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(tap)
(jingling)
(thud)
(soft thuds)
(crunch)
(Streaming)
(snap)
(whirring)
- Ah.
- Airport [Voiceover] South, apologize for anything
delay or formation for passengers
Please check your valuables to the departure port
for any reported delays
After arriving, departure is updated in 10 minutes
- My name is Blutarsky, Detective Blutarsky,
from, uh, from
- [Voice Changer] Detective Blutarsky,
it's from Downtown Division.
- city center, city center
Come on, Mitch.
My name is Blutarsky, Detective Blutarsky,
from the Downtown Division.
Listen, guys, don't try stupid
A man like you, bound down by 50 kilograms
from ex, explosives, uh, ah.
- [Voiceover] Please don't do something stupid, fellow
A man like you is bound with 50 pounds of dynamite.
- Ah.
Dynamite, dynamite of course.
Come on, Mitch, get thespian to act together.
How, oh, how are you doing? Is the lady good?
An actor never misses the chance
to hone their skills, don't you know
(aircraft engine humming)
- Hey, sir
Give a little something to help the brother come out?
(cellphone ring)
Wait a minute.
I have to take this.
Hello?
Yes, I'm glad you called.
Hey, look, when I ordered a dog,
send me something without claws,
or losing a limb, or something, anything
I need to raise sympathy factors.
Yes, well income fell by 20%.
No, three o'clock in the morning out of the question.
I have an appointment with my broker
Wait a minute.
Hey, hey, sir, look you on the way out
(clattering)
(whirring)
- Listen
Are you a police officer
- Uh, no, but I hope to play it immediately on TV.
I have a big audition tomorrow morning.
- You, with rights, you have to identify yourself
as law enforcement officer if I ask
- I don't follow
- I offer two pricing packages,
based on my buggy two speed choices
- Uh, forgive me, madam?
- Yes, you can have an oral with a slower speed.
(humming motor)
- Uh.
- Or you can have it at a faster rate.
(grinding motor)
But I have to do it extra fees.
Because of wear and tear my battery
I see.
Will we make this happen, or what?
I mean, I have a few customers in the Domestic Department,
they will not waste tires when kicking
like you
- So, let me straight this.
You just wobble airport all day,
avoid airport security, while offering people who pass
random action from mechanical fellatio?
- I know that!
Your Aftershave smells like smoked meat
Good, officer.
Ha!
(motor rumbles)
Vaya con dios!
(steady and slow music)
- That's enough the sign that's there
Look, I don't want to be too annoying,
But, uh, are you sure someone doesn't play
sort of practical joke to you, I mean,
You hold a sign that says
- This is the name of a film.
If you have to know.
(electronic tone)
- [Voiceover] Attention passengers, final call for dormitory
- Not one of them teenage vampire movies, right?
I mean, I don't understand what is very scary about teenage vampires.
Back in my day, we have Dracula, uh, we have Nosferatu,
and don't forget Good old Blacula.
I mean, people are scary.
Spending a lifetime, suffering the pains of the undead.
I mean, those people have the character
I mean, this teenager is vampire today,
I mean, it's like, "Uh, uh dude, I really like
" Sucking your blood, but It's like, uh, I have to
"download a new application to my phone, so, maybe I'll
"waste your blood later."
You have serious credibility problems as vampires
if you have just started grow pubic hair.
- This is an erotic movie.
I was hired to pick up cast and take them
for Adult Film Convention.
So, if you don't mind.
- That reminds me.
Have you ever seen Magic Mike's movie?
I mean, listen this should sizzle
expose 'the world' male strippers,
However, there are no even like a full ounce
frontal male nudity in the entire film
I mean, how did that happen?
That's like really typical Double standards Hollywood
when it comes to nudity
That's ridiculous.
You know, I'm actually waiting for a
high school friends.
Yes, we haven't seen each other in 30 years.
Can you believe that?
Oh, oh, how about flying time.
It seems like yesterday I like cramming
for like a big biology exam, or worry about new ones
acne outbreaks
Can you believe that?
Ah.
Wow.
- Oh, my God, you, we got the driver!
- Oh wow!
- Yeah.
- We need images
- Let's ask this parent.
- Oh, um, sir, will you be a puppet?
(nervous giggling)
- Hey, are you ready?
(daughter answers "Yes")
- Okay, smile and say venereal disease
(all say "venereal disease")
(funky guitar music)
(giggling)
- Yeah.
(electronic tone)
- [Voice Changer] Passenger attention.
(victory music)
- Hey!
- Wow!
- The same old Mitch.
Standing around daydreaming.
- Hey, I'm being really looking for alert
for you, I swear to God
- alert
That's another thing I always love you,
use big words like that.
Come here!
- What?
(footsteps and roar)
- Jacket that's pretty cool You get there, Mitch.
- Oh, this is me, uh, 1970s look of disappointed police
I get a big audition tomorrow morning at nine in the morning.
- Yes, right, I remember you mentioned you
involved in that.
- Well, this is all part of my whole
sensory experience, Dunc.
This is like uh, this is all very important when
you are in the world from thespian
- you thespians
What?
- Come on, Dunc.
Thespians, everyone know that means actor
Come on.
- Whatever.
Look, I'm very happy after all these years.
- No, no, no, hey, I understand this.
(clunk)
- [Dunc] Maybe it should be take it, Mitch.
- No, no, it's okay
Isn't it supposed to be to be kind of uh,
weight limitations about this?
It feels like you minivan here
- Hey, Mitch, do you see a bunch of smoking
hot girls come through here
Man, they sit in front of first class.
Dirt.
All that pussy is amazing onboard and I have to get
trapped back with some old farts.
Snoring on my shoulder
- My car is like this, Dunc.
- [Dunc] Of course my bag isn't too heavy for you,
hey, Mitch?
- [Mitch] Oh, no problem, Dunc.
Maybe when I finish dragging this object,
I will be able to audition for the role of Quasimodo.
- [Dunc] Jesus, Mitch, where do you make love,
on the runway?
- [Mitch] Hey, Dunc, this is unlike in the movie
where the protagonist can always scooch
to the best parking lot Spots, you know.
You know, Dunc, this suitcase?
They really come with wheels now
I just say
(thud)
- [Dunc] Please, tell me That is your damn car, Mitch.
- [Mitch] That's it
Like a glowing flare in the desert, Dunc.
- [Mitch] Well, saints are praised.
Again I go must resort
for cannibalism
(slow and deliberate steps)
- Ah.
I think I suffer temporary paralysis
in three of my favorites vertebra, Dunc.
- is there something you didn't tell me
about yourself, Mitch?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, uh, when I ordered
customized license plate, I mean, I say
they I want it to read, thespian
But, I don't know, there is a kind of mix,
- Here it is, after for years
- Yes sir.
They say can't happen, but,
dynamic duo back together once again, Dunc.
(energetic music with a strong beat)
(tap, tap)
(knock, tap)
Well, let's make it like a some French mimes,
and wave au revoir to this place, Dunc.
What?
- What should I do?
- What?
This is the car door, just open it, Dunc.
Oh hey.
What is this?
I know it's not parking ticket,
- [Dunc] what is that? - Maybe it's new,
Maybe it's a pizza opening , or some
religious treaty, let's see
"Revolution is a lie."
That is rather vague.
Ah.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Give it here
(thud)
(clunk)
(clattering)
- Hm, it never happened before
- You don't say
- What?
- I'm just curious how do you start a car
What do you knock twice dash
with your forehead, or what?
- Hmph, what?
Hmph, tap on the dash twice with my forehead
That's how you start air conditioner.
(roar of the engine)
Let's make it like a some pot smokers,
and go away.
- [Dunc] what do you make those expressions, or?
- [Mitch] They are 100% of my own creativity.
- [Mitch] I have an inexhaustible supply of them.
How about let's make like some
from hosers and take off?
- [Dunc] Amazing
- [Mitch] Or, if you want something a little darker,
let's make it like a some IV drug users
and create tracks
Don't hesitate to drop they are talking
whenever you want.
Be sure to give me credit.
- [Dunc] I will remember to do that, Mitch.
(mysterious music)
- Welp, here it is, Dunc.
And they say it can't happen
- Yes, who said that?
- Uh, nothing, actually.
That's just an expression.
- Oh, right
So we haven't seen each other Since high school right?
And now we're both 50.
Hard to believe.
- Uh, I hate argue, Dunc, but, uh,
I'm actually only 49.
Technically, I don't turn 50 for another 11 days.
- All right, you slice it This, this is a call to drink.
- Hey, don't worry
I will take us to our place favorite coffee shop.
- Oh, damn it, Mitch.
I'm talking about real drinks.
- How did you get that? through airport security?
- I will tell you, but I will do it must kill you, Mitch
- Uh, no thanks, Dunc, I usually like to save it
My mental abilities are complete when I operate
four thousand pounds of machines
- So, um, this is acting, Mitch.
Is that kind of thing? hobby, or what?
- Ha, this is very More than that, Dunc.
I think this time I really found my passion.
I am muse, if you want.
Yes, sir, no more wander in the barren plains
unrealized dreams for you really
- So what have you done?
- What do you mean like that? characters I've played,
and roles, and so on?
- No, I mean, what have I seen you specifically
- Uh, well, lately I've been hitting a lot, uh,
many auditions, uh, you know, as I have
This is usually the life blood of the of the working actor, Dunc.
- So in other words, you haven't done anything yet - Well, for your information, uh, actually I have
a callback from the last.
An actual callback is when. - [Dunc] Let me guess.
When are you called back
- Yeah, well, anyways, it's for lunch commercial food
Nationally television, paying large residues, by the way.
I play, you know, boring high school head,
which, after swallowing transformative contents
from lunch meat, turns into libidinous,
fun rapper life
- you as a rapper
Gosh, I really want to hear that, Mitch,
But, uh, I need to drink first.
Ah.
Okay, Mitch, I think I'm ready.
- Wait, just to skip a little
actor preparation
That's what we like say, in biz.
Mrap
Mwah.
Mm, yep.
We start.
♪ They call me Principal T, You know that I'm sick
♪ Just chillin ' with my homies,
♪ Eatin 'pastrami and imitation chicken ♪
- And why don't you get that role, Mitch?
- Uh, well, to tell You are right, uh,
I do my best to stay confident about this
audition, but I don't know
It's like when I got it there, and I see
all actors are anxious,
It's like palpable despair, Dunc.
What, plainly
Come on, Dunc.
I don't know, however, It's like all of us
sitting around death sentence, like waiting
for executioners to come and arrest us
Ah, I don't know.
And then when I get to the audition room,
It's like, I just choke.
- You have to loosen up.
You know what you are The problem is, you are only
too fucking a wound.
- I don't know humans, I mean, I've tried everything.
Uh, breathing exercises, cell visualization,
I've even listened to cassettes of deep sea mammals,
populated
(Laughter chuckles)
- Jesus.
Now you really need a drink.
- Well, I'm fine.
- Don't let darkness eat you, Mitch
- [Mitch] look, Dunc.
That's where our favorite old cinema used to be
No doubt must be replaced by one of them with soul,
cookie cutter multiplex with 40 screens, and all
displays the same movie.
- [Dunc] Hey, I love that new cinema, Mitch.
Big donkey seat, big voice, entire VIP experience.
Immediately they will be beautiful shipping usherettes
handwork during the trailer.
- [Mitch] Still, I miss that old charm
broken movie palace
That character, Dunc.
- [Dunc] Not to mention the wrong AC,
narrow mice and chairs are designed on average
Besides that, it's really bloated, Mitch.
- [Mitch] what is left of us
high school, Dunc.
Very sad.
- [Dunc] Good for the old jail, I said.
I wish I was there to pull the plunger.
- [Mitch] Come on, Dunc, we are learning a lot back there - [Dunc] really?
What is it like, Mitch?
- [Mitch] Okay, I'm still remember from biology class
scientific name for DNA
Deoxyribonucleic acid.
- [Dunc] I bet that is really useful, Mitch
- [Mitch] Strangely, not yet, Dunc.
It used to be ours old skating arena
Remember, we used to play hockey there very early in the morning when are we children?
- [Dunc] Right
- See what I have, Dunc.
Any bell ring?
Dirty dirt
From the album, Young, English and dirty?
I mean, this is practical soundtrack
from our youth, Dunc.
- Yeah, The Snotty Punks.
Yes, I can remember it we listen to them
Isn't everyone dead now?
- Uh, I think the lead singer, Johnny Snotnose
still exists
Actually, I thought so he just got a knight's degree.
- Hm.
- Guess what made him sir Johnny Snotnose, I guess.
Well, this is for past glory, Dunc.
♪ Because we are young, English
(high-pitched whining)
- Let me guess, Mitch.
That will never happen.
- I am very discouraged, Dunc.
I want us only to sort of go around,
and listen to us old favorite songs,
You know, for a long time.
Here, just let me, uh, what do you know?
I will only wind this later.
- Well, look, Mitch, don't sweat it
The past is not everything cracked.
- Ah, good choice words, Dunc.
Cracks?
See what I have.
What do you think, Dunc?
- Yes, remember we are used to go around
on Friday night and throw this puppy on people?
- Are we used to doing that?
You mean, when all of us friends come out of putting,
we go around throw eggs at people?
Wow, that's outside sad, Mitch.
Listen, Mitch, I appreciate your efforts to re-create
old magic, but, Maybe we can have it
for breakfast.
- So how are you doing and Cindy do?
You are married like practically right
from high school, Dunc.
I mean, it's like, almost 30 years ago.
25 years is a silver birthday, what makes
30 years, I wonder?
- I guess arsenic.
That's three decades ago torture must get you
You must be proud your achievements
I mean, especially in the world like this,
it's only less than all kinds of loyalty
Hey, I remember we chose some of you most likely
to stay together until death.
- Oh, yes, by the way, thank you for that
There is no pressure there at all.
- You and Cindy, I mean, you are
still together right?
Ah, Dunc.
I just feel a little my soul is gone,
only knowing that you are not with
- You will handle it, Mitch.
So, um, what about you, Mitch?
I mean, there are wives, girlfriends.
- Hah, I'm
It's impossible, Dunc.
I keep my eyes on acting prizes.
- Yes, you're sure don't want to miss anything
from the lunchtime meat your adverts
- Well, hey, Dusty Hoffman, one of our generation
best actor - [Dunc] Wait, wait.
Dusty?
I think the name is Dustin, Dustin Hoffman.
- Well, my friends and colleagues.
- Where do you not.
- Well, it turns out, When he is set,
with set, I mean
- Let me guess it Means when he is set.
- Yeah, well, It turns out Dusty he allowed
cast and crew call him by that name
I mean, I, my acting coach I said that, actually.
- Well, you know, I'm sure, Mitch, that, Dustin,
Dusty Hoffman, sorry, no scratching and fighting
at mature age age 50, Mitch.
- Uh, I'm actually 49, Dunc, remember?
- Mm, I keep forgetting.
- Yeah, I didn't turn 50 for another 11 days.
- So when was the last time When you were lying down, Mitch?
- What?
- Let me repeat the word question, your honor
When was the last time did you print some pussy?
- Well, I don't know, Dunc.
Let me go home and check out my sexual immoral journal - That's what I thought, Mitch.
See, what about us? go around,
and try and meet some women?
- What, and throw eggs into them?
- No, Mitch, that's not what I have in mind.
Um, I just thought, night is still young,
maybe we can, uh, find a party and uh,
celebrating our beautiful reunion
- Uh, I don't know, Dunc.
I will take you to the old coffee shop
ours, and maybe the wind is going down for the night
Because you remember, I got a big audition
at nine o'clock tomorrow morning
- Calm down, Mitch, you won't miss you
all important dog food auditions.
- dog food auditions?
I told you, I audition for his role
from the police, remember?
- Good.
What if we go? some chick chicks?
- Dog birds are some women?
What are you, Buddy Holly
There are very subtle ones, but very different differences
in Meisner versus Strasberg School Acting Method.
So, I wonder,
Are you shampooing, foam and rinse?
Or are you shampoo, foam, and rinse and repeat?
So, really? karaoke, or karookie?
(laughter)
So how can it be? breakfast food industry
can't say, "So, when you shop
"for breakfast cereals, three months salary
" a good place to start. "?
So, I've heard a bunch of geese,
That one expression is a little strange
But, crow murder?
Now, anyone who finds it, they just play with us
- [Dunc] Everything will come Go back to me, Mitch.
A touch of your victory with women
- [Mitch ] Come on, Dunc.
We're great just when
Go back, right?
Look, here's one of us Favorite old haunts
Remember this place, Dunc?
Let's take a few from the famous world
Our cinnamon coffee used to be very loving.
Hm, I'm wrong, Dunc.
- [Dunc] about what?
- It is possible to get a good parking lot in real life like in a cinema.
This is a good sign.
Come on.
Oh hey, wait.
- What is that, Mitch?
Why don't we enter?
- Do you know what?
Come on for a long time personal greetings
we did in high school.
- What?
- Remember, we went like that,
Come on.
(slapping)
What, oh, what is that?
That's not what we do.
You must really enter it,
You have to really dig. - [Dunc] Eh, no, no, no, no.
Impossible, Mitch, I don't do that, okay
It was like 30 years ago.
Forget it.
- Let's do for a long time?
- Not an opportunity, Mitch.
Come on, let's go into
- So how do you feel? to go back in the past
more place, Dunc?
- I don't know
It feels like I'm in a coffee shop.
- Ah, we have a lot of emotions the wounds on us are inevitable march toward adulthood, Dunc.
Here, maybe on this table
- Whatever.
Your mind, that place looks slightly changed,
I mean decorations and whatnot.
- OK, what can I ask you? - Oh, how are you doing? What, my good woman?
Uh, uh, uh.
Um, um, tonight you have a great honor serving us
on this occasion.
Our first meeting in almost 30 years.
We both take part in in some of you
world-famous cinnamon coffee, my good madam
- What are you talking about?
- Well, cinnamon Coffee of course.
This is your home specialty.
- Why are there people who want cinnamon in their coffee,
I mean, who did that again?
- Okay, I'll take two cinnamon coffees,
and you can put cinnamon between your knees
You see, my friend and , who am I here, may I,
I assert, no see each other almost
30 years, well, we use for often you are comfortable
a little establishment, back in our tender, formative
years, and we used to find sweet success in
your restorative grinding blessed cinnamon coffee
- [Waiter] Once again, there are no cinnamon coffee there Do you go, or stay?
- We have two coffees.
However you are serving them usually will be fine
Thank you.
What's with Succor's discovery, or whatever?
Nobody understands that.
And please stop telling people
we haven't seen each other in 30 years.
They will think we just got out of jail
Jesus.
This place has really changed, Dunc.
I mean, I don't remember serving such personnel.
I mean, do you see everything? the tattoo is crowded
the whole face?
- If you mean his face, Mitch, yes, I pay attention.
Get with time, will you, for Christ's sake!
All young people do it now.
- Oh, tattoo, hey, don't get me wrong,
I really understand that.
I mean, one on the shoulder here said, "Rosie",
Maybe a little heart Here I say, "I like mom."
Hey, really understand that.
But he looks like some people type of headhunter's
directly out of forest in Kalimantan, Dunc.
I'm surprised he doesn't just throw us
in a pot of boiling water and try
to make soup from us
- I have to tell you, Mitch, I have identified a lot
more with these young people.
- Come on, Dunc.
- No, I'm serious.
You know what it is like hanging around
with people of our age?
Constant grousing and sniping about disease?
I mean, that one has a kind of tumor,
and this one intestine is blocked?
I flat out refuse to spend my precious leftovers
years worried about My prostate state, Mitch.
- Come on, Dunc, I mean, you can't change who you are
You think like this get along with the young,
You will somehow like absorbing all their fresh
vibration and pain, like through a kind of osmosis,
or something?
- I don't know what that means, Mitch.
What I know is that I feel really live with a young woman
My last girlfriend is 19
- Let's go with shock and crap anger,
Will you?
If you have to take a dog from an animal shelter,
Would you like to take a new, shiny puppy
or some old mutts that can barely grumble
the tail?
- Hey, the old dog has lots of characters, Dunc.
- Not to mention yellow teeth, bad breath, fleas.
- here it is both ordinary coffee,
- Oh, oh, and, madam?
Just to tell you, both my friend here or me
ever serving any time in any extortion
facilities or institutions.
Just so you know.
(Mitch sighs)
I feel bad
- What about, Mitch?
- I mean, why are they? stop their policy
from serving cinnamon coffee, even though it's clear, it's like that.
- Forget your fucking cinnamon coffee for a moment,
Will you?
God, everything starts to get back to me,
You whine and complain, without stopping, as I remember
- I mean, cinnamon That coffee makes this I mean, who will tamper with it the formula for success?
I mean, okay, like For example, say,
I am a CEO like, Hersheys, and I'm talking
My boss's meeting room shareholders, and I say,
"Hey, thank you for coming.
" We made half a billion dollars in our Hershey
"Almond Bars last year.
" Oh, but this is an idea.
"From now on, let's delete all almonds,
"from our chocolate."
That doesn't work, Dunc.
- Listen, forget about your beloved sweet wood for a moment, right?
Try some of this.
Yes, are you Toulouse-Lautrec?
- Who?
Is this yours? unclear references, Mitch?
- Uh, Toulouse-Lautrec,
famous artist in Paris?
Uh, it's rather small tall,
specialize in painting Paris belly.
Hung comes out at Moulin Rouge.
- Sorry I asked, Mitch.
This, this will happen put some much needed
hair on your ball
- Oh.
Great.
- Cheers.
- Oh.
- this is for cinnamon death
(coughing and sputtering)
- Dunc, I don't know whether to drink it,
or the power of my lawn mower with that.
- I arrived here in time to make a man
from you yet, Mitch.
- Wait, so, anyways, what happened to you and Cindy?
I mean, you have like love for centuries,
I mean, like Romeo and Juliet, Napoleon and Josephine,
eh, Liz and Dick, well, Maybe not the last couple,
because they are divorced too often,
I will give it
- You know, if it's already the ball is even to be
in a relationship, you don't need to ask that
- Yeah, but I mean, I just sleep much better
on my bed at night know Duncan is that nice
and Cindy just came out in the shared universe,
firm as a rock.
- Stone that sinks towards sea floor, you mean
- How bad is that? has, Dunc?
- Okay, Mitch.
Do you want to know what finally ended our marriage?
It's not melodramatic events like infidelity,
or some cliché 'betrayal.
You know what it is
That is damn kitchen blender
- What?
- Yeah.
I'm serious.
fucking kitchen blender
Every morning at five a.m., Cindy will wake up
and make some healthy something or other,
in the loudest blender in the world.
This is bad Puree the setting on it
Sounds like a hundred cats strangled
at the same time.
I just damn it can't take it again
Listen to it the rest of my life?
The screw is noisy, Mitch.
- So, let me straight this.
You are the first person in history to submit
for divorce on the grounds of damaged kitchen appliances
- Look, Mitch, I know that Pain sees your role model
accident and burning, but you will overcome it.
Do you know what that is? likes to surround yourself
with young women, Mitch?
It's like swimming in source of youth.
Do you know what is young? Women smell like, Mitch?
- I pray you don't Will tell me, Dunc.
- Chewing gum.
Bubble gum, and vanilla, Mitch.
Do you know what woman our age smells like?
Decaying medicine cabinet.
- Okay, I will give this much,
Older women go a little heavy on perfume,
that's true.
- I am currently looking at the twins, Mitch.
They both just turned 20 years old.
You might have a toothbrush older than that, Dunc.
- Who cares?
They practically adore me.
A few days ago, Hey Jude, by the Beatles came
on the radio, and I say to one of the twins
I wrote the song, he I thought I was a creative genius.
- Hey, I don't believe me Hear this, Dunc, I mean,
beyond blatant musical plagiarism,
I mean, I hate say this, Dunc,
I think you will go through a very severe man
middle-aged crisis.
(energetic music)
- So Mitch.
This acts, how do you fall again?
- Well, there's a big request for my actor
certain demographics, Dunc.
- You mean old dudes.
- I mean, actors like myself, which radiates certain
experienced attitude
As it turns out, we're in. Big request, Dunc.
- I guess because if someone fails
according to your age, they either give up acting,
or suicide
Sorry, continue.
- Well, I once took an acting class for a number of years now.
Uh, Style Method, Maybe you've heard it?
Well, the Method Style, uh, it basically involves
actors who utilize a series of sensory exercises.
You know, it's possible actors, in this case, myself,
uh, to be involved in a more honest level _
- Okay, so, if the character is, say, a loser,
You can draw inspiration from all that
washed your auditions.
- Well, I think one can, uh, magic
up certain certain incidents to improve
a whole scene verisimilitude.
And then there is British acting style.
Based on 'rich theater history,
Stepping on the board, we call it.
- Whatever, look, this is all the same with me - if you don't mind I say so, Dunc,
that's where you are show your ignorance
And to enlighten you, between the two is very
a different school from acting, let me show you
examples of what happened during shooting
from a small film that I like to call Marathon Man.
- Never heard of it.
- What?
With great Dusty Hoffman,
and the icon Sir Larry Olivier?
- True, Dust and Larry
Sounds like a paralyzed morning radio program
- There is this climax the scene where Dusty's
final character Facing Sir Larry's crime
evil dentist, in the dark city of New York
sewer system
Apparently, Dusty, the The actor method, must be done
a full ton of because he can't find it
The emotional core, finally,
Sir Larry, almost 80 years years and freezing
in the ditch, and hailng from English style
theater, finally turn and see Dusty,
and say, "Dusty, why? don't try acting?"
Can you believe that story?
- You know, one thing hasn't changed, Mitch.
You still have active ones your imagination
- I remember my new wise words
acting coach, Dunc.
Or is it my last acting coach?
Uh, maybe has become my last,
survive, no, yeah, my first acting coach,
uh, perish in a mysterious airbag event,
and let me see, my second, strangely,
hit by lightning during an outdoor production
from The Tempest
Fancy it.
- sounds like works with you, Mitch,
is a malicious dangerous job.
- Hey, his acting the world is not a place
for diffident, Dunc.
- And that's another thing.
Use words like that.
- What, hard?
That means shame.
- Well, why can't You just say shame,
for God's sake
Jesus.
Who knows what I mean?
You always do that, you always try
to impress people with it's ridiculously
your big words
Hi, I'm Mitch, and I've never been laid down,
but I've memorized every page damn dictionary
You know, ever since the airport,
You have done that.
Bimbang, versimilla, whatever.
- Verisimilitude
- What?
- That means truth.
- Everything will come Go back to me, Mitch.
- Why have I never been bothered to contact you
for the past 30 years.
( rhythmic music with heavy beat)
- Well, I go to the men's room
Hopefully they haven't been rid of it
for the past 30 years too.
(somber music)
Yes, the man his room is still there
Your thoughts, don't look like someone's
mopping there since JFK's murder.
Hey, I don't know you wear glasses, Dunc.
They make you look rather open,
like someone's favorite uncle or something
For what?
Eh, allergies?
I hope there isn't anything wrong with you, Dunc.
- What is this?
Little maid Daddy, Mitch.
With this blue pill, we have the ability
to defeat God in his own game.
why doesn't God want to be old people who have sex, Dunc?
That's why he found scrapbooking
- Typical of you, Mitch.
Always afraid of anything new.
- Are you, what are you doing?
Why did you swallow it? that is what I mean,
You know we go home
when we leave here, no, Dunc?
I mean, I understand important auditions
tomorrow, I mean, I've already talked about it
all night long.
- Whoever writes Go Gentle into Good Night is never
experiencing excitement a Full four hours, Mitch.
What?
- I don't know
I, I feel like you will turn into a few
types of crazy sex werewolves or the like
- The medicine isn't Work quickly, Mitch.
And besides that, you are not my type.
Trust me.
- Ah.
- Hey, let me help With that, Mitch.
- No no no no no no.
Hey, you don't pull a coin in my town, Dunc.
I understand.
- Good thank you.
I will give you tonight.
- What do you mean later?
I mean, when we pack it here,
we will return home right?
- Right
- Okay, okay, let's make it like a pair of
from polyester skintight pants and split, Dunc.
- very good
- Sorry about the absence of from uh, cinnamon in it
Coffee, Dunc.
I will wake up just cold sweat
mention of cinnamon
- Ah, I don't know, but all These things disappear
First, like me don't know, it really can
a man's disappointment, You know what I mean?
- You only find out , right?
- Yeah, oh
Oh, do you know what?
Hey wait.
Ah, if you can help run my rank with me,
You know, for me big tomorrow's audition
It will be amazing if you can do that
- Here on the road?
- Hey, I know that sounds crazy, but
- I really appreciate that, Dunc.
- I don't think so, Mitch.
- I mean, I mean, I play police right?
So it's here in Means walking, I mean,
that will only help me prepare my role, right?
I mean, listen, I mean, Right now, I can practically
kissing danger it permeates nocturnal city,
as we talked about.
- I don't think so, Mitch.
(clunks and squeaks)
- I really appreciate that, Dunc.
- Good.
- Yes!
Awesome
Here, get the script here.
You play the role of Romulus.
- Romulus?
What kind of name is that?
- No problem what name is it
Listen, everything you need Know that you are hiding
in the public telephone booth, is tied to the gills
with explosives, and I am strong, hardened
detective who's assigned try to make you give up.
- Right, Romulus, I understand, Mitch.
Okay, let's finish this.
- good
(Mitch clears his throat)
Muah.
- What are you doing?
- Ah.
It's my acting exercise, Dunc.
Every actor does this.
- You look like a chicken - Muah.
Alright alright.
Blutarsky name, Detective Blutarsky,
from headquarters Division, and, uh,
listen buddy, only hand over all the explosives
and everyone comes out From here live, mate.
- Okay, okay, two things Mitch.
Well, first you say Headquarters Division,
it should be City Center Division.
Second, it's not everyone get out of here alive,
Everyone comes out from here in one piece.
- Aw.
- [Dunc] Don't sweat the , Mitch, let's go
- No, no, no, no, no.
I will nail This sucker, Dunc.
- Why do I have to believe the police who died like you?
- You can't afford to not trust me
- Wait, Mitch.
So, can he do it? believe it or not
I mean, this is very confusing, that way is written
- Oh, come on, Dunc, You took me out of me
the actor's sacred zone.
- Well, there are also many people who aren't there - Come on, let's do it once again, Dunc,
I promise, only one more time, please
And, uh, if not My mind says that,
maybe you can inspire your character
with a little more emotion?
I kind of feel like I brought the scene
for both of us, Dunc.
(thud)
(machine hum)
I mean, what's wrong with all of these lame Hollywood movies,
all these old protagonists, and their bucket list.
I mean, talk about click screenwriting
I mean, they have these people like climbing Machu Picchu,
and jump out of airplanes, skydiving.
If something is broken the truth for these films,
about their bucket list,
number one thing these people want
What can be done is actually does not cause pain
defecation.
Or, maybe even for this one time eat a steak dinner
without having to use a straw.
You know, Dunc, this is not as if I don't want
to establish relationships.
I mean, I'm just a human, after all - Mitch, turn right
- What?
No, no, me, my place Just like this.
- No, no, I say,
take right in Turn off next.
- Dunc, I know where I am The place is right.
Wait, how are you going Are you crazy?
(squealing tires)
Oh, Dunc.
Look, I thought so tried like hijacking
My car to Cuba
Hey, of all the likes the way I want to die,
a fiery car accident won't even rank
in the top ten, trust me
- Keep going straight On this road, Mitch.
- What is so important about this road?
- [Dunc] Just drag it up here
- Come on, Dunc, I Have a great audition
tomorrow at nine a.m. sharp, remember?
You've been yammering endlessly about that
since the airport
- Hey, this audition is very important to me, Dunc.
You know that.
- Just drag it here
- What is so important to me? have to enter here?
- Well, this is more exciting than cinnamon coffee.
- It looks like apartment building
from Rosemary's Baby.
- [Dunc] Va voom, Mitch.
(motor rumbles)
(barking dogs and roaring sirens)
(clunk)
(thud)
(meowing cat)
- Ah, I don't know, Dunc.
There is something better a minimum of three tires
in the car when we return.
Come on, Dunc, let's just make it like a pair of
skintight pants and just tear butt!
- don't you use already?
- Well, actually I'm skintight trous,
no problem
Let's just leave from here, please
(tone)
(foreign women voice on speaker)
- [Voiceover] Sh, sh, sh.
Yes?
- Vaya con dios?
- What, you all a arrived Antonio Banderas?
(bel)
- Bingo
(tense music)
Mitch, I believe this is one of them.
Will you do us honor to knock
- What, I tap?
I don't want to knock.
You knock
You will knock.
Hey, there will be Nothing knocks
emits from me, Dunc, trust me
- I thought you were really Lost your mind, Mitch.
- Whoah, whoah, whoah, wait, wait
Wait a minute - What's wrong, Mitch?
- Listen, let's just go.
I beg you, Dunc, I have that audition
really early morning tomorrow morning - Damn, no more.
- Hey, if I'm not at least two and a half hours
Sleep before a big audition, I'm fussy, Dunc.
- Believe me, Mitch, the universe is going as it should.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
- You killed me, Mitch.
- I know I heard that last night,
vaya con dios, at the airport.
- Vaya con dios.
- And I know this sounds crazy, but
I was asked for fellatio by Dr. Strange Love
twin brother, Dunc.
- You know, Mitch, you're right.
- What, do you believe me?
Huh, thank you, Dunc.
- No, you sound crazy.
Come on.
Now that I think about it,
There are lots of strange things
incident at the airport tonight
(buzzing)
(daughter says, "venereal disease")
(dramatic music)
I feel like this all sort of cosmic
warning sign, Dunc.
We can't enter there.
Let's make it like some big
breasted women on a trampoline and mental.
- Ah, kid
- I don't know, I'm just feeling the way it is
on the other side of that door, Dunc,
will be good A, bad.
B, problem
C, causes one or more of our personal parts to finally leak
or D, all of the above.
- What should I do to get your through that door, Mitch?
- What do you mean?
- You name it, I will do anything We haven't seen each other, in what?
30 years, right?
Come on, I really need you My husband, Mitch.
- Aw.
You will do anything
- Anything, I promise - Okay, I understand
Ah, I still don't feel Good about this, Dunc.
- Believe me, Mitch, you are bad need what is on the other side
this side of the door more than anyone
(knock)
- [Voiceover] Yes.
(squeak)
(clunk)
since my audition failed musical
last production Tango in Paris.
- [Dunc] Shh.
What?
They really will do that
- [Mitch] Yeah, you bet, Dunc.
I tried to choir.
They have this large showing music number
about butter
- Bienvenidos, welcome
- Good night, minority
- Majority?
You must think you handle a full room
(foreign words), senor.
Believe me, no Virgin here, Senor.
- Oh, we won't dream insult beautiful women
Are we
But my old friend is gone and I am here a humble need
from some of your spicy, Latin company for the night
- Do you know what?
I just remembered, I'm pretty sure I went
a teapot, Dunc.
- Don't mind my friend, he's not used to
to see so much Beauty in one room.
- Maybe your flat is somewhere, mister.
- Uh, I think Expressions are flattery
will not take you anywhere
- One time, woman.
What is this? You do, Mitch?
- What, I mean, this is Obviously English
not their main language, Dunc.
I, I just corrected their idiom, that's all
- Well, stop with fucking Berlitz lessons, right?
You don't go to sabotage this
I'm sorry.
- Well, I can say,
relax, you just arrived.
Don't waste our charity.
That's all, uh, good,
as you say here
Do you want to see the menu?
(snap)
- Oh, oh, no thanks, Sunday night,
they only wreak havoc with my digestive tract.
- I will be happy.
Okay, I will have Bay from Combo Massage Pigs,
preferably with red hair, and my friend here
will have Nude Reverse Simón Bolívar
- What?
- Don't worry, we take care about your shy friends
Meanwhile, you will find it everything is waiting for you,
there.
- thank you
I mean, gracias.
Mitch, many are chosen,
but few are called
- I don't even know What that means, Dunc.
- Please sit down, Senor Mitch, right?
- I can't believe I really told me
- Por siding, Senor Mitch, pulling a stump
as they say.
- Um, what do you know?
I think that, uh, and I appreciate all yours
hospitality, eh,
mucho gracias, but, uh, I think, uh, actually I'm
will stand up
You know, I'm good.
- You don't look good
- Uh.
(thud)
Um.
Hm.
You know, I've heard Goldfinger, but I think
You have a hand hole here.
- Yes.
- You know, yes, I really love what you have
This is a kind of Martha Stewart meeting Che Guevara
Home Design School.
What do you know Marxism, Senor Mitch?
- Well besides that a
based political system in the collective mass, established on the basis of
the principle of egalitarianism, and its collapse
from capitalistic free market country,
not much, I guess
- Do you know what that is? damn communist pigs
who stole our country?
We have the best golf courses around the world,
and they let dogs and farmers fucking squatting
Then end up urinating and throwing our whole beauty
putting green vegetables
- Well, hey, you have to admit, some of that personal golf
membership is an expensive boy.
- But it's not reciprocal, Senor Mitch.
Someday, we the country will be returned
for 'true glory.
The gutless red devil will be driven back
there, and we beloved Generalissimo
will rule us once more.
(great music)
That day will come, Senor Mitch, when do we want
once again becomes (foreign words),
the best country in the world.
- Wow, I mean, the best country in the world?
That's quite a bold statement.
I mean, take the example even a tiny country
like Belgium
I mean, uh, they are practically cornered international beer market
And don't forget them amazing chocolate production
We haven't even arrived at Waffle topics yet.
I always have a hard time time evenly distributing
butter penetrates all pastel divots.
- Try this.
We call it Mala Leche.
(speaking in a foreign language)
- Um, no thanks, I generally don't take part
of each fermented reptile drinks after six o'clock in the afternoon.
Sorry.
- For our beloved Generalissimo.
Salut
- Well, I want it very much continue this interesting
chin swaying, but all interesting aspects
from your culture, But, what do you know?
I thought I would just take my friend there,
and I thought I would do it like mosey came out of here
Yes, very good.
(clunk)
- And Lady Grizelda is the most feared member
from Generalissimo's secret police.
They used to call him the Nutcracker
The legs have been destroyed _ revolutionary hope
garbage like so many damn walnuts
Will you, want to hear me?
Senor Mitch?
You are a man in this country,
where we come from us men are (foreign words)
with chickens like stallions.
Unlike you, always tries to be all sensitive,
with your little bit penis like hummingbirds
If our people like the way a woman looks,
they will make love to him there on the road
like wild animals
- Well, at least that beats the whole night
speed dating
(speaking in a foreign language)
- Sarcasm
(speaking in a foreign language)
- Now, Senor Sarcasm, looks like you
and your friends will be ours guests for some time yet.
- Well, what, I can't live here
I have the most important appointment in the morning
- Have you ever heard sequestro mini?
That means kidnapping itty bitty.
Well, at least until we clean all your ATM accounts.
Thank you Generalissimo you before for you
generous donations.
- Wait, what, I have no money
I mean, I mean, I mean, a few days ago
I have to put my pet
because I can't even pay a veterinarian bill
- We call him LaMuta, the mute.
Because of the red one mother's coward
cut his tongue
Chimmy, show Mr. Mitch what they did to you
- Well, it's okay, I'm not.
(speak english)
What is the jacket
No, not the jacket.
Okay, hey, hey, what.
Oh come on.
I need that.
- What is that?
(speaking in a foreign language)
(foreign words)
Egg?
- Oh, I forgot that there from before.
What are you doing?
Ah, come on.
(jingling)
- What is this?
- Uh, that's mine headshot actor
Please be careful with that.
- So, you like playing acting to make a living, right?
Like Peter Pan, right?
Do you think women want it? fuck Peter Pan, Senor Mitch?
Here, tell us something interesting
about your actions.
Por supports, Senor Mitch.
- Um, something interesting about my acting
Well, actually, for the best describes both
Different acting styles, um,
maybe I know you are a little story
about what happened small film sets,
I like to call, Marathon Man.
So, you have Dusty Hoffman, who comes from
acting style method,
and he did this scene with Sir Larry Olivier,
coming from more traditional English style
act.
And uh, he, he can't find the core of his emotions,
and, and, so, he, uh, turned to Dusty, and
and say to him, he said, "Dust, why not?
" try acting? "
Um, act, for Dust, he said that.
- So, Senor Mitch, this your inheritance
All this is childish play, and endless.
(speaking a foreign language)
- I believe the word you are looking for is
whining.
- Si.
All of this endless whining this is your weak legacy
No?
- We are here to remember
we were eliminated, Mitch,
who tried the best, but,
Unfortunately, the best is far from good enough.
Hiding behind the last refuge
insignificant sarcasm,
Mitch is very small ability as an actor,
only matches by the tiny
and genitalia are rarely used.
A nightmare, lost of anything that is eternal
human relations,
not to mention a euthanizer pet bird.
Mitch's legacy is unfortunately doomed
to be remembered by anyone.
(percussion sound)
(hiss)
(mystical music)
(alarm sound)
- Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Oh, God, oh thank you, oh.
Thank you, gracias
Gracias.
Ah, ah, ah.
I am an actor, actoral, I, I have, is great
audition, no,
I have to go, big audition.
Ah, come on, Mitch.
Look, I sound like Tarzan.
Uh, uh, Marlon Brando, uh,
Robert De Niro.
Come on, Mitch, no, no, no.
Come on, who did it? young people like
Ah, ah, Seth Rogen.
Seth Rogen.
(imitating Seth Rogan chuckles)
Seth Rogen, yes, yes, yes.
Please.
Oh yeah.
Ah, ah, ah.
Thank you, ah, ah, ah.
(rustling)
Oh
(swish)
Dunc, Dunc.
We have to go.
Dunc.
- What happened? Do you want to, Mitch?
- We, we must go, like, I think you are taking us
to several paramilitaries Hooters or the like.
We have to go.
Jesus, it's Anaconda hooch kicking like a donkey.
Go from here
(music shake with strong percussion)
(fall)
- Dunc.
We don't know you.
(thud)
(dramatic music)
(shriveled)
(frenzied music)
(birds singing)
Where is my car?
- Someone better hurry if he
will make the audition.
- What?
How do you know about that?
- Please, sir, it's time is the essence
(thud)
(motor humming)
(soft and slow music)
(calming guitar)
(clunk)
I believe we have arrived, sir.
Oh, and hey.
Don't forget, um,
foot rest, as they say
(clunk)
- Ah.
My name is Blutarsky, Detective Blutarsky.
- [Voiceover] who are you
- My name is Blutarsky, Detective Blutarsky,
from the Downtown Division.
- [Voiceover] No.
Who are you?
- what, my name is Mitch, uh, I'm an actor,
I play that role from Detective Blutarsky
Do you ask me the character I am playing,
Detective Blutarsky, or whatever it is You ask for the name of my actor,
Mitch, I mean, what is it? You ask me, I mean.
- [Voiceover] Who are you? - Detective Blutarsky
That's what I play.
- [Voiceover] I say, who are you
- Oh my God.
I don't know
(clunk)
- what I have to do to get you
- What do you mean?
- You name it, I will do whatever you want
30 years?
But I really need you This with me, Mitch.
- good
You will do anything
- just mention
I promise.
- Okay, I understand
- good
What is that?
(heavy guitar music)
Ah, no, Mitch, that's not it.
- What?
You promise, Dunc.
(energetic rock music)
♪ Another day
♪ You are bumming on dole
♪ Every Christmas is a lump of coal lumps
♪ I hope my potheads
♪ Will draw Ray Pauley
♪ Maybe we will start a riot
♪ Get off on the trolley
♪ Because we are young,
♪ English, and dirty
♪ Young, English and dirty
♪ Ah, come on, buddy
(lively music)
- Generalissimo is will kill me
(speaking in a foreign language)
Ah, come on, please
Just come, I'm very sorry,
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