MARY: Things you need to know about Charlene
I and he have been thick like a thief since we were nine years old Since we met in third grade.
What should be said about him?
Charlene is faithful...
And honest and very kind people.
He is a kind of girl who,
if you are friends with him, he will always have your back
Not only from when a fight breaks but like small things too.
I think what I want to say is that he is kind.
As you already know.
WOMAN: Maria?
- See you later. - look yes, honey
(BELL BUZZES)
GIRLS: See you later, Mary.
(MAN ON PA): This train is serving all stations to Drogheda,
all stations to Drogheda.
MARY: Fuck sake.
(MUSLIM MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO CARS)
Come on!
(MUSIK STOPS)
About fucking & apos; time.
(ENGINE STARTS)
We miss you
Yes right.
Yes know we do.
What time is Charlene coming?
He said he had arrived in his eyes. Skin see right in the morning.
He has never met me in six months.
Be nice to her, Mary.
He has been standing here all this time. Many of them don't, okay?
There is a photo of his shirt on my phone.
Who are the other bridesmaids?
Leona.
Want to see that fat fit the dress.
He loses weight.
I'm sure he will find it again.
Mary!
What, mother
Be good, will it?
- MARY: Come on. - (DOOR CLOSES)
MAN: (ON TV) Hello and welcome for the special episode of Crossfire,
where four famous figures must avoid...
OK?
There is a Polish burden after moves next door.
(HOST CONTINUES CHATTING ON TV)
(PHONE UP) (ON PHONE) Hi, this is Charlene.
Leave a message.
- (ANSWER SALES MACHINE) - MARY: Hey, here I am
What's the story?
Think we really mean to go out tonight
If I have to spend my first night freedom with me ma and nan,
I will really poke my eyes.
So hurry up and come back to me.
Goodbye
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES)
(MUSIC PLAYING IN CLUB)
I waited here for an hour last week.
Fuck sake.
MAN: Come on, let's take it Easy, please.
Maybe we should get some cans, go somewhere else
What do you see, sweet cheeks?
- Sorry what? - "Sorry what?"
I say, what do you see?
Do you want you to go or something?
I will pat Day-Glo's breasts from her.
Dogs.
(MURMURS INDISTINCTLY)
All right and now we get that damn rat.
Mary, I have to ask you to step out
I do nothing.
- Don't handle me. - Calm down.
- I don't do anything What Didi... - Calm down.
- Tell me what I did - where are you bothering that girl
How can I... He who looks at me from there.
- Pikin me out of there - will you walk?
Oh, you fuckin & apos; stupid here.
You after making my damn show.
MAN: I will ask you to step outside.
You know what, I will advise you all to get out of here
Run by cunts, absolute cunts.
Don't mind him.
All tangles.
Just go home, Mary.
(MOBILE BUZZES)
(Fainting Faint)
(SIGHS)
MARY: Things you need to know about Charlene
When I and he were at school,
all other girls will stay away from us
This is cos they know we are tough.
And if they say something smart they will get a slap.
We don't care though.
Cos is the only person we want to get along with each other.
SALLY: Beautiful.
- Do you think the length is okay? - SALLY: Perfect for dancing...
- huh? -... as soon as you wear those shoes
- are you sure about this? - Mmm, I'm not sure
SALLY: Well, actually there is a busy behind
- that you can connect and... - Good,
- Makes it easier to dance. - good
- GOOD. - Sorry, can I help?
Hey.
Come here.
Oh, be careful.
Em, this is Sally, tailor.
This is Mary, my servant of honor.
- Hey, Mary - And you remember Leona, right?
Yes.
SALLY: Did you pick it up for me? LEONA: Yes
- That's perfect, Sally. - GOOD.
Isn't she beautiful?
What do you use
What do you use?
What do you mean?
It looks like a small tablecloth.
Jesus, Mary.
What?
You smell of liquor
Yeah, well, I think we really mean to go out last night
Yes, sorry Just a little angry with all this.
(SIGHS)
Miss.
This, hold it.
I have this
- MARY: What is this for? - You must speak at the wedding & apos ;,
... and only with your accent
- I have an accent just like you. - (SNICKERS)
You are laughing
None & apos;
It's okay. Laugh again and watch what happens.
Excuse me, are you aware that you are actually a servant of honor?
It is your job for the bride to appear for the fittings on time
and to organize everyone on that day
and appear with good friends that matches your dress
What does that mean?
Mary.
LEONA: I won't worry about turnin & apos; with a friend, Sally.
Chance will be a good thing.
Think I can get friends faster from you, Leona
And how do you work that one?
I've been with the same person the last five years
Who?
Seamus McCrory.
- Who? - He is the year behind us at school.
The little midget who used to do soccer in her underwear, is she?
It was years ago, Mary.
People don't forget, Leona.
Yeah, well, at least I have boyfriends fucking.
I will not touch it with you.
You don't even get a plus.
Charlene has given it to Declan's cousin.
Jesus Christ! Do you think we can focus on me for a while now?
Come here, how does it feel?
It would be nice to hear from you.
It says you don't want visitors.
You can just write, like.
You should tell me, like...
Where is he?
Just text him and tell him we go drink & apos;
- No. - Please?
- No! - (CHUCKLES)
Why not?
Cos the wedding is today, three weeks,
and I've slept with a hundred and one thing to do.
Why don't I get a plus?
Cos the dishes are like 60 pounds.
Everyone you know will be there.
What?
None & apos;
Sap.
- you are sap - you are sap
- (CAR HORN HONKS) - (CHUCKLES)
That's him now, look.
Right, this is for you
Now, are you sure you are okay doing all this?
Cos I can ask Leona to help if you want.
Right, okay, cool?
- Contact you later, right? - Yeah.
(MENCIUM)
(CAR DRIVING AWAY)
So basically, if you hit something wrong
You just got a vacancy and started again, okay?
This is a piece of urine, really.
Just ask Udel if you need what, okay
I'm shifting the same as you are tomorrow. So, see you again, huh?
GOOD.
- thank you - doesn't bother
- where are you from you? - Nigeria.
Do you have a boyfriend?
- I have a wife. - Oh.
MARY: I know the first night I met Declan,
that he is the one for Charlene.
He is a nice guy.
And a good man.
Plus, he bought us both from drinks, so that's cool.
Char is always confident with fellas
Whereas with me,
I never really care that much
I think most of Drogheda all are dopes
Don't be offended, huh Here tonight, though.
SCROTE: It's around here now.
Everything changes.
You are still selling teeth
Well...
I work as a postman.
Do you set it up?
Yes. Good, da.
Do you want to date when?
What?
Dating.
Why?
I don't know
We never did that.
- So? - Maybe we should.
- To laugh - What are you doing?
(CHUCKLES)
I should.
Interest in going to Weddin & Apos; no?
I will meet you, huh?
Yes.
Date.
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it's always better if you have someone special to share with.
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designed to help you meet someone special
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(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
(MOBILE BUZZES)
(Fainting Faint)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
JESS: Yes MARY: Are you Jess?
Yes.
I am the honorary maid of Charlene Duffy.
I am here to pay deposits for videos of weddin & apos;
Uh, it is possible You can come back in an hour?
No.
(DOOR GENERATOR)
Hey. Um... Uh, come in
Actually I think this job was canceled when I never heard from him.
MAN: Here, em.
Where am I again?
Bewley Mews
Uh, how are you... what's the date again?
March 28
Oh, shit.
- What? - I can't actually do it I've been performing that night.
What?
I've been performing with my band.
Now, can you cancel it?
No.
Why not?
Because I don't want to.
It's okay. I have a number here I can give you
No, he wants you.
I'm sure Charlene will forget it.
No, he really doesn't want to.
What do you want me to do?
Good.
I will cancel my show for you.
Thank you.
Bridezilla, huh?
Mind your own business.
What, uh
What is his name again?
Jess.
JESS: Okay, owe me.
Oh thank you.
- Seriously, thank you - You're welcome.
Eh, Jess, I will go ahead. Do you want my digit?
- Uh... - He forgot your name a minute ago.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do. You just asked me what his name is.
(LAUGHS)
Uh, it's okay
- I also don't want the telephone number. - See you later
Good game.
I have me when.
(DOOR CLOSES)
- deposit - Oh thank you.
So I think I'll see you on the 28th, then.
Yes. (CHUCKLES)
- You are a good egg - You too.
AUTOMATIC WOMAN VOICE: Open the door
"Are you a good egg"?
Fuck Fuckin.
(LIFT DING)
AUTOMATIC WOMAN VOICE: Door closers
(RAIN PATTERING)
Message for McArdle
MAN: Um, just a minute.
(WOMEN WOMEN)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
Thank you.
There is Mary.
- Hey - Hey
- Hey, Mary - Hi.
Do you want to join us? This is Leona's birthday.
- MARY: No. - Alright
Happy birthday.
So I came to say that I met a friend.
So I might need it plus one by one.
Oh!
What do you mean "Oh"? I'm not a leper, Charlene.
I know. Stop cursin & apos; to me.
- sorry - (CLEARS THROAT)
So who is he?
- You don't know him - Yeah, well, what's his name?
John.
"John" what?
Cartman.
From Mars? (LAUGHS)
What?
DECLAN: The film.
So, can he come or not?
Yes. Course
Thank you.
You're welcome.
See you soon
- See you later, Mary. - See you later, Mary.
John Carter? Seriously?
He is fine.
(MOBILE BUZZING)
(SIGHS)
Hey this is me.
- Hiya - So, listen
I think it can be good for us to meet John Carter before weddin.
Who?
Your girlfriend.
Oh yeah.
So why don't you two come? for beer or something on Saturday?
You can see a new house too.
- He is a worker. - Oh?
What does he do?
Work at the bar.
Where?
- McPhails? - Mary, the barmen there are really hot.
Who is he
High with short hair.
Which one with all tatts?
There are no tatts
Listen, you might not know him.
He continues for himself.
However, he works on Saturdays.
Dirt.
I can still come.
Ah no. Are you alright.
Come here, em... He's not weird or anything, right?
- What? - You know what I mean.
No, he's not weird.
Cool.
It would be better to see him.
Maybe next week?
Yes. I will tell him.
Thank you, honey
MARY: Things you need to know about Charlene
(SIGHS TO HERSELF)
(CLOCK TOCK)
What kind of man do you want?
One of the free ones goes to Weddin & Apos; on March 28
- Is that it? - Yeah.
But what kind of man do you like? I mean, Poland, Ireland, what?
- whatever - Look, at the
agency we have older men for older women, huh?
But I will find you a good kid, okay? Stand up.
Photos.
(OKSANA HUMMING)
Now, ready? Smile.
Mmm? A little bit more.
A little more.
- (CAMERA CLICKS) - Ta-da!
SUZANNE: I give you J-Lo's famous light.
It's excitin & apos ;, right?
No.
There are suggestions
Do you ask for advice?
Yes ma'am. He asked me to ask for advice.
A fucking sniper won't take you out.
I don't remember gettin ap whatever pearl of wisdom from you.
You are finished.
- What is my appearance? - Like a whore
I'm sure you are looking for someone go to a wedding?
MARY: Char and I already know We are fair from difficult times.
When Char's grandmother dies, I'm there for her.
When items enter for me,
He is always there for me too.
As they say, "Difficult times will always be revealed true friendship."
And we are very right.
- We are the most correct. - (TELEPHONE LINE RINGING)
We are...
(LINE CONTINUES RINGING)
VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Charlene.
Leave a message.
(ANSWER SALES MACHINE)
MARY: Hey this is me.
So I've read this very interesting things in the paper.
It is said that the best night ever went with Mary was Tuesday night?
I see...
Call me back.
JIM: So what do you do something like that yourself
- What? - Like sports or drama?
No.
Interest at all?
No.
(INSUDIBLE CHATTER)
This is where it was first I really feel good.
You seem to be really healthy
and funny.
And you're really hot.
(CHUCKLES)
The fact that you need someone to bring to your friends & apos;
and I need someone to bring to my sister's weddin &... ... it can be perfect
(KNOWING WINDOW)
Oh, kill me
You are my girlfriend, your name is John.
I have this
Hello!
Hi, what are you doing here?
Oh, I'm passing me from work.
And who are we here?
Charlene, this is John Carter, chap I say about you about.
John, this is Charlene.
I believe I came to your weddin.
Wow. He is funny.
(CHUCKLING) Thank you.
Well, nice to meet you, Char.
She's very beautiful, Mary.
Yes.
(CHUCKLING)
Can I ask something?
This will look very strange I just met you but...
Do you want to be an accomplice of the bridegroom?
It's just Declan, I'm a friend, he's not really have good friends lookin & apos ;,
and it will be very deadly to have at least one handsome in the photos.
Eh... of course
You do it well, hun.
I'm sure so.
By the way, the hen is Friday. The theme is Mamma Mia!
What does that mean?
Yes come dressed like a character from the film
What is Meryl Streep like?
No. Leona gets Meryl Streep.
We put all the names in the cap and you have Stellan Skarsgård.
GOOD? See Friday
Looks like you came to weddin & apos;
Bring, chicken.
You must contact the camp.
Eh, I'm not a camp.
Uh, yes, that's how it is.
What?
I'm sorry. I will... I'll go to O your brother & apos.
Ah, fuck it off!
(EXHALING)
MARY: The things you need to find out about Charlene
I and he share the best memories with
(SIGHS)
Like weekend.
When both of us will go clubbin.
This is when we really Let our hair go down.
A night that feels like them lasts forever.
Like me and he is the only two people left in the world.
- Hey - I might go ahead
Okay then.
(MUSIK PLAYING)
Oh, did you send a message to me John Carter? S number in the morning?
- Who? - Your girlfriend.
Oh
- What? - None & apos; I just...
... think to stop with him.
(SIGHS)
Jesus, Mary, don't you recognize? A good thing when landing on your lap?
Yes, don't even know him. He can be a fucking dick.
Yeah, well, he doesn't.
Oh, will you check your email? I send you your greeting
I thought I should write it down.
Well, I did it for you.
Right?
(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Good clothes.
- Weddin & apos; video - wedding video
How is it running?
Good. So what are you doing?
None & apos;
Are you here with friends?
Yes.
Sorry, I only need...
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
GIRL: Hello?
(INK)
(SOFTLY) Fuck off.
There are queues here!
- Are you the one who does everything really? - There are people waiting...
- Continue & apos; - So, like, will you fucking fast?
Say that again.
Move!
You after breaking the glass in my hand is unlucky!
Yes, look at that? Fuckin's lawsuit.
(MARY MUMBLING)
Are you okay?
Do you enjoy the show?
What event?
Do you realize you are bleeding?
(NURSE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
You don't have to come with me.
I know.
Good night?
Almost no.
you?
It's okay
Actually it's a bit unlucky.
I spent most of the night hiding from this psycho I dated a while ago.
- Hate it. - Yeah.
I've been in the past few weeks.
Oh huh?
- Lotta psychos. - huh?
Big time
I went there last night with this friend used to be a pastor.
Never been with a woman before in her life. He is like 34.
And what happened?
I went after the starter.
You don't really give He has many opportunities.
He is a priest.
Well, you must have high standards.
That's what I said.
But I think it's just cos it doesn't have a standard
When it comes to men.
Your father isn't there?
No He left when I was a kid.
My father died last year.
Sorry.
My mother just started dating again. He's like three people on the trip.
You have to give him a telephone. He might give you some tips.
Yes, maybe I want.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Mary McArdle?
- Thank you for... - Don't worry.
I can wait if you like.
Oh no, you're fine.
See ya around Yes?
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- OK? - Yeah.
What happened to your hand?
None & apos;
This is great.
Do you see any data speed in Westcourt on Friday night?
We can both go together.
Dream.
Your man Ollie, drive a taxi to Caffreys, take me home.
Ask me to date.
He is my age.
I know!
Continue? I like her.
You will do it.
Do you want advice, Mary?
Lower your high horse or you will end up with a very lonely girl.
And that is free.
(Fainting Faint)
MARY: Fuck it!
What can I get?
OK?
(BEL BERDERING)
Jess!
- Hey - Hey!
I see you from the bus so I, like, I run from, like, all the way back there...
- It's impossible! (LAUGH) - Yeah, pass the lamp.
Right. I will let you go
Oh how are you?
Erm...
Well, like that, I think.
(CHUCKLES) Do you want to walk with me?
Sure.
JESS: So how to datin & apos; goin & apos;
- Damn - Oh, why bother?
- Because. - Why?
I need to look for a plus for the weddin.
So, you will do all these dates
with strangers to find someone to be taken to a wedding?
Yes.
No cos you want to meet someone?
No.
At least you are ready.
What?
Well, I don't sleep with one of them.
Oh, okay that's cool
Like, I mean, I don't just jump into bed in a drop of hat
(LAUGH)
Nice to hear it.
Do you want to do something?
Oh no, cool if you're busy.
No, I only have band training.
Oh
OK.
I will, um,
only we are performing on weekends, so...
- Well, that's cool. - I kind of have to be there.
GOOD.
Well, well, I was knocked out like this.
GOOD.
- Nice to meet you - Yeah, you too
Hey!
What do you do tomorrow
None & apos; Why?
Is it important that I don't know one of these people?
- Not really me - Yeah, well, you work.
Continue? You're my assistant
Anyway, just focus on guys.
We found you guy tonight.
Or at least you are already lying by a culchie
Hi, I'm Jess, nice to meet you.
JESS: All right, I can get it everyone looks here
That's great.
So, what I think I'm going to do is
just step the girls out for, like, two seconds
and get some photos from people.
Yes?
JESS: Yes, just move down a few steps.
That's perfect.
- Smiling - (CAMERA CLICKING)
Awesome
So, uh, do you all have boyfriends?
Lift if you are single.
you? Cool.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
(CANNOT RELIABLE)
(GUESTS CLAPPING)
(ALL TOASTING)
(MUSIK PLAYING)
JESS: Charlene's wedding speech, take one, action!
All day long I've seen,
and think about how long we know each other
and how much you mean.
It seems like yesterday we were walkin & apos; to school and laugh at each other.
Two things...
We never go to school.
As usual We are also suspended or we are mitched.
And the two young people never laughed.
Like, I mean, ever.
Getting better.
You are the smartest person I know.
- Ugh. - You look beautiful...
Vaginal face actually.
You are the most generous person in the world He really wrote this about himself?
Yes, the girl is crazy bat. - (TELEPHONE UP)
Hello?
That's Charlene, she says so accents need work
Mmm.
No, no, not us.
Ask them to drink more.
Wait, sorry Eh, can we drink?
- (TONE CALL) - (CHUCKLING)
He hangs up.
Damn!
You are a bad matchmaker
That's your fault because it's so picky.
Why don't we find friends for you?
I don't want it.
Why, have you had a lot of burden?
What are you trying to say?
Sorry.
I'm just messy.
So, huh?
Oh, my God, you really want to know?
Do you mean sex?
Oh, I don't know. I don't have a number or anything.
- Why are you? - No.
You do Tell me.
- No. - Tell me.
No.
I don't think I'm very good at it.
Sex?
No. People like meetin. Datin & apos; All of it.
Nor do I.
Fuck off.
No, I'm serious.
Yes?
I'm always a little loner.
That's cool
What is that? I don't know
Yes, like, it's up to making you happy and that's
I won't say that makes me happy.
That's how it is.
Of course, most people think I don't like rockers.
- What are they? - Big time
Why?
Just cos
Cos why?
I don't know.
I used to do nonsense.
What is it like?
Fightin.
What, like the right fight?
I hurt a girl on a nightclub a while ago. I have a lot of problems for that.
Being in The Joy for six months.
You are imprisoned
Fuck off!
Whoa.
Are you afraid that I said that?
No.
What do you think?
It looks like it's not like you or something.
You don't know me
(CANNOT RELIABLE)
(LOWEST)
(RINTIHAN)
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God
(EXHALING)
Are you okay?
Yes. I don't know why...
(SNIFFLING)
I really like you.
(LAUGH)
(MOANING)
(LOWEST)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
WOMAN: See you later MAN: Goodbye.
MAN: See you later, Jess. Watch Out. JESS: See you later.
Are you freakin 'out?
No.
Are you?
Look, it doesn't have to mean anything.
Except if...
Well, I'll go now because I'm embarrassed by embarrassment.
I play on McPhails tomorrow night,
only if you knockin & apos; about... If you want...
GOOD.
Thank you.
♪ What's the story, Drogheda?
♪ I feel like I'm not a member Like me getting lost at Viet Cong
♪ My head is gone Say what's wrong
♪ It's grim when you highlight week is mitching school on Monday
♪ Tie your face in Subway Long legs, yeah, baby
♪ It's boring, but it's better than smoking a bong with some glowing hump
♪ Oh, by the way, my name is Julie Sincerely
♪ I'm a bad bastard, not too ♪
VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Charlene, leave a message.
Hey, what does it mean when you are? with friends and he said
does that not mean anything?
Then he said, "Do you want to meet?"
What does that mean? What that means
he goes into it or not
Call me back.
(JESS LION) ♪ Oh, God
♪ Take me out of this city
♪ Oh, God
♪ Take me out of this city
♪ I'm impatient
♪ Until the factory is turned off
♪ I'm impatient
♪ Until the dock is drowned
♪ Oh, God
♪ Take me out of this place
♪ Oh, God
♪ Take me out of this place
♪ I don't care if I've never seen other familiar faces ♪
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS)
(RITA LION) ♪ You make me confused
♪ so I can stand on the mountain.
♪ You make me confused
♪ to walk over the storm... ♪
You can stop there, Rita.
Rita, love, this "awakens me". Raise.
Waze.
- (SOFTLY) Jesus Christ. - (WHISPERS) She's your cousin, Charlene.
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
Come on!
Who is he?
Young people do videos of weddin & apos;
He looks like a weirdo.
I know. Number of freaks
Why does he keep looking here?
Maybe he is checking you.
(SCOFFS)
Oh my God! He really examined me.
CHARLENE: Jesus Christ! Can't do anything right?
Charlene!
Alright Rita. Let's try this again and it "improves".
Waze.
I want to talk to you.
Oh Well, I also need to talk to you.
Right. You first.
GOOD. Erm...
- You first - GOOD.
This may be difficult to hear, so I will only say it
Me and Leona enter Fusion on Saturday night
and we see John Carter down with men
You go clubbin & apos; with Leona?
Yes.
I have asked you to go out with me for weeks
Mary! I think you Missin & apos; point here.
Yes, we broke up.
And when will you tell me?
Now, when do I see you, Charlene?
Look right Don't panic I won't tell anyone.
We will only find you someone else to bring as one plus.
Maybe one of Declan's friends. Some of them are really weird.
GOOD?
Mary?
What is that?
I don't know, he just stormed.
Hi.
Do you want to date when?
(CHUCKLING)
Um... alright.
- Cool. - Cool.
What does he do?
(CHUCKLING) OK.
I just want to do that, so...
Eh, I'd better go. I'll call you later.
See you soon
When did this happen?
A few nights ago.
Help him get out at the wedding.
CHARLENE: And what?
We drink,
One thing leads to another.
So you are a girl now?
Maybe
You make your own show, Mary.
Well, what's new, Charlene?
Try using the dress huh?
MARY: So I thought.
Because you will be at a wedding & apos ;,
and I will be at a wedding & apos ;, why don't we both go together?
I think you want to bring a hot guy.
No more.
GOOD.
Cool. (LAUGH)
What?
No, just...
Suddenly you look really cool about all this.
This is a big change from when We were on the bus some time ago
and you avoid seeing me for The whole three-hour work hour is actually.
I don't refuse to see ya.
Looks like I remember you seeing out a lot of windows
OK, maybe I'm a little.
Then you kiss me in front of all your friends
Damn it
Do they say something about it?
Actually, Charlene has a lot of things to say about it
Apparently I made a show of myself.
(SCOFFS)
Fuck.
Maybe he only worries about you.
Charlene doesn't care about me,
he just worries it I will ruin his precious marriage.
Is that why you asked me to leave?
What?
To make him upset?
No.
I don't care about what Charlene thinks.
Mary, you are obsessed with what she thinks.
- No, not me. - Yes, that's how it is.
I don't want to be used.
What does that mean?
Wow, don't curse me.
I just don't want you to accompany me to get even with Charlene.
I'm not
GOOD.
Will I give us drinks?
(SIGHS)
(MOBILE RINGING)
(LINE RINGING)
(RESPONSIBLE)
VOICEMAIL: Hello, this is Mary...
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
(EXHALING)
(MOBILE BUZZING)
RECORDING: You have a new voicemail. To listen to your message, press 1.
JESS: Hey. Um,
I don't really know what happened last night and
To be honest I'm not sure I care anymore.
I don't think I really know why are you
and it looks like you don't want to tell me.
And run away like that
damn silly
That's what kids do
and I'm not a child.
Look, I think we should just call it stop at this
I hope everything works well for you, Mary,
and that you are looking for everything.
And there's no need to call me back, I honestly prefer it or not.
GOOD. See you later
- CHARLENE: Hey - All right?
What are you doing here?
Come to see you.
So what is the story with your girlfriend?
What?
He canceled me this morning.
I don't know
And he is not my girlfriend.
So what, are you not a lesbian now?
Are you okay?
Here.
What is this?
Speech. I wrote it
I do a speech for you.
Well, it should come from me.
(EXHALING)
Mary, like, I...
Good. No problem.
Give me that
"Things you need to know about Charlene
" Her first feeling was with Mr. Duffy, our geography teacher in fifth grade
"The first kiss is on the bus coming home from Boyzone concert.
" His eyes are a mixture of green and brown
"and not hazel as most people think.
"He likes chocolate sauce and eats it in everything.
" He can never remember how the joke ended.
"When he is sick he always watch movies
" Ella Enchanted and eat Monster Munch package.
"When he enters a room, always people pay attention to him and want to be near him.
" This is because of his warmth and his good sense of humor.
"He loves Declan more than other things in the world,
" Even chocolate sauce.
"And he is the best friend anyone who can ask."
That's beautiful
You are my best friend and I want that to come from me.
Thank you.
Do you want to go for a pint?
I will get married tomorrow.
Yes, but it's not tradition, that the honor servant took it
brides come out the night before the big day?
- No. - For one?
No!
OK.
I will see in the church right away.
Yes.
Why don't you want to see me again?
What are you doing?
Why don't you want to see me?
Mary, how many times do we have to discuss this?
- Good! Fuck sake. - Stop cursin & apos; to me, Mary!
Then stop acting bitch gets caught, Charlene!
I don't have time for this.
Oh, of course no,
when do you have time for someone other than yourself?
- Excuse me? - you've been fucking & apos; changed
Oi!
Do you know Damn you have put us through?
me. Your Ma We all.
After what you do.
Yes I don't have a clue, huh?
And then you appear at my door
the day before I got married & apos; and call me a bad friend I will not go drinking with you.
I mean, are you really fucking?
And what do you know, Mary? You are right. I have changed.
Everyone has, except you.
You are still messy
Who wants to be around that?
Hey this is me.
- CLERK: how much do you want? - Six.
We go out.
So where is your girlfriend?
Are you all selective cos Do you have a ponytail?
What is your name, sensitive?
- I don't know. - Yvonne!
- Yvonne? - Oh, that's the name of the French ass, Yvonne.
My little French Croissant
You are angry. (LAUGH)
OK.
I'm just kidding, forgive me, like it.
Let's do something Come on!
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
Where do we go?
Outside.
(CANNOT RELIABLE)
- (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) - (WHISTLING)
Fuck.
BOUNCER: no! Don't!
- Yes damn & apos; animals! - Contact the guard.
(EXHALING AND SNIFFLING)
You're really crazy about you.
You hear me
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
Come on!
OFFICER: Assault, anti-social behavior, attack again.
If he ends up in front a judge's prick...
SUZANNE: That's not good. OFFICER: No, that's not good.
You can take it home now.
Thank you, guard
Come on.
Is this my fault?
What is your fault
I don't know. That you have a problem again.
How is this your fault?
Do you invite someone to go with you tomorrow?
Sure, so what? You go there and hold your head.
You are as good as other girls.
(SOBBING)
(SNIFFLES)
(SHUSHING)
Shh. It is okay.
(CONSTANT SHUSHING)
(DOGS OF GOODS OUTSIDE)
(CAR DOOR OPENING)
GOOD. Fix me.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
- I'm surprised you dare show it. - Leona
Leave him alone.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(CHARLENE SNIFFLES)
Thank you.
(SIGHS)
You see...
(CHUCKLES)
- Are we ready? - Yep, we are ready
(CHUCKLES)
PRIEST: On behalf of the Father, and Son and Holy Spirit,
Amen.
CHARLENE: Father, Son and Holy Spirit, amen.
You can kiss the bride.
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
- Ah yes. Thank you. - Thank you.
- Only at the right end. - Thank you.
- Hi. - MARY: Hiya.
- Hey - Hi.
I'm very proud of you
Thank you.
I think it's better if you don't read out of the speech you wrote
I think it's beautiful and it's really funny.
I'm just... Mary, that's not right.
- What do you want me to say? - It is okay.
Leona has covered it. You can sit back and enjoy your evening.
You have done many things.
GOOD.
"All day long I've seen to you, to me friends,
" and thought about how long we already know each other, and how much you mean.
"It feels like just yesterday we walked to school and laughed at each other.
-" And now, see where we are. " - GUEST: Aww.
" You're the smartest person I know, You beautiful look.
"And you're the most generous person in the whole world."
(GUESTS CHEERING)
You are, Char.
Well, friend So, we will continue it the bride now,
So applause for him.
- (GUESTS APPLAUDING) - (MAN WHOOPING)
- (WOMEN WOMEN) - (MUSIC PLAYING VIA SPEAKERS)
(LINE RINGING)
VOICEMAIL: Hey, this is Jess Leave a message.
(BEEPS)
Hiya, Jess. This is Mary.
I know you don't want me to call, but...
I am locked So...
Actually I am not locked.
I haven't been drinking all day so I don't know why I said that.
I just want to apologize for everything that happened.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I still hurt people and I don't know why.
I thought you were right about me and Charlene.
You might be right about many things.
I miss you.
(WOMEN WOMEN)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL WHOOPING)
(DJ ANNOUNCES INDISTINCTLY)
(CHANGE OF MUSIC)
(GUESTS WHOOPING)
MARY: I and he are the best.
The most beautiful.
Me and him.
Hey!
Do you go
Yes.
Okay, alright... thanks for everything.
You're welcome.
- I'm married, Mary! - (BOTH CHUCKLING)
I know.
When I come back from my honeymoon, I and you go to town.
Only the two of us.
I will see you, Char.
Look yes, honey
Where will you go, will you come out?
Music? Do you enter your music?
Will you wake up and dance and so on? Yes?
What else did you build at that time? During the weekend in my spare time?
DRIVER: I go surfing & apos; SUZANNE: You are a surfer!
Not possible. It's crazy
(MOBILE BUZZING)
Hey.