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[piano style church style]
[top clinking on the ground]
["Bridal Chorus" playing] Oh, I think she's so beautiful.
Wardell.
I love you.
["Bridal Chorus" continues]
[dramatic chords]
Well, I don't think I thought I'd succeed,
are you, Earl
[Earl yelps] Oh, God! Help me, help me!
Damn, Earl! Fuck me now!
[Earl] I can't, I can't, I can't.
You damn dog, Earl.
- Fuck me now - [Earl screaming]
[scream]
Go to sleep. [crying]
Save me.
Make everything bad in this world go away.
Save me.
["Sordid Lives" plays] ♪ Who will be tried? ♪
♪ Who is a saint? ♪
♪ And who are sinners? ♪
♪ Sir, this is difficult enough to walk with difficulty ♪
♪ From lunch to dinner ♪
♪ Well, we are looking for The light of truth ♪
♪ Between our white lies ♪
♪ And we sleep far away from our Youth ♪
♪ Under the sky tattletale ♪
♪ Now who should be said? Who is a sinner ♪
♪ And who are the saints? ♪
♪ Who can say who you are? love and who you can't ♪
♪ Well, it's easy to pot ♪
♪ To call a black kettle ♪
♪ They are just jealous From hot and lustful ♪
♪ Their lives lead Satan ♪
♪ not a slut ♪
♪ Sort our dirty lives ♪
♪ It's a bitch ♪
♪ When you realize ♪
♪ Get yourself a box From Cracker Jacks ♪
♪ Then you can get A a very annoying gift ♪
♪ It's a bitch ♪
♪ Sort our dirty lives ♪
♪ Now we fight Enter parachutes ♪
♪ To take a first breath ♪
♪ And we fight for acceptance ♪
♪ From our birth to our death ♪
♪ But God Too busy trying '♪
♪ To keep the world On that leg ♪
♪ He doesn't have time To care about ♪
♪ What happened Between your sheets ♪
♪ not a slut ♪
♪ Sort our dirty lives ♪
♪ It's a bitch ♪
♪ When you realize ♪
♪ Get yourself a box From Cracker Jacks ♪
♪ And you can get A a very annoying gift ♪
♪ It's a bitch ♪
♪ Sortin '♪ Sorry we're a little
♪ Dirty life ♪
[TV Narrator] Because from hoarding,
Brenda doesn't let anyone enter...
Oh, my words LaVonda, come here
You will not believe this hoarding house
I can't, I'm late for me the task of visiting the hospital.
And I took Noleta with me to see his mother.
Noleta, we have to skedaddle!
I can't find my ponytail!
Why is that?
Brenda House makes Noleta Trailer look neat.
Gather puppets because his daughter sank
When Brenda fainted drunk.
Tragic.
You know, I'm glad to see you back
in front of the TV.
You have a nose stuck in the Bible
for the past few months
Have you finished?
Um, almost, I have to rest.
Revelation scares me.
Almost slept overnight.
I just don't know what you have to read
the entire Bible closes to cover.
I thought I would kill myself.
Well, with Ty and Kyle flittin ' from one country to another married gay and, plus that
Supreme Court decision, and now what is happening
At the church house, I only need
to find out some things for myself.
It seems to me that David could have Bathsheba's husband
killed in battle,
so he can marry adulteratin ',
pregnant vagrant,
to add another ton of his wife,
our nephew can marry one man he loves.
You are too strong on Bathsheba.
David uses his position as king to have a way with him
Don't blame the victim.
What is Noleta's mom?
Testing is still pending.
They have narrowed it down for stomach cancer
or severe cases of ptomaine, which he might get
from the rest of the tuna casserole itself,
that he left all night.
Ooh, in this heat.
Um, then he ate it breakfast. [laughs]
Shoo, Hortense knows better than that.
It's summer, and who eats tuna casseroles for breakfast
Hortense.
Can I borrow a pack of cigarettes? I am humble.
Yes, but you paid me back this time.
They are so high now, that should make us all stop.
I will pray Hortense has ptomaine
not stomach cancer.
I can't find my ponytail.
Do you want to borrow it Raquel Welch my wig?
No, it's okay, I will only rethink my appearance
on the way to visit Mama.
You won't have that problem if you want
choose to see and obey it.
Right, my hair and Sissy
stand still for decades.
- [shushes] - We interfere with this program
to bring you the latest on a story that is developing.
We have confirmed that convicted serial killer
Billy Joe Dobson...
dear baby Jesus, he's the serial killer
from above in Longview, which fetches hitchhikers
and kill them anxiously on the head
with a sledgehammer he stole while workin '
in the meat factory ' Right on Tyler.
He is very hot.
I don't think I'll be hitchhikin in the near future or I will end up in the grave.
Maybe me.
Well, Mama, it's been 17 years since you died
Your day causes so much chaos and all hell is released.
My child comes out as gay right in front of your coffin
And now legally married to a black man.
Thank you to the Supreme Court of the U.S.
I will give you time to roll over your grave
Oh, Mama,
so much has happened.
Wilson left me.
Take my credit card...
my beautiful house
I have to move to 1,700 square feet of houses,
Return here in Winters, Texas, where there is
a constant parade of crazy dancin 'on the road
[jukebox music playing]
♪ You did it wrong I did you right ♪
♪ You will find your bag Get out on the porch tonight ♪
♪ Don't try to give it up Same songs and dances, yeah ♪
♪ I've had enough and already Have your last chance... ♪
Oh, Peggy, Peggy, Peggy.
17 years ago, this was Sumbitches... [hand slapping]
... kill love in my life
Well, now technically, they are not Sumbitches,
G.W., remember?
Noleta burns them from wood Feet that kills Peggy.
I know that, you idiot.
You don't have to be bad.
Hey, look on the bright side. At least you have had a wife,
and mistress.
Some of us never find love.
Maybe because nobody wants you, Odell.
[Laughter] You are right.
Damn, half sense.
I was struck by lightning, That's why I'm a little slow.
Makes you smarter, in my opinion.
[G.W. laughs]
Princess Margaret Queen Elizabeth's sister
and his ex-wife daughter-in-law,
Sarah Ferguson, is a duchess.
And Prince Charles has a lady,
Camilla Parker Bowles.
And that's what killed Diana.
Well, that's good to know, Juanita.
Well, I've never seen anything love in your life too
I and LaVonda have good stuff one thing at a time.
Yes, until he dumped donkeys, like, a million years ago.
Victory, that's new I am awake now.
"V", for victory, you see. [laughs]
Looks like a big hairy pussy for me.
I don't like that.
I have something that will make you feel better, G.W.
A bullet through my head?
No, I have returned along with the 15 year honor
for Peggy who thinks to have two years ago.
Shaken by the hail storm and Odell
struck by lightning.
And then last year, Juanita went missin 'for two days.
Do you find me?
You are locked in a storage cabinet,
fainting taken each
from my liquor there
[laughs] Welcome.
I should never try to catch them hail balls
in my mouth, like nuts.
Error in assessment
We will only make it a 17th anniversary.
We can together and sing Peggy's favorite hymn
like a good old day.
How will this be like a good old day
The moment of love in my life, Peggy, six feet tall?
You can't kill love, G.W.,
but love can kill you
And you don't want that.
Does he make sense?
Well, even blind pigs are even found one acorn occasionally.
Come to me, Tammy. I need you.
Why did you never come to me again?
Well, damn, he's not a-comin '.
I will call Aunt Sissy.
[Woman on TV] No, no, no, no [crying]...
Oh, bless his heart.
[telephone rings]
Hello.
[Earl] Hi, Sissy.
Oh well, hello Brother Wow, how are you, hun?
Oh, Sissy, I've been so havin 'this dream
My fantasy about Wardell and I'm married
has started again
But it's a beautiful marriage,
and you are a bridesmaid.
Oh, thank you for me.
That is a dream, Sissy.
But then, his dream changed into a terrible nightmare.
And the marriage became Mama's funeral.
But Doctor Eve, you remember that means the old shop was bought
The great doctor tries to de-homosexual me
in the trash?
I really do, I don't care about him.
Yeah, well, Doctor Eve In the coffin Mama, not Mama.
And he tries to make it healthy, for fu...
Having a physical relationship with me.
There is a church house there?
[Earl] Yes, in the coffin Mama. That is very scary.
You know what today is date, right?
Thursday.
Ah, Mama's death date
He died 17 years ago.
He haunts me because, Sissy, he's never
want me to be happy
Oh dear baby Jesus, how long is the fly.
It seems like it was just yesterday Peggy stumbled
they are wooden legs and hit it head on that evil old sink
at the Galaxy Motel while havin 'that matter
with G.W. Nethercott.
[telephone line rings]
[Latrelle] Hello, sweet boy.
Hey, Mama, I'm calling you from Dallas.
Dallas, you're so close.
Have you finished, um,
thingamajig wedding tour?
Yes, ma'am, this last one part is what I like to call
"cry and snare teeth" part of the tour.
Uh-yes, fine, of course Do get a lot of press.
That is the point.
Yes, good for your purpose,
not always easy mother in Winters, Texas
Well, I'm sorry that Revealing bigotry has caused
You are sad like that, Mama
Oh, don't worry.
I'm used to gossiping now,
But why are you in Dallas? and I just found out?
Kyle for great work at Mitchell Gold, Bob Williams,
associate design head
And he can choose between Dallas and Atlanta.
Oh, choose Dallas.
I could come there and shop.
Kyle gets a family discount right?
I need a new seat, on taupe.
We will do it.
And you can often visit Winters.
Yes it will, just terrible.
Even though, maybe we can make Texas number 50, in Winters.
And you can throw us our wedding,
it sure gets a lot of attention
Oh, aren't these flowers beautiful?
This is the date of your aunt's death.
I am at the funeral when we speak.
I wish you were here but, You will always find the reason
not to visit Winters.
I only gave you a reason for me to go home
and you change the subject.
Oh, don't fight, Ty. You know I love you, I know,
and I'm very happy you and Kyle
have found each other. I just, yeah,
it's not exactly
the type of marriage I always dreamed of.
I don't, because I never thought it was possible because I was taught by you,
- and everyone... - [finger snapping]
Okay, you are right, you right, let's change the subject,
um, because I've saved Great news, and I mean big.
Hey, Latrelle, what will happen You would rather be called:
grandmother, I-ma, nana, or my personal favorite,
because you are so glamorous, glama?
What are you waiting for? Are you all...
Yes, just replace us Complete the first trimester
and we want to wait, you know, just to be sure,
but you will become the twin glama.
[Latrelle screaming]
[laughs] He screamed.
Nice to meet you, Mitchell.
I have to go, Mom. Boss man just arrived.
Hey, Mitchell. See you, ma'am.
Oh, welcome Nice to meet you.
- You too. - Come on, let's talk
So I saw all the press at the wedding recently.
Perfect media attention.
Faith in America. Great work, Ty, that's amazing.
And you, Kyle, what's up? will you be, Dallas or Atlanta?
- [booming siren] - [snorting and coughing]
I'm not talking I'm not talking gruntin ', Aunt Little Neecy.
[mobile ringtones]
Oh, hello there, Brother Boy.
LaVonda, I need your help
My talent is wasted here
Old fucking, Texas.
I want you to save me
Uh-yes, all right, you hear that the killer hitchhiker
has passed the pen?
He is from Longview, you know.
And he killed people all over the area
Having sex with the person he killed.
He thinks he will be executed next week.
LaVonda, please, you know I scare easily
I'm brittle like a little baby.
And Mama's ghost haunts me!
This is not a good sign ' like when Tammy came to me.
This is a bad sign.
And they have made, LaVonda,
queen drags this new
head of the show, and he has been on trial.
He said that I had to give Tammy.
I have to give up Loretta, and I have to give up Dolly.
I will not show anything.
- My new show is called... - [Neecy grunting]
... We are the Three Queens of the Opry Are.
I mean, who am I? for example, LaVonda?
Carrie Underwood? The like Christianity scares me.
I mean, one minute he asked Jesus
please take the steering wheel, and then the next minute
he defeats it the cheatin headlights'
truck his ex-boyfriend
What about the others? Do I have to do it?
The little fleshy, true sweet,
married Blake Shelton.
Miranda Lambert. They are divorced,
and he loses weight.
Well, I'm not, I'm big like Dallas and half of Fort Worth.
It looks like my water will break.
And I can't do it they are young, LaVonda.
I mean, you can just dim the lights so low
and then you are in darkness.
I want you to come pick me up
Can you borrow a Wardell truck?
And move me to Dallas where is the opportunity rampant?
I heard about this bar LaVonda, calling Rose Room.
Seat 500 people.
I need such appreciation.
LaVonda, I need applause like that.
I need a lot, LaVonda.
I need my precious daughter...
Tammy! [crying]
[hammer pounding]
[Madame. Barnes humming]
Yoo-hoo!
Mrs. Barnes.
Oh oh.
Hello, Latrelle.
Well, you have to meet a new pastor.
Jimmy Ray! Jimmy Ray, hey!
Jimmy Ray Brewton, he's my niece,
and he will bring Now Cecil has...
has gone glory to meet Jesus.
Jimmy Ray, this is Latrelle Williamson.
He I said you about with children
Well, good God will bless you
with beauty, Latrelle.
- Oh. [laughs] - indeed
Well, now, thank you.
I have a question.
Now marriage equality is the law of the land,
how is this revival, good, will change something?
The Supreme Court is not the law of this land.
God's word is the law of this land.
Well, actually, if memory serves me correctly,
um, that's not true.
The constitution is a law from the land, not the Bible.
Separation of Church and state,
um, something we all must have been taught at school
He's a passionate person, isn't he?
Indeed he is.
Oh, I can tell your stories.
And I'm sure you already have.
The fact is, five liberal judges and an unbelieving Muslim president,
can't take me...
your biblical and constitutional rights
to live according to Your beliefs are very firm.
Now, now, you have lost me,
Because as I said, that's the law.
Well, that's true, but as a Christian fighter,
we must fight for our Lord.
And here's your answer
We will make Runnels County a sanctuary
for institutions biblical marriage, one person,
one woman, and never have a gay marriage
done in this area
Ever, ever. We want our rainbow back.
We did it.
And there are already consequences for moral decay
from this country caused by gay people and acceptance
their lifestyle, and there will be more.
9/11, AIDS, Obama election, Hurricane Katrina.
And Sandy. Oh, and don't forget the Japanese tsunami.
And fire ants.
- All because of gay. - Um.
Well, I know I'm a Christian who fears God but I find it hard to do it believe that gay is holding
enough power to control the weather,
and diseases, and insects.
Well, let me do it fix you here, you see,
God has the power to respond precisely to immorality.
And that is our responsibility to protect this area
from His wrath.
Well, everything becomes a little cloudy and complicated when...
I'm sure you've ever said that my child is gay.
Yes, I've heard it.
And I'm very sorry.
The cross must be so It's hard for you to carry.
Now you might need this awakening
more than anyone in this city
Why don't you come on Friday, Latrelle,
and I promise so everything will be...
clear.
Hm.
Do you know what?
I think I will
I can't come now.
I'm here at the hospital sittin 'with
Aunt Little Evelyn Crawley.
Aunt Little Neecy who used to have all of them wild cats?
And a pet skunk.
Why, I think he died.
He is old when he was little.
And why are you sittin 'with those who suffer?
LaVonda, it's very unlike you.
Evelyn has had something for me for years,
which I don't want to discuss,
and he just waited to collect.
What's wrong with Aunt Little Neecy
other than cruelty and madness?
Well, Evelyn is in her kitchen, picklin 'okras
from his garden, and he put Little Aunt Neecy
in front of the television, to keep him busy,
and prevent it from going
drawer of her underwear again.
I mean, he's only obsessed with with Evelyn's underwear,
like to try each of them.
Oh, there's nothing crazy about that.
Uh, well, stretch them out.
[Earl] Oh.
Anyway, Aunt Little Neecy just likes the show
where the sponge speaks
I mean, anyone who comes with the show
Must use anesthesia, if you ask me.
So Evelyn looks up hours on the stove...
Tammy, baby, like this Is it boring for you like this for me?
Price is correct, though, God, he is upset
when Bob Barker stopped, and hated Drew Carey,
who looks fatter.
However, he goes in there and tries to change the channel
on TV, and that When the problem starts.
That's a lot of detail, LaVonda.
Oh, hush. You ask.
And I listen to the story of your sister who is torn
for 30 minutes bad luck.
Okay, okay, continue.
Well, that becomes a that long distance fight.
Evelyn can't unpack the remote from the hands of Aunt Little Neecy,
the grip of death
And during the struggle it's remote
Landing upside down Evelyn's head.
Well, who did it.
Evelyn loses patience, and Little Neecy loses hers.
So, right in the middle of the of Little Neecy's Aunt
big old anger,
he becomes full of shortness of breath
epileptic seizures and biting his tongue.
[screams] A little from his tongue?
- Yes. - God
Evelyn must get rid of her tongue
in the pickles jar Usin 'to get rid of the okra.
Dumped good okra right in the sink,
Fill the tube with ice.
Quick thinking '.
Of course, and he understands Aunt Little Neecy here
to the hospital, where Dr. Lloyd
able to re-install the tongue bit-off.
But all that blood destroys Evelyn
new white carpet, indoor, outdoor.
But Evelyn says that the good news is
the doctor said that Aunt Little Neecy
will talk again, with speech therapy,
who is in my heart humble Opinions are not good news,
Because the old bat is crazy it never damn 'closes.
And I strongly believe that Evelyn will regret
Use the tongue on ice.
What does Evelyn have about you?
Well, that has to do with him witnessing a crime that is justified
that I was an accomplice for years ago, involving a goat.
Oh, my God, is that sexual?
No!
And that's all you need to know.
Well, Evelyn is plain stupid to buy that white carpet.
But LaVonda, dear,
I am desperate.
- I need you to drive here - [Aunt Little Neecy grunts]
and take me to Dallas
Uh-oh, he throws things. I have to go.
Let's take me, LaVon!
[sighs]
What made you so long?
Do you bring me my payment, and my flamingo-pink lipstick?
I mean, the nurses, the command, the new pastor,
they have to look at me all day without my lips.
Yes, ma'am, I'm sorry
Oh, give me my lipstick.
If I will die, I want to look neat.
Oh, just cremate me
I mean, you will never be so Can do this eyebrow.
Mama, you won't die.
Stomach cancer runs in this family.
You might die too.
Just give me lipstick and pay.
Okay, oh, that's it.
- Oh, just kill - Oh, pay
Pay, good
- Lipstick - Ah-ha,
and stop eating
You will never get another man of your size.
Mama, I'm size 10.
In what country
I won't let you Push my button, Mama.
You might have installed them,
But I won't let you press them.
I heard that in Oprah's Lifeclasses.
Oh, shut up.
Oprah is full of nonsense.
[gasping]
Now, if you excuse me, I will see
if they have a delayed test you return to see how much longer
I have to do it hold it with this nonsense!
Oprah is not full.
LaVonda, LaVonda!
Don't shout in the hallway!
There are sick people here.
Doesn't your mother teach you need attention?
No, Mom, he only taught me to feel it
inferior and worthless
- LaVonda! - Garbage.
Hey, there, beautiful woman, can you come here
me?
Well, I don't see other beautiful women nearby.
Hey, would you be an angel and leave me...
My hands are they crutches there?
Damn means nurses help me to this chair
and say he will come back in 30 minutes.
It's been more than an hour.
Oh, curse,
you are beautiful.
Uh?
[Hardy] Oh, and I don't don't look at wedding rings
No. There is no ring
I pawned it after me divorce 17 years ago Single!
Look, my husband cheats on on me with my best friend
Mother 70 years, and our friendship lasts
But the marriage is not.
My friend LaVonda, oh, That's Peggy's daughter,
Peggy is an old adulteratin woman who has died,
is sitting in that room across from you
with Evelyn Crawley's Aunt Little Neecy.
Alright, Little Aunt Neecy crazy as a sack full of bastards,
bless his heart
And I'm here visiting my mother, who also has stomach cancer or severe cases of ptomaine.
I mean, we pray that ptomaine,
but he really means
Sometimes I just hope he will die.
Oh, shoot, I mean just thinking about it.
My husband, G.W, well my ex-husband is now,
17 years, no ring, single,
he is a Vietnamese veterinarian
and he has two wooden legs.
Well, technically they are fiberglass.
And one day I was really angry, and I took one of them feet,
and I bashed at all windows in his pickup truck
While he doesn't bathe.
It's not a beautiful sight they were stubs, many years ago.
Then, I put their feet on the fire On the pickup truck bed,
creatures like me are very upset after Peggy's funeral,
You know about his affair, not his death.
But first, I wet their feet with gasoline,
Because I think that nonsense,
thrown in a match, boom!
Oh, it's hard to make a Wedding work after that.
Remind me not to upset you.
[laughs] okay
I, uh, I don't mean to make things worse.
[laughs] what... what happened to your feet
Well, I destroyed it on an oil rig.
Uh, stick my crutch
Oh, right, sorry
Okay, here it is.
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
Now, hey, will you be behind me,
place your hands
around my waist and give me a boost?
Good.
Don't look at my ass
[Noleta] okay
[Hardy grunting] There we go.
Oh, yay, this works.
Buddy my friend should be bring me some sweat but,
- Do you see my ass? - No!
Maybe just a little.
Good.
[Noleta laughs]
[Noleta] Oh, God!
"Come on, Lord Jesus.
"Grace of the Lord Jesus
be with all Amen."
Hm.
Well, it's not the best endin ', if you ask me
[telephone rings]
[Vera] Corner Stop, where Jesus lives and is healthy
and everything is comfortable This is Vera.
How can I help you?
Hello, Vera, well, I just finished
read the entire Bible
I've dealt with Brother Boy this morning, ooh!
More problems than Christ on the cross.
Well, bless your heart.
I have prayed for Jesus to turn it over.
Well, Vera, I think so Maybe it's a futile prayer.
If you have faith Mustard seed size,
You can say it on mulberry tree, "Be pulled
and planted in the sea."
It's on Luke.
Hey, Leticia, you mix sweet spicy
Chili Doritos with spicy nachos again.
Yeah, Vera! Bitch... [speaks Spanish]
[Sissy] "Be good, one for the other." Ephesians 4:32.
Um, eh-huh, that's one of my favorites.
Why do you think who wants to be revoked
Mulberry trees and plant them in the sea?
How do they choose their mulberries?
Mm, there are several things in the Bible
it doesn't make I lick my feelings.
Well, I live by the Bible, Sissy.
I don't need it to make sense.
Now I'll need you from me
anti-equality calling committee.
The resurrection starts tomorrow,
and we must issue the last word.
They are committed to our religious freedom,
and good Christians will be persecuted.
With whom
Obama, Hillary Clinton, five liberal judges,
and Miley Cyrus.
[Latrelle] Sissy!
Sissy!
Oh God, Vera, I have to go. This is Latrelle.
Sissy!
Well, you will never believe
What the church is doing, you will not do it.
Vera tells me...
They have an anti-equality awakening.
That's what they call ' I t. This starts tomorrow.
I just met a new one pastor, Jimmy Ray Brewton.
He's handsome.
Very argumentative.
Well, you will know all about that.
That's not always a bad thing.
Oh, wait a minute. I just hung up on Ty.
He and Kyle might move to Dallas.
Kyle has a great designer job offers from Mitchell Gold,
Bob Williams, furniture shop, very upscale
High end Beautiful
Maybe you can get some free furniture.
Oh, bigger news.
The boy is a twin.
Oh, twins.
I have to clink.
What's with my furniture?
[door closers]
LaVonda.
This is Hardy. Hardy, this is LaVonda.
New hardy in town.
And who are you, welcome cart?
Do you both smoke in the hospital?
Oh yes, we smoke.
[Noleta] I have to leave, I will be late for work.
We don't finish here, okay?
Okay, ow! [laughs]
Why isn't there a good one? has this ever happened in my life?
Do you see the size of his legs?
I'm sure, come on.
So they both do their business in cups instead of socks,
and go to some science labs where at that time
fertilize a few eggs of stray women
that they choose from the donor book.
Then the fertilized egg is put into a replacement
uterus, which will then carry the baby.
[laughs] is very scientific.
Ew, God, God, things they can do it lately.
They use this agent called Growing Generations,
who does everything, put everything together
And the oldest Winkler girl has it
the four babies out of wedlock.
They can only slip him 20 and
have a little white trash baby.
No thanks.
I don't want Winkler's grandson.
Don't know what swimmin 'is in that gene pool.
In addition, they want their own property.
And with current technology, each
can have their own biological children.
Oh, one white,
and one cute little mulatto.
Ew, I hope that mulatto is a girl.
Halle Berry is very beautiful.
Sissy said that, "mulatto,"
it is no longer politically correct.
"Mix" is preferred.
Mix, huh?
Well, if you say it.
Mulatto must have a more beautiful ring for that.
God, I can't follow.
Are African Americans still right?
I believe so, there are only a few
who doesn't care for it well.
Oh, I can't wait to say it Crisis lives mid Wilson
that he will be grandfather
♪ I am a Christian, God ♪
♪ But I'm also a woman ♪
Complete Tammy, and then I have to enter Loretta.
Velcro, woman.
How do you solve this crap?
[door closers]
Hello.
We haven't opened yet.
- You are weird, sad, sad. - Aah!
You can smell Tammy's precious goodbye.
Because this is not a problem.
No! Go, Dr. Eve! [shouts]
[Billy Joe] Hello.
- No! - Are you okay?
Oh, forgive my appearance
I'm working on a transition from Tammy to Loretta.
This is part of my skit.
For big shows, it's Loretta, Tammy, Dolly,
We are the Three Queens of the Opry Are.
What if you become a good little girl
and pour liquor for me.
We haven't opened yet.
Good.
Well, fast, Roger will kill me.
I will work late.
Slightly right, Wardell.
And the beautiful ones princes, William and Harry,
abandoned without mother
And I will never forgive Camilla Parker Bowles.
Oh, who sucks, Juanita?
Queen Elizabeth.
Tragic, Juanita.
- Hey, G.W., Odell, hi, Wardell. - Hi, Vonnie.
Do you all do all this for my mom?
Yes, and I want you will come tomorrow night
as my date, for the past.
- I thought I'd like it. - Yeah.
I'm Earl. People call me Brother Boy,
or Tammy Wynette.
I am Billy Joe. Can I smoke smoke?
Why don't you turn on two at a time.
[laughs] Sorry, they are rather girly.
I am bisexual, I will channel my feminine side
Oh, bisexual, huh?
What?
Just want to graduate and say it's good.
What's wrong?
Well, Mama at the hospital,
either stomach or ptomaine cancer.
And he said he would never get another man of my size
Then right after he said that, I was laid down
by a young man, hot Fuck the two legs
on a hospital bed
Mama is wrong.
So what's wrong with you, G.W., keep busy?
52.09, 52.09, 52.09,
52.09, 52.09 and 52.09.
Will there be anything else?
Uh-eh. No, Mom, no, no, no.
For that, I can't even be able to eat again Have you thought about being '
on my anti-equality caller committee?
Good...
Sissy, will you buy me Baby Ruth?
I have a desire for something sweet.
Well, hello, Latrelle.
I hear your ex-husband has been rocked
far, far younger more beautiful women
in your used home lost mini
in divorce on St. Angelo.
How do you survive?
I'm fine, Vera, thank you.
Well, you've been prayed list since your husband
run with IHOP mulatto's servants.
Prayer is very meaningful.
"Mulatto" no longer exists Politically correct, Vera.
They prefer "mixed" lately.
And I've prayed you, and your struggle with
obesity, and greed too.
You have faith, you can move mountains.
[Leticia laughs]
Shut up, Leticia. Go dust sauce or you will
looking for a new trabajo
[speaking Spanish]
I don't speak Mexican!
And I'm not a glutton,
I have glandular problems.
Oh, Vera has struggled so with his weight battle
Since we were little.
Dr. Oz says it's a disease, like alcoholics.
Okay, maybe that's the case It's time for you to be aware.
People don't like you, Latrelle.
Yes.
That is our only similarity, Vera.
Come on, Sissy.
Oh!
[sighs] Bye.
I know what the teardrop tattoo means.
That means you are in Pokey.
Uh, damn, I need that.
I had a very bad day.
You know who I am
Mm-mm.
Should I? You're famous
My precious and valuable Tammy is famous.
That is the blessing and the curse.
Pill
I'm just a lost roamin soul 'highway.
Uh, well, that's poetic.
You know I like your appearance.
Rough.
Rough trade.
Yeah, I'm rude, okay.
Do you know why to call it pokey?
Ah, that's evil!
[chuckles] Yeah, but maybe you also like
to get poked in pokey.
[Earl] Oh, you are silent.
[laughs]
Immediately return, forget something in my truck
I am a Christian, God,
But I'm also a woman.
♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪
[tense music]
Hello?
Billy Joe?
What is all this?
OK, hello, Marty. Nice to be welcomed
with sunlight like that.
[laughs] Shut up.
Who is Billy Joe?
My imaginary friend, who watched me practice
You can be certified, when What will you learn?
This doesn't work, okay?
No-kay
And if you can't do some new material,
and not tired old _ from the dead,
and it's almost dead, then you don't leave me a choice
but to fire your shirt, butt roped.
Loretta and Dolly barely die,
and they certainly don't have beens.
Tammy is the only one who is dead.
And he doesn't and of course will never be his.
He just left.
He came to me, Marty.
I am selected It's not me You think you can even
understand such things commitments and obligations.
So why aren't you? sail back to Singapore.
I am Filipino, born in Cleveland.
When in a dump in Big Springs,
Tammy comes I'm night after night...
- Shut your mouth! - Come for me!
I can't hear that cockamamie bullshit
Legend of a country legend again.
You are in a mental state institutions for a reason, okay
Case closed.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, Martina, don't! [shouts]
No no!
I was a little surprised to see a visit.
I want Wilson to be filled with regrets
when he saw me
[Sissy] African-American, Asian, mixed.
Roger, I am very, very sorry I'm late
but someone comes.
And it's hard for him to go.
- [both laugh] - [Latrelle] Hi, Noleta.
- Hi, Latrelle Hey, Sissy. - Hey, sug.
- [Roger] There's always something. - That is something, okay.
Well, I guess I miss whatever it is.
Noleta, can you fix my French manicure?
Please focus this time.
on it.
You have missin 'that something'
your whole life, Latrelle.
Alley cattin 'never is my skill, unlike some.
Hell bells, Latrelle, year I miss
is a distant memory.
And there is only one cowboy that ever existed
doing something for me in the first place.
Damn, if it's not for me rabbits, I will never have anything else
damn 'orgasm in me damn' live! [laughs]
I'll buy you one for Christmas, Latrelle.
Why wait? My birthday is next month
And these people, are perfect examples
that people can change.
Sissy, do you want a rabbit?
No, Mom, I don't like mice.
[laughs]
Don't make me do Carrie Underwood.
Or Blake Shelton former ex-blooded wife,
or cut from Sugarland.
I can't do it, Marty,
I can't! [crying]
You will if I say you will do it.
No, no, no, Dr. Eve! Get out of my mind!
Stop, just go, go, go, go, go, no, no, leave.
I don't go anywhere. I am your new boss,
people who have no reason to hire you,
but surely it can be bad luck fire.
So, it comes up with a new action,
or you can hang up your phone tired, crispy healed
Apologize to the woman.
Who are you? What are you doing here
Fuck you
Excuse me, who do you think you are talking?
I talk to you, bitch.
Now apologize to the woman,
or you have to torture me.
Well, you have 10 seconds to leave this bar
before I contact the police to have your stupid redneck,
white donkey is captured.
- Okay then. - [Marty shouting]
- Oh! Oh, my God! - you can't kill it
The saddle killer is spared.
- Oh! - [shooting weapon]
No, no, don't shoot him. No, don't shoot.
You can't shoot it in the head.
[Billy Joe] You just shot the wrong person, the donkey erased.
I understand, I understand, I got the gun.
- Hey, no, no, no, no, no. - [Marty shouting]
No, no, you will do it sprinkle blood on my costume,
and I have worked very hard on them.
You must be shittin 'me.
No, I don't prevent you.
The blood and brain that is covered in mess is very messy.
Blood won't come out of chiffon.
- He is right about that - No!
I mean, Billy Joe, didn't you kill him?
Okay then.
This never happened
Because if one call is made to the police,
I will come back here and cut from your bastard
for your appetite, understand?
I did, this never happened.
You say, or not
Well, I guess so. Under these circumstances,
my choices are rather limited
Oh, good God
Oh my God!
I hope you will see old Vera!
I think a life done to disrupt a scooter
better than going on a diet.
You know, some people don't care about their health
You know I have good stuff thoughts to go there
and drop them from it scooters and their claws to death
with that damn hammer.
Roger, hun, you don't mean that.
Murder is never a good choice.
I have just been beaten all my life by the Bible.
And at some point, there are no cheeks to rotate there and no more fucks that can be given.
Billy Joe, run! Run fast!
Singapore's sewers are evil.
He can't be trusted.
[Billy Joe] Come on, come on, come in here.
He is not a Southern person. Help me, Ian!
[Billy Joe] God, yes, is that all?
[Earl] This is my item, for my performance, now let's go.
Goodbye, Long-fucking-view, Texas.
Donkey donkey, Billy Joe!
Ladies, it's very good all of you are here with
We really want you to come to our revival.
Vera, I can't be in you anti-equality calling committee.
Sissy, you don't believe in equality, right?
I definitely do it.
What happened?
Sissy believes in the equation now.
Well, then you don't trust the Bible,
and you are not correct with your maker.
Jesus spoke to us, He said, there is no service for gays
No cake, no flowers, no photos,
and no one does a marriage.
No gay marriage, ever, ever, ever.
Shh.
Jesus is talking 'to me too, here and now
And that voice I hearin 'tell me...
What? What did he say?
He told me...
that he never said to dip you.
And you're a liar, and Wolves in sheep's clothing.
A very large sheep.
Stop your fear, LaVonda!
This is of no use with what is outside,
but terrible inside the these two hypocrites
What happened to you, Sissy?
You are hurt in my feelings.
Love...
and compassion, not the true message of Christ?
And now I'm here heart, and intelligence
A good God gives me think of everything for myself
Well, I don't.
I... I'm not saying that is true.
Oh, Vera, what you say is true.
Come on, Latrelle, let's head to St. Angelo's
so we can tell ex-husband bastard,
Because I'm on roll and whoo, [laughs]
You are ready!
Get out of my way
Sinners
Oh, Roger hun,
Can you do a quick touch on my hair?
I want to see the best for me Awakening tomorrow night.
Get bacon-eatin ' Baptists judge leaving the shop.
And now that winter Hairport is closed,
and Lila Walker are no again the oldest living
beauticians throughout the state of Texas,
because he's dead, who fuck's gonna do your hair?
Yeah, bitches, anti-equality works two ways.
Now you're out of there here before I beat you...
[woman screaming]
Exit, exit, exit, now!
Exit, exit now.
That's right, prostitute, come out.
[laughs]
Whoa!
So where do you want to go?
Dallas, to Rose Room...
where opportunities are rampant.
We need money.
I'll be back soon, you stay.
Don't move
Will you bring me cold cola?
What type?
Dr. Pepper.
Oh, and a few cigs. I got to my last 20,
I should have grabbed a stack of tips.
Keep it, don't need it.
Well, a gentleman.
[doorbell ring]
Ugh, what do you want?
Hello, Greta.
I need to talk to Wilson.
Have you ever heard of a telephone or email?
Ever heard suitable for age?
- [Sissy chuckles] - Whatever, whore
Wilson, your ex-wife Latree is here.
- Latrelle - [Greta laughs]
You know it's Latrelle.
[Earl] I will destroy my bladder.
Put all the fuckin ' money in that damn bag
That's right, aren't you fucking moving?
All the money in that fucking ' bag, that's all there is
Give me damn money or I'll shoot it
on the damn face
[Earl] maybe I'm a little off more than I can chew.
Enter the truck Enter the truck
Get that damn truck!
Well, if I know that will do armed robbery,
I won't wear kitten heels.
[Billy Joe] Come on.
[truck engine starts]
[gun shot]
What do you want?
[sighs] do you mind?
Whatever you want to say in front of me,
You could say in front of my wife.
Wife?
Wife!
Right after my divorce Last month,
and we are both free from our terrible past,
We have a simple personal ceremony in San Antonio
- with the mariachi band - [Wilson clicks on the tongue]
Mm, it's perfect for Our simple yet pure love.
OK, I don't know.
Well, what do you expect, Latrelle? Wedding invitation
[Wilson and Greta laugh]
You will be grandfather, Wilson.
What?
[Latrelle] Huh, substitute Ty and Kyle
are pregnant with twins.
I can explain how that works if you need me.
Working against the nature of God is what he does.
Just like their relationship and their lifestyle
work against God's will.
Right. We believe that God created Adam and Eve,
and not Adam and Steve,
and that marriage is between men and women.
It is better not a man, his first wife,
and then some garbage maids?
Does he just call me trash?
Well, if the heel tracker is right.
And I am a singer, not a servant.
In Bowl-a-Rama.
Wilson, will you let him to talk to me like this?
Allow? Oh dear,
He has never had such control over me.
Greta, hun, do you believe all the Bible?
This feels like a trick question.
We really do it.
We hate sin, but we love sinners.
Latrelle, we need stones.
Stone?
Yes, hun, I hate to inform you , but the Bible is
very clear about stonin adultery '.
Included in several parts.
So I think I and Latrelle have to do it
your stone and Wilson
Ew, will I enter here the entrance can be accepted?
Sissy, is the brick I put
these flower beds with, will they do?
Bullshit Go and lower my proposal.
You will become a grandfather, Wilson.
Our gay children will become fathers.
And he will be a parent A gay man he loves
and legally married for, so it can be used for that.
Stop being a terrible father.
Down from property.
Yes, or I will call the police.
The property you stole from me?
With pleasure Come on, Sissy.
Nice to meet you, Greta.
I am very glad we don't have to throw you.
Wilson.
Good work, Latrelle.
I feel it is going well.
Um, yes.
[moaning] give me, father.
[laughs]
What?
Sorry, I think we should come with
better ways to talk dirty
I don't think we can use Father like that again.
Right. [sighs]
Wow.
Um, man, we will be father, Ty.
We will be the best damn father
God has used this earth.
[sighs]
Unlike me
Hey, bringin 'we're down.
Literally.
[Ty sighs]
Talk dirty, honey
Give me BBC I, um...
hot, black people
[both laugh]
Fast, I don't want to Aunt Little Neecy meets me.
He becomes bound.
Do you miss me?
Alright, somewhat.
I don't wear any underwear.
[Noleta gasps]
[throat clearing] your mother
Oh right, the delayed test is no longer delayed
Well, if the bad news comes back here
and I will entertain you
But if that's good news, you come back here and we will celebrate.
- win-win - Yeah.
How have you happened to you?
Trash!
[horn horn truck]
We only need to be hung Here are a few hours,
to dark.
Take a nap, let it cool,
then we will take it back go to Dallas
[laughs] Criminal life is so exciting.
I like bein 'to the lamb with you.
Well, there, one bed.
[Noleta] I am very happy ptomaine and not cancer!
[Hardy muffled]
Oh yes, that's how it is! Oh, give glory! Give glory!
Hallelujah!
Oh, Jesus!
[shouts]
Oh, whoo, we win, win, win,
hold one, one more, one... whee!
- [Noleta] Jesus, oh, win, win! - Hah?
Noleta?
[Noleta] wins, wins, wins, wins
Somewhat looks like a bald and naked Jesus if
Jesus has a tattoo, which he doesn't have.
You don't have a snowball A chance in hell with this one,
- You're a weird little monkey - Go.
No, even prison junk is above you.
You masturbate Exercise, look at this.
No, I will masturbate, but I will not think of you
and cow titties.
I will think of Billy Joe Dobson,
killer hitchhiker.
You will think of me if I say that you will do it.
No, leave! No!
Who are you talking about?
you.
Hah, it's just a silly way that makes you aware.
Defeating hell from "rising and shining,"
give God glory, glory
Dude, you're crazy.
And I like crazy people.
Wonder where the mixed twins are.
[slow and sad music]
[Latrelle sighs]
[telephone rings]
[Ty] Hi, Mama.
Ty, I want you to go home.
Winters needs you.
Why don't you scare me?
I think my killin days are over.
Maybe you can feel it.
Well, this benefits me.
Come here I'm here.
[sighs] Do you mind?
No, uh-uh, I don't mind.
[sighs] The killin ' All are connected with sex.
I am attracted to women and women men, almost all of them
Except for farm animals.
But, my attraction is only for the dead.
Besides that, I can't get this My monster dick doesn't exist anymore
The day is over
- Monster - Mm.
Where did it end?
[Billy Joe laughs]
You may be a murderer, but you are not a liar
I don't want to be like that:
a killer
I am fully responsible,
but I have a childhood like a fucking horror movie.
Can not go there.
That's just something, killin ', I can't control
I tried...
so hard
My type isn't too popular in a big house.
Some inmates cut my nuts.
Cut your nuts?
Yes.
Their guard just stands back and laughs,
I almost bleed to death.
If not because of this _ This is a strange old old freak
named Ribeye, I'm sure.
Maybe that's why I like you.
You remind me of the old Ribeye.
Oh, you lost me
Good,
He is really sissy.
Almost a woman.
Oh yeah, well, that makes sense.
But Ribeye saved my life.
Stitching my bean bag closed. Sick like a bastard
He treats me back healthy as usual.
[sighs] Feeling more love than I have ever felt in my life.
Do not want sex.
None.
That's just love.
But then Ribeye met the maker.
Enter some evil medicine
and stabbed right in front of me.
Everyone I have ever loved just left.
I'm afraid to die.
Because I know everything I'm doing here on this Earth
I don't have the opportunity to go to heaven.
I will burn in that matter fire lake for eternity.
I'm bound to hell.
So that's why I escaped.
Because they thought to execute me in a few days
and I'm afraid of shamelessness.
So, I think...
by the way,
My beans' losin is the best thing
That can happen to me and you.
Because if I still have a nut, I will kill you,
then we will have sex, that you cannot enjoy
Because you will die, but then...
I will definitely be interested in you.
OK thank you.
It certainly makes me feel better about myself.
Dear Jesus, here it is the weirdest conversation
I have had at me all my life [laughs]
What?
For ribeye
[TV announcer] In other news now, Texas Attorney General
Ken Paxton tells county officials that they can refuse - marriage license... - Afternoon losers if you ask me
[TV Announcer]... for same-sex couples, if conflict
- with their religious beliefs. - Why did you bring down
all of your mama's photos?
Wardell wants me brings some to Bubba's
- for Mama's warning service - Ah.
[TV Announcer] And breaking the news into our newsroom
Hitchhiker killer, Billy Joe Dobson,
still released.
But he looks today as long as it looks
abduction of an old woman.
You know the hostage looks vaguely familiar
[TV Announcer] If you know this woman, or have...
Well, here it is.
I will miss you.
Yes, I...
OK, okay
Exit.
You deserve a better life.
You will need this
Where do you come from?
Thank you, Billy Joe.
I learned something very valuable to meet you
What is that?
Never judge a serial killer.
[slow and sad music]
See you later.
[the door creaks open]
Still taking the remote key
and drive all the drunk houses, huh?
Take care of me in business.
You're a good person, Wardell.
OK. [laughs]
"Amateur drag competition, Rose Room."
This is a sign.
So now you are an accomplice to crime.
And in a strange big city.
- You are not here. - [laughs]
You are not included here
You are not included anywhere, gay.
You are not included here
You buy a shop, big tittied,
old alcoholics
homo-hatin ', pill-poppin', bitch.
[laughs]
You go, forever
[Dramatic and creepy music]
Ding-dong, the bitch has died.
[good music game]
♪ You are closer now ♪
♪ All I can say is ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
Amateur drag competition
I'm not an amateur, but you have to start somewhere
You moved?
No, I didn't move, I just wanted to...
choices for competition
Oh, your Andrew Christian is, ooh, not a true Christian.
[screams] Rose Room!
I'm just... I'm overwhelmed.
- Do you need courage? - Yeah, I'm nervous
Girl, I like this dress, and this one is divine.
Now I make them myself.
Shut up.
You will be amazing, baby
OK thank you.
Grandma, are they? let you get out of the house
Krystal, enter Angie Dickinson here.
Don't pay attention to For Cassie, she's bipolar.
I think you are rather valuable.
Well, I'm not Angie Dickinson.
I am Tammy Wynette.
More like Tammy Why-not.
Ooh, the big red one is really good.
Wait until you hear this audience.
[burping]
It's time to celebrate my new baby's work!
Oh, God, this is where I learn to be gay.
Under what table
- All of them. - [laughs]
[Announcer] Ladies and gentleman,
please welcome to the stage,
Cassie Nova!
[audience claps]
Hey, you're crazy bastard,
welcome, welcome, welcome
to amateur shows here rose space and dance floor.
Can we talk about how gay? This bastard looks?
I wear strange clothes and he is a gayer rather than me.
And he wears more makeup.
Stan cran and one mint.
How are you?
Oh no, the other side.
[audience laughs]
He slaps his ass, I don't mind his ass
or his face.
[audience claps]
Now tonight we are sponsored by Stoli,
so lift your glass I am in the name of God
and all that is holy, cheers.
[LaVonda] Oh, God, look how young I am.
Yes, it's about the time I...
The most beautiful kiss gal I've seen
Down by the old cow pool.
I was only 16 years old.
Yes.
Oh, and that's not all we Are down by the cow pool
if I remember correctly
Ah, young love. Not like that.
Well, maybe there is, Vonnie.
Because you are still the most beautiful girl
I've seen.
[slow country music played]
I have never stopped loving you, Vonnie.
I never stop loving you, Wardell.
Women and men, You make some noise for
[audience claps]
Good work, girls Good work.
Look, here's the goal, queen This is the goal.
OK, for all the next entertainers,
I want you to keep everything very low expectations
Because this is the next old country Queen, short like fuck.
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Tammy Whynot.
[the audience laughs and claps]
This is Wynette, run it and tell her, Tammy Wynette.
[man in the audience] Drink, kid.
["Womanhood" by Tammy Wynette]
♪ He said "Wait for Patricia" ♪
♪ I just tried kissing you ♪
♪ He said, "Okay," but then said, "Don't you dare" ♪
♪ He looks really bad
Bless his heart
♪ He thinks he's wrong ♪
♪ But it certainly looks like him bends his head in prayer ♪
[audience laughs]
That's my hair. I can't appear without my hair.
♪ But I'm also a woman ♪
♪ If you listen, God Please show me what to do ♪
♪ I've tried hard to become what... ♪
I think it's my Uncle Brother Boy.
[audience laughs]
I don't think he will win.
[the audience laughs and claps]
[crying]
Thank you
George Jones drinks to calm his nerves.
That doesn't work for me.
Excuse me, but...
I am very sorry to have it to witness this disaster.
I got on stage and I just gathered.
My throat, I'm just... I can't. I froze.
I think you are my Uncle Brother Boy.
You're Latrelle's boy
[Ty] I
Ty.
This is my husband, Kyle.
Your husband?
I just want to kiss your cheek, both of them.
[Kyle] Love the nails.
Oh, they will look good with your color.
I mean...
[all laughs]
Do you live here?
I stayed here from Longview.
That's just a very long story.
I, um... everything I have is in the sack.
All mine, my worldly property, is in a sack.
We are heading back Winters Uncle Brother Boy.
Do you want to go home with us?
No. I have not been home since I saw you
Last time at Mama's funeral.
That's almost bigger disaster than tonight
I think you should reconsider.
It's time we all become family again.
♪ Are you washed in blood ♪
♪ In soul cleansing Lamb blood? ♪
♪ Is your clothes not clean and...? ♪
Speakin 'clothes, shy way.
You are hussy
Guilty [laughs]
Where are you all night?
Oh, Sissy, me and me Wardell is back together.
Oh!
I am happy for you.
Ah!
- Oh! - [doorbell ring]
Well, who's in this world?
Do you expect someone?
- Ty, oh, heaven for Betsy! - Aunt Sissy!
Nice to be here.
And see who we found just wandering
sightseeing in Dallas.
[Sissy and LaVonda shouting]
[exclaims] Oh! Hi, Brother Boy, oh.
Come on, I finally succeeded.
Everyone enters, come on.
[happy to talk]
Come on in, Ty.
I will continue to enter
and finished breakfast
- Ooh, shh, shh! - We interfere with routines
programming for this special report and update now
about the killer hitchhiker.
Billy Joe Dobson is dead.
- good - Killed during a shootout
with the police and afterwards A dramatic car chase
through Dallas last night.
Look closely here. This old woman
- believed... - Elderly?
hitchhiker last killer victim
The police are currently looking for their bodies we will continue to update you as we learn more.
Fallen angels have returned to heaven.
Yes he has.
Poor old lady.
Wonder why he laughed at his age.
[Latrelle] Sissy!
Sissy!
Ty, you succeeded.
We have done it. We succeeded, Mama.
Ah, and Kyle.
Oh well, prepare everything.
Everything is mapped.
OK, let's discuss everything at breakfast,
I have a lot It's almost ready and no one likes cold biscuits.
[Ty] see who we carry
Brother Boy.
You look very beautiful.
I miss you.
Do I know you?
Well, I think I deserve it that but, I try '.
Oh, he still sucks,
But that no longer stops.
Is it permissible?
Come on, boy.
[sighing] Brother Boy, I am very annoying
for years, and I'm just so...
No, honey, you don't need to do this.
No, no, I have to do it.
I'm sorry,
it's just that so much has changed.
What is changin '.
I think it only takes a few moments.
In the meantime?
Too long, okay? I want to make up for lost time
Can we?
Can we go back to the road At that time we were little?
We used to play dress-up together.
Well, what is the size of your shirt?
Oh, I love you
I love you.
I love you too, Latrelle. God is good.
That's good.
Thank you, Ty. What Just sit anywhere.
Now you do some remodelin '.
I do it, now I can watch my shows
while I eat and cook.
Oh, he's black.
[laughs]
I prefer mocha hot chocolate.
Then tea of course.
Do mocha hot chocolate replace African-Americans
No, I'm just silly.
And I'm guessing this beautiful woman must be Noleta.
Why, hey, thank you, Noleta.
I'm white, can't even tan, and I also fall in love.
But it's not gay love. Can't go there.
Sometimes I think it will happen easier, less complicated,
But I'm interested in black men.
Ow, uh, African-American man. That is also true.
"Black" works. I have never been an African.
Well, I'm sure I'm happy with you
one white and one mixed twin.
Eh, we prefer biracial.
Biracial. Oh, God, I can't follow.
Oh, girl, you're busy
I try, do my best.
And that's what's important.
I believe his intentions are more important than words.
All is good to know, but we must be organized
for the rise of anti-equality tonight.
We have to be busy,
Because damn it will hit the fan.
[woman] will you lead us in the words of prayer that are open?
Of course, woman.
Let the church house be packed to rafter, oh, God.
Yes, God.
Let sinners enter the front door.
What's here?
Juanita, hun, we are right in the middle of our final
anti-equality committee meeting.
That's not true.
OK.
Now we will only love for you to join us tonight,
if you want.
I have a conflict. Something happened
is very important for that time bar which sometimes I often
uh, call, uh, I forgot.
Bubba's?
That will be one.
It might also be called nest of inequality.
I think the above is in New Orleans.
Hey, big'un, sir, I am cigarettes and Cheetos.
Its name is Vera. Vera Lisso, not big'un.
We have been through this several hundred times.
Big'un suits you.
Bass people make a cheese from raw milk
who are aged in the cave for four or five months.
How do you know that, Juanita?
I forgot.
Maintain change, big'un.
That's two cents.
All yours.
And it's ripe with mold,
and they scrape the mold off before you eat it.
And that's where bass people lose me.
The gate drops, and lights flash,
but the train doesn't come.
♪ Will the circle become unbroken? ♪
♪ By and by, God by and by ♪
Fast, Latrelle, they have started
♪ All waiting in the sky of God ♪
Come on, Noleta.
Is that straight
Yes, now be kind.
♪ By and by, sir ♪
♪ By and by ♪
See who is here
♪ There's something better ♪
♪ Home waiting ♪
♪ In the sky, God ♪
♪ In the sky ♪
Yes, brothers and sisters, let's keep our circle
from being damaged by sodomy sinners, amen
Yes, and please forgive our appearance today,
because Roger, a recognized homosexual, has decided
not to fix hair anyone who believes in this good book
Amen.
[phone vibrates]
[Madame. Barnes] It's ready for some
good old-fashioned preachin '?
[Crowd] Amen.
Welcome to Southside Our new Baptist pastor,
Jimmy Ray Brewton.
[audience claps]
Roger?
Ty?
Roger, this is my husband, Kyle.
Nice to meet you, Roger.
And you. God, this people won't know
Is it racist or homophobic? Do I miss something?
No, you have never heard a hundred million times before
But preachers are hot like fuck.
Don't lie down humans like humans.
This is an abomination.
- Amin - Amin, brother
You know, Satan is the first to ask for equal rights.
Yes it's true.
Flip to Isaiah 14:14, where Lucifer proclaims,
"I will be like the highest."
Want to be the same as God.
But Satan never gets it the same rights, right?
No, no, he fell into the belly of hell.
Same as gay.
I used to love this church.
You know they aren't all like this anymore.
You can't swing a cat in this city
without hittin 'fanatical
I remember, but you know, hearts and minds change.
But hey, these fanatics actually inspire me to do what I do.
I work for Faith in America, and we try to help people
work through damage, and to prove to them
God also includes us.
They question creation, You question the creator.
Many affirmin ' poppin' churches are everywhere
My mom is a priest one in Phoenix.
Lucky you.
You put a face on gay, Roger.
When I was little, I used to sit and
watch Roger do Mama, and Auntie LaVonda, and Aunt Sissy's hair,
and I used to pretend I'm Roger from Avila.
I decorate my doll Suzy Q 's hair until she's bald You inspire me to accept everything from me, so...
Thank you.
You don't know what that means to me.
[mobile vibrates]
Oh, we better go in there. Mama will explode.
Are you comin '
Oh no. I can hear hate being fine from here.
[Jimmy Ray] Always the best choice for our lives
- [audience claps] - thank you
Oh, that's my mama's favorite song.
Oh, that's very beautiful, Wardell.
You know, Vonnie, last night was really special to me
Me too.
That's it.
[LaVonda] D.W., don't you even think about it.
- Hey, you bastard! - What the hell?
Oh, hi, G.W., I'm not See you there.
Get your damn white hands from his hands.
You are white trash and you have no claim for me.
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E became late 17 years ago
Oh, for crying out loud!
Wardell, do something. They destroy my mama's respect
They fight me, LaVonda.
Oh, they are fighting me.
Oh, you go, bastard
This sucks on you.
Come on, tap the teeth out, G.W.
Now.
[G.W. snoring]
- Not bad luck. - Come on, kick her ass!
[snoring]
[G.W. shouting]
[G.W.] I lost my leg!
I got you. Come here, come here.
Must get the pyromaniac restless with my feet
He is not a bum. Give me back to my crutch now.
You give me back
[gun shot]
You have to be ashamed of yourself.
We try to respect Life of a good woman here today.
and you guys do that!
Noleta you come here just looking for 'problems
Now you come out of me bar, take your own room
at the Galaxy Motel.
And G.W, stop this damn nonsense.
You lose your rights have been married to Noleta.
Peggy is the person you really love, friend.
You love Peggy.
I know. [crying]
Now let's show him tonight, huh?
Good.
I'm sorry, Wardell.
LaVonda, Hardy will give me a ride home.
I'm sure he will do it.
Now put your foot back.
You see, the Supreme Court is not the highest being.
And I thank God who is good for Texas.
And I spoke with Gail Wade, our county officer, today,
and Tinky Walker, Justice of the Peace,
Who is the sittin 'right back there, you stand.
Good Christian warriors
They convinced me
who carry out their religious freedom
will no longer allow same-sex couples
to get married in Runnels County.
And you know what that means.
Gay can't marry in church.
[audience member] Whoo-hoo!
Gay can't get married in the courthouse.
There is no place to get married, no one can marry them
We have closed sodomy, the pedophile
will no longer persecute God-fearing Christians
And tonight I reported that Runnels County
being a sanctuary, free from gay marriage,
we have stopped equality
Oh no, not yet.
Sister, do you have anything to say?
Oh yeah, brother. I have a lot of talk.
Alright, let's hear what good brother says
Come on, Sissy, take your Bible.
I got it.
My child is gay
And, um, Aunt Sissy is sweet here has done research on its behalf.
Read the Bible from front to front.
Sissy, what did Jesus do? say about homosexuality
There is no one blessed word.
- That's not true. - That is.
First Corinthians
That is Paul, not Jesus.
If you have a degree in theology, do it right.
Jesus said nothing.
None.
Do you believe in all the Bibles?
- Of course we do. - [audience confirms]
Then why do you eat bacon?
Deuteronomy 14: 8.
"And the pig, unclean for you.
You cannot eat their meat."
The Bible tells us all who eat smoked meat
and pig's leg,
and pork,
and Dorito sausage casserol, The pork eaten is wrong.
But the meat is delicious, and we eat because of that
This scripture does not make sense mate.
That is the Old Testament, Jesus gave us a new law.
That includes me who wants to eat bacon.
However, Vera, you were the first to scream
when the pastor reads from the Old Testament,
"Don't lie down humans like humans,
that is abomination."
I have never lied with a woman before
the way I lie with you, baby
- Stop. - And the New Testament
Surely telling women to stay quiet.
And Vera, Mrs. Barnes,
Hortense,
You never shut up.
Dan Tinky, Gail,
You issued three of my five marriage licenses,
and full adultery whole will,
and said that adulterers must be stoned to death
I demand that you sit right now
and stop this hijackin service with your own agenda,
to support this deviant, heretical.
I haven't finished yet.
And unless you want it a scene involving kickin '
and screamin 'and scratchin'
and clawin 'some eyeballs, and take the Bible
and defeat you with that the way you beat people with it,
then I would suggest you to retreat and regroup
until I'm done
[Kyle] Go, Latrelle.
Latrelle usually doesn't do this violence
but you've made it go, so it's just...
Sissy, please read the scriptures
that I have chosen for my sermon.
"John 4: 7.
" Friends,
Let us love each other. "
That's all.
Simple.
Only love.
Saying it all, right?
My child Ty...
and her husband, Kyle,
now married in every state except Texas.
Gay activists, they are called. They did it
as a publicity item for Ty's job, which helps gays.
And we teach our children fight for what is right
And I'm embarrassed to say that I always find the reason
not to attend them marriage. And I'm sorry, Ty.
Kyle, really sorry.
I think because, deep down,
only against everything I teach,
here at Southside Baptist.
But then something changes my heart
Ty and Kyle,
they will become fathers.
And you, Reverend Brewton, only preach that gay
should not be a parent, that they are pedophiles.
That is the truth.
liar! This is very far from that.
I know my child He is not that.
He can't.
He has a good, pure heart.
And you also know him.
And I know you love him.
All sermons like this tonight,
call my beautiful child and her beautiful husband
pedophiles, abominations,
sinners, well,
The sermon is wrong.
I preach the word of God.
No, you choose cherries what serves your agenda Sissy has proven that tonight.
And we have to stop
Insulting our own children.
Tell them they are not worthy of God's love,
Because they are.
Just like them.
And now, just go down the path in the Bubba bar,
they are celebratin 'my mom's life...
who don't die because the tumor suppresses
sexual part of the brain. I'm lying, okay?
Real sin, to cover the truth.
But there is no cover-up.
My child...
is gay
And I'm proud of him.
All of him
So I want to turn away My mom's life is alive
to be a celebration of love, and end this hateful night
led by this hateful person.
So, I invite all of you to come with me and
with my Aunt Sissy, and with my son and son-in-law,
and my brother, Brother Boy.
Well, I don't think I thought I'd succeed,
are you, fanatic
Come on, Latrelle, I got a show.
["Womanhood" by Tammy Wynette]
[Latrelle and Sissy whispering]
[Announcer] Ladies and Gentlemen, please help me
welcome to the stage first lady of country music,
Miss Tammy Wynette.
♪ He said "Wait, Patricia" ♪
♪ I just tried kissing you ♪
♪ He said, "Okay," but then Said, "Don't you dare" ♪
♪ He looks very shaken ♪
♪ He thinks he's wrong ♪
♪ But it does look like that He bows his head in prayer ♪
Hey, Vonnie, I have to go back to the bar.
- Okay, see you later - See you later, baby
♪ But I'm also a woman ♪
♪ If you listen, God Please show me what to do ♪
♪ I tried hard to do it What Mama said was good ♪
♪ When I enter my femininity ♪
[Sissy] What did he do?
Oh, this is the new action. This is called
"We Are Three Queen Opry There."
I have to take off these shoes.
[sighs] Fix my wig
Does he... does he want to 'return Loretta?
He's sure Sing it Loretta, whoo!
Big Cabbage
[audience claps]
Sissy Spacek, eat your heart.
♪ You came to tell me something ♪
- Thank you, Loretta. - ♪ You said I should know ♪
[Sissy] Oh, this brings back memories, right?
♪ And I have to release it ♪
♪ You say you will bring it ♪
I want you to meet my wife.
And I want you to meet my husband.
I'm Kyle.
Hello, Kyle.
♪ Women like you They're a dime a dozen ♪
♪ You can buy it anywhere ♪
♪ For you to achieve it I have to move ♪
♪ And I will stand here ♪
♪ This will end above my body ♪
♪ So get out while you can ♪
♪ Because you're not a woman Enough to take my man ♪
Ah, great...
[lots of applause]
If I have these titties, I will rule the world.
What is that I think of it?
Yes, yes, that's Dolly! [laughs]
Look at their titties! Oh, I said!
♪ Now a man will take a good girl ♪
♪ And he will damage his reputation ♪
♪ But when he wants to get married ♪
♪ Well, that's a different situation ♪
♪ He will leave and leave him ♪
♪ To do the best he can ♪
♪ While he is looking for angels ♪
I'm very confused.
♪ To wear his wedding ring ♪
♪ Now I know that I'm not an angel ♪
♪ If that's what you think you'll find ♪
Latrelle, Latrelle, come here.
♪ I'm just a victim... ♪
Latrelle, Latrelle, come here.
[woman] get me
Tip him, place it underneath chest. Come on, come on.
Take the dollar, place it under his chest.
Oh, now down.
♪ My mistakes are no worse than you ♪
♪ Just because I'm a woman ♪
♪ Now my mistake is It's no worse than you ♪
♪ Just because I'm a woman ♪
[the audience claps and cheers]
[Earl shouted eagerly]
You are so great Mwah, mwah.
[Sissy shouting]
You are amazing
- Look at their titties. - I'm amazed.
- really - right
Just amazing
[soft and joyful piano music]
Gosh.
Good good
I don't want to steal the bride's thunder.
Is my hair too big?
Too big? What does it mean?
Oh!
Oh, stop that!
But not in the near future.
[imitate snoring]
I feel like Big Bird.
I think this can be repeated.
What does he do?
Looks like he brought it to himself
to be a flower girl
[Latrelle] Oh, he ruined marriage.
[gasping]
What are you doing?
Seriously.
Scoot over, sug.
[Roger] Ah, what's up?
The royal family is falling apart because of inbreeding.
["Bridal Chorus" playing] Stand up.
Oh, my pinch, so I will know this really happened
Ouch!
Yes, this really happened.
You find love, Bubba.
Yes.
[sighs]
[choking]
Surprise, everything. His will be a double marriage
Runnels County is now a place of love,
and we admire our first gay marriage.
[audience claps]
Fuck it!
["Bridal Chorus" playing] Are everyone here white?
Yes, Mama. Please.
Good,
we are here to celebrate love.
Well, who's on their right thoughts will ever think
that we can have a beautiful marriage like that
for a beautiful couple like here,
in the state of Texas?
Amen?
[Audience] Amen.
I Corinthians 13 says,
"Love is patient."
And I think that's the scripture
Suitable for both pairs.
How can people see these units and love questions?
If you are here, and you can't see that love
that goes here, something is wrong with you Amen.
- [Audience] Amen. - Amin
- [Audience] Amen. - Amen
I don't say "don't talk."
I don't say, "please hold your peace."
I say wake up,
Release your ass from here
[laughs] Mama...
You have to go You need to leave now Exit!
Now I think we are all right. Everyone is good here.
That doesn't mean there is not a bastard out there
- I warn them - No, they are there
Hey, this is the type of my news.
But that's true, that's true.
Bigots, people who want to know you how to live your life.
But I want you to be a child, to live your life
with the beautiful man you love.
And I want you two... what is your name again, kid?
- LaVonda. - LaVonda.
That's a very black name. And who is your name?
I'm Wardell.
Two of them, thank you.
And both of you, we want you to live
in the love you have hold each other
for a long time. This manifests.
Because love is here
Because it's not anyone's business, Tell you who to love.
How to love, nothing.
I want to welcome you, Ty,
and you and your crazy family,
I love them but they are a little different.
- Yeah. - They are a little different.
But you know what?
We are celebrities' difference.
We will celebrate the difference,
That's why life is.
That is love.
Now, who wants to go first when it comes to the oath?
Well, because this is our 50th time,
I think we will make our own short and sweet. [laughs]
In my home country of Texas,
I bring you, Kyle Coleman,
to be my legitimate husband, again.
Dito.
OK, alright.
Princess Diana will approve.
LaVonda and Wardell.
Wardell, do you use LaVonda
to be a legitimate wife?
I do
- Look at him grinning '. - Yeah.
And Miss LaVonda, are you...?
You can just skip all that nonsense.
Mm-hm.
Because of me too. [laughs]
Darn that, by the power Inside me, I say you
husband and husband, and husband and wife.
You might kiss the person you love.
[the audience claps and cheers]
- Yes! - [audience member] Amen.
Can you believe it?
[stutter]
♪ not a slut ♪
♪ Sort out the lives of our dirty people ♪
♪ It's a bitch ♪
♪ When you realize ♪
♪ Get yourself a box From Cracker Jacks ♪
♪ And then you get a A very annoying gift ♪
♪ Sortin '♪ Sorry we're a little
♪ Dirty life ♪
[laughs]
["Weathered Town" playing]
♪ Move past the sign ♪
♪ From this little Weathered city ♪
♪ Tears flowing up So high inside ♪
♪ I think that I might sink ♪
♪ Everything is different ♪
♪ But everything looks the same ♪
♪ And I get rid of all my shame ♪
♪ I only hope so They will see ♪
♪ How much do I love you? ♪
♪ Will they understand ♪
♪ Everything needed for us ♪
♪ To get the wedding ring? ♪
♪ The road isn't always beautiful ♪
♪ And the house sometimes seems far away ♪
♪ With twists and turns And lessons learned ♪
♪ Growing pain and scars ♪
♪ But it's time I said ♪
♪ This is who we are ♪
♪ When I was a kid ♪
♪ I never thought there would be ♪
♪ Happy perfect ending ♪
♪ For people like me ♪
♪ I can read the signal ♪ ♪ Fake smile and Bless her heart ♪
♪ And I still hear it The words whispered ♪
♪ That says I have Don't ever be a part ♪
♪ Now I want them all to see ♪
♪ Your strength and me ♪
♪ How much do I love you? ♪
♪ Will they understand ♪
♪ Everything that matters to us ♪
♪ Have the wedding band? ♪
♪ The road isn't always beautiful ♪
♪ And the house sometimes seems far away ♪
♪ With twists and turns And lessons learned ♪
♪ Growing pain and scars ♪
♪ But it's time I said ♪
♪ This is who we are ♪
♪ My day stands before You and I make that vow ♪
♪ It's not just a promise For here and now ♪
♪ The ring is only Starting from all that we can ♪
♪ And I want the world to see ♪
♪ Because ♪
♪ That's how much I love you... ♪
What do I miss?
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