1 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:14,112 2 00:01:14,114 --> 00:01:16,213 [cheering, applause] 3 00:01:16,215 --> 00:01:18,051 [Baines] Thank you! Thank you! 4 00:01:22,756 --> 00:01:24,625 Thank you. Thank you very much! 5 00:01:30,631 --> 00:01:32,630 Thank you very... 6 00:01:32,632 --> 00:01:35,235 Thank you, so incredibly grateful to be here. 7 00:01:36,769 --> 00:01:37,603 Thank you very much. 8 00:01:38,204 --> 00:01:41,273 [crowd chanting] Baines! Baines! Baines! 9 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:43,778 [rhythmic clapping] 10 00:01:48,549 --> 00:01:49,781 [Baines] God bless America! 11 00:01:49,783 --> 00:01:52,219 [crowd] Baines! Baines! Baines! 12 00:01:55,322 --> 00:01:57,955 Thank you very, very much! 13 00:01:57,957 --> 00:02:00,260 [Michael] History has proven that a great leader can change the world. 14 00:02:01,128 --> 00:02:02,963 For better or for worse. 15 00:02:04,263 --> 00:02:07,000 Once upon a time, in the not-too-distant future, 16 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,103 America was at war with itself. 17 00:02:10,804 --> 00:02:13,206 Our political parties had fallen into crisis. 18 00:02:13,941 --> 00:02:15,276 An identity crisis. 19 00:02:17,044 --> 00:02:18,546 And where there is war, 20 00:02:19,145 --> 00:02:20,247 there are soldiers. 21 00:02:23,616 --> 00:02:24,782 [man grunting] 22 00:02:24,784 --> 00:02:25,986 And where there are soldiers, 23 00:02:27,653 --> 00:02:28,889 there are casualties. 24 00:02:35,162 --> 00:02:37,629 Mary Maple was once the Magnolia Queen. 25 00:02:37,631 --> 00:02:38,966 Yes, it's me. 26 00:02:39,299 --> 00:02:42,267 Thirty years and 30 pounds ago. [laughs] 27 00:02:42,269 --> 00:02:44,001 - Michael. - Yes. 28 00:02:44,003 --> 00:02:45,939 Tell me about yourself, what's your background? 29 00:02:46,139 --> 00:02:47,275 Where'd you go to school? 30 00:02:47,841 --> 00:02:49,340 I graduated from GW. 31 00:02:49,342 --> 00:02:51,342 Hmm. What did you major in? 32 00:02:51,344 --> 00:02:53,881 Political Science with a minor in Journalism. 33 00:02:54,681 --> 00:02:55,582 What kind of grades? 34 00:02:56,216 --> 00:02:57,617 Graduated with honors. 35 00:02:57,850 --> 00:02:58,752 Cum laude. 36 00:02:59,019 --> 00:03:00,185 Cum laude. 37 00:03:00,187 --> 00:03:01,222 My goodness. 38 00:03:02,155 --> 00:03:04,191 - Sugar? - Oh, yes please. 39 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:06,156 [Michael] Mary Maple. 40 00:03:06,158 --> 00:03:07,995 A very good person to know in Washington. 41 00:03:08,829 --> 00:03:10,298 So, how can I help you, Michael? 42 00:03:11,764 --> 00:03:13,231 Well, it's pretty clear that Senator Baines 43 00:03:13,233 --> 00:03:14,634 is gonna run for president. 44 00:03:16,302 --> 00:03:18,639 If I can be anywhere near that, I mean... 45 00:03:20,907 --> 00:03:22,276 I could learn a lot from the man. 46 00:03:23,909 --> 00:03:25,947 Well, John is a good friend. 47 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:29,283 - Nothing is set in stone, of course. - No, no, of course. 48 00:03:29,782 --> 00:03:32,250 Rob Reynolds is unofficially running the campaign. 49 00:03:32,252 --> 00:03:34,886 I have heard of him, although I haven't made his acquaintance. 50 00:03:34,888 --> 00:03:37,024 Rob is also a good friend. 51 00:03:37,691 --> 00:03:38,693 He's the best at what he does. 52 00:03:38,959 --> 00:03:40,294 Yes, he is. 53 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:51,102 Consider yourself invited to the Maple Foundation event, 54 00:03:51,104 --> 00:03:54,809 where my good friend John Boland Baines is our guest speaker. 55 00:03:55,741 --> 00:03:58,812 I'll even introduce you to Rob Reynolds myself. 56 00:04:01,381 --> 00:04:03,818 I'd very much appreciate that, Mrs. Maple. 57 00:04:05,051 --> 00:04:06,287 Call me Mary. 58 00:04:07,753 --> 00:04:09,721 Oh! My goodness! 59 00:04:09,723 --> 00:04:12,056 Oh! My goodness! 60 00:04:12,058 --> 00:04:15,793 Oh! My! Oh, darlin'! Michael! 61 00:04:15,795 --> 00:04:17,796 Darlin', I need you... I need you... 62 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,199 I need you to stop for a minute. 63 00:04:20,966 --> 00:04:24,871 Oh. Oh. Oh. 64 00:04:26,807 --> 00:04:27,908 [Mary sighs] 65 00:04:31,444 --> 00:04:32,747 [sighs] 66 00:04:37,350 --> 00:04:38,919 - Hey. - What? 67 00:04:39,119 --> 00:04:41,385 Where'd you go? I'm in here. 68 00:04:41,387 --> 00:04:43,289 [chuckles] 69 00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:54,701 You know, I like you better without it. 70 00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:56,968 You mean you don't like my wig? 71 00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:58,372 No, no, no. I like your wig. 72 00:04:59,206 --> 00:05:00,374 I mean, here. 73 00:05:00,906 --> 00:05:01,975 Now. 74 00:05:05,045 --> 00:05:06,112 I like you like this. 75 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:09,817 [sighs] You do? 76 00:05:11,785 --> 00:05:14,786 Oh, sugar, you really are something. 77 00:05:14,788 --> 00:05:16,122 [both chuckling] 78 00:05:17,023 --> 00:05:18,522 [moaning] 79 00:05:18,524 --> 00:05:21,161 Oh! Oh! 80 00:05:22,161 --> 00:05:24,097 [moaning loudly] 81 00:05:31,904 --> 00:05:34,072 [Michael] A little over a year ago, at a lunch counter, 82 00:05:34,074 --> 00:05:36,173 my boss, Senator Lester Garret, 83 00:05:36,175 --> 00:05:38,012 told me he had a pain in his abdomen. 84 00:05:39,346 --> 00:05:42,716 Less than two months later, Lester died of pancreatic cancer. 85 00:05:43,983 --> 00:05:45,485 I'd been out of work ever since. 86 00:05:46,552 --> 00:05:48,021 I had to make something happen. 87 00:05:48,788 --> 00:05:51,324 I was on borrowed time in a borrowed SUV. 88 00:06:03,435 --> 00:06:04,871 That Judge Karl? 89 00:06:06,372 --> 00:06:07,474 How did you get this? 90 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:11,308 Callie, Judge Karl has a wife and kids. 91 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:12,810 Precisely. 92 00:06:12,812 --> 00:06:14,913 And he's been a judicial activist 93 00:06:14,915 --> 00:06:17,514 against same-sex marriage for his entire career. 94 00:06:17,516 --> 00:06:20,517 Some of his legal language was actually in DOMA, for Christ's sakes. 95 00:06:20,519 --> 00:06:24,154 I mean, he's a hypocrite of the highest order. 96 00:06:24,156 --> 00:06:26,926 [Michael] Callie and I met when we were both interning for Lester. 97 00:06:27,293 --> 00:06:29,896 Yeah, but, Callie... 98 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:32,132 wife and kids. 99 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,300 Yeah, you're right, I can't do that to the wife and kids. 100 00:06:36,302 --> 00:06:39,336 [Michael] She's my roommate and my best friend. But lately... 101 00:06:39,338 --> 00:06:40,240 I'll blackmail him. 102 00:06:41,608 --> 00:06:43,009 How much do you think we would get? 103 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:45,211 Not much, honestly. 104 00:06:45,911 --> 00:06:47,512 [scoffs] 105 00:06:47,514 --> 00:06:49,150 [Michael] She had quite a collection going. 106 00:06:50,483 --> 00:06:51,851 Most of those guys weren't exactly big players, though. 107 00:06:52,485 --> 00:06:53,888 The judge tape... 108 00:06:54,086 --> 00:06:55,389 This was different. 109 00:06:56,255 --> 00:06:58,992 You know, in this little box... 110 00:07:00,526 --> 00:07:02,159 is the real DC. 111 00:07:02,161 --> 00:07:03,560 Yeah, and it's going to stay in that box. 112 00:07:03,562 --> 00:07:04,865 For a rainy day. 113 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:06,500 Speaking of rainy days... 114 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:09,033 umm, how we doing on rent? 115 00:07:09,035 --> 00:07:11,071 [sighs] 'Cause, uh, that's a final notice. 116 00:07:11,403 --> 00:07:14,574 Yeah, we're probably going to have to bust out the umbrellas. 117 00:07:15,175 --> 00:07:16,110 Really? 118 00:07:18,345 --> 00:07:19,246 [clears throat] 119 00:07:19,913 --> 00:07:22,079 That was a gift from Tanya. 120 00:07:22,081 --> 00:07:24,182 Oh, how nice of her. 121 00:07:24,184 --> 00:07:25,617 Did you ever consider selling the coke? 122 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:28,485 Michael, I can't sell a gift. 123 00:07:28,487 --> 00:07:30,255 We have to pay rent. 124 00:07:30,257 --> 00:07:31,458 I know. 125 00:07:32,024 --> 00:07:35,862 [sighs] Whatever are we to do? 126 00:07:53,213 --> 00:07:55,015 [Michael] This is my friend Kevin Bidwell, 127 00:07:55,247 --> 00:07:58,082 noted political journalist for a noted political newspaper 128 00:07:58,084 --> 00:07:59,954 whose circulation was way down. 129 00:08:00,452 --> 00:08:01,485 Who you fuckin'? [laughs] 130 00:08:01,487 --> 00:08:03,521 [Michael] Kevin Bidwell, 131 00:08:03,523 --> 00:08:04,923 former college roommate who lived vicariously through me. 132 00:08:04,925 --> 00:08:07,093 I wanna work for John Baines. 133 00:08:08,194 --> 00:08:10,428 I want a rim job from Ann Coulter, 134 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:12,430 but that doesn't mean it's gonna happen. 135 00:08:12,432 --> 00:08:14,134 [Michael] It was like college had never ended for Kevin. 136 00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:16,433 All right, so what is it you actually want, Michael? 137 00:08:16,435 --> 00:08:17,904 I mean, let's say you... 138 00:08:18,103 --> 00:08:20,306 you get the job, and Baines became president? 139 00:08:21,173 --> 00:08:23,109 Where do you see yourself? Humor me. 140 00:08:23,543 --> 00:08:25,409 I see myself running for Congress. 141 00:08:25,411 --> 00:08:26,479 And I see myself winning. 142 00:08:27,279 --> 00:08:28,245 I'm officially humored. 143 00:08:28,247 --> 00:08:30,180 You think I'm kidding. 144 00:08:30,182 --> 00:08:32,418 Congress... I-- Are you even a resident of any state? 145 00:08:32,619 --> 00:08:34,584 Where's the Podunk town you come from? 146 00:08:34,586 --> 00:08:36,353 It's not about where I'm from, it's where I'm going. 147 00:08:36,355 --> 00:08:38,259 [laughing] 148 00:08:38,490 --> 00:08:40,193 That should be your campaign slogan. 149 00:08:40,994 --> 00:08:42,663 Rob Reynolds will never take you seriously. 150 00:08:43,495 --> 00:08:44,597 What if I told you... 151 00:08:45,731 --> 00:08:47,900 that Rob Reynolds is going to have to take me seriously. 152 00:08:51,971 --> 00:08:52,906 If it were me... 153 00:08:56,176 --> 00:08:58,245 I'd go to Reynolds like I'm doing him a favor. 154 00:08:59,379 --> 00:09:02,079 Give him what I have, protect my sources... 155 00:09:02,081 --> 00:09:03,516 Does Callie have anything to do with this? 156 00:09:05,217 --> 00:09:07,084 All right, two things, 157 00:09:07,086 --> 00:09:09,389 and I want you to listen to me, very carefully. 158 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:12,991 Do not let Reynolds know 159 00:09:12,993 --> 00:09:14,691 that you want to run for Congress, 160 00:09:14,693 --> 00:09:16,362 or anything else, for that matter. 161 00:09:17,397 --> 00:09:18,999 - And? - And... 162 00:09:19,599 --> 00:09:21,001 just be careful. 163 00:09:22,335 --> 00:09:24,204 These aren't Boy Scouts you're dealing with. 164 00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:35,313 [Michael] The Maple Foundation fundraiser. 165 00:09:35,315 --> 00:09:38,585 An annual event to raise money for Mary's various causes. 166 00:09:40,552 --> 00:09:44,055 In this case, the cause was the United Party. 167 00:09:44,057 --> 00:09:45,158 Excuse me, sir. 168 00:10:09,615 --> 00:10:11,284 [Michael] Rob Reynolds. 169 00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:13,651 A wunderkind who had gotten his first congressman elected 170 00:10:13,653 --> 00:10:15,221 before his 25th birthday. 171 00:10:18,124 --> 00:10:19,692 His tactics: questioned. 172 00:10:20,259 --> 00:10:22,096 His resolve: feared. 173 00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:30,501 Rob Reynolds had started a new party 174 00:10:30,503 --> 00:10:33,206 and Senator Baines was gonna be the face of it. 175 00:10:35,841 --> 00:10:39,109 This is not about this year, it's not about this election, 176 00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:41,278 - it's about the next elec... - Rob, darlin'. 177 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,548 Excuse me, gentlemen. 178 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:45,386 I wonder if you've met Michael Lawson. 179 00:10:45,751 --> 00:10:48,085 Michael is... Well, Michael... 180 00:10:48,087 --> 00:10:50,223 Uh, Michael would do anything to get onboard. 181 00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:53,523 Oh, yeah, well, good luck, Michael. 182 00:10:53,525 --> 00:10:55,228 Uh, Mary. 183 00:10:57,697 --> 00:11:01,668 [sighs] Don't worry, darlin', I'll work on him. 184 00:11:05,138 --> 00:11:07,206 [Michael] Well, Kevin had been right about one thing, 185 00:11:07,474 --> 00:11:09,343 Reynolds was never going to take me seriously. 186 00:11:09,775 --> 00:11:11,110 I had known that. 187 00:11:12,345 --> 00:11:14,148 But Mary had kept her promise and gotten me the introduction. 188 00:11:14,614 --> 00:11:15,749 The rest was up to me. 189 00:11:16,783 --> 00:11:19,749 Lydia Bowman. New Year's Eve a couple years ago. 190 00:11:19,751 --> 00:11:22,453 Senator Barr's party, you were Rob Reynolds's assistant. 191 00:11:22,455 --> 00:11:24,821 Executive assistant. Of course, of course. 192 00:11:24,823 --> 00:11:26,159 Michael. 193 00:11:26,493 --> 00:11:28,328 Lawson, yeah, I know. 194 00:11:28,861 --> 00:11:32,231 Lydia, I was wondering if maybe you... 195 00:11:32,565 --> 00:11:35,465 - Oh, Michael, I'm here with someone. - I know. 196 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:38,504 I was wondering if maybe you'd give this to Mr. Reynolds for me. 197 00:11:40,373 --> 00:11:42,408 Oh, I... I thought... 198 00:11:43,143 --> 00:11:45,278 - Now I'm embarrassed. - No, don't be. 199 00:11:46,312 --> 00:11:47,648 I knew you were here with someone. 200 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:50,083 My great misfortune. 201 00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:56,521 I'll give this to Rob. Thank you. 202 00:11:56,523 --> 00:11:58,625 - [applause] - [Mary] Ladies and gentlemen, 203 00:11:59,525 --> 00:12:01,194 my dear friends, 204 00:12:01,461 --> 00:12:03,831 I would like to welcome you to this party. 205 00:12:04,663 --> 00:12:09,436 And when I say this party, I am not just talking about this event, 206 00:12:09,869 --> 00:12:12,435 I am talking about a movement. 207 00:12:12,437 --> 00:12:14,441 [all] Yes! [cheering] 208 00:12:16,475 --> 00:12:21,679 Unlike that broken Grand Old Party... 209 00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:23,647 [audience laughing] 210 00:12:23,649 --> 00:12:25,849 ...this party is United. 211 00:12:25,851 --> 00:12:28,419 [man] Yeah! [cheering] 212 00:12:28,421 --> 00:12:30,456 Without further ado, 213 00:12:30,756 --> 00:12:34,327 I'm going to give you the man who's here to get this party started. 214 00:12:34,693 --> 00:12:40,263 From the great state of Texas, Senator John Boland Baines! 215 00:12:40,265 --> 00:12:42,135 [cheering] 216 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,750 Thank you! Thank you! 217 00:12:58,283 --> 00:13:00,287 Let's get right to it, shall we? 218 00:13:01,486 --> 00:13:02,355 What has happened to us? 219 00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:06,426 When did we become so angry? So divided? 220 00:13:06,725 --> 00:13:09,395 [Baines] Why has the voice of compromise become silent? 221 00:13:11,831 --> 00:13:13,667 Don't let anyone in until the speech ends. 222 00:13:16,769 --> 00:13:19,302 What does this mean? I wanted your attention. 223 00:13:19,304 --> 00:13:20,274 You have it. 224 00:13:21,274 --> 00:13:23,907 Yes, okay, I'm, uh... I'm... 225 00:13:23,909 --> 00:13:26,579 [Baines] ...run by extortionists. 226 00:13:33,485 --> 00:13:35,621 We can unite behind being... [audio muffles] 227 00:13:37,356 --> 00:13:38,759 I'm in possession of a thumb drive. 228 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:42,895 On this drive is a video of a certain prominent judge. 229 00:13:43,395 --> 00:13:45,463 Very close friend of the Senator's 230 00:13:45,465 --> 00:13:46,833 and likely to end up on your short list for the Supreme Court. 231 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,403 In the video, this judge is... 232 00:13:51,638 --> 00:13:52,670 How do I put this? 233 00:13:52,672 --> 00:13:54,740 In plain English, please. 234 00:13:57,476 --> 00:13:58,978 He's blowing a guy in a bathroom stall. 235 00:14:02,715 --> 00:14:06,483 [Baines] We can do it, we can be united! 236 00:14:06,485 --> 00:14:07,788 [audience cheering] 237 00:14:08,921 --> 00:14:11,821 We have people who want to overthrow the government. 238 00:14:11,823 --> 00:14:14,995 People who want to secede from the Union because things haven't gone their way. 239 00:14:15,595 --> 00:14:17,795 - Well, that's just not American. - [audience members] No. 240 00:14:17,797 --> 00:14:20,567 United we stand and divided... 241 00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:24,868 we have failed. 242 00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:26,840 Do you know how Bobby Kennedy was assassinated? 243 00:14:30,909 --> 00:14:33,279 It was in a kitchen. A lot like this one. 244 00:14:35,447 --> 00:14:37,850 A little nothing changed history. 245 00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:39,620 A lot can be learned from that. 246 00:14:40,052 --> 00:14:41,922 The United Party. 247 00:14:43,556 --> 00:14:44,958 Sounds nice, doesn't it? 248 00:14:48,927 --> 00:14:49,895 What do you want? 249 00:14:51,364 --> 00:14:52,365 I want a job. 250 00:14:52,999 --> 00:14:53,933 Sir. 251 00:14:57,736 --> 00:14:59,972 - Look, I'm not asking you to... - Shh, shh, shh. 252 00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:02,942 [Baines] We're not determined to tear down the machinery. 253 00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:05,910 We believe that the interests of the individual 254 00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:08,749 should be left to the people involved, not the government! 255 00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:13,286 What if I told you I won't give you a job? 256 00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:14,855 Hmm? What do you do then? 257 00:15:16,688 --> 00:15:18,024 I hand the drive over to you. 258 00:15:19,392 --> 00:15:20,458 As a friend. 259 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:21,528 A friend of mine? 260 00:15:24,062 --> 00:15:25,396 A friend of the party. 261 00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:27,964 [audience cheering] 262 00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:30,600 [Baines] We believe in a free market, 263 00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:33,671 but be prepared to act when it fails, 264 00:15:33,673 --> 00:15:35,473 or when it is abused. 265 00:15:35,475 --> 00:15:38,575 I believe that we can be against needless regulations 266 00:15:38,577 --> 00:15:43,049 and yet not deny that our planet is warming and we must act. 267 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:46,150 I believe that we can be pro-business 268 00:15:46,152 --> 00:15:48,651 and still not be held captive by the vested interests 269 00:15:48,653 --> 00:15:50,590 of billionaires and corporations. 270 00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:54,328 Welcome to the show, Michael. 271 00:15:55,727 --> 00:15:57,863 We can be united! 272 00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:03,769 United Party! 273 00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:06,840 [crowd] Baines! Baines! Baines! 274 00:16:07,807 --> 00:16:09,810 Thank you. Excuse me... Rob. 275 00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:13,844 What'd you think of the speech? 276 00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:15,912 Very moving, sir, very presidential. 277 00:16:15,914 --> 00:16:17,915 Let's hope it goes as well when we make it official, huh? 278 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:19,386 Of course you will. 279 00:16:19,684 --> 00:16:22,355 I have good news, Darcy's comin' home. 280 00:16:23,623 --> 00:16:26,022 We'll have to throw a grand ol' welcome home party for her, won't we? 281 00:16:26,024 --> 00:16:27,757 Yes, we will. Yes, we will. 282 00:16:27,759 --> 00:16:28,995 Who is this? 283 00:16:29,629 --> 00:16:33,700 Oh, uh, Senator, this is Michael Lawson. 284 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:35,435 He's gonna be working for us. 285 00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:37,104 Fantastic! 286 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:39,703 Well, welcome aboard, Michael. Thank you, sir. 287 00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:40,970 You're a good-looking kid, you know that? 288 00:16:40,972 --> 00:16:42,475 [chuckles] Thank you, sir. 289 00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:43,909 Isn't he? 290 00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:45,444 Isn't he, Judith? 291 00:16:46,645 --> 00:16:47,747 Uh, isn't who what? 292 00:16:48,047 --> 00:16:49,747 Darling, I was just saying, 293 00:16:49,749 --> 00:16:51,015 Michael Lawson here is coming to work for us. 294 00:16:51,017 --> 00:16:53,086 I said he was a good-looking young man. 295 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,022 - Don't you think? - Yes. 296 00:16:57,123 --> 00:16:59,526 And that is so important in a campaign. 297 00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:05,094 I'm glad you're with us, 298 00:17:05,096 --> 00:17:06,700 this campaign needs youth. 299 00:17:06,999 --> 00:17:08,067 Thank you, sir. 300 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:11,771 Excuse me. Vonetta! 301 00:17:15,007 --> 00:17:16,643 Senator Baines. 302 00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,913 You were smart with me today. 303 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:23,048 Keep it up. 304 00:17:25,484 --> 00:17:26,852 I want that flash drive. 305 00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:36,863 [Michael] At times, life can be grand. 306 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,145 [blowing] 307 00:18:00,219 --> 00:18:01,587 [exhales] 308 00:18:05,557 --> 00:18:07,193 [indistinct] 309 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:10,661 [Michael] I had convinced myself that what I was about to do 310 00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:12,466 was the best thing for both of us. 311 00:18:14,799 --> 00:18:17,604 [hip-hop music playing, on headphones] [man rapping] 312 00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:25,676 Well, if it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, 313 00:18:25,678 --> 00:18:29,015 it's probably a judge blowing a guy in the bathroom stall. [chuckles] 314 00:18:29,248 --> 00:18:31,183 - It's the only copy, I wiped it... - What? 315 00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:32,885 It's the only copy. 316 00:18:33,184 --> 00:18:35,286 I wiped the computer and the original sources... 317 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,921 How do I know it's not out there floating in the cloud somewhere 318 00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:39,556 just waiting to be downloaded? 319 00:18:39,558 --> 00:18:41,292 You don't. You just gotta trust me. 320 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,629 But I don't trust anyone. 321 00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:58,845 - I don't follow. - There's nothing to follow. 322 00:19:00,246 --> 00:19:02,278 The senator's daughter coming into town, 323 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,748 I'm gonna need you to go on over there and help out Judith. 324 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,951 Yeah, sure, absolutely. Uh, anything to help out. 325 00:19:07,953 --> 00:19:10,856 Hey, is Callie Roland looking for a job? 326 00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:13,026 Find out. 327 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,292 We'll pay her, she'll continue to do what she does best, 328 00:19:15,294 --> 00:19:16,863 destroy bad people. 329 00:19:17,096 --> 00:19:18,230 Everybody wins. 330 00:19:19,432 --> 00:19:21,535 - [phone rings -And I paid your next six months' rent. 331 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,634 - Oh, I didn't ask you to... - Forget it. It's done. 332 00:19:24,636 --> 00:19:26,005 Go talk to Lydia, I need to grab this. 333 00:19:26,739 --> 00:19:28,905 Hey, hey! Mad Cash! 334 00:19:28,907 --> 00:19:30,943 I was just listening to your latest hit. 335 00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:32,809 Oh, man, it's a smash. 336 00:19:32,811 --> 00:19:35,247 [hip-hop song playing] [man rapping] 337 00:19:40,786 --> 00:19:44,622 [Michael] Wallace Pellum, aka Mad Cash, was a high school dropout 338 00:19:44,624 --> 00:19:48,225 who parlayed early hip-hop success with mass crossover appeal. 339 00:19:48,227 --> 00:19:50,960 By the age of 30, 340 00:19:50,962 --> 00:19:52,830 the dapper entrepreneur was rumored to be worth close to a billion dollars. 341 00:19:52,832 --> 00:19:54,765 So why should I want to get the vote out for your candidate? 342 00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:56,933 [Michael] Rob Reynolds had plans for this new party. 343 00:19:56,935 --> 00:19:59,670 And in his mind, Mad Cash would play a big part in it. 344 00:19:59,672 --> 00:20:00,837 You going to church tomorrow? 345 00:20:00,839 --> 00:20:01,707 Yes, I am. 346 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,144 You know I believe in God. Well, so am I. 347 00:20:04,676 --> 00:20:06,812 Tomorrow could be the revolution, Wallace. 348 00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:11,347 I mean, we have the real party, this time we get it right. 349 00:20:11,349 --> 00:20:13,185 And the Latino vote too. 350 00:20:13,786 --> 00:20:15,285 Good, my babies are half Latino. 351 00:20:15,287 --> 00:20:16,855 Exactly! You see? 352 00:20:17,189 --> 00:20:18,721 We're aligned. 353 00:20:18,723 --> 00:20:21,392 Me, you, Baines, and the United Part 354 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,195 are gonna take back the right. 355 00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:25,065 Yeah, well... 356 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:28,200 we may have your values, 357 00:20:29,201 --> 00:20:30,804 but we still just niggers to you. 358 00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:35,909 Well, you have to find your place in the party. 359 00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:38,678 And you might as well be sitting with the big boys. 360 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:42,648 True that, my brother. 361 00:20:43,148 --> 00:20:44,116 True that. 362 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,019 [Michael] Tanya and Callie were... 363 00:20:50,021 --> 00:20:51,822 Oh, let's just say they were tight. 364 00:20:51,824 --> 00:20:53,190 Really? No one's gonna sit up front with me? 365 00:20:53,192 --> 00:20:54,294 Let's just hit the road, Jack. 366 00:20:54,693 --> 00:20:56,959 Ooh! You looking real good, Mike. 367 00:20:56,961 --> 00:20:58,163 Thank you, Tanya. 368 00:20:58,897 --> 00:21:00,698 [Tanya] You want a bump? A bump? 369 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,966 - Yes! - No, no, I'm all right. 370 00:21:02,968 --> 00:21:05,268 [Michael] Tanya had come to DC from Pennsylvania. 371 00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:07,807 [sniffs] She wanted to be a serious television journalist. 372 00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:09,209 So far, it hadn't worked out. 373 00:21:09,474 --> 00:21:11,110 Hey, Tanya... [Callie] No! 374 00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:13,744 - You can't borrow the SUV again... - Yes. 375 00:21:13,746 --> 00:21:16,447 You can borrow my SUV for as long as you want, baby! 376 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:18,114 Thank you, Tanya. [Callie] Why are you so nice? 377 00:21:18,116 --> 00:21:19,749 'Cause I love him. 378 00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:20,886 No, you don't. I do. 379 00:21:21,988 --> 00:21:25,225 [Michael] Like I said, they were... tight. 380 00:21:33,798 --> 00:21:37,369 [Judith] I like the cut glass, but I don't care for anything iridescent. 381 00:21:37,936 --> 00:21:39,104 Okay, then. Yeah. 382 00:21:40,338 --> 00:21:42,274 And then, um, cut glass. 383 00:21:42,842 --> 00:21:44,341 And I like the silver, I don't want... 384 00:21:44,343 --> 00:21:46,211 [clears throat] Uh, Mrs. Baines. 385 00:21:47,378 --> 00:21:48,347 Hi. 386 00:21:49,481 --> 00:21:50,817 An SUV? 387 00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,186 I'll be inside. 388 00:21:55,721 --> 00:21:57,057 [Michael] Mrs. Baines was an environmentally conscious conservative. 389 00:21:58,758 --> 00:22:00,125 You really have to get rid of that. 390 00:22:00,492 --> 00:22:01,394 Sit down. 391 00:22:02,595 --> 00:22:06,028 Young man traveling around as a single passenger in an SUV, 392 00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:07,864 do you have any idea the carbon footprint... 393 00:22:07,866 --> 00:22:09,469 - You won't see it again. - Good. 394 00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:11,468 One of the things that bothers me the most 395 00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:13,906 about my husband and this campaign is that 396 00:22:14,306 --> 00:22:16,109 he'll no longer travel on a commercial airline. 397 00:22:16,307 --> 00:22:18,542 I mean, he's going to be traveling around on a private jet. 398 00:22:18,544 --> 00:22:20,878 Yeah, those small planes, they make me nervous too. 399 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,247 No, it's about the fuel consumption. 400 00:22:23,249 --> 00:22:25,181 Those things are the worst. 401 00:22:25,183 --> 00:22:27,250 Listen, you have to understand, this campaign is going to be 402 00:22:27,252 --> 00:22:29,318 a cross between the Reagan philosophy 403 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,088 and when Jimmy Carter had solar panels installed on the White House roof. 404 00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:33,524 They worked wonderfully. 405 00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:35,926 You're probably too young to remember any of this. 406 00:22:35,928 --> 00:22:38,796 Unfortunately, they were dismantled during the Reagan administration. 407 00:22:38,798 --> 00:22:42,134 It's the only blemish on an otherwise perfect presidency. 408 00:22:44,269 --> 00:22:45,238 So... 409 00:22:46,271 --> 00:22:48,307 Mary Maple tells me you have a beautiful cock. 410 00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:50,809 Oh... 411 00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:53,046 Sorry, what? 412 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,448 [sighs] Come with me. 413 00:22:57,082 --> 00:22:59,850 Oh! You should think about getting a Volt. 414 00:22:59,852 --> 00:23:01,250 Not only are they American-made, 415 00:23:01,252 --> 00:23:03,388 but they run on gas and electric. 416 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,787 [softly] Look at this. 417 00:23:50,336 --> 00:23:51,471 I can't do this. 418 00:23:52,538 --> 00:23:53,472 Really? 419 00:23:54,506 --> 00:23:56,509 I see evidence to the contrary. 420 00:23:58,210 --> 00:23:59,112 This is wrong. 421 00:23:59,345 --> 00:24:00,947 I don't feel right about this. 422 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,516 [sighs] You know how you got here. 423 00:24:06,184 --> 00:24:07,586 I know how you got here. 424 00:24:24,435 --> 00:24:25,571 Get up. 425 00:24:31,676 --> 00:24:33,512 What... what are you doing? 426 00:24:34,212 --> 00:24:36,883 [moaning] 427 00:24:54,566 --> 00:24:56,201 [moans] 428 00:24:59,438 --> 00:25:00,607 [moaning] 429 00:25:36,642 --> 00:25:37,576 Now you can. 430 00:25:47,385 --> 00:25:48,651 Excuse me? 431 00:25:48,653 --> 00:25:49,923 I'm working for Senator Baines. 432 00:25:51,123 --> 00:25:53,625 [laughing] 433 00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:55,459 Yeah, right. 434 00:25:55,461 --> 00:25:56,461 Yeah, no, I'm serious. 435 00:25:57,096 --> 00:25:58,364 [chuckles] Come on. 436 00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:00,430 - It just happened, Callie... - No. 437 00:26:00,432 --> 00:26:02,969 No, things like this don't just happen. 438 00:26:03,268 --> 00:26:05,401 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 439 00:26:05,403 --> 00:26:08,438 Why would they even hire you knowing your history, our politics? 440 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,007 It just doesn't... Yeah, well, 441 00:26:10,009 --> 00:26:12,174 that, uh, brings me to my other thing. 442 00:26:12,176 --> 00:26:13,545 - There's a second thing? - Yeah. 443 00:26:14,779 --> 00:26:16,214 I gave them the thumb drive. 444 00:26:17,648 --> 00:26:18,748 What thumb drive? 445 00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,153 The Judge Karl video. 446 00:26:20,451 --> 00:26:21,954 I gave it to Rob Reynolds. 447 00:26:22,387 --> 00:26:23,588 He's the one that offered me the job. 448 00:26:28,027 --> 00:26:29,328 Are you fucking kidding me? 449 00:26:30,695 --> 00:26:32,395 That was mine. 450 00:26:32,397 --> 00:26:34,398 - Well, okay, it was sort of yours. - No! 451 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,033 These are mine! 452 00:26:36,035 --> 00:26:37,437 Okay, Callie, well, I had to do something. 453 00:26:37,736 --> 00:26:40,303 I had to make a move because we were drowning, you know that. 454 00:26:40,305 --> 00:26:41,571 I mean, come on, look. 455 00:26:41,573 --> 00:26:43,039 I give the drive to Rob Reynolds, 456 00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:44,074 he pays our rent for the next six months. 457 00:26:44,076 --> 00:26:44,743 Look at this. 458 00:26:45,944 --> 00:26:47,646 That's more money than you've seen in your whole life. 459 00:26:48,847 --> 00:26:50,180 Plus the reality is, now that they've seen the video, 460 00:26:50,182 --> 00:26:52,748 no way Judge Karl's getting nominated for the Supreme Court, 461 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,217 so frankly, it's a win-win. 462 00:26:54,219 --> 00:26:55,151 Win-win? 463 00:26:55,153 --> 00:26:57,421 Michael, this is insane. 464 00:26:57,423 --> 00:27:00,356 Goddamn it, are you for real? The United Party? 465 00:27:00,358 --> 00:27:03,192 Okay, yes. But Baines is actually different. 466 00:27:03,194 --> 00:27:05,062 - He's a fascist. - Fa... [scoffs] 467 00:27:05,064 --> 00:27:06,395 Come on, Cal! What does that even mean? 468 00:27:06,397 --> 00:27:08,364 You know what it means! 469 00:27:08,366 --> 00:27:09,665 They'll sell guns to seven-year-olds, while they laugh 470 00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:11,535 as cops fucking kill people in the street! 471 00:27:11,537 --> 00:27:14,403 The want to de-unionize, deregulate the entire universe. 472 00:27:14,405 --> 00:27:16,506 They'll sell us food that they refuse to eat... Callie. 473 00:27:16,508 --> 00:27:19,209 They still are trying to overturn Roe v. Wade, for God's sakes! 474 00:27:19,211 --> 00:27:21,344 Callie! What? They're the personification of evil. 475 00:27:21,346 --> 00:27:24,213 And your good buddy Rob Reynolds is the devil himself. 476 00:27:24,215 --> 00:27:26,218 Michael, what the fuck were you thinking? 477 00:27:26,718 --> 00:27:28,054 They wanna hire you too. 478 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,535 So, what did he say about me? 479 00:27:45,537 --> 00:27:48,708 - [rock song playing] - [man singing] 480 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:53,445 [Michael] The Volt. It runs on gas and it runs on battery. 481 00:27:55,314 --> 00:27:57,150 This car was who I needed to be. 482 00:27:57,348 --> 00:27:59,149 You know, make my own environment safe, 483 00:27:59,151 --> 00:28:00,787 create as little pollution as possible. 484 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:07,059 [song continues] 485 00:28:23,174 --> 00:28:24,210 [moaning] 486 00:28:26,644 --> 00:28:29,548 [Michael] I was laying the groundwork for my own political career. 487 00:28:31,150 --> 00:28:33,449 Now, I know what you're thinking, 488 00:28:33,451 --> 00:28:35,454 but four years from now I could be Congressman Michael Lawson. 489 00:28:35,686 --> 00:28:37,622 Then I could really help the people who needed it. 490 00:28:39,191 --> 00:28:40,526 It was worth the risk. 491 00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:42,761 At least, that's what I told myself. 492 00:29:02,314 --> 00:29:04,450 You call that dressing inconspicuously? 493 00:29:05,517 --> 00:29:07,220 - What? - Drive. 494 00:29:13,291 --> 00:29:14,259 If you want a job... 495 00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:16,660 [sighs] What do you need done? 496 00:29:16,662 --> 00:29:18,764 - Martin Goodrich. - Hmm. 497 00:29:19,597 --> 00:29:21,631 [imitating Southern accent] Senator from the great state of Florida? 498 00:29:21,633 --> 00:29:23,536 Yep, that's right. 499 00:29:25,170 --> 00:29:26,536 [normal accent] You know, they actually like their Social Security down there, 500 00:29:26,538 --> 00:29:29,775 so, I bet he's gonna mop the floor with your guy on primary day, huh? 501 00:29:32,778 --> 00:29:34,844 - Goodrich is a pervert. - I bet. 502 00:29:34,846 --> 00:29:37,415 We hear he's into some pretty unsavory shit. 503 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:40,219 I heard the same, yeah. 504 00:29:40,519 --> 00:29:41,820 Can you get it on camera? 505 00:29:44,489 --> 00:29:46,826 Well... that depends. 506 00:29:50,596 --> 00:29:53,332 That's half. Make sure to pack your sunscreen. 507 00:29:57,568 --> 00:30:01,270 Fucking hate your politics, but... the money's not bad. 508 00:30:01,272 --> 00:30:02,174 [Rob] Pull over. 509 00:30:18,757 --> 00:30:23,962 [band playing "Hail to the Chief"] 510 00:30:29,835 --> 00:30:31,671 [continues] 511 00:30:32,471 --> 00:30:35,305 Please, please, not that song. Not today. 512 00:30:35,307 --> 00:30:36,706 [song ends] 513 00:30:36,708 --> 00:30:38,344 Today is about something different. 514 00:30:38,876 --> 00:30:42,280 Today is about friends, old and new, 515 00:30:42,513 --> 00:30:44,716 helping us to welcome home somebody very special. 516 00:30:45,284 --> 00:30:47,286 It's about the best daughter a man could want. 517 00:30:47,986 --> 00:30:50,323 My daughter, our daughter, 518 00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:54,423 Darcy Baines. Come on down, baby. 519 00:30:54,425 --> 00:30:56,561 [applause] [band playing] 520 00:31:02,534 --> 00:31:04,303 [applause quiets] 521 00:31:06,771 --> 00:31:07,772 [Baines] Have fun. 522 00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:12,945 Hi! You look amazing. 523 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:17,849 [inaudible] 524 00:31:19,050 --> 00:31:21,486 [singing traditional pop song] 525 00:31:29,027 --> 00:31:30,630 [lighter clinks, clicks] 526 00:31:31,329 --> 00:31:32,264 [Darcy] Don't do that. 527 00:31:36,968 --> 00:31:38,903 I had actually given it up the other day. 528 00:31:42,941 --> 00:31:44,009 Smoking? 529 00:31:45,743 --> 00:31:46,878 Maybe. 530 00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:50,449 I'm Darcy. 531 00:31:53,484 --> 00:31:55,487 [clears throat] Michael Lawson. I work for your father. 532 00:31:55,987 --> 00:31:56,956 So... 533 00:31:57,622 --> 00:31:58,990 what do you do for my father? 534 00:32:00,558 --> 00:32:02,360 Not sure, I just started. 535 00:32:03,362 --> 00:32:04,764 I... 536 00:32:05,063 --> 00:32:07,566 I think he'd make a great president, so I help out. 537 00:32:11,369 --> 00:32:12,070 Well... 538 00:32:13,971 --> 00:32:15,340 you're very... 539 00:32:17,041 --> 00:32:18,343 [exhales] 540 00:32:19,845 --> 00:32:20,880 Very what? 541 00:32:23,582 --> 00:32:24,517 I don't know. 542 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,786 [both chuckle] 543 00:32:31,556 --> 00:32:32,825 [lighter clinks, clicks] 544 00:32:38,028 --> 00:32:39,397 Better not let your mother see that. 545 00:32:39,631 --> 00:32:40,700 Yeah, my mother's dead. 546 00:32:42,701 --> 00:32:43,903 Sorry, I... I meant Judith. 547 00:32:44,568 --> 00:32:46,938 [chuckles] Yeah, I know what you meant. 548 00:32:48,507 --> 00:32:50,810 Anyway, everything always gets cleaned up around here, 549 00:32:51,675 --> 00:32:52,677 don't you know? 550 00:32:53,811 --> 00:32:54,746 Hmm. 551 00:32:57,516 --> 00:32:59,485 Hey, I have an idea. 552 00:33:04,823 --> 00:33:07,826 [band playing traditional pop] 553 00:33:30,882 --> 00:33:33,085 Jesus, she looks just like her. Who? 554 00:33:40,991 --> 00:33:43,826 Judith, I need to know that you two are gonna get along this time. 555 00:33:43,828 --> 00:33:44,797 Promise me? 556 00:33:45,830 --> 00:33:47,565 Well, of course I promise. 557 00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:50,566 Well, I'll leave you to it. 558 00:33:50,568 --> 00:33:52,835 That dinner with Senator Woodward... 559 00:33:52,837 --> 00:33:54,839 - Yeah? - Forget it. You don't need him. 560 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,039 He's a friend, Rob. 561 00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:59,477 I know, we'll reschedule, but something came up. 562 00:33:59,778 --> 00:34:02,714 What? Senator, you're flying home to Dallas. 563 00:34:04,082 --> 00:34:06,451 Gertie Hayden? Just got off the phone with her. 564 00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:09,621 - Our cash cow has finally come in. - It seems so. 565 00:34:10,088 --> 00:34:12,490 Well, let's hope she's ready to give forth generously. 566 00:34:13,925 --> 00:34:15,027 Are you coming? 567 00:34:16,027 --> 00:34:17,559 Don't think so, don't want to spoil the milk. 568 00:34:17,561 --> 00:34:19,229 You'll need someone with. 569 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:20,900 I'll call Billy, make sure he gets the somebody. 570 00:34:22,233 --> 00:34:23,201 Sounds good. 571 00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:33,778 So, how'd you like Europe? 572 00:34:35,847 --> 00:34:36,916 Liked leaving it. 573 00:34:37,215 --> 00:34:38,818 - Really? - Yeah. 574 00:34:40,251 --> 00:34:41,619 [scoffs] 575 00:34:44,054 --> 00:34:46,826 [Michael sighs] Okay. 576 00:34:49,027 --> 00:34:50,829 So, uh... 577 00:34:53,898 --> 00:34:54,799 So? 578 00:34:56,967 --> 00:34:58,903 - So, I give up. - Smoking? 579 00:34:59,103 --> 00:35:00,038 What? 580 00:35:03,974 --> 00:35:05,610 You're gonna give up smoking for me. 581 00:35:08,012 --> 00:35:08,980 I am. 582 00:35:10,949 --> 00:35:11,884 Yeah. 583 00:35:17,922 --> 00:35:19,791 You're gonna give up everything for me. 584 00:35:22,661 --> 00:35:23,695 Uh... 585 00:35:25,563 --> 00:35:26,565 Really. 586 00:35:30,101 --> 00:35:31,070 Course. 587 00:35:33,137 --> 00:35:34,038 Why? 588 00:35:35,106 --> 00:35:36,208 Because. 589 00:35:37,141 --> 00:35:38,109 Darcy. 590 00:35:39,911 --> 00:35:40,945 [whispers] Say it again. 591 00:35:42,213 --> 00:35:44,048 - Say what again? - My name. 592 00:35:45,016 --> 00:35:46,085 Say it again. 593 00:35:48,686 --> 00:35:51,022 I just started this job, Darcy. 594 00:35:52,690 --> 00:35:53,791 Say it again. 595 00:35:54,759 --> 00:35:55,760 [Rob] Darcy! 596 00:35:58,663 --> 00:35:59,831 Your father's looking for you. 597 00:36:15,847 --> 00:36:17,783 She's a little young for you, Michael. 598 00:36:25,724 --> 00:36:27,593 [Kevin] Poor little Rob Reynolds. 599 00:36:28,226 --> 00:36:30,695 Dog bites his face when he's seven years old. 600 00:36:31,295 --> 00:36:33,197 I can see him writing in his composition book, 601 00:36:33,697 --> 00:36:34,998 "What shall I become? 602 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,902 President of the United States." 603 00:36:37,902 --> 00:36:39,070 Probably broke his little heart. 604 00:36:40,170 --> 00:36:41,970 I bet the happiest day of his life 605 00:36:41,972 --> 00:36:43,708 was when he realized he could grow a beard. 606 00:36:44,409 --> 00:36:47,613 I mean, think about what that does to you. I mean, he's... 607 00:36:48,146 --> 00:36:49,682 He's a powerful guy. 608 00:36:51,050 --> 00:36:53,318 Hell, he might end up being one of the most powerful men in America. 609 00:36:54,284 --> 00:36:57,755 But he'll never be president. 610 00:37:01,893 --> 00:37:03,295 Almost makes you feel sorry for the guy. 611 00:37:04,161 --> 00:37:06,864 Don't. He probably bit the dog first. 612 00:37:07,731 --> 00:37:08,666 [chuckles] Hah, hah. 613 00:37:10,367 --> 00:37:13,802 [Kevin] Look who's come down from Mount Olympus to mingle with the unwashed masses. 614 00:37:13,804 --> 00:37:17,208 [Michael] Jerry Todd, the right hand of the left wing. 615 00:37:17,809 --> 00:37:19,979 He had already gotten the last two presidents elected. 616 00:37:24,949 --> 00:37:25,884 What? 617 00:37:27,786 --> 00:37:29,855 Usually, at this point, I ask you who you're fucking. 618 00:37:30,188 --> 00:37:32,691 No. No, no, no, that's usually the first thing you ask me. 619 00:37:37,394 --> 00:37:39,831 Tell me you're not fucking Judith Baines. 620 00:37:42,967 --> 00:37:43,969 [scoffs] 621 00:37:45,769 --> 00:37:47,239 I'm not fucking Judith Baines. 622 00:37:49,039 --> 00:37:50,175 Jesus, man. 623 00:37:51,342 --> 00:37:54,776 Good, because then you'd be as reckless as Callie, 624 00:37:54,778 --> 00:37:56,215 and I know you're not that stupid, right? 625 00:37:57,849 --> 00:37:59,051 I'm not crazy. 626 00:38:00,050 --> 00:38:01,420 [cell phone ringing] 627 00:38:05,289 --> 00:38:06,291 Yeah? 628 00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:08,393 Yeah. 629 00:38:09,327 --> 00:38:10,295 Absolutely. 630 00:38:11,195 --> 00:38:13,699 Yeah, absolutely, I'll... I'll be there. 631 00:38:15,766 --> 00:38:16,534 Okay. 632 00:38:17,969 --> 00:38:19,672 I'm flying with Baines to Dallas. 633 00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:22,941 Dallas? 634 00:38:24,409 --> 00:38:25,943 Nothing bad ever happened there. 635 00:38:27,112 --> 00:38:28,213 I have to take a piss. 636 00:38:39,824 --> 00:38:41,389 [Michael] I had heard Jerry Todd was looking 637 00:38:41,391 --> 00:38:43,361 for someone inside the Baines campaign. 638 00:38:43,862 --> 00:38:45,898 - [man] How's it hangin'? - You had to hand it to him, 639 00:38:46,197 --> 00:38:48,865 he had a way of catching you at your most vulnerable. 640 00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:50,402 Look, you hang to the left. 641 00:38:51,802 --> 00:38:53,771 You worked for Lester Garret, didn't you? 642 00:38:55,773 --> 00:39:00,011 So, what do you think you could do for me if I were to hire you? 643 00:39:03,081 --> 00:39:04,216 Well, Jerry... 644 00:39:06,918 --> 00:39:09,488 I've actually been leaning a little more to the right recently. 645 00:39:10,521 --> 00:39:12,190 But it's been nice hanging with you. 646 00:39:12,791 --> 00:39:14,927 Well, let me know if you ever change your mind. 647 00:39:26,838 --> 00:39:27,940 Good morning. 648 00:39:32,342 --> 00:39:34,413 Did you enjoy yourself at your party? 649 00:39:35,246 --> 00:39:36,148 Yeah. 650 00:39:37,047 --> 00:39:38,049 Good. 651 00:39:39,117 --> 00:39:42,387 I noticed that you were dancing with Michael Lawson. 652 00:39:44,088 --> 00:39:45,923 Darcy, now that your father's... 653 00:39:46,925 --> 00:39:48,393 Well, we need to be careful. 654 00:39:49,327 --> 00:39:50,329 "Careful." 655 00:39:51,461 --> 00:39:52,630 "We." 656 00:39:53,431 --> 00:39:55,530 You need to be careful about who you're seen... 657 00:39:55,532 --> 00:39:56,534 Touching? 658 00:39:57,135 --> 00:39:58,237 You know what I mean. 659 00:40:00,405 --> 00:40:02,007 Is this coming from my father? 660 00:40:03,340 --> 00:40:05,210 Mmm... 661 00:40:05,409 --> 00:40:07,378 Anything regarding the campaign is coming from the both of us. 662 00:40:10,581 --> 00:40:12,150 We were just dancing. 663 00:40:16,954 --> 00:40:18,456 All right. [clears throat] 664 00:40:19,489 --> 00:40:21,425 Um... Enjoy your breakfast. 665 00:40:29,934 --> 00:40:32,568 [interviewer] Senator, you've been recently criticized by the NAACP 666 00:40:32,570 --> 00:40:34,970 for your advocacy of racial profiling, 667 00:40:34,972 --> 00:40:38,177 yet you claim that you yourself have never been racially profiled. 668 00:40:38,376 --> 00:40:40,642 [Vonetta] No, not that I remember. 669 00:40:40,644 --> 00:40:44,382 - Yet, rap mogul Mad Cash... - Yes. I heard what he had to say. 670 00:40:44,615 --> 00:40:46,949 Calling me a female Uncle Tom. 671 00:40:46,951 --> 00:40:49,454 He is the real problem in this country today, 672 00:40:49,653 --> 00:40:52,255 superficial and materialistic. 673 00:40:52,257 --> 00:40:54,990 If Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were alive, 674 00:40:54,992 --> 00:40:57,325 he would be far more upset with the way 675 00:40:57,327 --> 00:41:00,532 young African-American men dress and act. 676 00:41:01,132 --> 00:41:03,034 Dr. King was a rebel. 677 00:41:03,367 --> 00:41:04,566 - Mad Cash is a... - [TV clicks off] 678 00:41:04,568 --> 00:41:05,871 John, 679 00:41:06,938 --> 00:41:09,237 you cannot have Vonetta Calhoun stand next to you 680 00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:10,673 when you announce your candidacy. 681 00:41:10,675 --> 00:41:13,144 - I can't? - She will hurt you 682 00:41:13,478 --> 00:41:16,012 more than she will help you with the black vote. 683 00:41:16,014 --> 00:41:17,182 African-American. 684 00:41:17,414 --> 00:41:19,217 African-American, yes. 685 00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:23,020 I see her down the line as a possible running mate. 686 00:41:24,389 --> 00:41:26,124 That would be crazy, John. 687 00:41:27,391 --> 00:41:28,426 Senator. 688 00:41:30,094 --> 00:41:31,463 What's your real problem, Rob? 689 00:41:32,030 --> 00:41:33,999 That she criticized your rap star buddy? 690 00:41:36,266 --> 00:41:38,169 Senator, sir, 691 00:41:38,603 --> 00:41:41,237 my rap star buddy can walk into any neighborhood... 692 00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,606 Caucasian, African-American, Latino... 693 00:41:43,608 --> 00:41:47,043 and not only register votes, but get you votes. 694 00:41:47,045 --> 00:41:51,083 He's a cultural icon and a social media phenomenon. 695 00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:55,153 My rap star buddy... is a billionaire. 696 00:42:00,525 --> 00:42:03,896 I want Vonetta Calhoun standing next to me when I announce. 697 00:42:08,099 --> 00:42:09,434 And where do you want Judith? 698 00:42:26,985 --> 00:42:28,687 So, I understand you worked with Lester Garret. 699 00:42:29,519 --> 00:42:32,722 Oh, yes, sir, I interned for him after I graduated from GW. 700 00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:35,027 That turned into a full-time position, but... 701 00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:37,362 Well, you know what happened. 702 00:42:39,063 --> 00:42:39,864 Ol' Lester. 703 00:42:41,398 --> 00:42:42,733 I'll say this about Lester Garret... 704 00:42:44,168 --> 00:42:46,972 he went to bed at the end of the day believing his own bullshit. 705 00:42:47,672 --> 00:42:49,541 And I mean that in a positive way. 706 00:42:50,307 --> 00:42:52,076 Yes, sir. Can I freshen you up? 707 00:42:52,342 --> 00:42:54,478 Oh, no thank you, I'm still working on this one, sir. 708 00:42:55,646 --> 00:42:58,016 Michael, call me John. 709 00:42:58,382 --> 00:42:59,283 Sure. 710 00:43:00,550 --> 00:43:04,556 I had a tendency to overindulge, so... 711 00:43:05,188 --> 00:43:06,287 It's in the genes. 712 00:43:06,289 --> 00:43:08,190 Is that so? 713 00:43:08,192 --> 00:43:10,628 My father, he did a lot of damage to his liver, to his family. 714 00:43:11,695 --> 00:43:13,329 Were you close with your dad? 715 00:43:13,331 --> 00:43:15,300 No, no, he wasn't around much. 716 00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:17,402 How 'bout your mom? 717 00:43:19,804 --> 00:43:21,740 I had an aunt, her sister. 718 00:43:22,773 --> 00:43:24,108 She was, uh... 719 00:43:26,110 --> 00:43:27,179 kind to me. 720 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:34,215 Can't pick your family, sir. 721 00:43:34,217 --> 00:43:36,519 [chuckles] Least not the first time around. 722 00:43:36,521 --> 00:43:37,756 [chuckles] 723 00:43:38,422 --> 00:43:40,091 Nothing harder than family. 724 00:43:40,791 --> 00:43:42,293 Nothing more important either. 725 00:43:44,628 --> 00:43:46,030 Family, yes, sir. 726 00:43:46,797 --> 00:43:50,101 - And, Michael, call me John. - Right, yes. 727 00:43:51,768 --> 00:43:54,572 - [pop song playing] - [woman singing] 728 00:43:56,773 --> 00:43:59,010 [woman rapping] 729 00:44:08,219 --> 00:44:09,688 Who's your lady friend over there? 730 00:44:10,822 --> 00:44:12,289 Tanya is her name. 731 00:44:12,789 --> 00:44:14,692 And I have yet to see her naked. 732 00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:16,360 You want that? 733 00:44:19,230 --> 00:44:20,231 Yeah, you want that. 734 00:44:23,768 --> 00:44:25,070 Tanya. 735 00:44:26,771 --> 00:44:27,702 Come here. 736 00:44:27,704 --> 00:44:30,074 [song continues] 737 00:44:35,847 --> 00:44:37,082 [inaudible] 738 00:44:44,222 --> 00:44:46,091 I wanna know more about your friend here. 739 00:44:52,463 --> 00:44:53,498 Rob. 740 00:44:54,798 --> 00:44:55,699 Tanya. 741 00:44:57,135 --> 00:44:57,867 [Tanya] How are you? 742 00:44:57,869 --> 00:45:00,172 [song ends] 743 00:45:01,672 --> 00:45:05,141 [Darcy] Oh, yeah, I think I saw... [Baines] You did, huh? 744 00:45:05,143 --> 00:45:07,175 That's what comes with running a ranch. 745 00:45:07,177 --> 00:45:08,579 - Okay. - I guess. 746 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,182 - Hey, morning. - [Baines] Morning. 747 00:45:13,184 --> 00:45:14,786 [Darcy] You like eggs? Yeah, thank you. 748 00:45:15,353 --> 00:45:16,387 Good. 749 00:45:16,586 --> 00:45:17,621 Then sit. 750 00:45:18,356 --> 00:45:20,225 You remember my daughter, Darcy? 751 00:45:20,557 --> 00:45:21,425 [Michael] I do. 752 00:45:22,626 --> 00:45:24,596 Did I not tell you she was going to be here? 753 00:45:25,429 --> 00:45:26,762 You did not. 754 00:45:26,764 --> 00:45:29,668 That's because my father always wanted a son. 755 00:45:30,268 --> 00:45:31,202 That's not true. 756 00:45:31,668 --> 00:45:32,871 I wanted two sons. [chuckles] 757 00:45:34,539 --> 00:45:36,408 - Don't burn the eggs. - [laughs] 758 00:45:40,710 --> 00:45:42,279 It's not gonna pour itself. 759 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,048 Huh? 760 00:45:44,681 --> 00:45:46,682 You look like you could use some. 761 00:45:46,684 --> 00:45:47,786 Oh. Thank you. 762 00:45:52,889 --> 00:45:56,293 [Baines] So, Vonetta Calhoun. 763 00:45:56,893 --> 00:45:58,961 - Senator from Virginia. - Yeah. 764 00:45:58,963 --> 00:46:00,362 Did you see that clip? 765 00:46:00,364 --> 00:46:01,599 The racial profiling thing? 766 00:46:02,199 --> 00:46:03,432 Yeah, I did. 767 00:46:03,434 --> 00:46:04,436 What'd you think? 768 00:46:05,436 --> 00:46:07,469 Honestly, I think the racial profiling issue 769 00:46:07,471 --> 00:46:09,141 is a lot more complicated than the people are willing to admit. 770 00:46:09,340 --> 00:46:10,606 I know that. 771 00:46:10,608 --> 00:46:11,810 What do you think of her? 772 00:46:14,844 --> 00:46:17,313 The people she's talking about 773 00:46:17,315 --> 00:46:19,583 are way more interested in assimilation and survival than anything else. 774 00:46:21,619 --> 00:46:24,689 Like, you can't attract young voters by attacking the way they dress. 775 00:46:32,396 --> 00:46:34,365 - So precious. - Hi. 776 00:46:38,735 --> 00:46:40,638 [man] You only get two tries for free. 777 00:46:42,706 --> 00:46:46,411 [Michael] Gertie Hayden, the cash cow, was old Texas oil. 778 00:46:46,677 --> 00:46:49,181 She had already bankrolled one ex-president. 779 00:46:54,318 --> 00:46:56,254 I don't trust a man who don't drink. 780 00:46:59,789 --> 00:47:00,791 Yeah. 781 00:47:02,793 --> 00:47:03,762 Okay. 782 00:47:08,932 --> 00:47:10,766 You sure are pretty to look at. 783 00:47:10,768 --> 00:47:12,603 - [chuckles] - [laughs] 784 00:47:13,536 --> 00:47:16,674 - Now, that Reynolds boy, Ron Reynolds. - Rob. 785 00:47:17,742 --> 00:47:19,911 Rob, Ron, whatever the hell his name is. 786 00:47:20,978 --> 00:47:23,447 That boy gives me the heebie-jeebies, you know what I mean? 787 00:47:24,282 --> 00:47:25,784 I believe in John. 788 00:47:26,050 --> 00:47:28,687 He's a hell of a man and that's why I'm gonna back him. 789 00:47:30,454 --> 00:47:33,988 Can't stand that wife, though. [sighs] 790 00:47:33,990 --> 00:47:35,893 Now, she is a terrific kid. 791 00:47:37,295 --> 00:47:40,331 When her mama died, John didn't know what to do. 792 00:47:40,864 --> 00:47:42,563 That little girl, as a seven-year-old, 793 00:47:42,565 --> 00:47:44,365 had more to do with bringing John back 794 00:47:44,367 --> 00:47:46,237 than anything that bitch has ever done. 795 00:47:47,304 --> 00:47:49,537 First thing Judith did after they got married 796 00:47:49,539 --> 00:47:52,344 was to send Darcy away to a private school in New England. 797 00:47:53,411 --> 00:47:55,547 [sighs] Don't get me wrong, 798 00:47:55,846 --> 00:47:57,983 Judith has helped his political career, all right. 799 00:47:58,516 --> 00:48:00,719 But with that little girl away from him, 800 00:48:01,452 --> 00:48:03,588 that just about broke John's heart. 801 00:48:04,422 --> 00:48:05,557 Is that right? 802 00:48:12,429 --> 00:48:15,963 I am so glad John decided to unite us on this trip. 803 00:48:15,965 --> 00:48:17,534 [laughs] 804 00:48:17,867 --> 00:48:18,902 [Baines] Come on. 805 00:48:24,708 --> 00:48:30,646 [Rob] And this is the answer to the post-neocon Tea Party movements 806 00:48:30,648 --> 00:48:31,947 that have hijacked the Republican... 807 00:48:31,949 --> 00:48:34,416 [Michael] Back in the capital, 808 00:48:34,418 --> 00:48:36,552 Tanya had agreed to have dinner with Rob Reynolds as a favor to Mad Cash. 809 00:48:36,554 --> 00:48:41,590 ...family values, fiscal responsibility, and my baby. 810 00:48:41,592 --> 00:48:44,059 I'm calling all the shots, and once we get to the White House... 811 00:48:44,061 --> 00:48:46,298 Mad Cash said you know people in television. 812 00:48:49,632 --> 00:48:50,668 Yeah. 813 00:48:51,969 --> 00:48:53,901 So, do you know anyone at Access Hollywood? 814 00:48:53,903 --> 00:48:55,739 Because I think I'd be good at that. 815 00:48:57,041 --> 00:48:58,943 This is the District of Columbia. 816 00:49:00,744 --> 00:49:01,980 So you can't help me with that? 817 00:49:03,447 --> 00:49:04,916 I know people at Fox News. 818 00:49:07,083 --> 00:49:09,453 - Rob! - Jerry. 819 00:49:10,855 --> 00:49:12,954 Jerry Todd, Tanya Jones. 820 00:49:12,956 --> 00:49:14,326 Miss Jones. 821 00:49:14,557 --> 00:49:16,061 So, how goes the campaign, Rob? 822 00:49:16,893 --> 00:49:18,529 - What campaign? - Ha! 823 00:49:18,929 --> 00:49:21,733 Rob and I have the same job, only I'm on a real team. 824 00:49:22,766 --> 00:49:25,836 Speaking of teams. Isn't that Kenyon Carver? 825 00:49:26,036 --> 00:49:29,574 Also known to basketball fans as Mr. Downtown? 826 00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:31,710 A pleasure. 827 00:49:34,545 --> 00:49:35,747 You don't like your salad? 828 00:50:02,907 --> 00:50:03,875 Get in. 829 00:50:06,510 --> 00:50:09,013 Umm, excuse me, I'm gonna go to the ladies room. 830 00:50:22,793 --> 00:50:24,061 Look at Kenyon Carver there. 831 00:50:27,164 --> 00:50:28,967 He's the most selfish player in the league. 832 00:50:31,936 --> 00:50:34,606 He wouldn't pass the salt to his own mother at the dinner table. 833 00:50:36,907 --> 00:50:38,910 You know, I was never good at math, Rob. 834 00:50:39,909 --> 00:50:42,679 But subtraction would indicate you're minus one date. 835 00:51:19,983 --> 00:51:21,952 Did you sleep with that old woman? 836 00:51:28,626 --> 00:51:29,594 No. 837 00:51:43,873 --> 00:51:45,108 [Darcy] This is where it happened. 838 00:51:46,809 --> 00:51:48,012 And I was in the car with her. 839 00:51:50,681 --> 00:51:52,550 She never saw the other car coming. 840 00:52:01,157 --> 00:52:04,261 After the accident, when I finally went back to school, um... 841 00:52:05,862 --> 00:52:08,799 the bus would drive past here every day. 842 00:52:09,199 --> 00:52:13,070 And, um... then one day I just, I... 843 00:52:13,704 --> 00:52:15,240 I broke. I broke down. 844 00:52:17,675 --> 00:52:18,877 I told my father. 845 00:52:21,911 --> 00:52:24,214 You know, he didn't want me to see that, so... 846 00:52:26,951 --> 00:52:30,121 he used his influence to have the bus rerouted. 847 00:52:33,724 --> 00:52:35,760 Took 20 minutes longer to get to school, but... 848 00:52:38,929 --> 00:52:40,865 I never had to go by here again. 849 00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:53,177 You have to promise... 850 00:52:54,811 --> 00:52:56,246 to never hurt my father. 851 00:52:58,715 --> 00:52:59,650 Huh? 852 00:53:02,987 --> 00:53:04,055 Promise. 853 00:53:06,724 --> 00:53:07,859 I promise. 854 00:53:23,974 --> 00:53:27,045 [grunting, moaning] 855 00:53:31,114 --> 00:53:32,317 This is crazy. 856 00:53:33,050 --> 00:53:35,053 - Yeah, it is. - [sighs] 857 00:53:36,085 --> 00:53:37,187 Last time. 858 00:53:40,324 --> 00:53:42,193 Good, yeah, I think that's for the best. 859 00:53:45,795 --> 00:53:47,164 Last time here, Michael. 860 00:53:54,204 --> 00:53:55,840 I don't think I can do this anymore. 861 00:53:56,907 --> 00:53:58,076 It's wrong. 862 00:54:01,811 --> 00:54:03,847 You'll do this until I say stop. 863 00:54:06,215 --> 00:54:09,152 Find us a new place. Not a hotel. 864 00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:16,628 Next time you tell me this is wrong... 865 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,063 I'll tell Rob Reynolds that you raped me. 866 00:54:22,699 --> 00:54:24,402 I'm wearing your DNA right now. 867 00:54:26,269 --> 00:54:27,771 Don't forget that. 868 00:54:31,942 --> 00:54:33,644 Just find a new place. 869 00:54:44,054 --> 00:54:46,354 [scoffs] I just wish more people knew 870 00:54:46,356 --> 00:54:48,359 how easy it was to get this video. 871 00:54:53,831 --> 00:54:54,766 You proud of me? 872 00:54:55,164 --> 00:54:57,235 Yeah, I guess. Jesus, poor dog. 873 00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:03,941 There's more. 874 00:55:04,173 --> 00:55:05,342 What's this? 875 00:55:05,876 --> 00:55:07,208 Peanut butter and roses. 876 00:55:07,210 --> 00:55:09,146 - No, I... - [laughs] Here. 877 00:55:11,114 --> 00:55:13,815 "You are a true artist and a great American. RR." 878 00:55:13,817 --> 00:55:15,016 Rob Reynolds, what a guy. 879 00:55:15,018 --> 00:55:16,054 [keys jingle] 880 00:55:16,887 --> 00:55:18,356 Ain't life grand? 881 00:55:23,893 --> 00:55:25,462 Cal, are you sure this is what you wanna be doing? 882 00:55:26,130 --> 00:55:27,265 Absolutely. 883 00:55:29,099 --> 00:55:30,334 I found my calling. 884 00:55:53,990 --> 00:55:56,193 Michael, Rob wants to see you in his office. 885 00:56:06,503 --> 00:56:07,536 You wanted to see me? 886 00:56:07,538 --> 00:56:09,072 Michael, come on in. 887 00:56:09,338 --> 00:56:10,306 Oh, John. 888 00:56:10,974 --> 00:56:13,141 Tell Rob what you told me about racial profiling. 889 00:56:13,143 --> 00:56:14,508 Yes, the senator says 890 00:56:14,510 --> 00:56:16,978 that you have an opinion about Vonetta Calhoun 891 00:56:16,980 --> 00:56:18,182 that you'd like to share. 892 00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:21,351 We're anxious to hear what. 893 00:56:23,019 --> 00:56:27,358 Uh, yeah, um, I think I said that the issue is complex. 894 00:56:28,090 --> 00:56:30,090 I also said the people she's talking about 895 00:56:30,092 --> 00:56:32,864 are more worried about assimilation and survival than anything else. 896 00:56:35,965 --> 00:56:37,501 Is that it? Did I leave anything out? 897 00:56:37,967 --> 00:56:40,203 Ah, about the young voters... 898 00:56:40,403 --> 00:56:42,336 Uh, you can't attract... 899 00:56:42,338 --> 00:56:45,809 You can't attract young voters by attacking the way they dress. 900 00:56:47,510 --> 00:56:48,913 Thanks, Michael. 901 00:56:54,885 --> 00:56:57,985 Well, I think Michael's right, 902 00:56:57,987 --> 00:57:00,524 Vonetta Calhoun is definitely not the way to go. 903 00:57:01,291 --> 00:57:04,458 She's out of the event, your rap star buddy is in. 904 00:57:04,460 --> 00:57:05,896 Very good, Senator. 905 00:57:07,063 --> 00:57:08,266 Rob, call me John. 906 00:57:18,442 --> 00:57:21,846 So? How's Cruella de Vil been treating you? 907 00:57:22,445 --> 00:57:24,347 Uh, with kid gloves. 908 00:57:24,614 --> 00:57:26,183 'Cause she's afraid of you. 909 00:57:26,583 --> 00:57:28,485 I don't... I don't want to talk about her. 910 00:57:31,121 --> 00:57:33,090 Guess who just walked in. 911 00:57:35,525 --> 00:57:37,427 What's up, man? Man. 912 00:57:39,128 --> 00:57:41,865 [sighs] So, what's the good word? Abstinence. 913 00:57:42,199 --> 00:57:44,231 That's a good word for people who get laid. 914 00:57:44,233 --> 00:57:46,901 Sadly, for the rest of us, it's merely a fact of life. 915 00:57:46,903 --> 00:57:48,503 What can I get you? 916 00:57:48,505 --> 00:57:51,373 Club soda with, actually, just a little bit of rum in it. 917 00:57:51,375 --> 00:57:53,878 - Okay. Menu? - No, no, thanks. 918 00:57:54,478 --> 00:57:55,943 So, how's Callie doing? 919 00:57:55,945 --> 00:57:58,382 Don't know. Fine, I guess. Why? 920 00:57:59,048 --> 00:58:02,018 Tell me, was that a Doberman or a Rottweiler? 921 00:58:03,420 --> 00:58:05,088 Don't ever play poker. 922 00:58:05,422 --> 00:58:07,458 So, who's she working for, Jerry Todd? 923 00:58:08,492 --> 00:58:10,294 No, not quite. 924 00:58:10,693 --> 00:58:11,929 Indeed. 925 00:58:12,929 --> 00:58:15,232 The plot thickens. Okay. 926 00:58:15,965 --> 00:58:18,335 Thank you. I'm gonna have to order off the menu for this one. 927 00:58:18,936 --> 00:58:20,638 God, I love dinner theater. 928 00:58:23,606 --> 00:58:24,909 Oh, shit. 929 00:58:25,641 --> 00:58:26,877 It's Darcy. 930 00:58:29,445 --> 00:58:31,114 That's Baines's daughter? 931 00:58:34,451 --> 00:58:35,619 My God. 932 00:58:36,652 --> 00:58:38,421 She's breathtaking. 933 00:58:38,621 --> 00:58:41,389 I mean, not in the "I wanna fucking bang her" kinda way, 934 00:58:41,391 --> 00:58:47,063 more in the "I wanna hold her and spoon with her after the fact" way. 935 00:58:49,266 --> 00:58:50,965 Maybe even weep a little. 936 00:58:50,967 --> 00:58:52,032 Hey, man, you mind if a take rain check on this one? 937 00:58:52,034 --> 00:58:54,168 What... Dude. What... 938 00:58:54,170 --> 00:58:55,336 - Come on, you just got here. - I'll see you at the fountain later. 939 00:58:55,338 --> 00:58:56,507 You gotta be kidding me. 940 00:59:00,010 --> 00:59:01,078 Hey. 941 00:59:03,579 --> 00:59:04,547 Give me a ride? 942 00:59:23,132 --> 00:59:24,134 That girl you were with... 943 00:59:25,668 --> 00:59:27,003 she was at your party. 944 00:59:29,572 --> 00:59:31,074 She the one who told you about me? 945 00:59:35,612 --> 00:59:37,148 Jeannie's an idiot. 946 00:59:38,382 --> 00:59:39,650 What'd she... What'd she say? 947 00:59:46,222 --> 00:59:47,123 What are you doing? 948 00:59:55,065 --> 00:59:56,666 I can't... I'm... I can't. 949 01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:06,743 Fine. 950 01:01:02,331 --> 01:01:03,366 [Darcy chuckles] 951 01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:04,734 Come on. 952 01:02:12,835 --> 01:02:16,106 [keys jingling] [door unlocks, opens] 953 01:02:24,181 --> 01:02:25,615 [cell phone buzzing] 954 01:02:30,219 --> 01:02:32,555 Oh, fuck. Judith. Fuck. 955 01:02:33,789 --> 01:02:35,625 Callie? [cell phone ringing] 956 01:02:38,762 --> 01:02:40,561 Hey, Callie, I'm glad you called. 957 01:02:40,563 --> 01:02:42,532 I'm wondering, can you be out of the apartment tomorrow... 958 01:02:45,969 --> 01:02:46,903 What? 959 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,443 [crowd chattering] 960 01:02:56,313 --> 01:02:58,548 I'm so sorry, you're gonna be okay, don't worry. 961 01:03:02,652 --> 01:03:05,489 Callie? Callie, what happened? 962 01:03:07,824 --> 01:03:10,927 [crowd chattering] [hip-hop on speakers] 963 01:03:31,447 --> 01:03:32,650 Can I help you? 964 01:03:33,483 --> 01:03:35,686 [people screaming] 965 01:03:36,286 --> 01:03:37,851 I'm gonna fucking kill him, you understand me? 966 01:03:37,853 --> 01:03:38,853 He's dead! 967 01:03:38,855 --> 01:03:40,320 What are you talking about? 968 01:03:40,322 --> 01:03:41,588 Why don't you go fucking ask Rob? 969 01:03:41,590 --> 01:03:43,423 Rob? Okay, wait, I'm coming with you. 970 01:03:43,425 --> 01:03:44,460 No. 971 01:03:45,728 --> 01:03:47,561 - Don't. - Callie. 972 01:03:47,563 --> 01:03:48,865 Get the fuck away from me! 973 01:03:53,969 --> 01:03:56,737 [ambulance departs] [siren wailing] 974 01:03:56,739 --> 01:03:58,708 [Michael] Rob Reynolds had been humiliated. 975 01:04:00,777 --> 01:04:03,677 What he had done to Tanya he did for personal reasons... 976 01:04:03,679 --> 01:04:05,280 [people screaming] 977 01:04:05,282 --> 01:04:06,914 and that made it all the more unsettling. 978 01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:09,550 - [woman] Stop it! Stop it! - Help! Somebody, help! 979 01:04:09,552 --> 01:04:11,351 [Callie] They posted it online? 980 01:04:11,353 --> 01:04:13,354 It's not good enough that they beat her to a bloody pulp, 981 01:04:13,356 --> 01:04:15,356 they had to post it online too? 982 01:04:15,358 --> 01:04:16,824 There's no way in hell I'm letting him get away with it. 983 01:04:16,826 --> 01:04:18,992 I'm taking Tanya, I'm gonna take her home. 984 01:04:18,994 --> 01:04:22,463 And then as soon as I get back here, oh-ho-ho, I'm gonna fix this. 985 01:04:22,465 --> 01:04:25,432 And then we're getting out of here for good, so pack your shit! 986 01:04:25,434 --> 01:04:28,903 What... We? What are you talk... Callie! What are you talking about? 987 01:04:28,905 --> 01:04:29,873 Callie! 988 01:04:31,940 --> 01:04:32,842 Fuck. 989 01:04:37,614 --> 01:04:40,351 - [knocking] - [sighs] 990 01:04:41,818 --> 01:04:43,383 Damn it. Cocksucker. 991 01:04:43,385 --> 01:04:45,853 Who the fuck is knocking on my door? 992 01:04:45,855 --> 01:04:46,956 [knocking continues] 993 01:04:49,626 --> 01:04:51,428 Oh. Hello, Mother. 994 01:04:52,762 --> 01:04:54,565 I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong apartment. 995 01:04:54,764 --> 01:04:58,568 Are you sure? Because I'm not the only one that lives here. 996 01:04:59,369 --> 01:05:00,967 Yeah, I'm sure it's the wrong apartment. 997 01:05:00,969 --> 01:05:03,573 Hey, you look familiar. 998 01:05:04,673 --> 01:05:05,942 Are you a friend of Michael's? 999 01:05:06,876 --> 01:05:08,842 No, just a little lost. 1000 01:05:08,844 --> 01:05:11,014 - Maybe I could help. - No, thank you. 1001 01:05:12,882 --> 01:05:15,019 Okay, well, you have a blessed day! 1002 01:05:24,059 --> 01:05:26,693 [cell phone ringing] Michael Lawson. 1003 01:05:26,695 --> 01:05:27,961 Is in big trouble. 1004 01:05:27,963 --> 01:05:29,967 Hey. Where were you? 1005 01:05:30,367 --> 01:05:33,637 I'm sorry. Reynolds called me into his office, I lost track of time. 1006 01:05:33,936 --> 01:05:36,639 Who was that annoying girl that answered your door? 1007 01:05:37,773 --> 01:05:39,374 [softly] Fuck. 1008 01:05:39,376 --> 01:05:41,075 [normal voice] Uh, that was my roommate. 1009 01:05:41,077 --> 01:05:42,809 She was not supposed to be there. 1010 01:05:42,811 --> 01:05:43,878 Is she your lover? 1011 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:44,979 No, she's a lesbian. 1012 01:05:44,981 --> 01:05:46,016 Get rid of her. 1013 01:05:46,548 --> 01:05:47,715 Well, I thought I had. 1014 01:05:47,717 --> 01:05:49,320 Just make it happen. 1015 01:05:54,623 --> 01:05:55,892 [cell phone ringing] 1016 01:05:59,094 --> 01:05:59,996 Yeah? 1017 01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:02,465 It's me. Yeah. 1018 01:06:02,965 --> 01:06:04,500 Well, you were supposed to clear out. 1019 01:06:04,768 --> 01:06:05,635 Why? 1020 01:06:06,536 --> 01:06:07,671 I think you know why. 1021 01:06:08,103 --> 01:06:10,406 Chanel No. 5? We met. 1022 01:06:11,173 --> 01:06:12,509 Leave it alone, Cal. 1023 01:06:14,744 --> 01:06:15,813 Look... 1024 01:06:16,012 --> 01:06:17,711 I just have to drive Tanya home, 1025 01:06:17,713 --> 01:06:20,049 and then you can have the place all to yourself. 1026 01:06:21,184 --> 01:06:22,419 How is Tanya? 1027 01:06:23,385 --> 01:06:25,855 That should have been your first concern. 1028 01:06:27,023 --> 01:06:28,759 [dial tone] 1029 01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:14,738 [Todd] This better be good. I was in the middle of an amazing massage. 1030 01:07:16,172 --> 01:07:18,104 Well... 1031 01:07:18,106 --> 01:07:19,240 I've got something I'm selling to the highest bidder, 1032 01:07:19,242 --> 01:07:20,608 if you know what I mean. 1033 01:07:20,610 --> 01:07:22,146 Okay, so what do you got? 1034 01:07:22,744 --> 01:07:24,177 It will destroy Rob Reynolds 1035 01:07:24,179 --> 01:07:25,915 and the entire Baines campaign. 1036 01:07:27,983 --> 01:07:29,420 I might have an investor. 1037 01:07:30,686 --> 01:07:32,489 You tell me what you have, I'll tell you what it's worth. 1038 01:07:34,824 --> 01:07:35,992 So, what do you got? 1039 01:07:37,059 --> 01:07:39,563 [chuckling] 1040 01:07:41,030 --> 01:07:42,966 [pop song playing] 1041 01:07:49,706 --> 01:07:51,074 [Darcy] Take me away from here. [Michael] Huh? 1042 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,109 Take me to your place. 1043 01:07:55,077 --> 01:07:56,480 I can't, I have a roommate. 1044 01:07:58,014 --> 01:07:59,650 Then take me to a hotel. 1045 01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:01,816 [Michael sighs] 1046 01:08:01,818 --> 01:08:03,120 That's not... 1047 01:08:03,719 --> 01:08:06,521 We can't start sneaking around like that, Darcy. 1048 01:08:06,523 --> 01:08:07,858 That's just not a good idea. 1049 01:08:12,528 --> 01:08:15,065 [song continues] [man singing] 1050 01:08:17,100 --> 01:08:19,102 I should go, and you should get back. 1051 01:08:20,703 --> 01:08:21,872 [grunts] 1052 01:08:30,012 --> 01:08:32,216 My father is going to make his announcement tomorrow. 1053 01:08:36,752 --> 01:08:37,820 I know. 1054 01:08:42,091 --> 01:08:43,527 I want you to take me. 1055 01:08:48,698 --> 01:08:50,834 I don't think the campaign wants that. 1056 01:08:59,676 --> 01:09:00,878 It's what I want. 1057 01:09:03,579 --> 01:09:04,814 [sighs] Darcy. 1058 01:09:21,029 --> 01:09:22,131 I love you. 1059 01:09:26,034 --> 01:09:27,871 [song continues] 1060 01:09:51,327 --> 01:09:52,863 [Michael] "Darcy, I love you." 1061 01:09:54,296 --> 01:09:55,865 I wanted to say it. 1062 01:09:56,865 --> 01:09:57,967 But I couldn't. 1063 01:10:03,805 --> 01:10:05,274 I was thinking about Dallas. 1064 01:10:06,208 --> 01:10:07,711 Being in their kitchen with them. 1065 01:10:09,078 --> 01:10:10,581 Having breakfast together. 1066 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:13,016 Me, Darcy, and Baines. 1067 01:10:13,850 --> 01:10:14,985 How happy they seemed. 1068 01:10:16,351 --> 01:10:18,785 How happy I felt, how... 1069 01:10:18,787 --> 01:10:21,054 I'm not happy. Jesus Christ! 1070 01:10:21,056 --> 01:10:23,424 What exactly do you think you're doing? Judith... 1071 01:10:23,426 --> 01:10:25,228 I want this to stop. 1072 01:10:26,328 --> 01:10:27,396 I... I don't know what you mean. 1073 01:10:28,430 --> 01:10:30,665 You don't know what you're dealing with, Michael. 1074 01:10:30,667 --> 01:10:32,035 This is not about us. 1075 01:10:33,336 --> 01:10:36,640 This is about Darcy, and she is an extremely troubled girl. 1076 01:10:37,372 --> 01:10:38,774 I don't know what you're talking about. 1077 01:10:40,710 --> 01:10:41,612 Look... 1078 01:10:42,445 --> 01:10:43,943 You have a future if you want it, 1079 01:10:43,945 --> 01:10:45,948 you can go on the road and campaign with John. 1080 01:10:46,282 --> 01:10:48,085 And I promise to leave you alone. 1081 01:10:48,685 --> 01:10:50,718 But this country needs my husband, 1082 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:54,625 and the only thing Darcy will bring you or this campaign is down. 1083 01:11:01,797 --> 01:11:03,032 What do you mean, she's troubled? 1084 01:11:07,069 --> 01:11:09,372 She tried to kill me, that's why she was sent away. 1085 01:11:12,074 --> 01:11:13,376 She tried to kill you. 1086 01:11:15,712 --> 01:11:17,180 - You're fucking lying. - Look at me. 1087 01:11:21,216 --> 01:11:24,018 When she as 14, she attacked me at the dinner table. 1088 01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:25,385 Attacked you? Stabbed me in the hand, 1089 01:11:25,387 --> 01:11:27,356 could've cut me to ribbons if John hadn't... 1090 01:11:28,390 --> 01:11:31,027 Well, look, something you may not have noticed. 1091 01:11:37,734 --> 01:11:38,669 Shit. 1092 01:11:44,873 --> 01:11:46,473 [lighter clinks] 1093 01:11:46,475 --> 01:11:48,045 Now, why... why would she do that? 1094 01:11:48,243 --> 01:11:49,311 I'm not getting into it. 1095 01:11:53,048 --> 01:11:54,184 Why should I believe you, then? 1096 01:11:59,122 --> 01:12:00,257 I'm through with you. 1097 01:12:01,056 --> 01:12:02,091 With this. 1098 01:12:05,261 --> 01:12:07,297 We won't be seeing each other anymore, okay? 1099 01:12:10,198 --> 01:12:12,735 And I'm... I'm sorry I snapped and... 1100 01:12:13,536 --> 01:12:14,837 threatened you, but... 1101 01:12:20,275 --> 01:12:22,045 I felt something for you and... 1102 01:12:25,081 --> 01:12:26,349 you made me feel ugly. 1103 01:12:30,552 --> 01:12:32,088 Anyway, it's done, and... 1104 01:12:33,122 --> 01:12:36,426 you see the scar and you know I'm telling the truth. 1105 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:46,235 You want to run for Congress, right? 1106 01:12:47,936 --> 01:12:49,038 Am I right? 1107 01:12:53,009 --> 01:12:54,444 We can make that happen. 1108 01:12:56,378 --> 01:12:59,349 But are you willing to make the necessary sacrifices, Michael? 1109 01:13:03,519 --> 01:13:04,755 Think about it. 1110 01:13:12,929 --> 01:13:13,930 What's up? 1111 01:13:14,963 --> 01:13:16,964 - Billy, come in. - What's up? 1112 01:13:16,966 --> 01:13:18,365 Come on. Have a seat. 1113 01:13:18,367 --> 01:13:20,302 [indistinct] No, no, it's okay. Sit down. 1114 01:13:20,569 --> 01:13:24,974 We... have a snitch at Jerry Todd's office. 1115 01:13:25,274 --> 01:13:28,278 Said someone came to see him, said she has something... 1116 01:13:29,212 --> 01:13:31,111 that can destroy Baines. 1117 01:13:31,113 --> 01:13:32,513 She? Who are we talking about? 1118 01:13:32,515 --> 01:13:34,281 Billy, 1119 01:13:34,283 --> 01:13:37,053 there are 270 million guns in the United States of America. 1120 01:13:40,189 --> 01:13:41,423 And that's one of them. 1121 01:13:44,292 --> 01:13:45,394 Callie? 1122 01:13:47,863 --> 01:13:48,998 Callie, you back? 1123 01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:53,235 [fan blowing] 1124 01:13:57,372 --> 01:13:58,507 Callie? 1125 01:14:11,186 --> 01:14:12,255 [keys jingle] 1126 01:14:29,104 --> 01:14:31,006 [Callie sighs] Michael, 1127 01:14:31,407 --> 01:14:33,543 I wanted to let you know that I am leaving 1128 01:14:34,176 --> 01:14:36,509 because you have broken my heart 1129 01:14:36,511 --> 01:14:38,414 and now I feel the need to save you. 1130 01:14:39,015 --> 01:14:40,383 And make some serious money. 1131 01:14:41,016 --> 01:14:43,586 So... Well... 1132 01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:46,022 I recorded you with Judith Baines. 1133 01:14:47,355 --> 01:14:49,389 [laughs] I'm kind of surprised... 1134 01:14:49,391 --> 01:14:50,894 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - ...she'd have sex with you here. 1135 01:14:51,327 --> 01:14:53,230 - But, um... - Oh, fuck! 1136 01:14:53,561 --> 01:14:54,631 at the end of the day... 1137 01:14:56,532 --> 01:14:59,569 I forgive you, she was clearly using you. 1138 01:14:59,969 --> 01:15:02,001 I mean, we'll split the money. 1139 01:15:02,003 --> 01:15:03,273 You know, head off somewhere together like we always said. 1140 01:15:04,740 --> 01:15:07,243 ...a interesting video and I'm going to sell it to the highest bidder. 1141 01:15:07,609 --> 01:15:11,378 Now, this is partially both of our faults, but what were you thinking? 1142 01:15:11,380 --> 01:15:14,481 [sighs] I mean, I forgive you, all right? 1143 01:15:14,483 --> 01:15:16,453 I forgive you for you losing your way. 1144 01:15:17,052 --> 01:15:19,218 - [blowing] - I have to do this for both of us, okay? 1145 01:15:19,220 --> 01:15:20,620 I mean, we'll split the money... 1146 01:15:20,622 --> 01:15:22,157 - [whispers] Where'd you go? - ...and... 1147 01:15:23,259 --> 01:15:25,291 You know, we'll go off somewhere together, like we always talked about. 1148 01:15:25,293 --> 01:15:27,061 We can be completely different people... Oh, fuck. 1149 01:15:27,063 --> 01:15:28,097 ...do something so much... 1150 01:15:32,268 --> 01:15:34,003 [tones beeping] 1151 01:15:39,542 --> 01:15:40,477 Hello. 1152 01:15:44,447 --> 01:15:45,582 Check the windows. 1153 01:15:46,548 --> 01:15:48,251 Michael, Michael, Michael. 1154 01:15:49,318 --> 01:15:50,517 [line ringing] 1155 01:15:50,519 --> 01:15:52,188 Come on, Michael, pick up the phone. 1156 01:15:52,988 --> 01:15:55,257 Come on, Callie. Pick up. Pick the fuck up. 1157 01:15:56,591 --> 01:15:59,259 [busy signal] Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck! 1158 01:15:59,261 --> 01:16:00,563 [cell phone ringing] 1159 01:16:04,265 --> 01:16:05,234 Hello? 1160 01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:07,369 Michael, where are you? 1161 01:16:09,171 --> 01:16:11,541 Rob, I'm sorry. I'm handling this. 1162 01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:13,676 Handling what? 1163 01:16:14,275 --> 01:16:16,680 - I'm not stupid. - No, I am. 1164 01:16:17,412 --> 01:16:19,345 What do you want? I'm willing to pay. 1165 01:16:19,347 --> 01:16:21,251 This was not me, I had nothing to do with this, Rob. 1166 01:16:21,449 --> 01:16:24,987 Really? 'Cause from what I'm hearing, you play a major role. 1167 01:16:25,186 --> 01:16:27,090 I'm taking care of this, I promise. 1168 01:16:27,288 --> 01:16:29,960 Where are you, Michael? Where's Callie? I need to talk to her. 1169 01:16:33,029 --> 01:16:34,097 Fuck. 1170 01:17:06,529 --> 01:17:08,598 [rock on car stereo] 1171 01:17:11,533 --> 01:17:12,568 [engine off] [music off] 1172 01:17:41,396 --> 01:17:43,263 - Shh! Shh! - Michael! 1173 01:17:43,265 --> 01:17:44,764 What the fuck are you doing? 1174 01:17:44,766 --> 01:17:45,734 What the fuck am I doing? What the fuck are you doing? 1175 01:17:46,335 --> 01:17:48,602 - We need to leave. - No, no, 1176 01:17:48,604 --> 01:17:50,640 you need to give me that drive, you need to give me the camera, you need to erase... 1177 01:17:51,172 --> 01:17:53,242 You need to erase that fucking tape off of wherever else it is. 1178 01:17:53,641 --> 01:17:55,476 - [scoffs] - Callie! 1179 01:17:55,478 --> 01:17:56,442 What? Callie. 1180 01:17:56,444 --> 01:17:57,611 - What? - Callie. 1181 01:17:57,613 --> 01:17:59,479 - Please. - What is your problem? 1182 01:17:59,481 --> 01:18:01,180 You gotta give me every copy you... 1183 01:18:01,182 --> 01:18:02,585 - [Darcy] Every copy of what, Michael? - Why? 1184 01:18:09,891 --> 01:18:11,293 Michael, who is this? 1185 01:18:14,296 --> 01:18:15,365 This is Callie. 1186 01:18:16,431 --> 01:18:19,202 Callie, this is Darcy, Senator Baines's daughter. 1187 01:18:20,668 --> 01:18:22,238 [laughing] 1188 01:18:24,340 --> 01:18:26,076 Oh, that's fucking... 1189 01:18:26,876 --> 01:18:29,445 [clears throat] I'm an old friend of Michael's. 1190 01:18:35,650 --> 01:18:36,519 What is this? 1191 01:18:37,353 --> 01:18:38,621 I'm here to take you to the announcement. 1192 01:18:39,622 --> 01:18:42,325 That's for Judith, actually. 1193 01:18:45,161 --> 01:18:46,296 Michael, what's going on? 1194 01:18:47,262 --> 01:18:48,398 [Callie] I need to leave. 1195 01:18:50,399 --> 01:18:51,634 Michael, are you coming with me? 1196 01:18:58,640 --> 01:18:59,708 Michael? 1197 01:19:01,710 --> 01:19:02,645 No. 1198 01:19:08,617 --> 01:19:09,750 Oh. 1199 01:19:09,752 --> 01:19:12,655 Okay. Suit yourself. 1200 01:19:14,722 --> 01:19:16,259 I'll see you later. 1201 01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:19,362 'Cause you're gonna call me. 1202 01:19:20,762 --> 01:19:22,228 We should go. 1203 01:19:22,230 --> 01:19:24,199 [car door opens] To the announcement? 1204 01:19:24,667 --> 01:19:25,702 Inside. 1205 01:19:28,203 --> 01:19:30,840 [engine starts] [rock on car stereo] 1206 01:19:33,242 --> 01:19:34,641 [tires screeching] 1207 01:19:34,643 --> 01:19:37,346 - [audience cheering] - [Baines] Thank you. 1208 01:19:41,483 --> 01:19:42,619 Thank you. 1209 01:19:44,787 --> 01:19:46,655 Thank you, thank you. 1210 01:19:47,823 --> 01:19:49,822 Thank you, thank you very much. 1211 01:19:49,824 --> 01:19:51,991 It is an honor to be here with you today. 1212 01:19:51,993 --> 01:19:54,363 [inaudible] I'm humbled by the experience. 1213 01:19:54,863 --> 01:19:58,201 I don't need to tell you that we live in trying times. 1214 01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:00,702 Challenges facing our great country, 1215 01:20:00,935 --> 01:20:03,840 rising unemployment, runaway inflation, 1216 01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:06,475 diminishing opportunities 1217 01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:09,912 are tearing at the very fabric of our American families. 1218 01:20:10,311 --> 01:20:13,216 And I know how important family is to all of us. 1219 01:20:13,414 --> 01:20:15,417 [Judith moaning on video] 1220 01:20:27,662 --> 01:20:29,765 Was this before or after we were together? 1221 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:40,442 [gasps, shudders] 1222 01:20:41,976 --> 01:20:45,581 The United Party is a conservative party. 1223 01:20:45,980 --> 01:20:48,384 We share the same core values. 1224 01:20:49,585 --> 01:20:52,285 We can embrace traditional morals 1225 01:20:52,287 --> 01:20:54,353 without falling prey to bigotry. 1226 01:20:54,355 --> 01:20:56,291 - [applause] - We can. 1227 01:21:01,529 --> 01:21:04,000 Or worse... Or worse... 1228 01:21:05,533 --> 01:21:10,706 allowing bigots to hide behind our honestly held principles. 1229 01:21:11,372 --> 01:21:13,440 [water running] 1230 01:21:13,442 --> 01:21:14,543 [Michael] Darcy. 1231 01:21:17,845 --> 01:21:19,381 You promised me. 1232 01:21:21,949 --> 01:21:23,583 I didn't know Callie was filming us. 1233 01:21:23,585 --> 01:21:24,787 [water off] 1234 01:21:27,055 --> 01:21:29,692 We want God and we want faith. 1235 01:21:29,957 --> 01:21:33,927 We don't want fear, and heaven knows, we've had too much hate. 1236 01:21:33,929 --> 01:21:35,698 [cheering] 1237 01:21:37,498 --> 01:21:39,335 And we have room... 1238 01:21:39,768 --> 01:21:44,306 We have room for everyone, because we are everyone. 1239 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:47,540 Everyone who has ever worked hard, 1240 01:21:47,542 --> 01:21:49,643 everyone who has ever pushed open 1241 01:21:49,645 --> 01:21:51,714 the doors of opportunity for themselves. 1242 01:21:52,046 --> 01:21:53,982 We believe in the American dream! 1243 01:21:56,351 --> 01:21:57,753 We believe in America! 1244 01:22:02,957 --> 01:22:04,293 Leave. 1245 01:22:10,932 --> 01:22:12,402 Use the back door. 1246 01:22:14,869 --> 01:22:16,639 That's what we tell the help to do. 1247 01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:20,476 [cheering] 1248 01:22:24,512 --> 01:22:26,812 As a member of the United Party, 1249 01:22:26,814 --> 01:22:29,451 I, John Boland Baines, 1250 01:22:29,650 --> 01:22:31,386 announce my candidacy 1251 01:22:31,987 --> 01:22:34,724 for president of the United States of America. 1252 01:22:37,792 --> 01:22:39,027 Thank you. 1253 01:22:45,768 --> 01:22:46,969 Thank you! 1254 01:22:50,072 --> 01:22:54,007 [chanting] Baines! Baines! Baines! Baines! Baines! 1255 01:22:54,009 --> 01:22:55,608 [Baines] The United Party! 1256 01:22:55,610 --> 01:22:57,811 Baines! Baines! Baines! Baines! Baines! 1257 01:22:57,813 --> 01:22:59,349 I have to take care of something. 1258 01:22:59,814 --> 01:23:03,685 Baines! Baines! Baines! Baines! Baines! Baines! 1259 01:23:04,118 --> 01:23:05,121 [Baines] Thank you! 1260 01:23:06,322 --> 01:23:08,687 Thank you! [Judith] Do you think Michael was in on it? 1261 01:23:08,689 --> 01:23:10,826 [Rob] I don't know, but it doesn't really matter now, does it? 1262 01:23:11,193 --> 01:23:13,829 Where is he? I was hoping you could tell me. 1263 01:23:19,100 --> 01:23:22,003 [cell phone rings] Yeah? 1264 01:24:08,817 --> 01:24:10,051 Wait here. 1265 01:24:18,627 --> 01:24:19,729 Darcy? 1266 01:24:21,128 --> 01:24:22,064 Darcy? 1267 01:24:24,632 --> 01:24:25,701 I'm in here. 1268 01:24:36,545 --> 01:24:37,947 Oh, there he is. Come here. 1269 01:24:38,180 --> 01:24:39,182 Rob. Rob. The fuck you think you're doin', huh? 1270 01:24:39,581 --> 01:24:41,214 Fuck is wrong with you, huh? 1271 01:24:41,216 --> 01:24:42,214 Calm down, Rob. You wanna fucking ruin everything? 1272 01:24:42,216 --> 01:24:43,752 You and that dyke cunt. 1273 01:24:49,524 --> 01:24:50,460 Darcy. 1274 01:24:52,761 --> 01:24:53,763 What? 1275 01:24:55,831 --> 01:24:57,033 We need to talk. 1276 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:00,002 Where's Michael? 1277 01:25:04,273 --> 01:25:05,807 Michael's on the TV. 1278 01:25:08,944 --> 01:25:09,846 Darcy. 1279 01:25:13,948 --> 01:25:15,016 Darcy. 1280 01:25:17,586 --> 01:25:19,922 No, no, no. 1281 01:25:20,154 --> 01:25:22,123 Okay, you need to calm down. 1282 01:25:22,724 --> 01:25:24,659 It's okay, just please calm down. 1283 01:25:25,293 --> 01:25:26,828 No, Darcy. 1284 01:25:27,029 --> 01:25:28,961 Darcy! 1285 01:25:28,963 --> 01:25:30,263 I'm gonna take care of this. You don't think I'll crush you? 1286 01:25:30,265 --> 01:25:33,169 - [Judith] Darcy, no! - [blow lands] 1287 01:25:39,207 --> 01:25:40,839 - [screaming] - [stabs] 1288 01:25:40,841 --> 01:25:43,009 [Darcy gasps, whimpers] 1289 01:25:43,011 --> 01:25:44,247 Oh, my God. 1290 01:25:44,979 --> 01:25:47,179 Oh, my God. [breathing heavily] 1291 01:25:47,181 --> 01:25:49,184 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1292 01:25:49,984 --> 01:25:50,916 [screams] 1293 01:25:50,918 --> 01:25:51,921 [Judith] Oh, my God. 1294 01:25:52,119 --> 01:25:53,756 [sobbing] No! 1295 01:25:55,823 --> 01:25:57,960 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no! 1296 01:26:00,895 --> 01:26:02,297 - Oh, my God. - No, no, no! 1297 01:26:04,099 --> 01:26:05,197 Judith? 1298 01:26:05,199 --> 01:26:06,702 Why, Michael? 1299 01:26:09,070 --> 01:26:10,736 [Darcy] Michael! [Rob] What happened? 1300 01:26:10,738 --> 01:26:11,840 Fuck! 1301 01:26:12,841 --> 01:26:14,741 Fuck. [Darcy] I'm sorry. 1302 01:26:14,743 --> 01:26:16,646 - [Judith] Darcy, put down the knife. - [Rob] No, no. 1303 01:26:16,845 --> 01:26:18,812 Darcy, give me the knife. 1304 01:26:18,814 --> 01:26:20,550 No! We have to take him to the hospital. Give me the knife! 1305 01:26:21,617 --> 01:26:22,585 [Darcy] Michael! 1306 01:26:22,818 --> 01:26:25,184 Darcy, listen to me, Darcy! 1307 01:26:25,186 --> 01:26:28,120 Listen to me, you're gonna have to listen to me, okay, both of you. 1308 01:26:28,122 --> 01:26:29,692 Darcy, listen to him. 1309 01:26:56,652 --> 01:26:57,819 Open it. 1310 01:27:01,288 --> 01:27:02,992 [cartridge clatters] [pistol cocks] 1311 01:27:05,993 --> 01:27:07,861 [Michael] Oh. 1312 01:27:07,863 --> 01:27:09,798 They're gonna get you an ambulance and you're gonna be okay. 1313 01:27:10,032 --> 01:27:11,363 You're gonna be okay, I promise! 1314 01:27:11,365 --> 01:27:13,135 You're gonna be all right. 1315 01:27:13,702 --> 01:27:17,106 Michael, okay, you're gonna be all right, I promise. 1316 01:27:17,305 --> 01:27:19,205 Put him in the car. [Michael groaning] 1317 01:27:19,207 --> 01:27:21,307 No, no, he needs an ambulance. 1318 01:27:21,309 --> 01:27:23,677 Darcy, you have to trust Rob. 1319 01:27:23,679 --> 01:27:26,012 You're gonna have to trust Rob. 1320 01:27:26,014 --> 01:27:30,353 - We have to trust Rob. - [Rob screaming] 1321 01:27:48,470 --> 01:27:51,641 [gasping] 1322 01:27:52,740 --> 01:27:55,911 [breathing raggedly] 1323 01:27:58,479 --> 01:28:00,115 Todd shit his pants. 1324 01:28:01,484 --> 01:28:03,215 He's probably still in the parking garage counting the 10,000. 1325 01:28:03,217 --> 01:28:04,185 Good. 1326 01:28:05,153 --> 01:28:06,389 Callie? 1327 01:28:08,756 --> 01:28:11,991 That flash drive she had, that the only one, Michael? 1328 01:28:11,993 --> 01:28:13,393 [Michael] Anything happens to me, 1329 01:28:13,395 --> 01:28:15,031 the Washington Post gets a package. 1330 01:28:18,734 --> 01:28:19,802 You're full of shit. 1331 01:28:29,944 --> 01:28:31,410 Were gonna drop him on the side of the road. 1332 01:28:31,412 --> 01:28:32,847 Wait, what? 1333 01:28:34,082 --> 01:28:35,851 Call 911 with your dummy phone and they'll come get him. 1334 01:28:36,083 --> 01:28:38,250 They'll take you to the hospital, fix you up. 1335 01:28:38,252 --> 01:28:39,518 Can you hold on for that long? 1336 01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:41,389 I don't know, I don't know. 1337 01:28:41,823 --> 01:28:44,694 And when the cops come, you tell them 1338 01:28:45,025 --> 01:28:48,029 the person who stabbed you was male Caucasian. 1339 01:28:48,395 --> 01:28:50,432 - Darcy? - You understand, Michael? 1340 01:28:53,301 --> 01:28:54,403 Yes. 1341 01:28:55,871 --> 01:28:57,707 [Rob] Get his watch and his wallet, everything. 1342 01:29:06,347 --> 01:29:08,751 I should have gone with him to the hospital. 1343 01:29:09,384 --> 01:29:10,920 Rob will take care of it. 1344 01:29:13,921 --> 01:29:16,255 It was an accident, I wasn't trying... 1345 01:29:16,257 --> 01:29:17,859 Are you gonna help me? 1346 01:29:18,359 --> 01:29:19,961 Are you gonna help your father? 1347 01:29:21,229 --> 01:29:23,065 Is he gonna send me away again? 1348 01:29:25,567 --> 01:29:26,868 Look at me. 1349 01:29:27,802 --> 01:29:28,970 Look at me. 1350 01:29:30,104 --> 01:29:32,774 No one is getting sent away, do you understand? 1351 01:29:38,412 --> 01:29:40,214 No one is getting sent away. 1352 01:29:44,286 --> 01:29:46,822 We are gonna be the First fucking Family. 1353 01:29:56,398 --> 01:29:57,867 Now, go get a mop. 1354 01:30:05,940 --> 01:30:07,408 [Rob] We play this right... 1355 01:30:08,844 --> 01:30:10,212 You listening, Michael? 1356 01:30:11,279 --> 01:30:13,482 - Mmm-hmm. - Play this right, 1357 01:30:14,349 --> 01:30:15,317 and we all win. 1358 01:30:17,953 --> 01:30:18,918 Callie. 1359 01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:19,922 No. 1360 01:30:20,287 --> 01:30:21,322 Darcy. 1361 01:30:22,356 --> 01:30:23,958 You think about Darcy. 1362 01:30:47,948 --> 01:30:49,317 - Hey. - [chuckles] 1363 01:30:50,118 --> 01:30:52,955 Ah, a declaration of your love for me? 1364 01:30:54,389 --> 01:30:56,990 Your friend Michael, the good-looking one, 1365 01:30:56,992 --> 01:30:59,360 he dropped this off, told me to give it to you. 1366 01:31:10,104 --> 01:31:11,905 [Michael] Dear Kevin, 1367 01:31:11,907 --> 01:31:13,272 There's a very good chance that after tonight 1368 01:31:13,274 --> 01:31:14,576 you will not see me again. 1369 01:31:16,610 --> 01:31:19,448 If that is the case, do your old college roommate a solid. 1370 01:31:22,117 --> 01:31:25,421 When the time is right, tell Darcy Baines I'm sorry. 1371 01:31:25,654 --> 01:31:27,890 And that I never meant to hurt her or her father. 1372 01:31:29,024 --> 01:31:30,226 Tell her what I couldn't. 1373 01:31:31,292 --> 01:31:33,558 That I loved her, 1374 01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:35,197 and that the happiest moments of my life were spent with her. 1375 01:31:39,667 --> 01:31:41,237 [ragged breathing] 1376 01:31:51,979 --> 01:31:54,148 That's all the details you get, my friend. 1377 01:32:00,154 --> 01:32:02,056 I was gonna be a player in this town... 1378 01:32:03,324 --> 01:32:05,461 and Callie, Callie was gonna... 1379 01:32:07,228 --> 01:32:09,364 Well, needless to say... 1380 01:32:09,997 --> 01:32:11,532 it hasn't worked out. 1381 01:32:20,608 --> 01:32:22,043 [gasping] 1382 01:32:26,547 --> 01:32:28,917 [sirens wailing in distance] 1383 01:33:07,454 --> 01:33:09,591 [sirens wailing] 1384 01:33:13,795 --> 01:33:15,831 [pop song playing] 1385 01:33:15,833 --> 01:33:19,699 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1386 01:33:19,701 --> 01:33:22,337 [man singing] 1387 01:34:24,431 --> 01:34:27,402 [song continues] 1388 01:36:48,710 --> 01:36:50,311 [song fades]