I'm getting nervous.
This is a Christmas campaign and a full spa. Fix it.
I tried, mayor, but the machine is very old
Chapucescu, don't mess with me.
- I can cancel your registration in an instant. - Anselmo,
You should spend the city budget renovating this
and not at the roundabout with your statue
Listen to populists. Roundabouts are quality of life!
That's why you rule a minority,
because Villaviciosa was ill from his caste and pride.
- You don't know - Let peace.
Let this young Slav and his muscles work.
So you can admire her ass.
I'm sick of your words
I said, active and passive, I'm not gay
I think you are a passive type!
Hey! Stop it!
This is a Christmas campaign.
We must take care of clients.
Give full pressure.
- don't worry - Safety valve is broken
- Must order parts from Germany. - If it's not free...
I do a spa account and...
As bad as that?
Being in red will be good news
All more reasons to make do! Hit with a wrench!
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
What if it explodes? What if we have to close?
- What if there is an accident? - What if you shut up!
- Hey, it seems like it's working. - do you see?
Smart. You make a fuss about nothing.
"It's a paradox that water is famous for its curative properties
has sent a poor old man for intensive care
in a vegetative state. "
Now what do we do?
- We are in all newspapers. - And on Twitter, Facebook...
and BBC!
What?
Laughing at us.
= = If we get a bad name, we are in trouble.
We will be like a city of plague.
César, You always paint very black things. we will remember this with a smile.
And people will tell jokes. "Curtains open.
An old man slammed down the spa ceiling.
What you call the city Villaviciosa! "
Ricardo, please, remember...
Order!
What are the jokes?
As your mayor, I guarantee
no one will close the spa while the old man is still alive.
The old man burns it.
The hospital is ringing.
And now we get to our neck bad luck.
Brilliant, Anselmo, brilliant.
Thank you, this is the end of the spa with 200 years of history.
Hey, why didn't you order a warning plaque?
God, what will happen to us? Half the city works there.
And the rest depends on the guests. If the spa dies,
next city
Come on, imagine.
- God never presses us too hard. - Oh no?
Ask whose parents is it leveled on the ceiling!
- Right, tubeen? - Listen, Nino,
calling me fat isn't funny, I have a thyroid problem.
So cut it.
Can't Benito from the assistance of the Provincial Council?
I mean, her daughter married your child
No longer the marriage.
I know you all want free food, but Merche and me
not yet decided
- We don't have many choices. - that's the big one!
The big one is beating I will give you
- No, this is a big lottery prize! - Turn off the object.
Who cares if other people get rich.
Hospitalet, Parla and Villaviciosa de al Lado!
What?
Does he say Villaviciosa?
- impossible - higher, higher
- What are you doing? - Volume, idiot!
Oh sorry.
Sold in Hospitalet, Parla and Villaviciosa de al Lado.
He says Villaviciosa!
He said it! 4 million euros!
- here... - We won!
We win!
Thank you!
Do you have a winner
Calm down, let's see where is sold and who owns that number
I have a section
What is that? Where is it sold?
The first prize has been lost to ticket 2-2-4-6-2.
We are in trouble.
We have won the lottery!
This is the number my father always plays.
My date of birth.
He never wins, but he doesn't mind.
He said he got a big prize the day I was born.
Oh, come on!
- What will you do with that money? - OK
We just got a little, one ticket among all of us
But for me, is enough to pay for my new breasts!
I want to bring my mother from Cuba and get her a Spanish girlfriend!
It's enough to install a few holes,
but the winner is already installed pretty much for you a lot!
They often come here They are like parts of furniture.
They are very intimate.
If they are like that at home, their wife must be happy.
- So this is a busy place? - Oh, yes, very
We get everything here
Young, old, single,
married, from right, from left...
You know,
where there is money, something strange
Sorry, maybe I can't say that in seeing family
- So many people buy stocks? - lots of
Very few houses in the city won't be cut
Very little!
But this is very quiet. There are no winners coming here?
It's very bright.
Those people are like vampires.
But we suck it!
Shut up, don't say secret.
In this business, you keep your feet open
and your mouth is closed.
But if this wall can talk...
Yes, we get all kinds of people here
We have confidential recognition,
like a priest!
Two three...
four, five...
Let's go!
You're all a little slow today
The name Zumba is ridiculous but we take it seriously.
Come on, it's okay, I'm fine.
Sorry, let's continue.
"Yes, right"?
Just because we act stupid doesn't mean us.
No one wonders if her husband has a cathouse ticket?
My husband did not go looking for for what he got at home
I am also not my Ricardo.
He has principles. He will never pay for sex.
The pope will ratify me. Everything looks beautiful.
In Madrid, different things, there is no double morality
What?
I respect double morality.
This is original and ancient.
Neo-ruralists are lecturing us.
Maybe you use the original, a set of strange horns too.
For men, it's simple.
Hole with hair, You have to make love.
Don't be rude.
Don't listen to that. This will make you go married.
Get used to it, the marriage is very short,
But the marriage can be long, and I mean it is very long.
I keep watching Anselmo.
If he has a winning ticket, he hides it well
I don't know how to hide it.
- I will have a stroke - Dad, do you go prostitute?
me?
No.
Try to understand, kid.
30 years of missionary with your mother, and I'm not a saint.
Daddy, forget it.
Forget it.
I will install it movie club poster
- Some things I don't want to hear. - I do
I want to hear it. Do they have it shaved?
I hope they have it shaved!
Nino, please!
Or does it expand? How does it feel?
Come on, You won't be able to sleep.
You can just tell me my child is here
Am I the only one here? who likes to be sucked in
until the ball is dry?
And like any golfer who can tell you, this is much easier...
Don't bother, Anselmo.
- I know what you are talking about - Christ!
Damn!
You can never say never or this priest is not my father
God helps those who help themselves.
Well, that's enough.
It was a gift from one of the girls when he came to confess.
I know you made them sin a lot.
- Right, Ricardo? - Eh?
Oh yes, yes, I went to... to...
To celebrate the anniversary of 15M with my colleagues
All right, several times I've been with one girl.
or two.
or three.
But I always respect them as workers!
I feel sorry for left-handed people.
You can't even have flings without reason
But it's rotten luck. We dream of winning the lottery,
and when did it happen we can't tell anyone
- Even our wives don't. - Or not.
They like money too.
What do you think they will do? when did they hear?
I will cut the ball!
I will not forgive for all the money in the world
I'll leave him without a penny.
Like Ricardo said, Money can't buy someone's dignity.
I think it's 80,000 euros.
80,000?
Which is a lot?
That is a son's bastard for his part
But then, it depends on each representative.
Listen, with 80,000 euros,
You get your own nickname but you pay off the mortgage.
Not just a mortgage.
With that money, finally I can buy a decent delivery truck
and stop destroying my butt to get past VI.
I will install solar panels. Energy self-sufficiency,
and electric company screws.
I will go on a cruise.
That's my dream because I saw "The Love Boat".
I can pay off the loan I got to restore the Virgin statue.
I will pay for a pornographic movie with me as leader
I will go to Golden Mile and leave the Loewe shop empty.
I will breed against bulls.
Los Garijo, bull with a pair...
It's up to, but already counts our chickens for a week
and we haven't seen the euro.
I will tell my wife.
- I don't lose my prize - Are you crazy?
You will lose your family.
I don't have anything to hide. I go to the club to buy cigarettes.
Yes, and I go there because they play good music!
Don't you trust me
Yes, of course, Paco, without a doubt. The fact is,
like your wife
Of course he will.
We are already twenty years old congratulations on getting married
My wife knows very well what am I
Whoremonger! Lice!
I know you're one of them!
I just bought cigarettes.
You have to think I'm stupid!
- That's right... - Go to cathouse.
See if they will wash your shorts for twenty years!
Please, honey
- Get your guitar! - No...
- Darling... - And also the books.
Pigs! I never want to see you again!
That will be the first of many.
- Just wait and see. - Yes.
More people make pilgrimages to cathouse than to Santiago.
Good, we will be entertained.
My old age is getting monotonous!
Well, this is not the Cannes Festival, but it looks ok
No, it's always the case, but then nobody comes
and you watch your own movie like a doll.
Hey, wait a minute.
We still have... two minutes
and here they always leave items for the last minute
Honey, you look beautiful!
My movie club might not have stars but it has you
I am being photographed for my blog.
So does my blog.
Very good.
You have never supported me in this matter. And also,
we show classics
- One black and white? - Yes.
They are like a turn-off.
There is thirst for culture.
Just use "Torrente" and stop fucking about!
Look at the positive side.
A cinema
only for you and me Can you think of a better plan?
This is the photographer.
- I have to go, honey - wait, honey
Nino, set the chair aside. Nobody's coming
Excuse me.
Hello!
Look, I'm new in the city and I'm looking for...
Wow!
- Do you have a cinema? - A film club.
With black and white movies it is a turn-off
A turn-off?
I love them. I saw them with my mother.
- When to start? - Now.
But that might not be feasible. A cinema for two people.
Rim?
Great! I have never been a movie show just for me
Sorry, for us
Nino, don't put them. Looks like we have a show today.
Fuck
Take out the chair, put them, leave it again.
I don't know whether it's annoying or my watch winds
IT WAS HAPPENING ONE NIGHT
- Have you used red underwear? - I'm not wearing anything - prostitutes - No more.
I don't have a part, I don't know anything about it.
You don't know about the zoning and you are almost in court.
That's different. Term of office, public service.
Don't confuse Anselmo the mayor with Anselmo the husband.
In politics you lie, but in a marriage...
In what marriage? Complete the sentence.
Well, that's all. You don't lie
Look, there is someone!
How about dinner? Fun, or with family?
Sorry, Paco, I don't see you
You look terrible Still sleeping in the car?
Look see.
Look at how they lick his wounds.
I want to know what they like in cathouse
I will watch over your men. Learn from others' mistakes.
You can't hide anything here
I don't miss big city anonymity.
I'm watching Anselmo
and nothing strange in our bank account
No, they have to get the money at the club,
as Juandi did.
Because he's single, he doesn't hide anything Oh no?
- What do you say? - There is no.
There is only one way to solve this.
Pay attention to the club until we identify the bully.
This starts! This starts!
César, that's bad luck. You have to wait.
- Fuck, that's a good start. - Guys ".
How do we get our money? My wife is very angry.
yours and everyone
I see you have never been paid under the table.
Things will calm down.
Then we will go to the club and get our money
We have three months.
This starts!
What are you saying?
The women will go to watch cathouse
For damn sake
I dare to bet my head from a wife think about that
Happy New Year, honey!
Period for claiming prizes: 2 months, 20 days, 23 hours
There is a commotion in the city Because of the lottery, father.
If you see the tension in the square
New year, a new life.
What happens on & apos; 36 will be like a cafe fight.
Yes, I know this is a civil war,
But this sex war Can be worse.
That's all the news I have.
OK, I can't hide it from you.
They will close the spa, father.
Yes, this supports the whole city.
All of your time telling me
about how you went to Franco to persuade him to reopen,
and not only do they not thank you,
but also they make your life hell Because of me.
How could I not cry, father?
This hypocrite city never deserves how you like it.
Look at how we have to meet. Like Christians in Rome,
in catacombs
It's been two weeks and we can't get our money.
And we won't do it.
We will become millionaires to beg on the road
César, you don't see On the worst side, you live there.
Look, someone must go.
I don't know, someone we can trust, someone...
who will not cause suspicion,
used to fight sin.
Right.
- our pastor - who, I'm
- Servant of God? - Listen,
Don't you say that everything has changed? in the Vatican with the coolest Pope?
- You are there! - No, it's impossible If a priest in a brothel attracts attention,
Imagine a black priest.
- Anselmo can leave, he is mayor. - And I will lose the next election.
You go, there is no sound for you.
Of course, a lifetime of reproach caste hypocrisy
and now they find mine.
Paco.
- You go, you mess too. - Like hell!
I want to return my wife and go to cathouse
won't help much
What is this? You once monopolized the sauna all morning
And?
You can't drag people here now.
Hey!
Juandi can go!
Sexual conditions are perfect alibis
Okay, we continue again. Why do you think I'm gay?
And I will not disappoint women.
They are the only who is listening to me Move!
Between one and the other,
we will run out of time and we will run out of time using a ticket worth 80,000 euros
to remove our donkey
Like what it is,
what dummy can we play go to cathouse
Nino...
What are you doing?
Who is jerking?
Wait, Nino.
Want to get a few coins?
I prefer notes.
These are the damn village idiots.
How exciting. They are like the FBI.
They scare clients.
What are you doing?
Teach new girls to fake it.
He doesn't know much.
Teaching it?
My dear, you must have been fooled a man some time in your life
No no.
Well, as soon as I told my father I have a straight A & apos; s.
Sweet, how can you pretend to orgasm
when you see as if you have never had it before?
This is almost more important to increase male ego than his penis.
Start groaning with your mouth closed
Like when you eat chocolate and skip your diet.
Keep going, very good.
But changing the rhythm is not monotonous.
And now mention God.
Nothing makes a man harder rather than reminding him that he is sinful.
God! Oh, my God!
Oh my God!
Say: You did it well, honey!
You do it well, baby
And now, when he's ready,
get your tip Say something dirty!
Something really disgusting.
Poo! Poo!
"W.!
Dear child, why do you want this work?
I hear it's easy money.
My mother lost her job and she will be expelled.
He wants to move house, but it's not like this
We have more furniture in a pawn shop than at home.
My brother pawns everything to buy the horse
He is not a jockey, he is a drug addict
oh love. And I think it's difficult in Cuba.
I will tell you what we will do. Today, you can start serving drinks.
You can start with picadors other days.
Hey!
Excuse me.
I don't do a trio, okay?
Matias wants money for "tacket".
But...
But you don't sell the ticket, right?
Stacks Well, that's normal, This body is pure marketing.
But we can't sell this!
There is an error at the address.
Don't look at me like we have done something wrong
We have done something wrong!
Selling additional tickets is a crime.
If everyone wants their victory we will be imprisoned!
Hello!
I came for a prize money.
I hope you have lots of notes, I've got tickets from half the city.
Let's drink toast!
To the village of idiots.
A figure reviled by our society who must now be truly honored.
For idiots
Wait a minute.
Have you sent Nino to cathouse?
- Yes of course. - When is he so cool?
Remember what he did for that poor chicken?
Look, look, look...
If Nino is familiar with a hen,
it's precisely because He is afraid of women.
Come on, Nino, decide.
Which do you like more? The blonde or brunette?
Yes yes.
No no No!
The problem is,
- I might forget the money. - No, there's still plenty of time.
What do you want? At home.
Are you at home?
I will have the most expensive one.
I mean to drink.
But it's like a fruit kiosk. What you touch, you have to eat.
Which of you will go with Nino?
Wait a minute.
My friends are waiting for me.
Come here, I have two friends for you.
Your friend is very good.
No, really, I have to go. And when Nino said...
Who will pay me for this?
I will, my love
Did you know that Cuban women have forty hip movements?
How much do you say?
Listen, friend,
I don't want to nag,
but not three hours long?
He ran away with his money. We have been deceived by idiots!
Shut up, don't peek at it.
He is back! He returns!
Thank God!
Well, it's time.
Half the city on the edge. Where is the money?
Oh yes, yes.
But but...
These idiots don't get money!
What do you do in cathouse?
Did you know that Cuban women have
forty hip movements?
Period for claiming prizes: 1 month, 29 days and 22 hours
No, mama, I'm not okay.
Because I miss you and I don't know...
the waiter is for me
What if I stop and go home?
Notification of other evictions?
No, mama, don't cry, please.
While I can prevent it, you will not be on the road.
Don't worry about me.
I will get used to work and...
I am sure I will even enjoy it!
KISS.
I'm sure I will enjoy it.
As long as I like to put strange penis in my mouth
Fuck
Sorry, I didn't see you Are you okay?
Yes, yes, I'm fine.
You will need more than
mobile phone to knock down the country's boys.
Yes, but when you're bleeding...
I'm sorry.
Usually I don't go crack people's heads
but these last days
has been very difficult, with a lot of pressure
Have you never felt that you were in the wrong place?
That will be the title of my memoir.
That's how I feel.
Or worse, I can't even manage my own life.
If you want to break away and start again.
But not because you don't have...
- anyone - one cent
- Almost, eh? - Almost.
For a moment I think we are soul mates.
Carlos!
Nino!
I've fallen in love, Carlos!
Again?
I've told you 1,000 times,
models in advertisements don't talk to you
I met a girl at the club, her name was Jezebel.
- Love at first sight. - For only one night.
She's a prostitute.
He loves you for your money.
No.
He does it for free, because we are in love
Nino,
The girls don't feel anything.
- They only want one thing. - What do you mean?
Maybe they have no choice.
They may be prostitutes But they also have feelings.
Yes but...
What did I say?
You must tell me when you will marry Merche,
so our date doesn't clash.
Father, please don't be like that, it is an accident.
When I realize we have sold too many shares
I die.
I'm sorry, This is a figure of speech.
But I'm very upset.
- I think I will be arrested anytime - Hello, Mari.
Sorry I'm afraid of you I have brought flowers to my mother.
- Chat with your father again? - Yes.
I can't do it while he's still alive.
I leave here when I am 17 years old, pregnant,
and shouting that I want no more to do with him
And look.
When I return it's not right to make up.
- That is to bury it. - Well, Come on,
wherever he is, I'm sure he has forgiven you.
But I don't forgive me, Angel.
Because of me, he left the mayor
to be the father of the prostitute.
You know how hypocritical they are here
But don't worry, You can raise your head high.
You don't commit crime
Anyone who is free from sin, let him...
- Give me more space! - Do I hang from the roof?
- Don't shout, they will hear us. - Move!
Hey, stop pushing
- Please, stop pushing. - This is a big city
and we have to meet here, in one square meter.
- Our wife cares for us. - And you've heard of spas.
They invest 3 million euros or they close it
We talk.
César, stop crying
Let's do something to get damn money
Something better than sending idiots.
It's not that Nina is stupid, Let's be very smart.
The city is sinking, that money is the life belt.
That is it, we will go to talk to the bitch
- Mary, the purest - bastard
Excuse me?
Help mother
Dan, your mother is pure
and that's why He was conceived without sin.
But tell me, what is bothering you
I don't know where to start.
Come see... I... at the club...
Girls...
It's very smooth, Dad.
Daughter, I've heard your confession too often
- afraid of the sin of flesh. - No, it's not that This is a lottery.
- Listen! - I've messed up
- I don't know if it can be fixed - Can! I mean,
It could be, my child. Pay and forget it.
They can solve problems with their wives
- It's not your war - It's not that easy.
What do I do? It's a lot of money.
Put it in an envelope... Nothing but Bring them here,
- and I will submit them - I can't!
I sell too many shares
- and now I can't pay everyone - I know that.
That bastard!
You spy on me
You...!
And you, dad?
Confidential recognition?
I know, kid, forgive me.
Even I don't know what I'm doing.
Don't crawl, father.
He deceives us.
I don't cheat anyone.
We sell extra shares due to mistakes.
But there must be some solutions.
Divide it, Even if you all get less.
Well, now, let's see...
Division of wealth
is something we defend at parties, and if that...
Divide yours, Bolshevik! I want my money
- All of that! - But I can't do it!
We sell too many shares due to errors
- and I can't... - That's not our problem
Save your explanation because when you are in court
Very good.
Great.
Only one thing.
Make sure when your summons is sent
Your wife doesn't open it
What is...
He spends his life making love.
We will all do that or we throw it into the river.
Will we kill him?
No no.
But he goes to hope he is dead
He won the lottery, But he didn't look very happy.
I think Money doesn't bring happiness.
And that's a lot?
I don't know whether the pastor did it, but holy war has been declared.
We have a nice seat. Now we will buy some cigars
and enjoy the show.
I'm sorry.
I just got to know this, but I already looked at me for an hour Are you One of the "buyers"?
The word is "voyeur".
But no, I'm not.
My mother brought me here.
What?
With a sandwich.
Some strange people come here,
but this is the weirdest sexual fantasy I have ever seen.
This is not fantasy, it's ahead.
My mother is sure I won the lottery.
He prefers to think of his child is a snorer and not...
homo.
Are you weird
But that's the most normal thing.
Say that to my mother. He is very old and very traditional.
I don't want to tell him that when it comes to girls
What I like is to arrange their hair.
If he knew that for 15 years I had climbed the mountain
to see the shepherd there...
- Like "Brokeback Mountain"! - Yes!
I'm also here for my mother.
He thought I got the money I sent him
by serving drinks, don't spread my legs
So prostitutes also have cabinets.
And what's worse, I've fallen in love with a man.
But he's from a good family and I'm just a prostitute
Like "Pretty Woman"!
- Yeah, but you know the worst? - What?
A happy ending is only in the film.
I have that shirt.
I only need a proposal.
Which is feasible
This is abuse.
Fuck, the clutch is stuck again. Can you fix it?
Why does everyone ask? for things I can't do?
I am a locksmith, not a mechanic!
Damn, you are in a bad mood. I will fix it
What's wrong? Does Merche not give you milk today?
I'll take you
Down! And don't call Merche.
He has destroyed my ball about marriage
Like me with the motorbike. The broken seat,
the foam comes out, and in the hole
- it's pinching me on... - Yeah, that's something.
Comparing motorbikes with women.
I really like my motorbike like girlfriend,
but I want change.
Nothing but a problem.
But are you not sorry, after how you like it?
I never knew anything else...
Bicycles. I'm also talking about motorbikes.
Isn't the time to start trying new things?
As soon as I see what I like,
This one can go alone!
And the feeling?
What feelings This is a bicycle, Carlos.
Life is short and we must enjoy it.
Merche.
baby!
Have you seen the dress?
If I have to wait for for you to call me...
Rosa Clara is ideal if we get married at night
- But if during the day... - Merche...
We still have to talk about some things.
Speaking of what? We can't waste more time, love.
This is over!
As fast as I can, I dump you
Carlos?
Hey!
- Are you there? - Yes yes.
Yes you are right. Life is short.
- I am on my way. - OK. I will wait here
Father!
Father, I will get married!
I finally got married!
- Carlos will come to propose! - Very beautiful!
This one won't escape!
Free!
Like the sun at dawn arrives I'm free!
Like the sea!
Free,
like birds who escaped from prison
and finally can fly!
Free,
like a wind that collects my lamentations and my grief,
I walk nonstop
after the truth,
and finally I will know the joy of freedom...
Yes, I know, honey!
Yes, I do! Yes, I did!
- Yes, I do! - what are you doing
- Congratulations, you two! - Indeed.
I will get cava.
What a surprise, love. We don't know anything.
If Merche doesn't tell us, we will miss it
You old bastard
- You keep it very quiet - This is not what I want We will make real proposals later, with rings and photographers.
- For this year's wedding! - Exactly.
And we will celebrate at the spa, Now the subsidy is complete.
I told you that 3 million euros are millions.
Small changes. You can Remove from two commissions.
Besides, your grandson will grow here
Come on.
- Hurray for happy couples! - Hurray!
Paco Casado is designing my shirt to match flowers in the church.
We want catering to be finished
by people who do it the princess's marriage
Catering means eating, in polite language.
Yes, of course, it makes sense.
"Cazri" comes from English to "eat", so that's true.
Good morning.
- who is the last - Me.
Give me lilies for my father
Last month I drank carnations and they didn't last long.
Do you see it?
As if flowers can make up for it for how he made him upset in life.
You really like to talk. Talk to everything you want
On the day I speak, I will silence you all.
You are a terrible person
Good thing Your child is never born
and cannot see what you have become.
You're a sad bitch
You will eat this and shake the petals for a month!
Bitch!
I will destroy your face!
Enough!
Can't you count to ten in the rural world?
Let me go!
Why did I ever come back here?
For god's sake, how long will this war continue?
I get sick to death of all.
I know that "Think bad and right"
is part of the charm of the city, but don't we go a bit far?
- So they don't make mistakes? - What if they don't?
It looks like you prefer to damage your marriage is correct.
That's right, two months and we haven't caught anyone yet.
Maybe no one can be caught.
I mean I don't understand the soul of the snorer We have cleaned our donkeys assuming innocence.
Can't we call a ceasefire
and go back to how it was before the heavy rain of wealth?
However, they are our husbands, not criminals.
We will steal the money.
Stealing?
Another command shot to hell!
What kind of people do you send me
Nobody will steal anything. We only take what is ours.
Will you stop shouting? I shouldn't let you meet here.
And stop eating my sausage!
They have not recovered.
Shut up!
How can we steal it?
Let's save the money in the club safe.
- Do we open it with a can opener? - No.
With my child, the only locksmith in town
Yes, but Carlos also as a locksmith, is honored.
In fact, I want to know if he is your child.
He is,
but if I have learned something in my years in politics,
that honor is a disease that is cured with money.
Who do you bring for me, dad? How can I steal?
- Good morning. - Hello
Let's deceive us, we take back what we have
But that's crazy.
What if Let's catch us? or mother?
What if Merche knows? or her father?
If you live with your head full of fear,
there is no room for dreams
Anselmo,
that's a good expression
Paulo Coelho?
No.
This is an advertisement for a car, but it works.
This is 40,000 euros. Think about what you can do with it.
Life is short, you must enjoy it.
Good,
with that money
- I can start a new life. - Of course.
A new life, with your 4X4, your home,
your big marriage with Merche
With Merche?
Yes, of course, with Merche. Who else?
Anselmo, I have to admit it This is a perfect plan.
If Carlos opens a safe,
what can be wrong?
What is happening?
You don't mess with Mari, bastard.
No, Come on, please.
No! No!
You always see the bottle is half empty
But...
This is not easy.
We will never Bring Mari from a safe place.
Unless we give him a good reason.
And we all know
what most women in this city dream of,
isn't that right, dad?
No no no no.
No, it's impossible! If Mari wants to commit adultery with a Negro,
he can find it who is not celibate
That's not it.
The dream Anselmo is talking about is...
Lead Virgin procession?
me?
Do you hear, Dad? That's what you always want.
But I don't know, Dad. What will this city think?
They say Procession cannot be led
by someone who is not encourages virginity
We made Mary Magdalene a saint and she is the biggest prostitute!
I say that from religion The service I have for him,
a lot
And on the last day we can claim our victory,
our money will be prepared to return to the rightful owner,
the right person to open the safe and steal it,
and the only obstacle
being at the end of the city using mantilla
So...
Get ready, gentlemen.
Everything is ready so this Good Friday
will be a Friday of Glory and Resurrection.
Period to claim prizes: O month, 0 day, 12 hours.
You look beautiful!
I don't like his face or his figure, bad things
- What is my appearance? - Beautiful, Mari.
You will be more brilliant than the Virgin.
Do you think so?
After waiting so long I was really nervous.
You look amazing.
I bet your father looks down proudly.
- Father - Mari.
We become too modern. Bitch in front of the Virgin!
We say that there will be no problem
Even if it's Holy Week we won't crucify anyone
Hello, Jezebel.
Hello, Nino
Have you ever seen a handsome look?
I comb my hair like Cristiano Ronaldo.
I will say you are double,
and just as strong, my love.
See how he is my girlfriend? He said "my love".
You don't trust me
Hey, let me take it for a while. I want him to see how strong I am.
No, this is for adults.
- Exit and show your pen around. - Fuck off!
Don't be angry, everything is under control.
Remember, we must remain calm.
Stop shouting
And don't talk about stealing under Our Lady.
This isn't stealing, eh? That's fair.
To God, does that belong to God, and to César, is that César?
Am I lacking?
César, love,
This is a figure of speech. Let's calm down!
Concentration, fortitude, courage,
and forward!
Wait!
- Father! - What is that?
- One last thing. - What?
isn't it? to bless this robbery?
Go to hell!
Now lower it.
Come on.
When I give an order, lower it.
Down!
Isn't Juandi here now? We have to go to the club.
Okay, it's time!
Where is your cousin? They must replace us.
We have the whole scene at home.
My mother and uncle argue, and they go
- What? - And very rude.
You should have heard it.
Robbery of the century, destroyed in ten minutes
No, GUYS, we have to stay calm.
- We only need two substitutes. - Robbery with stand-in?
They only need to carry a float. There must be someone in the city!
Please, let me bring it.
I want my girl to see what I can do with a virgin That's not true.
Excuse me?
Sorry, it's peanut stew my mother made
Fuck, stench!
- Why is he hanging there? - I can't reach it God!
This will really happen a Via Crucis.
You've been drilling For half an hour, hurry up.
Shut up, dad, committing crimes is enough pressure.
This is not a crime, it is a takeover
I don't sell myself for money. Fuck
- I have never seen so much money! - Move, it doesn't bite.
500 bills!
I really miss them.
We are millionaires
What are you doing?
- I can't continue - Everything is uphill.
- Be careful, go right. - Yes ". Father, what's happening under it? Isn't that rocking a lot?
No.
Alright, a little. But it's difficult to coordinate.
They are penitents, not majorettes.
A second plate of decoction is a mistake
What are you doing?
You bring a 17th-century polychrome statue,
not a sack of potatoes.
I can't continue.
Nobody thinks about installing this on wheels?
Come on, the worst is over.
One last attempt
Fuck, Nino.
One more fart and I will put a candle on your ass
That's because of effort. I'm grateful I didn't annoy myself.
Shut up, lift the curtain to get air in.
I gave Carmen the shoes for our anniversary
Who is he?
- Let me out. - No.
- I want to see who it is - Shut up.
- Let me out. - Remain still.
- Stop moving... - This will fall!
Oh my God, father.
See, where did you get the idea? that we stole?
What do they do?
Set the bill with color?
Speaking of where people get money,
I don't think you paid to make a bed.
If I work here This is to help my mother, okay?
- And I don't steal. - We don't steal.
We are making a transfer, without paying a commission
Skip it, daddy.
Single, if I do this so
You and I can start a new life.
What is new life with prostitutes? You will get married
What?
- You will get married - No no.
OK. But that is to keep the spa open.
Merche's father is a regional president and...
But you know sell yourself for money
I feel it
I deserve it
Well, it doesn't take you long to find a boyfriend
Where did he go This is starting to falter!
That's what you do, unless I don't pay
- I enter cigarettes. - And see how much it costs.
Do you think this is funny?
Laugh at this time!
- Holy Mother - Look at her face.
He is white.
Ricardo! Ricardo!
Anselmo! Carlos! Holy Virgin!
That could make me stupid!
- Where is my husband? - and Ricardo?
Olé and Olé. Now we can say we won the lottery.
I can't be jailed!
There are many representatives there and my stack is played.
Nino, we already listen to you all night!
With everything stolen in Spain, no one is imprisoned,
so why should we
We were caught into the safe
and steal almost four million euros
We will be the only idiots who are imprisoned
That's not all. Our wife caught us.
- And we don't have money. - I don't have parishioners.
I will lose the parish.
I have lost love in my life.
And Merche.
We are better here from out there
At least we have food and beds.
You can go.
Come on, everyone comes out.
What? Already?
- You haven't taken our statement - And I won't.
Let's decide not to reduce costs.
And don't look at me like that. If it's up to me,
I will do it for vandalism, forced entry, theft,
and, if it is a crime, to become a prostitute.
Come on, get out. Get out of here!
Move.
Come on.
How could I not cry, father?
I bring them good luck, and see how they treat me
The only thing I do back home
After I lost my child,
Only that is left.
And because I owe you.
I have to make peace with this city
But, as you can see, I have failed again.
So next time they see me in Villaviciosa,
it will be here, by your side.
If anyone is still here
Because you are right, Dad.
A city does not die of old age,
it dies from illness
And here they have disease that is difficult to cure,
egoism.
If you let me choose
between you and wealth,
with all its splendor
that wealth can bring,
Oh love,
I will take you
If you let me choose
between you and glory,
so history can talk about me
for centuries,
Oh love,
I will take you
Because I've fallen in love
and I love you, I love you,
and what I want
must be on your side,
to dream your eyes,
to kiss your lips,
to feel in your hands
that I am very happy
If you let me choose
between you and the sky,
where there are free
to fly to another nest,
Oh love,
I will take you
And I see on your face excitement and enthusiasm
for one of us the most extraordinary festival,
because even though the spa closes
Villaviciosa and the people will rise from the ashes
to face new challenges, with courage, with strength,
optimism and...
Who am I trying to lie to?
We are sick.
I declare openly fair.
Happy to be happy, Can be the last.
Fuck it
Excitement.
The spa is closed and you have There is no work, but it could be worse.
Imagine if you haven't won the lottery.
Yes, just imagine.
Why don't you go to the club? and give yourself a gift with girls, you bastard
This will make you relax.
- Mother, I'm not in the mood for girls. - Of course you are.
Take two or three. You have money.
This is not about money.
What is better to spend at than good jig-a-jig.
Looks like you don't like it.
I don't like it.
I'm gay.
Do you understand?
GAY-
I have never been in a club until you say I won the lottery.
It's about time.
It takes a long time out of the closet
and open your heart for your mother
Do you know?
When your child is 7 years old ask Santa for My Salon Doll
You start asking questions.
And if you are gay, Let them gossip.
I will lift my head up high.
Isn't that gay pride they talk about
One thing.
What is that...
Does it hurt?
Because your father, God rested him,
try once...
Mother!
It's good to be honest but there are limits
What a paradox.
The resurrection day of our Lord we buried this city
We recommend that this is the missing cause.
Subsidies still have not been rejected
If I tell Merche that it is indeed all mistakes, I love her and...
Stop, don't make it The same mistake I did.
Yes right.
- I fell in love with a prostitute. - So do I.
Why do you think your mother hates Mari?
So listen to your heart.
Tell the prostitute that you love her.
His name is Sole.
Of course.
- Single. - Single.
You never introduced me.
MY girl leaves!
The club is closed, they are all gone.
- it's your fault - What?
They go
What are you doing?
Getting the only one back
Nino,
Do you remember The forty beers of Jezebel beer?
Change the club again What work
I have pants in this case who can have their own passport.
We are the same in something.
But you travel with underwear, I travel with feelings.
Come here, baby
Look at the woman. He can't leave the night bus.
He goes during rush hour, to show himself.
Leave him alone. He will leave.
What peace? That's because he and the club I lost Paco.
What do you mean?
I only saw Paco first at the club. He came to buy cigarettes.
See how he defends the person who pays him
He said that, but I don't believe him
Of course,
this is easier to find the culprit outside
rather than trying to solve it the problems you face at home
Now we get advice about our marriage from prostitutes who destroy them.
- What do you know? - What do I know?
That your husband talks a lot when they are in shorts.
I will give you what I have stored in for 30 years!
Oh no!
Enough!
Leave him alone.
Isn't this too far?
He who takes it too far,
and the money will succeed cheating is more bearable.
Darling... Elisa, let's not continue about this.
Last day to claim the money yesterday
That money is not ours anymore. Is that difficult to understand?
If the period starts the day after the draw,
they can still claim it
Of course!
And they control the city budget ?
- No wonder we are in the problem - They are politicians.
What can you expect
That's why I didn't choose them.
Period does not rise?
Wait wait, let's just calm down.
That money only brings trouble for you.
Is it worth losing? little self-esteem left
for 3 million euros?
In a few moments, the tractor race will begin.
Come grab him!
What are you doing?
Don't just stand there! Go him
Running! He has our money! Go him
- Come on! - We just want to talk!
The tractor!
Come on, hurry up!
This is an official business!
- What do you say? - Get out of there
Get up, Milagros.
Wait a minute, Anselmo. He won't escape.
I am dependent
Single!
Nino, acceleration and as close as possible!
Not for me, on the train!
Single!
Come on!
Faster, Ricardo, faster!
Faster
do you think this is "Fast & Furious"?
This doesn't exceed 40!
He tries to drive us away!
How can he do that?
He goes a groove on the ground!
- Ricardo, you have to jump! - What?
Do you lose your mind?
Do you want me to risk my life?
Do you know what is risking your life?
Risking your life
follow you to the city in the middle of nowhere
so you can play to be messiah
to the crowd hicks who can't stand with you
No, Elisa. Elisa...
I hate fresh air, I hate this city,
and I hate that pesky lettuce
in your rotten ecology garden
I need the money to go and never see you again
So stop whining and jump!
Stupid!
I say jump, dickhead!
- Ponytail is really stuck in the stomach. - Damn!
- Wait a minute. I speed up. - Yes, let's go!
Single! Single!
Near the train door. I will jump.
Are you crazy?
How can you do that?
You don't have a ticket
One,
two, and...
One,
two, and...
and three! You are very scared You have forgotten how to count it!
What I've forgotten
is currently a good idea.
If you don't jump now, we will die!
What are you doing here?
Come on! Why don't you stop?
- We just want to talk - Talk to each other.
You need it!
Look, train! We get it.
If you know how difficult it is to take the train... Listen!
Your fiance can listen If he doesn't want to,
show the film This works with me.
I will follow you along the way until you listen to me
Well, as soon as this train arrives in Madrid I will forget you
He will not have the ball to cross.
Almost.
- What have you done? - I don't know
I am upset I think I lost you
and I do it what they will do in a movie
Or wouldn't we deserve romantic comedy ends?
Now come with me,
to make another declaration, to the police
I don't believe it! We have it!
Why stop here?
and I get Sole back, as you say to me
For damn sake
Can't you wait for to the next city It stops there.
Move it closer!
What a paradox.
Lottery makes you rich but it destroys our lives.
What destroys our lives is greed.
But we are not the first and we will not be the last.
That's human nature. I am corrupt because I am a politician
or politician because I am corrupt?
- Who knows? - see
200 years of history is reduced to rubble
If they swing the ball too hard they will destroy the city
- Let it go! - I can't watch
Stop! Stop!
- What do your crazy kids do? - Become a dickhead.
Lift it up!
Son!
- Are you okay? - Make it easy to relax.
Yes, yes, I'm fine.
Spa! Spa!
- the burofax! - What is said?
It's been purchased. This city was saved.
One year after lottery
The idiot with a ponytail?
Have you seen all of these people?
I hope the church Like this every Sunday.
Father,
You can't create a lot of work like a spa will bring.
I have brought C.V.
As a separate woman I am in the market again.
And not just for work.
Who will you give? Our mysterious investors
I imagine it very handsome and sophisticated.
If he comes in a helicopter Like Christian Gray, I will die.
I heard in the butcher that he could be Chinese
The same who buys Atleti.
Forget that. I heard he's an Arab sheikh.
A friend of the king.
Smile, look happy.
Children in the front row, to show the city has a future.
And you, a little more cleavage, to show why you are the queen of the festival.
He is coming! He is coming!
- Anselmo! - What is that?
- You look terrible - Okay, clean a little.
At your age, and your wife still break your base.
Trendies screw us up. You repair everything with a vest.
YESSSSSSS!
Those idiots save the city?
An idiot who breaks two ribs tries to suck himself?
- Nino, have you bought a spa? - I?
I can't even buy a new motorbike. It's broken and makes me stranded.
They gave me a ride!
And... who is that?
Damn!
Let's buy a spa?
But why?
For you, father
I did it for you.
Well, and for me too.
Don't we deserve to be together and be happy in this city?
Now it's time to remove clean slate.
Finally I found my place.
And you've found yours.
To honor Ignacio Garcia Fernéndez-Velilla
the most beloved man Villaviciosa and spanya
- Hurray for Mari! - Hurray!
One year later, Villaviciosa reopens the spanya,
leaving lottery scandal
which causes major disputes among city dwellers.
Villaviciosa has a future based on harmony and unity.
The lottery is fair a funny story now
- This is in the past... - Honey, you don't need to go
- We can solve it. - Ricardo,
don't you always say you want a better society?
Start with yourself, I'm going to Madrid.
Ricardo...
Ricardo!
A little dignified, you are on TV.
Anselmo is being investigated
for overspending in the roundabout with the statue.
The party's president sends him an SMS:
"Anselmo, be strong".
Stay there, and leave all of Spain see what your dickhead is.
Ricardo fired to pay at Club Momentos
with a party card
Yes, they eat...
but not official.
The future of the city?
I don't know about the city
but we will be women
and I hope as beautiful as his mother.
But he must learn.
You don't go there only with a beautiful face.
I speak from experience, I almost became wh...
dear,
no one cares about that
Carlos brought the film "Game of Thrones" to Villaviciosa.
Single has a short appearance
as a Lannisters prostitute.
Beautiful, right?
This is very valuable part of religious art
that deserves to be restored.
That's why we bring the best professionals
without saving any costs,
so as to recover...
There is a problem
Can you cut it?
I have enough problems with bishops...
Restoration from Virgin
statue accept hundreds of visitors
This has become a new "Ecce homo".
Our lives are really haven't changed much.
We still work in relaxation, right?
Yes, I usually use rubber, Now I wear a shower cap.
So now you know,
If you want to enjoy the best bubbles,
in the best company...
- You sound like a prostitute. - What do you expect?
Hard habits are lost!
Let's become very famous after the lottery scandal
It is reported that he and his daughter
will be a bubble
for the famous Cava brand.
I think it's a shame the girls,
because in this city brothels have always been a tradition.
Alfonso XII does not come from Madrid only for waters.
"Where did you go, Alfonso XII?"
Hunt down!
- I don't know if we can say that - About Alfonso XII?
- No, about the prostitute. - OK...
They are still city history writers,
but they have adapted to new technology.