1 00:00:57,662 --> 00:01:00,731 Time is a funny thing. 2 00:01:06,204 --> 00:01:08,473 One day you're a little girl running fast 3 00:01:08,475 --> 00:01:09,740 toward an unknowable future. 4 00:01:14,748 --> 00:01:17,717 And then suddenly you're an adult not sure of who you are 5 00:01:17,719 --> 00:01:19,483 and what you're doing. 6 00:01:31,165 --> 00:01:35,167 You want to go back to a time when things were simple. 7 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:47,079 What if you could? 8 00:02:15,645 --> 00:02:20,082 Maybe we go back to see ourselves as younger people. 9 00:02:20,084 --> 00:02:22,052 Still us, but different. 10 00:02:34,832 --> 00:02:36,668 I've discovered that the clock in here 11 00:02:36,670 --> 00:02:40,138 is more important than the clock out there. 12 00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:44,841 The clock that stops when a moment is beautiful. 13 00:02:44,843 --> 00:02:47,845 As if the universe understands you're trying to hold on. 14 00:02:57,089 --> 00:02:59,958 What if I told you that you could go back, 15 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,893 but it wouldn't change the future? 16 00:03:16,945 --> 00:03:21,049 Maybe we go back anyway just to remember. 17 00:03:26,654 --> 00:03:29,289 To try and hold onto those moments. 18 00:03:31,727 --> 00:03:32,994 What if you could? 19 00:03:41,004 --> 00:03:42,838 Would you? 20 00:05:32,956 --> 00:05:34,491 - Hey, do you guys want a yearbook photo? 21 00:05:34,493 --> 00:05:35,493 Just, uh. 22 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:40,164 - You gotta take the shot, man. 23 00:05:42,031 --> 00:05:44,802 They always say no unless you give them a reason to say yes. 24 00:05:48,907 --> 00:05:50,508 - Okay, uh, I don't know you. 25 00:05:50,510 --> 00:05:54,781 - I know that you are using an internal light meter. 26 00:05:54,783 --> 00:05:56,947 You can't trust those, they're just not as reliable. 27 00:05:56,949 --> 00:05:58,183 - No one else in yearbook really cares 28 00:05:58,185 --> 00:06:00,018 about the quality except me. 29 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,020 - Can I see that? - Yeah. 30 00:06:03,790 --> 00:06:05,291 It's a starter camera, I'm gonna swap it out 31 00:06:05,293 --> 00:06:06,993 for a better body. 32 00:06:06,995 --> 00:06:08,529 - How's your prom? 33 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:10,895 Good, great, awful? 34 00:06:10,897 --> 00:06:11,898 - It's over. 35 00:06:28,049 --> 00:06:30,984 - Come on. 36 00:06:30,986 --> 00:06:32,253 - Everything okay? 37 00:06:34,023 --> 00:06:35,056 - I'm all good. 38 00:06:35,858 --> 00:06:37,257 - No, you're not. 39 00:06:37,259 --> 00:06:40,595 Looks like you're going nuclear. 40 00:06:40,597 --> 00:06:42,530 - Are you someone's mom? 41 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:47,137 - That would mean that I had a kid at like 12. 42 00:06:47,139 --> 00:06:49,072 - I guess not. 43 00:06:50,007 --> 00:06:52,373 - I take it that was your prom? 44 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:54,209 - Yeah, Arabian nights. 45 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:58,180 - I think our theme was something like under the sea. 46 00:06:58,182 --> 00:07:01,384 - We're either mermaids or belly dancers. 47 00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:05,621 Some grade-a sexist bullshit in my opinion. 48 00:07:08,191 --> 00:07:10,861 - You know, it doesn't really matter what year it is 49 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:15,066 or who attends, this prom is every prom. 50 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,102 - Except this prom is supremely worse 51 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,870 because I got dumped at prom. 52 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:21,638 - You're dateless on prom. 53 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,341 There's gotta be a girl. 54 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:27,246 Maybe she said no, maybe she came with some other guy. 55 00:07:27,248 --> 00:07:29,014 - She didn't say no. 56 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,115 - Because you didn't ask. 57 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,484 - I'm not talking about her. 58 00:07:31,486 --> 00:07:33,885 - What, am I gonna tell my old-ass friends? 59 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,318 - There's nothing to say, she's not into me. 60 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,389 She's with some other hack. 61 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:42,327 - You know, it only gets worse from here, much worse. 62 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,463 This, you know, what you're feeling now, 63 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:47,565 it gets multiplied by 10 when you're 34 64 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:50,969 and you're not the hot young thing anymore. 65 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,377 But that's not you. 66 00:07:57,479 --> 00:07:59,380 You don't have to worry about that yet. 67 00:08:06,054 --> 00:08:08,089 Have a good night. 68 00:08:08,091 --> 00:08:09,557 - You too. 69 00:08:17,065 --> 00:08:18,332 - So you're the nice guy in this story. 70 00:08:18,334 --> 00:08:19,601 - You say that like it's a bad thing. 71 00:08:19,603 --> 00:08:21,403 - No, no, it's not a bad thing. 72 00:08:21,405 --> 00:08:22,704 - Yeah, but what you're trying to say 73 00:08:22,706 --> 00:08:23,705 is that it's not a good thing. 74 00:08:23,707 --> 00:08:25,705 - No I'm not, you're just overthinking the whole thing. 75 00:08:25,707 --> 00:08:29,310 They, women and girls, they don't want nice. 76 00:08:29,312 --> 00:08:30,578 They want someone extraordinary. 77 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:31,578 They don't want a hug, 78 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:34,183 they want a punch in the frickin' heart, you got that? 79 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,355 You got it. 80 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:41,426 There's my friend, I'll see you. 81 00:09:05,185 --> 00:09:06,551 Hi. 82 00:09:08,355 --> 00:09:11,356 I'll get the same, and hers too, just put it on mine. 83 00:09:11,358 --> 00:09:13,459 Does your husband know that you're here alone? 84 00:09:19,199 --> 00:09:20,734 Did you see the kids? 85 00:09:20,736 --> 00:09:22,268 - Yeah, I just saw her. 86 00:09:23,636 --> 00:09:25,437 - Yeah, I saw him too. 87 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:30,777 - Remember what it was like to be that young? 88 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:35,616 - My memory's a little hazy, you'll have to remind me. 89 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:39,519 - So there was this guy that I dated once in high school. 90 00:09:39,521 --> 00:09:43,023 And he turned out to be a colossal jerk, but, 91 00:09:43,025 --> 00:09:45,226 there was this allure about him. 92 00:09:48,398 --> 00:09:52,365 A kind of quality that just drew you in against your will. 93 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:56,038 - I mean he sounds perfect, but I know that this story 94 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,472 doesn't have a good ending. 95 00:09:57,474 --> 00:10:01,477 - Mmm, as I discovered, we were entirely incompatible. 96 00:10:01,479 --> 00:10:03,313 - And so you looked at him and you saw a future 97 00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:05,347 that you didn't want. 98 00:10:05,349 --> 00:10:07,483 - He could have grown up and turned out to be amazing 99 00:10:07,485 --> 00:10:09,051 and I'd never know it because at the time 100 00:10:09,053 --> 00:10:11,320 he was Mr. wrong. 101 00:10:13,324 --> 00:10:15,426 - Well, I feel sorry for this guy. 102 00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:18,096 - Yes, of course you do. 103 00:10:20,164 --> 00:10:21,798 I'm not the victim here. 104 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,833 I just got my heart stomped on repeatedly. 105 00:10:23,835 --> 00:10:26,536 - Yeah, well, I'm sure it wasn't easy for him either. 106 00:10:26,539 --> 00:10:29,240 - You know, actually, I doubt that he ever lost 107 00:10:29,242 --> 00:10:32,143 one night's sleep over our break-up. 108 00:10:32,145 --> 00:10:33,677 Over anything, over me. 109 00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:36,313 - I lost hundreds of nights' sleep over us. 110 00:10:36,315 --> 00:10:37,615 - God, you know, I walked into that one, didn't I, 111 00:10:37,617 --> 00:10:38,783 I should have seen that one coming. 112 00:10:38,785 --> 00:10:40,686 - I should go. - Liz, Liz, don't do this. 113 00:10:40,688 --> 00:10:42,120 - Liz. - Thank you for the drink. 114 00:10:42,122 --> 00:10:44,223 - Stop. 115 00:10:44,225 --> 00:10:45,458 Liz! 116 00:10:47,726 --> 00:10:49,261 - Hey. 117 00:10:49,263 --> 00:10:50,796 Where have you been, everybody's upstairs by now. 118 00:10:50,798 --> 00:10:52,865 - I'm going home, I'm out, I'm over prom. 119 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:54,500 - Uh, no you're not, you're coming with me 120 00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:55,534 to the after party. 121 00:10:55,536 --> 00:10:57,104 - No. 122 00:10:57,106 --> 00:10:58,405 - You're gonna be the one person who doesn't show up. 123 00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,739 You really, really don't want to be that person. 124 00:11:02,642 --> 00:11:04,276 - Dave's gonna be there. 125 00:11:04,278 --> 00:11:06,345 I'm totally fine being that person. 126 00:11:06,347 --> 00:11:08,215 - Okay, stop, stop. 127 00:11:10,251 --> 00:11:12,453 Am I seriously hearing this voice? 128 00:11:12,455 --> 00:11:14,620 If you don't show up, he has won. 129 00:11:14,622 --> 00:11:16,289 Congrats, he ruined your night. 130 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:19,327 And you call yourself a feminist, or...? 131 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,767 - What am I supposed to do? 132 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:29,437 - You swagger into that party. 133 00:11:30,906 --> 00:11:33,142 - Swagger. - Yes. 134 00:11:33,144 --> 00:11:34,911 The swagger is essential. 135 00:11:34,913 --> 00:11:36,613 And then you drop the mic, and then you let everybody 136 00:11:36,615 --> 00:11:38,314 see that mic for what it is. 137 00:11:38,316 --> 00:11:41,251 You get to have your fun, and Dave feels stupid. 138 00:11:41,253 --> 00:11:42,817 And that's that. 139 00:11:45,188 --> 00:11:47,656 - Dropping the mic, what does that mean? 140 00:11:47,658 --> 00:11:48,858 - You drop it. 141 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:51,495 - I don't know what that means. 142 00:11:51,497 --> 00:11:52,829 - Come on, oh my god. 143 00:11:52,831 --> 00:11:54,265 - What, you, just... 144 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:56,432 - it's game time. 145 00:11:56,434 --> 00:11:57,800 - I don't have a choice, do I? 146 00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:59,369 - Nope, no you don't. 147 00:12:01,573 --> 00:12:03,407 And you can't bring that with you either. 148 00:12:03,409 --> 00:12:05,276 Sh! Sh! Look! 149 00:12:08,382 --> 00:12:10,781 - Dude, they totally just checked us out. 150 00:12:10,783 --> 00:12:12,483 - They weren't even looking at us. 151 00:12:12,485 --> 00:12:14,552 - Look, man, I don't need your negativity. 152 00:12:14,554 --> 00:12:15,954 Okay, I need hope. 153 00:12:15,956 --> 00:12:17,924 It's gonna happen for me tonight, I can feel it. 154 00:12:17,926 --> 00:12:19,358 - Mhm. 155 00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:22,896 Prom is a scam. 156 00:12:22,898 --> 00:12:24,895 You have the entire summer to get laid. 157 00:12:24,897 --> 00:12:26,331 - No, dude. 158 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,333 No, I'm running out of time. 159 00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:29,669 You see this suit? 160 00:12:29,671 --> 00:12:31,204 - That suit? 161 00:12:32,573 --> 00:12:33,740 Yeah, it's a pretty nice suit. 162 00:12:33,742 --> 00:12:34,875 - Yeah, yeah, it's goin' down. 163 00:12:34,877 --> 00:12:36,410 Come on, let's go. 164 00:12:37,777 --> 00:12:39,378 So they've been together 165 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,660 a grand total of maybe two hours. 166 00:12:42,483 --> 00:12:43,817 - Hey. 167 00:12:43,819 --> 00:12:44,918 - Hi. 168 00:13:01,938 --> 00:13:05,439 - So um, what are you guys doing this summer? 169 00:13:07,575 --> 00:13:10,379 - Oh, my parents are making me go on birthright. 170 00:13:10,381 --> 00:13:12,514 - Wow, that's cool. 171 00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:18,021 - It's not really a cause for celebration, but... 172 00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:20,289 - I'm doing a bunch of stuff. 173 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:22,993 I'm gonna be backpacking across Europe. 174 00:13:22,995 --> 00:13:25,929 London, Milan, Barcelona, all over the place, so... 175 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,397 - You didn't tell me that. 176 00:13:27,399 --> 00:13:29,400 I'm really jealous, I'd kill to go. 177 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,537 - When are you thinking about going? 178 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:39,310 - Still making plans, I don't know. 179 00:13:39,312 --> 00:13:41,280 What are you doing this summer? 180 00:13:41,282 --> 00:13:44,484 - Just this photojournalism program. 181 00:13:44,486 --> 00:13:46,449 - Wait, so, we're graduating 182 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,786 and you're going back to school? 183 00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:50,921 - It's not school. 184 00:13:50,923 --> 00:13:53,625 I don't know if I got in yet. 185 00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:05,737 - Well, that was the worst prom of all time. 186 00:14:05,739 --> 00:14:08,575 And the biggest waste of time. 187 00:14:08,577 --> 00:14:10,043 No, no, absolutely not. 188 00:14:10,045 --> 00:14:12,479 You guys always pick the worst pictures for yearbook. 189 00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:14,414 - There's actually not a single picture of you 190 00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:16,716 in the yearbook, I checked. 191 00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:19,520 - Well, that doesn't give you licence 192 00:14:19,522 --> 00:14:21,956 to take pictures of whoever you want. 193 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,491 - Okay, sorry. 194 00:14:25,095 --> 00:14:26,862 - Here we go. 195 00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:36,404 - Liz, whoa whoa whoa. 196 00:14:41,411 --> 00:14:43,077 What is this about, really? 197 00:14:45,414 --> 00:14:47,016 - Argentina. 198 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,790 I thought we agreed that we wouldn't talk about it. 199 00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,127 - Well, maybe I do want to talk about it. 200 00:14:58,129 --> 00:14:59,729 - We were on a break. 201 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:01,064 - The situation was this, 202 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,799 an opportunity presented itself to you, 203 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:04,101 and you took it. 204 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,673 - You can't just say you want space, 205 00:15:07,675 --> 00:15:09,475 and then just use it against me. 206 00:15:09,477 --> 00:15:11,074 - You know what, this is gonna blow your mind right now, 207 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,110 but the whole universe doesn't revolve around you. 208 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,611 - It doesn't? 209 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,114 - You know what, I take that back. 210 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:20,485 Your ego definitely has a gravitational pull. 211 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,921 - I say hi, I buy you a drink, 212 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,022 and then all of a sudden the walls go up. 213 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,693 The great wall of Elizabeth. 214 00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:31,130 I would have to say that you, miss, are the worst. 215 00:15:31,132 --> 00:15:33,533 - You're the worst. - I'm the worst. 216 00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:35,034 - You're the worst. - All right, goodnight. 217 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:36,537 - You don't have all the facts about what happened. 218 00:15:36,539 --> 00:15:38,036 - This isn't about facts. 219 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,939 No, this is about feelings. 220 00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:42,876 And my feeling right now is somewhere between 221 00:15:42,878 --> 00:15:44,979 nauseous and more nauseous. 222 00:15:44,981 --> 00:15:46,647 - Listen, nauseous, I have something 223 00:15:46,649 --> 00:15:48,015 really cool to show you. 224 00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:49,518 - Did you hear anything that I just said? 225 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:50,518 - Yes, I know, 226 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,519 but I have something really cool to show you. 227 00:15:52,521 --> 00:15:54,154 - Come on. - I'm not going anywhere. 228 00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:56,524 - I'm gonna go do this really cool thing by myself. 229 00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:58,659 - I'm not gonna go over there. 230 00:15:58,661 --> 00:16:00,528 - It's just over here. I know it's really cool. 231 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:02,062 - Really? - Yes, come on. 232 00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:03,062 - Good luck, have fun. 233 00:16:03,064 --> 00:16:04,901 - Come on, just follow me. - Have a great night. 234 00:16:04,903 --> 00:16:07,568 - It's, just, please come with me, look. 235 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:08,869 - I'm not going anywhere with you. 236 00:16:08,871 --> 00:16:10,172 - I'm just gonna walk into traffic. 237 00:16:10,174 --> 00:16:11,807 - Oh, that might be the smartest thing 238 00:16:11,809 --> 00:16:13,074 that you have done all night. 239 00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:15,111 Go for it, drew! 240 00:16:15,113 --> 00:16:17,713 - Whoa! - Do it, get hit by a car. 241 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:18,947 - I'm gonna get hit by a car. 242 00:16:18,949 --> 00:16:20,982 - Do it, I dare you. 243 00:16:20,984 --> 00:16:22,851 - If you don't come, that's it. 244 00:16:22,853 --> 00:16:24,822 - Oh, you're so stupid. 245 00:16:24,824 --> 00:16:26,824 - Yes, bon voyage, life. 246 00:16:26,826 --> 00:16:28,792 - You should really be careful. 247 00:16:28,794 --> 00:16:30,628 - Hey, hey, come on. 248 00:16:32,598 --> 00:16:34,096 It's super cool, let's go. 249 00:16:35,699 --> 00:16:36,999 - Let's go. - Where? 250 00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:38,701 - Just across the street. 251 00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:42,240 Please come with me. 252 00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:45,176 Please. 253 00:16:48,112 --> 00:16:50,247 - Nice, let's go. 254 00:16:50,249 --> 00:16:51,716 - I'm not running. 255 00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:53,184 - Run, get on my back. 256 00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:07,600 - Hey, drink up. 257 00:17:07,602 --> 00:17:09,903 You're not gonna want to remember any of this. 258 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,975 - What is this? 259 00:17:13,977 --> 00:17:15,674 - I don't know. 260 00:17:21,014 --> 00:17:22,816 - Stop looking at him. 261 00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:24,852 Okay, he is a trainwreck, just forget his ass 262 00:17:24,854 --> 00:17:26,821 and come dance with me. 263 00:17:28,823 --> 00:17:30,724 - I have to pee. 264 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,828 - Okay. 265 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,630 - Be back, okay? - Fine. 266 00:17:41,205 --> 00:17:42,703 - Whoa, where you going, 267 00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:44,038 I thought you were gonna be my wingman? 268 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,608 - I will, there's just something I gotta do first. 269 00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:48,945 - You're going to talk to your girl crush, huh? 270 00:17:48,947 --> 00:17:51,814 - No, it, it's nothing, never mind. 271 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,653 - Go for it, man. 272 00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:57,618 - Yeah? - Yeah, come on. 273 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,288 Later. 274 00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:10,866 - I'm using it. - It's me. 275 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,738 - I said I'm using it. - I said it's me. 276 00:18:16,676 --> 00:18:18,108 - I'm coming. 277 00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:22,493 What the hell, Andy, what do you want? 278 00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:29,354 - You're not using it. 279 00:18:29,356 --> 00:18:32,825 What if someone died of their bladder exploding? 280 00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:34,927 - Well, that's their problem then. 281 00:18:34,929 --> 00:18:38,095 Hey, did you notice that that room is like really small 282 00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:39,296 and there are a lot of people, 283 00:18:39,298 --> 00:18:41,232 and there's definitely less air to breathe? 284 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:50,010 - Are you gonna, like, spontaneously combust? 285 00:18:50,012 --> 00:18:52,244 - It's a breathing exercise. 286 00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:56,049 - Can I ask you something? 287 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,784 How come you talk to me like we didn't ride our bikes 288 00:18:57,786 --> 00:19:00,355 every day when we were eight? 289 00:19:00,357 --> 00:19:03,091 - Because we're not eight anymore. 290 00:19:03,093 --> 00:19:04,793 - But you're still the same girl. 291 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,727 - Ha, that's where you're damn wrong. 292 00:19:08,998 --> 00:19:11,666 You know, Dave is kind of a loser. 293 00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:14,202 He's got like the IQ of a fat squirrel. 294 00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:15,972 - Do you have a problem with him? 295 00:19:15,974 --> 00:19:18,108 - Yeah, he shoved me inside of my own locker freshman year. 296 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:20,040 - That never happened. 297 00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,110 - Maybe it did, maybe it didn't. 298 00:19:22,112 --> 00:19:23,978 - It didn't. 299 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,414 It didn't. 300 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,117 - The point is, I don't need some personal tragedy 301 00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:31,321 to tell me that Dave Pierre's a total douchebag. 302 00:19:31,323 --> 00:19:33,021 - Well, I'm not dating him anymore, 303 00:19:33,023 --> 00:19:34,890 so it's not like it matters. 304 00:19:37,127 --> 00:19:38,428 - It does matter, though, 305 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:40,230 because you dated him at one point. 306 00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:45,170 - Fyi, fat squirrels are definitely smarter than Dave, 307 00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:47,671 and I would know that from personal experience. 308 00:19:47,673 --> 00:19:50,840 - That's the Bea I know. - Shut up. 309 00:19:56,249 --> 00:20:00,386 - We should probably go back out there. 310 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,054 - You're welcome to go. 311 00:20:04,056 --> 00:20:05,690 - You're welcome to go. 312 00:20:08,795 --> 00:20:10,830 Ladies first. 313 00:20:14,235 --> 00:20:16,435 - You suck, this night. 314 00:20:16,437 --> 00:20:20,706 Just absolutely hard. 315 00:20:27,248 --> 00:20:29,917 - All right, go for it. 316 00:20:29,919 --> 00:20:33,152 - Ah, how did you convince them to let you in here? 317 00:20:33,154 --> 00:20:35,355 - I told them that I needed a really special place 318 00:20:35,357 --> 00:20:36,825 to propose to my girlfriend. 319 00:20:36,827 --> 00:20:39,161 - Ah, very clever. 320 00:20:42,397 --> 00:20:44,431 - It's sad when they close these places down. 321 00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:48,269 It's like a ghost theatre. 322 00:20:48,271 --> 00:20:50,839 Ghost people watching ghost movies. 323 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,343 - Everything has its time. 324 00:20:56,244 --> 00:21:00,315 One, two, three, four, 325 00:21:01,484 --> 00:21:04,353 five, six, 326 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,325 seven. 327 00:21:08,493 --> 00:21:11,193 That's my lucky number. 328 00:21:11,195 --> 00:21:14,297 - It's not where you sit but who you sit next to. 329 00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:20,404 I remember that first summer. 330 00:21:20,406 --> 00:21:22,206 I wanted to see the big Lebowski 331 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,406 but you insisted on seeing buffalo 66. 332 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,809 - You told me you loved that movie. 333 00:21:25,811 --> 00:21:27,477 - I did. 334 00:21:27,479 --> 00:21:29,013 - Oh, you were so bent out of shape 335 00:21:29,015 --> 00:21:31,249 because you wanted to see the Coen brothers. 336 00:21:31,251 --> 00:21:32,784 - You always wanted to see these movies 337 00:21:32,786 --> 00:21:33,919 that no one ever heard of. 338 00:21:33,921 --> 00:21:34,718 - Well, I like underdogs. 339 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,387 - Or foreign films, like without the subtitles. 340 00:21:37,389 --> 00:21:39,524 - The best part was sitting in the back row 341 00:21:39,526 --> 00:21:42,059 and making up all the dialogue, and you made everyone out 342 00:21:42,061 --> 00:21:44,062 to be like, this mobster. 343 00:21:44,064 --> 00:21:45,898 You were always saying stuff like, 344 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,501 come here, little lady, come shoot my Tommy gun. 345 00:21:50,505 --> 00:21:52,471 And I was so busy putting as many profane words 346 00:21:52,473 --> 00:21:54,040 into their mouths as possible. 347 00:21:54,042 --> 00:21:55,307 - Oh, profane is an understatement. 348 00:21:55,309 --> 00:21:56,876 - Well... 349 00:22:04,086 --> 00:22:08,121 - Saving private Ryan, three times. 350 00:22:08,123 --> 00:22:11,991 There's that line where he says to his wife, he says, 351 00:22:11,993 --> 00:22:14,830 tell me I've lived a good life. 352 00:22:14,832 --> 00:22:15,996 Tell me I'm a good guy. 353 00:22:15,998 --> 00:22:18,034 Kills you. 354 00:22:20,069 --> 00:22:24,338 I looked over at you and you were just crying 355 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:26,041 the whole time. 356 00:22:29,512 --> 00:22:32,149 - That's when you knew. 357 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,349 - That's when I knew what? 358 00:22:34,351 --> 00:22:36,285 - That you wanted to kiss me. 359 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,494 - What about this one? 360 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:50,298 The five and a half hours between here and Palo Alto. 361 00:22:52,569 --> 00:22:56,874 All that time I spent sitting in a car, waiting, 362 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,010 and all the time that I spent not seeing you 363 00:22:59,012 --> 00:23:01,178 versus the time that I actually did. 364 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,080 - What you don't remember but I do, 365 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,249 is that the minute you came in the house, 366 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,452 you were so happy that you made it 367 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:08,319 that you forgot everything else. 368 00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:10,121 - Oh, no, 369 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:11,891 I just didn't want to make you feel guilty 370 00:23:11,893 --> 00:23:13,259 for making me drive up there. 371 00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:16,094 - The happier the memory, the more unlikely it is 372 00:23:16,096 --> 00:23:17,997 that you'll remember it. 373 00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:19,430 - Okay, you know, 374 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,234 you know, I could tell you a story, 375 00:23:21,236 --> 00:23:22,969 or you could tell me one, or we could just 376 00:23:22,971 --> 00:23:24,938 go our separate ways and call it a night. 377 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,455 - Hey, you're in yearbook, right? 378 00:23:41,457 --> 00:23:42,621 - Yeah. 379 00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:43,690 - What? 380 00:23:43,692 --> 00:23:45,425 - Yeah, I am. 381 00:23:45,427 --> 00:23:47,627 Can you take our picture? 382 00:23:49,331 --> 00:23:50,998 - No. 383 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,968 - Come on, Mcfarley, just take it. 384 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:54,470 - It's Mcfarland. 385 00:23:54,472 --> 00:23:57,471 - Whatever, dude, just do it. 386 00:23:57,473 --> 00:24:00,074 - Hey, I'm gonna go, but thank you. 387 00:24:04,147 --> 00:24:05,982 - We're just friends. 388 00:24:05,984 --> 00:24:07,450 - Whatever, man. 389 00:24:07,452 --> 00:24:09,687 She's not all that. 390 00:24:09,689 --> 00:24:12,287 - You know, how about I take your picture? 391 00:24:12,289 --> 00:24:14,222 Just... 392 00:24:17,628 --> 00:24:21,966 I just forgot, I didn't bring the right film for douchebags. 393 00:24:21,968 --> 00:24:23,367 - What? 394 00:24:23,369 --> 00:24:24,734 - I said I didn't bring the right film 395 00:24:24,736 --> 00:24:27,170 to expose for douchebags. 396 00:24:30,609 --> 00:24:32,443 - Dude, what happened! - You're such a jerk, Dave! 397 00:24:32,445 --> 00:24:34,346 - Take your girlfriend and get out. 398 00:24:37,984 --> 00:24:39,317 - Great. 399 00:24:40,585 --> 00:24:42,287 - That was awesome. 400 00:24:42,289 --> 00:24:43,722 - Ow. 401 00:24:43,724 --> 00:24:45,091 - Does it hurt? 402 00:24:45,093 --> 00:24:47,026 - It's not broken. 403 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,628 - Here. 404 00:24:48,630 --> 00:24:50,763 Tilt your head back. 405 00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:52,363 Does that feel better? 406 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:53,364 - Oh, it's great, thanks! 407 00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:56,568 - Congratulations, you pissed off everyone inside there. 408 00:24:56,570 --> 00:24:58,136 - Fuck. 409 00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:02,743 It's true, he's an asshole, who cares? 410 00:25:02,745 --> 00:25:04,511 Screw all over them. 411 00:25:04,513 --> 00:25:08,080 - Well, I'm sorry, some of us aren't going to Palo Alto. 412 00:25:08,082 --> 00:25:10,616 Some of us are stuck here with those assholes 413 00:25:10,618 --> 00:25:12,686 for all of eternity because some of us didn't get in 414 00:25:12,688 --> 00:25:14,422 to Stanford or an out of state school, 415 00:25:14,424 --> 00:25:16,257 or pretty much anywhere. 416 00:25:16,259 --> 00:25:18,159 - I thought you were backpacking across Europe. 417 00:25:18,161 --> 00:25:19,726 - I lied, I'm stuck here. 418 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,461 - Why would you lie about that? 419 00:25:21,463 --> 00:25:24,031 - What do you think I'm doing this summer? 420 00:25:24,033 --> 00:25:26,401 I'm working concessions at the new Beverly, 421 00:25:26,403 --> 00:25:27,803 that's what I'm doing. 422 00:25:27,805 --> 00:25:29,571 That's the big secret. 423 00:25:31,142 --> 00:25:32,642 - Do it. 424 00:25:32,644 --> 00:25:34,641 - No. - Do it. 425 00:25:34,643 --> 00:25:37,278 - I don't even have a change of clothes with me. 426 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,813 - Are you really that scared? 427 00:25:38,815 --> 00:25:40,549 I mean, it's not even that deep. 428 00:25:40,551 --> 00:25:42,351 - You know I can't swim. 429 00:25:42,353 --> 00:25:43,686 - I'll save you if you start to drown, 430 00:25:43,688 --> 00:25:44,820 you know, I've done it before. 431 00:25:44,822 --> 00:25:47,723 - Oh, Jesus Christ. 432 00:25:47,725 --> 00:25:50,526 - I thought you quit that. 433 00:25:50,528 --> 00:25:52,395 - I did. 434 00:25:53,631 --> 00:25:56,200 - Does he know about this? 435 00:25:56,202 --> 00:25:57,835 - Are we still doing that? 436 00:25:57,837 --> 00:25:59,637 - Maybe he feels responsible. 437 00:26:01,839 --> 00:26:03,506 - As far as vices go these days, 438 00:26:03,508 --> 00:26:05,443 smoking is practically vintage. 439 00:26:05,445 --> 00:26:07,078 He has worse. 440 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,613 - Hmm. 441 00:26:09,849 --> 00:26:11,349 Like what? 442 00:26:11,351 --> 00:26:12,685 - Pride, for one. 443 00:26:12,687 --> 00:26:15,452 Oh, and selfishness. 444 00:26:15,454 --> 00:26:17,855 Sometimes it gets the best of him. 445 00:26:22,395 --> 00:26:25,397 - And what would he say about her? 446 00:26:25,399 --> 00:26:26,732 - What do you think he'd say? 447 00:26:26,734 --> 00:26:27,932 - Oh, I'm not even gonna go there. 448 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,802 Because that's, I can't even win with that question. 449 00:26:30,804 --> 00:26:32,204 - Well, if you don't have anything negative to say, 450 00:26:32,206 --> 00:26:33,473 I'd be pleased to hear it. 451 00:26:33,475 --> 00:26:34,807 - I just know not to engage. 452 00:26:34,809 --> 00:26:37,377 - And I enjoy picking fights, according to you. 453 00:26:43,117 --> 00:26:45,151 - Yeah, I have something that I want to say. 454 00:26:45,153 --> 00:26:49,690 I know that I've let you down in the past, 455 00:26:52,328 --> 00:26:54,330 and I'd like to make it up to you somehow. 456 00:26:57,131 --> 00:26:59,299 - You only get one prom. 457 00:26:59,301 --> 00:27:02,870 - You get as many proms as you want. 458 00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:05,173 Let's make tonight prom, the real prom, 459 00:27:05,175 --> 00:27:09,178 let's make the best fucking prom anyone's ever seen. 460 00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:11,679 There's no reason for you not to try. 461 00:27:11,681 --> 00:27:13,348 - That's such a silly idea. 462 00:27:15,251 --> 00:27:16,585 - But is it a bad one? 463 00:27:21,326 --> 00:27:23,194 - How do you propose we do this? 464 00:27:25,328 --> 00:27:26,729 - Let me think. 465 00:27:26,731 --> 00:27:28,565 You trust me? 466 00:27:28,567 --> 00:27:30,568 - I've done it before and it only gets me into trouble. 467 00:27:30,570 --> 00:27:32,303 - Then let's cause some trouble. 468 00:27:32,305 --> 00:27:33,471 - What? 469 00:27:33,473 --> 00:27:34,939 - Let's cause some fucking trouble. 470 00:27:34,941 --> 00:27:36,608 You're it. 471 00:27:40,479 --> 00:27:42,279 - Drew. - You're supposed to chase me. 472 00:27:42,281 --> 00:27:44,548 Chase me! 473 00:27:44,550 --> 00:27:46,551 - Come on. - Jesus Christ. 474 00:27:48,788 --> 00:27:50,956 - You being here this summer isn't such a bad thing. 475 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:53,791 - Don't you have somewhere else that you can be? 476 00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:56,662 I really don't need you here trying to make me feel better. 477 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:12,279 Can I see that? 478 00:28:12,281 --> 00:28:14,215 - It's complicated. 479 00:28:17,552 --> 00:28:20,587 It doesn't have auto-focus or anything like that. 480 00:28:20,589 --> 00:28:22,822 - I can probably figure it out. 481 00:28:22,824 --> 00:28:24,857 I just want to see it. 482 00:28:24,859 --> 00:28:27,595 - Hey, don't break it. 483 00:28:27,597 --> 00:28:29,664 Again. 484 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,000 The shutter's broken. 485 00:28:42,412 --> 00:28:43,579 Hey! 486 00:28:50,886 --> 00:28:52,688 Gimme my camera. 487 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:53,657 Gi... 488 00:28:53,659 --> 00:28:54,957 I will... 489 00:28:54,959 --> 00:28:56,827 Give it. 490 00:28:56,829 --> 00:28:58,596 I'm not gonna... 491 00:29:03,734 --> 00:29:05,269 Win. 492 00:29:05,271 --> 00:29:06,802 - Well, 493 00:29:06,804 --> 00:29:11,608 congratulations, you've made me an outcast. 494 00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:13,645 I'm on your level now. 495 00:29:13,647 --> 00:29:15,612 - On my level. 496 00:29:15,614 --> 00:29:16,813 Dissect that for me. 497 00:29:16,815 --> 00:29:18,783 - You choose to be a misfit. 498 00:29:18,785 --> 00:29:20,852 You enjoy sequestering yourself in your tiny little 499 00:29:20,854 --> 00:29:22,553 intellectual tower so that way 500 00:29:22,555 --> 00:29:25,658 you can stare down on us... peons. 501 00:29:25,660 --> 00:29:27,727 - That's a choice word. 502 00:29:27,729 --> 00:29:30,495 I liberated you from those stuck-ups. 503 00:29:30,497 --> 00:29:32,798 In 10 years, they're all gonna be working as janitors 504 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,501 at our high school, all of them. 505 00:29:35,503 --> 00:29:38,705 There were like 40 people at that party. 506 00:29:38,707 --> 00:29:40,441 - It'll be a really clean high school. 507 00:29:42,676 --> 00:29:44,543 What? 508 00:29:44,545 --> 00:29:46,412 - Your nose is bleeding again. 509 00:29:52,486 --> 00:29:55,389 - Here. - Ow. 510 00:29:55,391 --> 00:29:56,488 - There you go. Ew... 511 00:29:57,792 --> 00:29:59,826 - Why, thank you. 512 00:29:59,828 --> 00:30:01,862 - Is that better? 513 00:30:01,864 --> 00:30:03,064 It's fantastic. 514 00:30:06,069 --> 00:30:09,339 Must have been in a frickin' coma to have been dating Dave. 515 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:11,505 - Okay, Dave was actually a nice guy. 516 00:30:11,507 --> 00:30:14,543 - A nice guy, that's your standard? 517 00:30:14,545 --> 00:30:17,814 Nice, and prone to extremely violent outbursts. 518 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,449 - Okay, I don't want to talk to you about this right now. 519 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:20,683 And I'm not going to. 520 00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:22,352 - Fine, don't. - I won't. 521 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,520 Hi. 522 00:30:25,121 --> 00:30:27,089 - Hi. 523 00:30:27,091 --> 00:30:28,857 - Your nose looks funny. 524 00:30:28,859 --> 00:30:30,393 - Shut up. - You shut up. 525 00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:31,994 - I have to go to the bathroom. 526 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,530 - Me too. 527 00:30:37,601 --> 00:30:39,702 - Dave got all weird about me being with Andy, 528 00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:42,105 Andy called Dave an asshole, Dave punched him in the face. 529 00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:43,807 I gasped, everyone gasped, 530 00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:45,476 and then we got kicked out of the party. 531 00:30:45,478 --> 00:30:46,778 And now I'm here. 532 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:48,446 - I think he likes you. 533 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:49,881 - What? 534 00:30:49,883 --> 00:30:52,449 No, me and him, we're not dating. 535 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,588 You know what, I used to be a lot like you. 536 00:30:56,590 --> 00:30:59,959 Always convincing myself that I didn't care when I did. 537 00:30:59,961 --> 00:31:03,697 And I did care, but I was constantly hiding it. 538 00:31:03,699 --> 00:31:06,531 You know, there's a lot of heartache in that. 539 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:09,534 - Would you do anything different? 540 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:11,169 - I don't know, it was unavoidable. 541 00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:13,005 And the part that you don't understand is that 542 00:31:13,007 --> 00:31:16,176 you don't get to choose to be hurt, you just are. 543 00:31:16,177 --> 00:31:19,845 - I get that, I do. 544 00:31:21,581 --> 00:31:23,082 So who's that guy out there? 545 00:31:25,953 --> 00:31:28,822 - Yeah, it's useless, I can't hear anything. 546 00:31:28,824 --> 00:31:30,659 - Probably just discussing the differences 547 00:31:30,661 --> 00:31:33,092 between boys and men. 548 00:31:33,094 --> 00:31:34,628 - Wait, how do you know what? 549 00:31:34,630 --> 00:31:36,062 - I wasn't being serious. 550 00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:42,137 Is that the girl that you were telling me about? 551 00:31:42,139 --> 00:31:43,973 She's cute. 552 00:31:43,975 --> 00:31:46,443 - Why are you so fascinated with my non-existent love life? 553 00:31:48,876 --> 00:31:51,879 - Because you remind me of me when I was growing up, 554 00:31:51,881 --> 00:31:53,815 a little shit running around like he knew everything 555 00:31:53,817 --> 00:31:55,784 when he didn't know anything. 556 00:31:55,786 --> 00:31:58,588 You're hilariously bad at this, too, 557 00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:01,590 so you need all the help you can get, buddy. 558 00:32:01,592 --> 00:32:03,192 - I don't need your help. 559 00:32:03,194 --> 00:32:05,795 - I think you're right, I think it does get better, 560 00:32:05,797 --> 00:32:08,966 I just haven't lived that long yet. 561 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:11,001 - If you could see yourself in five or ten years, 562 00:32:11,003 --> 00:32:13,504 you'd have a different outlook. 563 00:32:13,506 --> 00:32:15,872 - You seem really certain about my future, 564 00:32:15,874 --> 00:32:17,841 which is kind of creepy. 565 00:32:17,843 --> 00:32:20,811 - All I'm saying is that you don't get to be so cynical. 566 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:23,114 Not yet at least. 567 00:32:23,116 --> 00:32:24,883 - No one's gonna wait around for you to figure out 568 00:32:24,885 --> 00:32:27,052 how you feel about them. 569 00:32:27,054 --> 00:32:28,785 Ever. 570 00:32:31,055 --> 00:32:32,590 You don't have to like me to know that I'm right, 571 00:32:32,592 --> 00:32:34,492 but I'm right. 572 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:35,894 I don't even know if I like you. 573 00:32:35,896 --> 00:32:38,064 - I don't know if I like you, either. 574 00:32:38,066 --> 00:32:39,699 - Let's go. 575 00:32:50,043 --> 00:32:52,713 - How was girl talk, you gonna fill me in on the secrets? 576 00:32:52,715 --> 00:32:53,947 - I taught her how to throw a right hook, 577 00:32:53,949 --> 00:32:55,147 do you want me to show you? 578 00:32:55,149 --> 00:32:57,850 - Keep your secrets to yourself, I'm good. 579 00:32:57,852 --> 00:33:00,086 - So where is this prom that you were talking about, 580 00:33:00,088 --> 00:33:01,622 huh, you really need to step it up. 581 00:33:01,624 --> 00:33:03,557 - It's here. 582 00:33:05,194 --> 00:33:07,863 - Great, it's broken. 583 00:33:07,865 --> 00:33:10,162 - Can you hurry up and pick something already. 584 00:33:10,164 --> 00:33:14,701 - You can't make an image, 585 00:33:14,703 --> 00:33:17,138 there's no light hitting the lens. 586 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:19,207 Without a working shutter, 587 00:33:19,209 --> 00:33:22,177 this thing's just an overpriced piece of junk. 588 00:33:22,179 --> 00:33:23,977 - It's just a camera. 589 00:33:23,979 --> 00:33:26,614 - It is not just a camera. 590 00:33:26,616 --> 00:33:29,785 This is a relic of how things used to be. 591 00:33:29,787 --> 00:33:32,321 People used to have to stop and look at their surroundings, 592 00:33:32,323 --> 00:33:34,591 they had to give a shit. 593 00:33:34,593 --> 00:33:37,028 Anyone can take 15 photos in a row. 594 00:33:37,030 --> 00:33:40,796 What does that say about the art? 595 00:33:40,798 --> 00:33:42,966 - You're being a little romantic. 596 00:33:42,968 --> 00:33:44,868 - What's the alternative? 597 00:33:44,870 --> 00:33:48,874 - The alternative is being a cynic like me. 598 00:33:48,876 --> 00:33:50,576 You don't get disappointed by anything 599 00:33:50,578 --> 00:33:53,944 because everything's already disappointing. 600 00:33:53,946 --> 00:33:55,245 - How old are you? 601 00:33:55,247 --> 00:33:58,049 - Ninety. It's been hard. 602 00:34:04,157 --> 00:34:07,258 - Looks like a great place for a wedding. 603 00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:10,828 - If only people knew that marriage is the start of a long, 604 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:15,368 brutal journey of tolerating the person they're with. 605 00:34:15,370 --> 00:34:17,337 - Speaking from experience? 606 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,606 - Maybe you'd fared better? 607 00:34:20,608 --> 00:34:22,140 - No, I just have lower expectations 608 00:34:22,142 --> 00:34:24,711 as to how I stay happy. 609 00:34:26,747 --> 00:34:29,650 - Congratulations on settling. 610 00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:32,687 - No, I just, I expect someone to wash dishes, 611 00:34:32,689 --> 00:34:36,789 do the laundry, watch a movie, and have sex with. 612 00:34:36,791 --> 00:34:38,659 Semi-regularly. 613 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:43,297 At least that's what most other guys think. 614 00:34:43,299 --> 00:34:45,100 - It's a lot more than that. 615 00:34:47,636 --> 00:34:50,371 - In reality, the day to day, 616 00:34:52,108 --> 00:34:53,374 that's it. 617 00:34:53,376 --> 00:34:56,312 But you want romance - 618 00:34:56,314 --> 00:34:58,948 earth-shattering, life-changing. 619 00:34:58,950 --> 00:35:00,150 - It should be. 620 00:35:00,152 --> 00:35:01,349 - And sometimes it is. 621 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:03,084 - And most times it's not. 622 00:35:05,722 --> 00:35:07,758 - You want your royalty on a white steed. 623 00:35:11,129 --> 00:35:15,031 - I was royalty in another universe. 624 00:35:15,033 --> 00:35:16,999 - Should have just taken his picture like he asked, 625 00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:19,035 I didn't need you to fight him for me. 626 00:35:19,037 --> 00:35:20,871 - I didn't fight him for you. 627 00:35:20,873 --> 00:35:23,073 I just told him the truth. 628 00:35:23,075 --> 00:35:25,276 - And look how that went. 629 00:35:27,846 --> 00:35:31,348 It's great, broken camera, 630 00:35:31,350 --> 00:35:33,384 punch to the face. 631 00:35:33,386 --> 00:35:36,087 - The truth always wins. - Mhm. 632 00:35:36,089 --> 00:35:39,458 - If not now, then in the future. 633 00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:42,794 - Check this out. 634 00:35:45,965 --> 00:35:49,102 - Right, physics, you dig that kind of stuff. 635 00:35:49,104 --> 00:35:51,037 - Just because you don't, doesn't mean that you can't 636 00:35:51,039 --> 00:35:54,442 appreciate the amazingness of this. 637 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,110 - I'm impressed. 638 00:35:57,076 --> 00:35:58,910 - You should be. 639 00:35:58,912 --> 00:36:00,979 What is cool about it is these forks are actually 640 00:36:00,981 --> 00:36:02,915 defying their natural inclination 641 00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:04,250 to move toward the earth, 642 00:36:04,252 --> 00:36:06,052 they are defying gravity. 643 00:36:06,054 --> 00:36:08,322 The laws of physics are being challenged 644 00:36:08,324 --> 00:36:10,355 at this table tonight. 645 00:36:10,357 --> 00:36:12,058 - Excuse me. - Oh. 646 00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:16,463 - French fries for you, and pancakes with jam. 647 00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:17,965 Enjoy. 648 00:36:22,739 --> 00:36:25,172 - Mm. 649 00:36:28,110 --> 00:36:31,113 - This next year is gonna be such a waste of my life. 650 00:36:33,049 --> 00:36:36,920 - You could... Think about it 651 00:36:36,922 --> 00:36:40,088 in a little bit more of a positive way. 652 00:36:40,090 --> 00:36:42,057 Just in general. 653 00:36:42,059 --> 00:36:44,961 - Okay. Please, enlighten me. 654 00:36:44,963 --> 00:36:51,201 - Well, for starters, the French fries are above average. 655 00:36:51,203 --> 00:36:54,904 The ambiance here is nice, our waiter was fantastic. 656 00:36:54,906 --> 00:36:58,208 He wasted no time filling our glasses. 657 00:36:58,210 --> 00:37:00,444 There's a lot going for this moment. 658 00:37:00,446 --> 00:37:02,447 - Okay. 659 00:37:02,449 --> 00:37:04,315 Okay, Mr. positive. 660 00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:11,523 This is it. 661 00:37:11,525 --> 00:37:13,893 - This is what? 662 00:37:13,895 --> 00:37:15,327 - This is my favourite song. 663 00:37:26,540 --> 00:37:28,440 You should try this. 664 00:37:45,595 --> 00:37:47,360 - You hear that? 665 00:37:53,468 --> 00:37:55,203 I hear it. 666 00:37:55,205 --> 00:37:57,339 - Dance with me. - No. 667 00:37:57,341 --> 00:38:00,510 - You can't deny this song, you know this song. 668 00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:01,942 - Way past my prime. 669 00:38:01,944 --> 00:38:03,177 - This is the song. 670 00:38:03,179 --> 00:38:04,477 - No, no, no, no, no. 671 00:38:04,479 --> 00:38:05,947 - Think of it as fun, you still know 672 00:38:05,949 --> 00:38:07,249 how to have fun, don't you? 673 00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:10,453 - No, I can't dance, and I'm not gonna dance. 674 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,954 I'm not. 675 00:38:13,924 --> 00:38:15,223 I don't know what you think you're doing. 676 00:38:15,225 --> 00:38:16,592 - You're a little old and rusty, 677 00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:18,928 but I don't think you're beyond saving. 678 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,062 - Oh, please. 679 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,264 - I can teach you. 680 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,967 - Please don't make me dance, please. 681 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,569 Oh god. 682 00:38:28,207 --> 00:38:29,572 Is this all right? 683 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,609 - Yeah, you're holding me a little stiff, 684 00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:33,878 kind of like a porcupine. 685 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,012 - Well, you are a porcupine. 686 00:38:35,014 --> 00:38:36,113 - King of the porcupines. 687 00:38:36,115 --> 00:38:37,549 - Yeah. - Yeah. 688 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,089 - You've really been working on this. 689 00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:49,928 - I've been sneaking out evenings and weekends. 690 00:38:49,930 --> 00:38:51,529 - So that's where you've been. 691 00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:28,235 - Just one more stop, I promise. 692 00:39:56,267 --> 00:39:58,969 Here we are, this is the place. 693 00:39:58,971 --> 00:40:01,238 We can see the pool from here. 694 00:40:03,241 --> 00:40:05,507 Something to imprint in your memory. 695 00:40:08,378 --> 00:40:11,381 That's it, that's all you're gonna give me? 696 00:40:11,383 --> 00:40:15,287 I can't help you if you don't tell me what's going on. 697 00:40:15,289 --> 00:40:17,723 - It was a good prom, it just doesn't solve anything. 698 00:40:20,025 --> 00:40:22,393 - That's the end of the story? 699 00:40:22,395 --> 00:40:24,061 You're just gonna throw in the towel? 700 00:40:24,063 --> 00:40:27,466 - This isn't one of your stories, drew. 701 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:29,369 Did you think that coming back here 702 00:40:29,371 --> 00:40:31,531 was just gonna solve everything and make it all better? 703 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:37,143 - Liz, I don't know what to do. 704 00:40:37,145 --> 00:40:38,143 I don't know where to go. 705 00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:43,017 I feel like I've tried everything and you're not happy. 706 00:40:43,019 --> 00:40:44,618 - Drew, I don't trust you anymore. 707 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:46,121 - You don't trust me, like you never trusted me, 708 00:40:46,123 --> 00:40:47,619 or you don't trust me? 709 00:40:47,621 --> 00:40:50,156 - I don't trust you and I thought that I would. 710 00:40:50,158 --> 00:40:51,557 - You don't trust me? 711 00:40:51,559 --> 00:40:54,194 - You know what, you're never gonna change. 712 00:40:54,196 --> 00:40:57,131 People don't change, they don't. 713 00:40:57,133 --> 00:41:00,335 You know, maybe they, um, mature a little, 714 00:41:00,337 --> 00:41:02,436 maybe their beliefs shift, but they don't change. 715 00:41:02,438 --> 00:41:05,073 Deep down they're always going to be exactly the same. 716 00:41:05,075 --> 00:41:07,142 And you are never gonna change. 717 00:41:07,144 --> 00:41:10,346 - I don't, I don't know what to do. 718 00:41:10,348 --> 00:41:12,248 - I tried. 719 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,683 I came here and I wanted to remember why we fell in love. 720 00:41:17,686 --> 00:41:20,690 But I didn't see it, I didn't. 721 00:41:20,692 --> 00:41:23,827 This whole thing was just a stupid idea, coming back here? 722 00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:27,632 God, I'm so stupid, because this is just too hard. 723 00:41:27,634 --> 00:41:29,364 - Marriage is supposed to be hard. 724 00:41:29,366 --> 00:41:31,332 - Do you want to know what's hard? 725 00:41:31,334 --> 00:41:33,102 Waking up every morning and being alone 726 00:41:33,104 --> 00:41:36,073 while you're out doing whatever it is that you do. 727 00:41:36,075 --> 00:41:38,209 I wake up to an empty bed. 728 00:41:38,211 --> 00:41:40,244 I make breakfast, I sit across the table from no one, 729 00:41:40,246 --> 00:41:42,314 because I'm completely alone, where are you? 730 00:41:42,316 --> 00:41:43,613 - You know what makes me lonely? 731 00:41:43,615 --> 00:41:46,383 Is when I come home, 732 00:41:46,385 --> 00:41:49,320 and I come home to see you and you're not there. 733 00:41:49,322 --> 00:41:49,320 Being with somebody... 734 00:41:49,322 --> 00:41:53,725 - I just want you to understand I'm there waiting for you. 735 00:41:53,727 --> 00:41:55,194 - You're not here. 736 00:41:55,196 --> 00:41:56,461 - I have a question for you. 737 00:41:56,463 --> 00:41:58,796 How alone were you in Argentina? 738 00:42:05,673 --> 00:42:10,508 - Why does this, why does this always come back... 739 00:42:10,510 --> 00:42:12,344 To Argentina, why? 740 00:42:12,346 --> 00:42:14,580 - Because that's when I stopped trusting you. 741 00:42:17,319 --> 00:42:20,353 That's when I stopped trusting you, drew. 742 00:42:20,355 --> 00:42:22,823 You made me feel like the most alone 743 00:42:22,825 --> 00:42:25,457 I have ever felt in my entire life. 744 00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:28,328 And I don't think that you're sorry. 745 00:42:28,330 --> 00:42:29,730 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 746 00:42:29,732 --> 00:42:31,333 - That's just a word. 747 00:42:31,335 --> 00:42:33,401 - Drew, that's all it is. - I'm feeling it! 748 00:42:33,403 --> 00:42:35,470 - That's not enough for me. 749 00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:38,572 - Words are not enough for me. - But you're enough for me. 750 00:42:38,574 --> 00:42:40,307 - That's it, I'm done. - You're enough for me. 751 00:42:40,309 --> 00:42:41,842 - I can't do this anymore. 752 00:42:41,844 --> 00:42:44,847 - Liz, Liz, you're right, people don't change. 753 00:42:44,849 --> 00:42:46,916 You don't trust me and you never trusted me, 754 00:42:46,918 --> 00:42:48,584 you never let me in your walls! 755 00:42:48,586 --> 00:42:50,554 You don't change and you never trusted me, 756 00:42:50,556 --> 00:42:51,819 and you never gave me a chance! 757 00:42:51,821 --> 00:42:53,387 - I don't want to be married anymore! 758 00:42:53,389 --> 00:42:54,923 - Great, we both agree on that. 759 00:42:54,925 --> 00:42:56,359 I don't want to be married, you don't want to be married, 760 00:42:56,361 --> 00:42:57,692 we're not married anymore. 761 00:42:57,694 --> 00:43:00,630 Everyone is happy, I'm happy, fuck! 762 00:43:10,542 --> 00:43:11,842 Fuck. 763 00:43:16,382 --> 00:43:19,917 - So why is this next year the worst year of your life? 764 00:43:19,919 --> 00:43:21,919 - I already told you. 765 00:43:21,921 --> 00:43:23,922 - Some of your friends are staying in town. 766 00:43:23,924 --> 00:43:25,723 - That's not the point. 767 00:43:25,725 --> 00:43:28,761 It's about going someplace different. 768 00:43:28,763 --> 00:43:32,432 I could be someone new, you know, be someone better. 769 00:43:32,434 --> 00:43:34,231 When I was 11, 770 00:43:34,233 --> 00:43:36,934 I had my whole life mapped out until I was 40. 771 00:43:36,936 --> 00:43:38,771 I had this big plan. 772 00:43:40,507 --> 00:43:41,807 And now that I'm staying here, 773 00:43:41,809 --> 00:43:43,309 I just don't know anymore. 774 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:52,285 - You ever think you could just let it go? 775 00:43:52,287 --> 00:43:54,888 - What exactly does that mean, let it go? 776 00:43:54,890 --> 00:43:58,326 - The future, not worry about it. 777 00:43:59,562 --> 00:44:01,528 - Is that what you do? 778 00:44:01,530 --> 00:44:03,463 - I try. 779 00:44:03,465 --> 00:44:04,599 - It's not that simple. 780 00:44:08,638 --> 00:44:09,838 - What if it was? 781 00:44:11,507 --> 00:44:14,941 - Just because you make it look easy doesn't mean it is. 782 00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:17,278 - Just because I make it look easy doesn't mean 783 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,000 that it isn't, doesn't mean you can't do it. 784 00:44:22,018 --> 00:44:23,919 - Maybe I'll try it sometime. 785 00:44:28,459 --> 00:44:30,859 - Come on, we're gonna try something. 786 00:44:30,861 --> 00:44:32,628 - No, you're weird. 787 00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:34,296 - Come on, get up. 788 00:44:41,606 --> 00:44:42,905 - What are you doing? 789 00:44:42,907 --> 00:44:45,041 - I used to do this all the time before sat prep. 790 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,754 Now you. 791 00:44:54,756 --> 00:44:56,519 No. 792 00:44:58,022 --> 00:44:59,490 I'm gonna look like a moron. 793 00:44:59,492 --> 00:45:00,891 - We'll be morons together. 794 00:45:03,729 --> 00:45:05,297 - I don't know. 795 00:45:05,299 --> 00:45:08,366 - If you succumb to peer pressure just this once, 796 00:45:08,368 --> 00:45:10,002 I swear I won't tell anyone. 797 00:45:18,713 --> 00:45:21,348 - No, but like, seriously, actually. 798 00:45:22,950 --> 00:45:25,551 - Don't look at me, stop. 799 00:45:26,821 --> 00:45:28,822 Seriously, just stop. 800 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,428 - I'm sorry, did you... 801 00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:35,064 Did you do it? 802 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,497 - Andy, come on. 803 00:45:36,499 --> 00:45:37,900 - I wasn't even paying attention. 804 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,465 I'm a little hard of hearing. 805 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:48,444 How was it? 806 00:45:49,646 --> 00:45:50,946 - Good. 807 00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:52,112 - Yeah? 808 00:45:52,114 --> 00:45:53,681 - Weird, but good. 809 00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:58,587 - Did you see that? 810 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,522 - What? 811 00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:02,425 - No, you didn't see that? - No. 812 00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:04,794 - No, like, right... Over there. 813 00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:09,099 - Agh! 814 00:46:09,101 --> 00:46:10,934 What the hell, Andy? 815 00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:12,436 - What are you thinking about? 816 00:46:12,438 --> 00:46:14,037 - What am I thinking about? 817 00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:15,673 I can't swim! 818 00:46:15,675 --> 00:46:17,409 - Then it's working. 819 00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:18,844 - Will you hurry, please. 820 00:46:18,846 --> 00:46:20,642 Please, seriously! 821 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:24,949 Andy! 822 00:46:27,686 --> 00:46:29,620 Okay, now you're worried about your clothes? 823 00:46:29,622 --> 00:46:31,422 I'm just drowning, just dying. 824 00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:37,061 - Finally. - Woo! 825 00:46:38,398 --> 00:46:40,165 - Just put your arms around me. 826 00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:41,601 Nope? 827 00:46:41,603 --> 00:46:42,735 You can just drown then. 828 00:46:42,737 --> 00:46:44,504 - Okay, okay, okay! 829 00:46:46,574 --> 00:46:48,072 Is this some kind of a ploy? 830 00:46:48,074 --> 00:46:50,009 - Yes, actually, I planned everything. 831 00:46:50,011 --> 00:46:51,711 I went back in time and got your parents together, 832 00:46:51,713 --> 00:46:53,546 I'm actually responsible for your existence. 833 00:46:53,548 --> 00:46:54,882 - You know, I'm not one to be rescued. 834 00:46:54,884 --> 00:46:56,116 - No? 835 00:46:56,118 --> 00:46:57,851 Okay, you'd prefer to do the rescuing? 836 00:46:57,853 --> 00:46:58,953 I can just drown. 837 00:46:58,955 --> 00:47:01,052 - No, no, Andy, Andy, come on. 838 00:47:05,593 --> 00:47:07,728 - I thought I was gonna drown there for a second. 839 00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:13,101 You do realize we're in the shallow end. 840 00:47:18,573 --> 00:47:20,642 - My dress is ruined now. 841 00:47:20,644 --> 00:47:22,177 - It'll dry. 842 00:47:24,647 --> 00:47:25,915 - I could have died. 843 00:47:27,486 --> 00:47:29,517 I wouldn't have let that happen. 844 00:47:29,519 --> 00:47:30,885 - How can you be so sure 845 00:47:30,887 --> 00:47:32,555 that you wouldn't have let that happen? 846 00:47:32,557 --> 00:47:34,590 - Because... 847 00:47:34,592 --> 00:47:36,493 I can't imagine a world without you. 848 00:48:33,922 --> 00:48:36,891 - So whose room is this? 849 00:48:36,893 --> 00:48:39,759 - It's Henry's, he thought he was getting laid tonight. 850 00:48:42,163 --> 00:48:44,198 He's not here. 851 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,567 - Well, what if he comes back, doesn't he have a key? 852 00:48:46,569 --> 00:48:50,639 - He's still at the party, the guy's on a mission. 853 00:48:50,641 --> 00:48:52,039 - Poor Henry. 854 00:50:39,722 --> 00:50:41,090 - Hi. 855 00:50:43,660 --> 00:50:45,661 - I like what you did with the place. 856 00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:52,803 - I just expected the end of the night 857 00:50:52,805 --> 00:50:54,805 to go a lot different than this. 858 00:50:59,109 --> 00:51:02,046 - The rose petals are a little dramatic. 859 00:51:02,048 --> 00:51:03,847 - You like 'em. 860 00:51:05,084 --> 00:51:06,384 - I do. 861 00:51:09,356 --> 00:51:11,154 - Did you see it? 862 00:51:16,862 --> 00:51:18,897 Yeah, me too. 863 00:51:30,077 --> 00:51:31,744 Don't lose that. 864 00:51:36,819 --> 00:51:38,350 - I won't. 865 00:51:57,506 --> 00:52:00,842 - There is all this wonder 866 00:52:00,844 --> 00:52:03,077 in their eyes. 867 00:52:04,447 --> 00:52:06,748 Discovery. 868 00:52:08,450 --> 00:52:10,118 That was us. 869 00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:14,256 - Yeah, once upon a time. 870 00:52:23,934 --> 00:52:25,468 - Yeah, well. 871 00:52:27,506 --> 00:52:32,277 I don't care if it's this horrible cycle where we fight, 872 00:52:32,279 --> 00:52:33,976 and we make up, and fight. 873 00:52:35,378 --> 00:52:39,884 I don't care how many times we have to go through this 874 00:52:39,886 --> 00:52:41,852 as long as we get to the part where we make up. 875 00:52:47,459 --> 00:52:49,827 - My husband spends a lot of time away. 876 00:52:52,964 --> 00:52:55,535 Taking pictures, 877 00:52:57,838 --> 00:53:00,507 writing these fascinating stories about people 878 00:53:02,341 --> 00:53:03,976 all over the world. 879 00:53:05,546 --> 00:53:07,246 And he feels alive. 880 00:53:10,185 --> 00:53:12,019 More alive than when he's with me. 881 00:53:15,188 --> 00:53:19,058 But I don't appreciate him when he's home. 882 00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:20,960 And I should try. 883 00:53:25,601 --> 00:53:27,569 Oh, the marriage, 884 00:53:30,004 --> 00:53:33,574 otherwise known as adjusting expectations for adults. 885 00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:47,523 - You are the greatest story I have ever known. 886 00:53:57,333 --> 00:53:59,635 I'm sorry. 887 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,619 - Do you remember that, um, 888 00:54:16,455 --> 00:54:19,991 assignment that I was going to take in South Africa? 889 00:54:19,993 --> 00:54:21,360 - What did you do? 890 00:54:21,362 --> 00:54:23,095 - I turned it down. 891 00:54:23,097 --> 00:54:25,396 You know, it's just, 892 00:54:25,398 --> 00:54:26,999 it's always the story after the next story, 893 00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:29,333 after the next story, 894 00:54:29,335 --> 00:54:32,105 and five years have gone by. 895 00:54:32,107 --> 00:54:33,339 I haven't taken a break. 896 00:54:33,341 --> 00:54:34,908 - But you wanted to do it. 897 00:54:34,910 --> 00:54:37,244 - There's always another story. 898 00:54:41,648 --> 00:54:44,450 - I hate you. 899 00:54:46,387 --> 00:54:47,955 - As you've said. 900 00:54:53,293 --> 00:54:55,461 - Did you do this for me? 901 00:55:02,004 --> 00:55:04,072 - For us. 902 00:55:05,475 --> 00:55:09,377 - God, you are such a dork. 903 00:55:09,379 --> 00:55:11,646 - What will your husband think? 904 00:55:13,416 --> 00:55:16,585 - I think he's gonna be really upset. 905 00:55:20,089 --> 00:55:22,556 - Yeah. 906 00:55:22,558 --> 00:55:25,427 Good, maybe he'll throw some shit around. 907 00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:08,674 - Don't look at me, I feel naked. 908 00:56:11,746 --> 00:56:14,115 - I'm blind now. 909 00:56:14,117 --> 00:56:16,281 - Precisely. 910 00:56:17,751 --> 00:56:20,186 - Well, don't look at me, I feel naked. 911 00:56:20,188 --> 00:56:22,490 - Okay, fine. - Close your eyes, god. 912 00:56:24,493 --> 00:56:25,559 Are your eyes closed? 913 00:56:25,561 --> 00:56:27,094 - Yes. - Good. 914 00:56:28,364 --> 00:56:30,096 Now what? 915 00:56:32,534 --> 00:56:34,694 - Whoever can't come up with a question loses the game. 916 00:56:38,675 --> 00:56:41,811 Why are we playing this game? 917 00:56:41,813 --> 00:56:45,146 - How else are we gonna deal with what just happened? 918 00:56:45,148 --> 00:56:47,581 - "What just happened"? 919 00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:50,218 - Where were we before we were here? 920 00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:51,820 - You don't know? 921 00:56:51,822 --> 00:56:53,722 - Are you trying to make me mad? 922 00:56:53,724 --> 00:56:55,759 - Didn't I save your life? 923 00:56:59,062 --> 00:57:00,830 - What are you thinking? 924 00:57:00,832 --> 00:57:02,565 - Why did you kiss me? 925 00:57:12,310 --> 00:57:14,078 - Do you want me to kiss you? 926 00:57:23,557 --> 00:57:25,722 You lost the game. 927 00:57:25,724 --> 00:57:27,691 - Okay, I lost the game. 928 00:57:33,566 --> 00:57:35,701 - Remember that hot dog we buried? 929 00:57:39,338 --> 00:57:41,673 - What are you talking about? 930 00:57:43,343 --> 00:57:44,877 - You don't remember? 931 00:57:47,147 --> 00:57:50,117 The barbecue at your dad's place when we were like six. 932 00:57:50,119 --> 00:57:53,452 Labour day weekend. 933 00:57:53,454 --> 00:57:56,155 - Oh my god, that was forever ago. 934 00:57:59,327 --> 00:58:03,498 - Your mom made us this huge pitcher of pink lemonade. 935 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:05,868 - And you drank half of it yourself, you fatty. 936 00:58:08,669 --> 00:58:11,506 My dad gave you the bigger hot dog. 937 00:58:11,508 --> 00:58:12,906 It was probably the biggest hot dog there, 938 00:58:12,908 --> 00:58:14,610 it was bigger than your face. 939 00:58:14,612 --> 00:58:16,278 No, it was bigger than your face, 940 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,280 and you had a pretty big face when you were little. 941 00:58:18,883 --> 00:58:21,248 - Compared to your body. 942 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:23,785 - I ate like 25% of it. 943 00:58:23,787 --> 00:58:25,621 - Yeah, but you didn't want to throw it away. 944 00:58:25,623 --> 00:58:27,389 - I had a better plan. 945 00:58:27,391 --> 00:58:28,590 - To bury it. 946 00:58:31,363 --> 00:58:34,229 - You thought it would grow into a hot dog tree. 947 00:58:34,231 --> 00:58:36,765 - You were into it. 948 00:58:36,767 --> 00:58:38,902 - No, I remember thinking 949 00:58:38,904 --> 00:58:41,572 it was the stupidest thing at the time. 950 00:58:41,574 --> 00:58:44,676 - We were definitely partners in crime on that one. 951 00:58:44,678 --> 00:58:47,279 As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly, 952 00:58:47,281 --> 00:58:51,481 you wanted to plant flowers on our little hot dog grave. 953 00:58:51,483 --> 00:58:53,851 - Cornelius, like, dug it up 20 minutes later 954 00:58:53,853 --> 00:58:56,287 and dropped it at my dad's feet. 955 00:58:56,289 --> 00:58:58,290 - Cornelius. 956 00:58:58,292 --> 00:59:00,359 And your dad, what does he do? 957 00:59:00,361 --> 00:59:02,927 - He just picked it up and started waving it around 958 00:59:02,929 --> 00:59:04,496 like a sword, and goes, 959 00:59:04,498 --> 00:59:08,466 "is this your wiener, young man?" 960 00:59:09,435 --> 00:59:10,902 So serious. 961 00:59:10,904 --> 00:59:12,705 - Yeah, I think I almost cried. 962 00:59:12,707 --> 00:59:15,707 - You did cry, for like an hour. 963 00:59:18,311 --> 00:59:20,780 - You know, it's so funny how you can remember 964 00:59:20,782 --> 00:59:23,850 a hot dog from 10 years ago, but you can't remember 965 00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:25,419 what happened yesterday. 966 00:59:27,256 --> 00:59:29,554 - You were wearing this yellow t-shirt 967 00:59:29,556 --> 00:59:33,426 and these ridiculous overalls that were rolled up 968 00:59:33,428 --> 00:59:36,730 like 12 times to your knee. 969 00:59:38,601 --> 00:59:40,802 - It was green, not yellow. 970 00:59:40,804 --> 00:59:44,303 - It was yellow, I remember, because you were doing 971 00:59:44,305 --> 00:59:50,378 this whole sailor moon prism thing on me. 972 00:59:53,016 --> 00:59:55,418 - How do you remember that? 973 00:59:55,420 --> 01:00:00,389 - When it's quiet, I can remember anything. 974 01:00:07,266 --> 01:00:09,533 - Well, aren't you cool. 975 01:00:09,535 --> 01:00:11,266 - Yeah, pretty much. 976 01:00:14,371 --> 01:00:15,871 - Time is a funny thing. 977 01:00:18,442 --> 01:00:20,677 Sometimes, 978 01:00:20,679 --> 01:00:25,714 I do this thing... 979 01:00:25,716 --> 01:00:29,620 Where I cover my eyes and I count down from seven. 980 01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:36,395 And when I hit one, I pretend I disappear. 981 01:00:40,032 --> 01:00:41,599 - You just go away? 982 01:00:42,769 --> 01:00:43,902 - Yeah. 983 01:00:46,572 --> 01:00:47,907 - Can I come with you? 984 01:00:53,446 --> 01:00:54,812 - Okay. 985 01:00:57,950 --> 01:00:59,886 Close your eyes. 986 01:01:03,758 --> 01:01:04,825 Seven. 987 01:01:05,694 --> 01:01:07,694 - Six. 988 01:01:07,696 --> 01:01:09,595 Five. 989 01:01:09,597 --> 01:01:11,732 - Four. - Three. 990 01:01:13,535 --> 01:01:15,403 - Two. 991 01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:16,838 - One. 992 01:01:33,591 --> 01:01:35,857 - We're still here. 993 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:37,992 - Shut up. - Okay. 994 01:02:12,065 --> 01:02:14,467 - Well, well, well. 995 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,101 - Nothing happened. 996 01:02:18,103 --> 01:02:21,072 - Oh, I know, it's written all over your face. 997 01:02:21,074 --> 01:02:23,074 I'm just playing with you. 998 01:02:25,412 --> 01:02:27,147 - Why are you still here? 999 01:02:30,817 --> 01:02:33,086 - Reconciling time and space. 1000 01:02:34,654 --> 01:02:36,122 - No, but seriously. 1001 01:02:36,124 --> 01:02:37,657 - Oh, I'm serious. 1002 01:02:42,097 --> 01:02:44,063 - I'm going to Stanford in September. 1003 01:02:48,470 --> 01:02:50,772 - And your girlfriend's staying here? 1004 01:02:50,774 --> 01:02:52,774 - She's not my girlfriend, but yeah. 1005 01:02:52,776 --> 01:02:55,444 - So really, you're asking yourself, is it worth it? 1006 01:02:55,446 --> 01:02:57,577 - I'm not saying it's not worth it. 1007 01:02:57,579 --> 01:02:59,146 - Look, man, I get it. 1008 01:03:00,582 --> 01:03:02,917 I was you once. 1009 01:03:02,919 --> 01:03:04,753 You just gotta live. 1010 01:03:05,788 --> 01:03:07,088 Feel it out. 1011 01:03:07,090 --> 01:03:08,624 You know, this isn't some giant test, 1012 01:03:08,626 --> 01:03:11,593 there's nothing to study for, so, 1013 01:03:11,595 --> 01:03:13,728 there's no right answers. 1014 01:03:13,730 --> 01:03:15,898 Life's gonna take you a lot of places. 1015 01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:18,001 Just don't forget the people you love. 1016 01:03:27,778 --> 01:03:30,781 - You know, you're not such a bad guy. 1017 01:03:30,783 --> 01:03:32,984 - You mean I might actually be a nice guy like you? 1018 01:03:35,589 --> 01:03:37,055 - Don't push it. 1019 01:03:43,561 --> 01:03:44,963 - Ah, shit. 1020 01:03:47,801 --> 01:03:49,735 - Who were you talking to out there? 1021 01:03:53,105 --> 01:03:55,607 - Just myself. - Weirdo. 1022 01:03:58,512 --> 01:04:00,279 - I gotta get that fixed. 1023 01:04:00,281 --> 01:04:02,115 - Just hold on a second. 1024 01:04:07,221 --> 01:04:08,988 - Try it now. 1025 01:04:15,665 --> 01:04:17,799 Holy shit, it works. 1026 01:04:17,801 --> 01:04:20,032 - I fixed it. - How did you do that? 1027 01:04:20,034 --> 01:04:22,869 - Well, you see the self-timer and the spring 1028 01:04:22,871 --> 01:04:25,138 for the shutter are connected, so it wasn't broken, 1029 01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:26,806 it just was stuck. 1030 01:04:26,808 --> 01:04:27,909 I just unstuck it, see. 1031 01:04:33,249 --> 01:04:36,284 I like fixing and building things. 1032 01:04:41,224 --> 01:04:45,128 - If you could build anything, 1033 01:04:45,130 --> 01:04:48,297 anything at all, what would it be? 1034 01:04:53,270 --> 01:04:55,939 - Promise you won't laugh. 1035 01:04:55,941 --> 01:04:57,575 - I promise. 1036 01:05:05,683 --> 01:05:08,786 - So... 1037 01:05:08,788 --> 01:05:11,056 This. 1038 01:05:11,058 --> 01:05:13,224 Here is the chamber. 1039 01:05:15,626 --> 01:05:18,729 And inside of it is another one. 1040 01:05:19,831 --> 01:05:22,133 And basically, 1041 01:05:22,135 --> 01:05:24,670 all around us are tiny wormholes 1042 01:05:24,672 --> 01:05:26,906 that are so small that we can't even see them. 1043 01:05:26,908 --> 01:05:28,609 But what this machine would be able to do 1044 01:05:28,611 --> 01:05:31,176 would be to combine those wormholes together 1045 01:05:31,178 --> 01:05:32,778 to make a big one. 1046 01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:35,949 So that way we would be able to push negative energy 1047 01:05:35,951 --> 01:05:38,819 and atoms from one wormhole to the next, 1048 01:05:38,821 --> 01:05:40,121 through a universe. 1049 01:05:40,123 --> 01:05:43,088 So essentially if it worked, 1050 01:05:43,090 --> 01:05:45,657 then we'd be pushing matter through time. 1051 01:05:45,659 --> 01:05:47,259 Sometimes I wonder how we'll come out 1052 01:05:47,261 --> 01:05:49,195 on the other side. 1053 01:05:49,197 --> 01:05:51,198 I think we'd still be us, but different. 1054 01:05:55,070 --> 01:05:57,738 - That's amazing. 1055 01:05:57,740 --> 01:05:59,740 - I think everyone's gonna think I'm crazy. 1056 01:05:59,742 --> 01:06:02,309 - I don't think you're crazy. 1057 01:06:02,311 --> 01:06:03,778 - Well, that's 'cause you're crazy, too. 1058 01:06:03,780 --> 01:06:04,979 - Yeah. 1059 01:06:06,851 --> 01:06:07,916 - I'll be right back. 1060 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,791 - Where would you go? 1061 01:06:45,793 --> 01:06:47,693 If you could use it? 1062 01:06:49,328 --> 01:06:52,197 - I'd probably go back, tell myself not to worry as much. 1063 01:06:55,001 --> 01:06:57,235 But let's be real, it'd probably make me worry more. 1064 01:07:21,295 --> 01:07:23,130 - All right. 1065 01:07:23,132 --> 01:07:24,264 Let's go. 1066 01:07:24,265 --> 01:07:25,364 - I'm almost ready. 1067 01:07:25,366 --> 01:07:26,500 - I said let's go. 1068 01:07:26,502 --> 01:07:27,301 - No looking. 1069 01:07:27,303 --> 01:07:29,370 - All right, t minus five minutes to blastoff, 1070 01:07:29,372 --> 01:07:30,504 let's get out of here. 1071 01:07:30,506 --> 01:07:32,073 - Okay, two seconds. 1072 01:07:32,075 --> 01:07:34,141 I have to be clothed... 1073 01:07:34,143 --> 01:07:35,242 when we leave! 1074 01:07:35,244 --> 01:07:37,177 - Some would say, some wouldn't. 1075 01:07:40,049 --> 01:07:42,451 - So are you staying here all summer? 1076 01:07:42,453 --> 01:07:45,054 - Pretty much. 1077 01:07:45,056 --> 01:07:47,888 - You're not gonna, you know, ditch la 1078 01:07:47,890 --> 01:07:51,025 and go backpack across Europe anyway? 1079 01:07:51,027 --> 01:07:52,460 - I don't think so. 1080 01:07:52,462 --> 01:07:54,330 I'll be here. 1081 01:07:54,332 --> 01:07:57,467 Maybe you're right, there's something to it, 1082 01:07:57,469 --> 01:08:01,537 like I'll look back and think this is some magic time. 1083 01:08:01,539 --> 01:08:02,937 You know what I mean? 1084 01:08:04,441 --> 01:08:06,443 - I know exactly what you mean. 1085 01:08:10,984 --> 01:08:12,917 Do you think they know about us? 1086 01:08:12,919 --> 01:08:14,953 - No, they're too stupid. 1087 01:08:14,955 --> 01:08:16,186 - Hey. 1088 01:08:16,188 --> 01:08:17,420 - What, they are, they're stupid little kids. 1089 01:08:17,422 --> 01:08:18,890 - Okay. 1090 01:08:20,092 --> 01:08:21,259 How do I look? 1091 01:08:21,261 --> 01:08:22,327 - Stupid. 1092 01:08:22,329 --> 01:08:23,329 - That's not very nice! 1093 01:08:29,534 --> 01:08:31,134 - Hey. - Yeah. 1094 01:08:32,571 --> 01:08:36,809 - I don't have to go to this journalism program. 1095 01:08:36,811 --> 01:08:38,377 - You don't know if you got in. 1096 01:08:41,415 --> 01:08:45,517 - Do you wanna just hang this summer? 1097 01:08:45,519 --> 01:08:48,888 - Have you been trying to ask me that all night? 1098 01:08:48,890 --> 01:08:50,323 - No. 1099 01:08:50,325 --> 01:08:51,891 Maybe. 1100 01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:55,329 I mean, I know you just broke up with Dave, 1101 01:08:55,331 --> 01:08:56,498 and it's not really. 1102 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:57,931 - You don't have to hang out with me 1103 01:08:57,933 --> 01:08:58,998 just because you feel bad for me. 1104 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,268 - No, that's not, that's not why. 1105 01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:03,872 - Okay. 1106 01:09:03,874 --> 01:09:05,607 - Huh? 1107 01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:08,443 - Okay, let's hang out this summer. 1108 01:09:10,047 --> 01:09:11,444 - Really? 1109 01:09:11,446 --> 01:09:13,214 - Yeah. 1110 01:09:13,216 --> 01:09:15,082 - Awesome. 1111 01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:17,319 - Great. - Excellent. 1112 01:09:18,553 --> 01:09:21,190 I can come over like, after the morning practice 1113 01:09:21,192 --> 01:09:22,325 at the theatre. 1114 01:09:22,327 --> 01:09:23,559 - Just stop talking. 1115 01:09:25,394 --> 01:09:27,629 - Why, thank you. 1116 01:09:44,950 --> 01:09:46,884 - Exactly. 1117 01:09:46,886 --> 01:09:47,986 - There they go. 1118 01:09:52,125 --> 01:09:55,626 Okay, are you ready? 1119 01:09:55,628 --> 01:09:57,194 - Go for it. 1120 01:09:58,998 --> 01:10:00,097 - Seven. 1121 01:10:00,966 --> 01:10:02,067 - Six. 1122 01:10:02,069 --> 01:10:03,102 - Five. 1123 01:10:03,104 --> 01:10:04,203 - Four. 1124 01:10:04,205 --> 01:10:05,437 - Three. 1125 01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:07,238 - What is this, what did you put in my pocket? 1126 01:10:10,310 --> 01:10:11,510 - Two. 1127 01:10:13,079 --> 01:10:14,146 - One.