it will result in bad for us.
My father will take care of them all.
You're safe here.
I don't want them to be taken care of, I want them to live, they are my friends!
You don't need them anymore.
You have a new family here.
Now, let's ride.
Uh... I have to change clothes. I will be right back.
I will kill him.
isn't it?
Oh, Blanca...
maybe.
Where do we go?
This object says north.
Be northwest there. Definitely there.
Hey, friend, look.
Moss grows on the north side of the trees.
Learned from Scouts.
Well, why aren't you looking for moss
on the north side of the trees and I will use technology,
and we meet there?
I will never find you.
Listen, friend, I somehow got a signal.
I can't get it in the middle of L.A.,
but I'm sure to get a signal here, I use this.
Without the knowledge of our heroes,
Colombian troops have deployed _ troops against the Cartel.
Gen. Chavez, Mexico Dominguez Cartel moves to attack the Juan Garcia Building
When?
They are advancing towards the building now
How credible is your source with this information?
He is a farmer near the Garcia building
Go and confirm to the farmer that he told the truth.
Go now
Ready General
Now is my chance to capture both of them.
Damn, damn, bad luck!
What, bastard midget?
I don't think there will be people suits and everything.
Who said they would go around in a suit?
You think of someone's work, he goes home, changes clothes,
and go, "free the next person who goes around in a suit and Uzi"?
You have a problem, man. You have a big problem.
It looks like there's a Scarface reunion up there.
We are not created for this kind of thing, I tell you.
I'm healthy, I'll leave here.
No, man.
Shut up.
That Mexican is cycling, with a box.
Let me see.
Let me see him.
This, hold this. Stay on target, friend.
- I trained with this weapon. - Shut up.
Just pull the trigger, this is a weapon.
Dor-dor, jerk.
Cursed.
Sell a box of oranges in a Cartel hut.
Give me the gun.
What is that?
- I don't know. - Pretend to die, pretend to be dead!
Pretend to die? Is this your great idea pretending to be dead?
I did not come here to do a Machiavelli.
- Shut up! - You mensch.
Mensch!
Just lie here.
- OK. - Fuck.
Like when we were trained, let's kill someone.
Someone must die with this weapon.
Where did he go?
They pull out the head. They pull out the head.
Hold the weapon.
We need extra brains.
Let's take his head. Maybe he can think of something better.
Dead people think better plans.
Just go, crawl, crawl! Hurry up!
Diego.
What?
What's wrong?
Vincent, Christopher!
You can be killed.
Hey! Maria!
Maria! Hi! I have to talk to him, wait a minute.
Maria... Gosh, you look amazing.
I like skin and Japanese anime.
That, um... It's a Mexican cartel.
They killed Diego. We have to leave here.
I know, that's why I prepared to get Santos alone.
Wait, sit down, sit down.
My friends are here, understand? You can come with us.
You, too. Or not.
- Your friends? - Yes, Vincent and Christopher?
They live, understand? Come with us, I will protect you.
You are a dirty American.
Do you think you can come here and take our business and home?
What? Not at all like that.
Yaaaa!
Kurt, come on!
Come on so we can get out of here soon!
Fast!
- Oh my God! - Bend your head.
Vincent, this is the craziest thing you've ever done to us!
Remove me from here!
Who is the crazy woman who shot us?
Oh, that's his daughter Juan Garcia.
We fall in love; we have the most incredible relationship.
Your mind is broken.
You fall in love with the biggest female here, just like in the village.
I think this is not the right place or time to discuss this.
Shut your mouth, someone must shoot him!
I love him. / Do you realize that he wants to kill us?
- He is just a little confused. - Then text him
and tell him to stop shoot at us!
I don't even have her number.
Chris, you said you could throw grenades like baseball, right?
Satchel Paige is a jerk.
Throw!
- Grenades? - This, Hold this.
Shut up, he won't pull the pin.
- Really? - Really.
You won't hurt him, right?
I will throw the female head and knock it down.
Look, I will create a diversion. Do you know what transfer is?
Yes, that's when someone does something crazy
so this jerk can throw the female.
Yes.
Aaaaaah!
Feel you, female!
- Oh! - Oh! Uh-huh!
- Oh, damn it! - What is that?
- Aaaah! - Duck down!
You just blew the girl up!
- That's Juan Garcia! - There he is?
- That's the person! - Money! Fast!
Road!
Wait for me!
I have a confirmation report about the battle in the Garcia Building.
There are at least 20 people
Ready to alert all members and helicopters This is not training! Fast!
Drop the weapon! Drop the gun!
Drop!
- Do you see that? - We don't...
- Cursed! - You're a murderer, you bastard.
Come on, let's go, go through here!
Damn, we become champions. This is great fun!
Hey, be careful with your weapon!
Fast!
Where do you want to go?
Maria!
Are you okay? - No, but throw another grenade!
Wake up!
Take this, Chris!
IBomba!
Stay here, lie down!
IBomba, Bomba!
Don't move, bastard, don't move!
Now, you can calm down, man. I think we caught it.
They succeed.
These three silly people... Uh, I mean hero...
Actually it has captured the most wanted criminal in the world.
I'm not even sure whether I still have anything left.
No, we killed all those bastards.
Maybe we should, uh contact the embassy.
Yes. Yes, now is the time.
I think you should contact an ambulance.
Hey, man, go up behind.
Wake up! Wake up, asshole, wake up!
- OK. - Did you hear what he said.
Where is Maria?
No! Back off!
- Where do I go? - You stand here.
- I got him. Enter - What are you doing?
Don't be a jerk towards me!
- Come on, come in. - Maria!
- What did you do to Mariaku? - Mariamu is dead!
"Anu" the female is in my pocket, I will use it later.
- Maria! - Sit!
So that's when Mr. Pomeroy decided to stay in Colombia
and now manages one of the most controversial drug _ cartels in history.
Yes, Cartel the Brighter Day
still producing and distributing cocaine but they do it with very different ways.
Most of the money is used to build better schools and housing
in Mexico and Colombia.
A logo for cartels, a new marketing department,
employee benefits...
makes this not your daily cartel.
The Brighter Day Cartel is estimated to be beyond
all other cartels in total income,
even though specific numbers will never be released to the public.
In divorce, we ask Kurt Pomeroy
why does he do what he does.
Finally I will say teler help others,
because the others are stagnant.
So that's how...
Look handsome with a mustache, right?
Yes, right, friend. I like it.
So, that's how it is.
One of the greatest stories ever told.
Yes, not really.
But I'm sure you will find some of the moral of this story
that you cannot live in your life, or part of that nonsense.
And if not, honestly, who cares?
Fazi is the latest leader
Taliban in Afghanistan and now number one in the list of the most searched US.
A prize of 10 million dollars has been offered for his arrest.
US officials say Fazi is considered very dangerous.
- What's wrong? - And now in other news...
Yo, did you hear this?
Yes, I heard it.
Do you think as I think?
I think you're crazy. You were shot!
- Who cares? We are still here. - Vincent!
That won't happen, friend.
Why don't you enjoy the money?
Are you not surrounded by some beautiful girls because of it?
That's why I don't want to do
what I think you're thinking about about what we do.
I will stay here with beautiful women.
I need a hard massage before the child this crazy comes with other ideas
I don't like.
I just ask you to think about it.
That's a lot of money.
♪ California
♪ Let's have a party
♪ Shake it down
♪ California
♪ Knows how to party
♪ In the city...
Ohh!
Chris!
Vincent!
Friends...
Gosh, God is mighty, I only step on land mines.
it doesn't kill me, coward.
Where do you go?
Abandon me?
God is mighty.
Ooh!
It's like...
I've been hit by Siberian Itch.
I got Siberian Itch.
In Saigon.
Pain is just that.
♪ Living life day by day
♪ Fell in love in less than a minute ♪
♪ Just one look...
Oh, if I were stuffed in some other clothes.
Tanjungpinang, June 15, 2017, Kakeksanjata
♪ Hey-ey
♪ I met you there
♪ On a dark and rainy night
♪ The air so thick
♪ You could cut it with a knife ♪
♪ We were bound for glory
♪ Took a gamble with our lives
♪ Through bamboo fields
♪ I ran with you
♪ We could've had it all
♪ Just to have it all fall
♪ You'd be lying in my arms
♪ Still lying on the floor
♪ My heart breaks...
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ By her own hand she let the bullet go ♪
♪ She never heard the words I said ♪
♪ Couldn't use my best lines
♪ Didn't have enough time
♪ She just blew up in my face
♪ The love we have left us wanting so much more ♪
♪ Now my blank pages, the story cut is so short ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ We could've had it all
♪ Just to have it all fall
♪ You'd be lying in my arms
♪ Still lying on the floor
♪ We could've had it all
♪ Just to have it all fall
♪ You'd be lying in my arms
♪ Still lying on the floor
♪ We could've had it all
♪ Just to have it all fall
♪ You'd be lying in my arms
♪ Still lying on the floor
♪ Aaaah...
♪ Whoo
♪ Still lying on the floor